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lynpetra: Look,seduction comes in so many ways.Not all meetings btw a boy and gurl is coincidental.Seduction can come in any form of body language.A gurl can even seduce a man with tears,worries,pains,quick gaze,etc.She doesn't have to show u her naked body.

mtchew.you havn't met an Alpha male.

Preceedo: So you have not seduce a guy and the next thing he gives you is "you are a learner" look.

I'm not talking about guys who are already loosed oooo. I mean REAL MEN who don't see every free p**nny as an opportunity.

If you seduce me, I'm only gonna hate. If you like go naked.

see ladies av the false mentality that they can seduce any guy they want.they havn't met real guyz yet.ladies,you think all guyz are obsessed about pvssy?una neva jam correct guy.

i'v come to the conclusion that the people from the west of niger are the most tribalistic and biased fellows in nigeria.They are not being sincere "atall".taaah.

naija noni: .
A player starts 3 straight matches,then starts 4rm d bench in d next,then
Start another 3 straight matches,
That is RESTING.
Jose in a post-match conference after d liverpool match said he only "RESTED" mikel in dat match becos mikel had played full 90 minutes in 3 straight matches before dat match.No chelsea player plays every match like i said.


Currently,
no chelsea player's 1st team shirt is guaranteed aside cech.
If you've been watching all chelsea's matches this season,u'll know that.
Hardly any player(aside cech) has started 5 or 6 straight matches dis season for chelsea without being benched.

no,after the liverpool match,jose said he rested mikel cos he had a flu.mikel played that match with a flu.for the fact that essein was healthy and hearty but mou prefered a sick mikel to a healthy essien should tell you how important mikel is to chelsea.

to me,the fact that yaya and drogba are ahead of enyeama its a disgrace itself.so giving mikel the award is 50/50 and nothing like disgrace.for the record,yaya and drog are not even among the africa best XI at afcon.for the fact that drog is ahead of emenike sef is a disgrace.ojoro.we all know that caf is french friendly.biased and stupid pple.

like seriously,nothing really special.Maybe apart 4rm the fact that its through them humans are brought to this world which i find special,apart 4rm that,i dnt see anytin really special about them.Its most useless guyz that make women look really special,guyz who dnt know their worth,guyz who make women their first priority,guyz who are so obsessed about that thing called pvssy.To me,men are special,but most of them undervalue themselves,they are not worthy to be called a MAN...!i use to hear sumtin like "women are the weaker vessel bla bla bla",but in reality majority of guys are the real example of what WEAK is.Sum foolish guyz dem,when they just see a beautiful girl they would become so weak and even dumb that they would surrender their powers to her,they need her approval.Tell me why girls won't feel so special when guyz are acting dumb.,tell me why girls won't feel special when guyz beg for a relationship,tell me why girls won't feel special when sum dumb guyz are begging for sex.,tel me why girl won't feel special when they are getting 2much unecessary attention and compliments from guyz.Yes,they are so vry special and the guyz are responsible for it.

GodpassU: Na poverty cos self esteem....a well brought up kid from a wealthy home is full of confidence.

you mean arrogance?

sai,uyo ayaya!

HAPPY NEW YEAR!HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA,i cant shout.i love y'all.muah.

brazilain,spanish,italia.i love their accent especially when those girls speak.

lyfe: Nope 99% is a ridiculous stat.

you beta bliv it.even the most attractive ones are the worst.

na when i don retire na him una bring this kind thread kum.all the same make una play well and watch you back o.but remember,if you miss her heart dnt miss the otolondolo.

op lock that door,i dey see smal smal children wey dey peep here.

Preceedo: Maybe the ladies in ur area don't have bad mouth. Come to this yoruba state I'm living then you will hear words like.

Ode, Ole, Oloshi, Abiko, Akoigba, Omoale, oloriburuku, Dokpemu, odensi etc.
You will prefer death. And that your inner peace will turn to inner turbulence.

lol,u dnt understand.fyi,i was born in a yoruba state,grew up in a yoruba state.av seen it all,heard it all.the law of attraction has it that "everything in your life you av attracted,accept that fact,its true".if you av a girl call you ode,oloshi bla bla bla bla bla,it means you attracted it.

lol.but when you av this inner peace in you that you always keep your cool no matter wat she says and make her feel like she doesn't exist or you laff over it and not allowing wat she says hurt you emotionally,if she's got head,90% of the time she would come apologizing and even begging.Isn't it sweet?

Ikem11: So finally Liverpool equalized dis match and win chelsea? Dis a disgrace. Chelsea sud sack mourinho n hire stephen kechi

who told you to escape from yaba left?*Musa bring that chain lets tie this guy b4 he starts removing his cloths*.

what a sweet match!in mou i trust,the only manager that can dinger your swagger.Oboi,see defense tight.no nonsense...Bring them on.

lol,watin be the meaning of all this one?e resemble the kind thing wey i bin dey do for nursery 2...Agbayas!..Op,azzin,you fall my hands.

Les: when you flatter a fat lady, you will tell her she's looking gorgeous but not classic in this dress whereas she's shapeless in the dress. Since you can't tell her how she looks but gave her a compliment that is good but not not actually the current situation but close to it, to you, you are are saying it in a presentable way but to me, it's simply just lies..

you know most times,its not what you say that really matters,its how you say what you say that matters.what i know is that one must lie.

Preceedo: Please Answer these questions:-

Can you tell a girl straight ahead that she has body odour?

Will you tell ur GF that she's bcoming FAT?

Will you tell a girl that she's not sexually attractive?

Are you the type that asks a girl to leave ur room bluntly?

Do you care about how ladies around you feel at all?
Pls answer me!

leave that guy alone.a child trying to claim real man..,real man oshi.A real man will tell a girl that she is ugly?pls liv that nigga alone he doesn't know what a real man is.

ukwu.choi

lol,so on point..,and if i answered a girls call and said sumtin like "ok,let me call you later,am busy now",it simply means "pls dnt call me again".and that your number 8 is so so on point.

this negredo and dat his left leg.

as a chelsea fan,i dnt know why i love this guy:Alvaro NeGREdo.

Gboliwe: wia is the traffick at Uyo? Guy, na wa 2 u o!

i just dey wake now,sorri 4 not specifying the exact location.it was at edet akpan avenue-nwaniba road.

oboi road don block for here,this kind traffic for uyo i neva see am b4,iswearit.

reporting from ma area at edet akpan avenue,uyo,crowd no be small tin here o,person fit loss o,d crowd is massive,no breathing space.all the same,this yoruba guyz wan spoil ma head with drinks o,taaah,yoruba guyz fit spend i neva see.

sha me i dey indoors intact,disconnected my main line cos i dnt want those girlz disturbing.i just wake 4rm sleep.sha awön guyz don plot formation,na night tinz we dey go,shaking tinz.

Black Swan: I had a guy play footsie under the desk with me once.
I don't know whether it was a sign of attraction or if he was just doing it absent mindedly because he never showed any type of interest in me before and he was even younger than me.

lol,this has happened to me in lectures hall.this girl was sitting close to me in a seat of 4 students.lectures was on and she placed her two feets on mine and using her toes to scrub ma feets,i was like wtf is this?and the funny part was each time i look at her,thats when she behaves as if she's really into the class with a serious face.she no even look my face sef.this is a girl i'v neva spoken to b4,lectures later ended,walahi,what the man tot,notin entered my big head.

-Mr Cork-:
..and again..y isn't the most beautifull female on nairaland name on that list?...I dont see Nadia SA?

na you dash am most beautiful abi..?@op 4me its got to be lynpetra or lynpretrov,i no sabi that name well.she's cool.And also,where the fvck is royal pearl,that g was a badass,just too cool.

lol,the love still dey hot,the thing dey shack am well.Enjoy your thing for the meantime,naso the thing dey shack person but when you don wise up,you go know watsup.

attempt on goal:arsanal 0-7 chelsea.abeg na who dey home and who is playing defensive here cos am confused.