₦airaland Forum

EmiDon11:
except jeon

That name sounds like one bitch that suck my Gee dick last weekend

F. U. C. K.... Get well soon emu. This is applicable to all these Nairaland aunties wey no dey allow us hear word. Some of them are going crazy and nairaland na d only way dem dey display d madness

JovialJune:
Me and Lord luggard be mates sef lmao

Keep deceiving yourself.

That is to say that u are one of evening newspapers around
If a woman decides to make the soup watery, the husband will learn to dent the Garri before dipping it into the soup.
D gods are wise

Arsenate:
I've been here for a while now and my younger self almost doubted his sanity because I couldn't keep up with the spins by the ladies here. I believe that must be the feeling for a newbie. Now I just come here for the laughs and I tend to try and dissuade men from bringing their issues to this section. My little contribution to the manosphere.

U do well my brother.

JovialJune:
You are 26 years old, how are you an elder

If I could gv account of buhari govt in 1983, that means I'm not a kid.
The tortoise said that many hands at work is enjoyable, but many mouths to feed can be embarrassing.
D gods are wise

Arsenate:
Men shouldn't even bother bringing their relationship/marriage affairs to this damned bias section, is what I will suggest.

Women here engage in all sorts of mental gymnastics to absolve women of any blame in any issue. I swear the women here will tell a man he's at fault if he told them his wife burned down the entire house when he left for work.

Pointless bringing your issues here. Better off taking them to the Auto, Business, Tech, anywhere, section.

Happy that I hv seen somebody that understands that specie here.
U are absolutely right, Nairaland women are something else. I was surprised that after op might hv narrated what took place, non was able to scold d wife's ill attitude rather they were all blaming op.
For a man to bring his marital issue on nairaland shows that d man has tolerated and seen a lot in that home. But I think going to auto section should be d best. Never u take advice from a woman in terms of marital affairs, they will always want u to kill yourself for d wife

As for op, never u believe anything that comes from Nairaland transgendered dem, they are all same but comes in different ways.
Op just ask her for small change now and u will see her telling u stories of how bad market has being going on, but she leaves early without doing anything in d house. Very soon, I mean if care is not taken na like dis u go turn to man alone, is better u correct every nonsense she's displaying now before its too late.
Bcs one of d things about women is this, if u start doing something for them and u fails to do a particular day, my brother na there wahala go start. Watch out bro

ImaIma1:
Let's just end this discussion. Your way of reasoning is reducing my IQ. Would rather engage someone more objective in his reasoning.

Have a great day.

What an insult? I don't just blame u, and I won't mention who I will blame bcs u ought to know that, rubbish.

Maxymilliano:
Price of diesel pushing as high as 1500/litre

LPG cooking gas is pushing 910/kg

Kerosene is closely following at 800/liter

Electricity collapsed to as low as 9MW in a country of over 200m population

Naira-Dollar exchange rate already hitting the ceiling at N640/$1 with most local manufacturers struggling to remain in business

Security of lives and properties is a no go area as it's not existing

Pray tell, how else can a country be cursed with worthless leaders like Buhari ?

And these are the legacy's someone wants to build on if elected ?

Na u even get time and passion to dey analyze these whole stuff. As for me, na all of us go suffer am. And we still dey suffer am dey go.
Suffer never tire us that's just d truth bcs another ancestor is coming to take over.

if una like mak una vote another ancestor, na here all of us go suffer am. We are buying everything at same price
Fuel sane price in every part of d country
Rice same
Cement same etc.

Iamdbull:
Am just wondering if all these massaging people are permitted to do this to clients yansh



See videos here
www.instagram.com/dbullofficial

ITS AGAINST D EThICS OF PHYSIOTHERAPHY, THAT IS WHY I HArDLY MASSAGE YoUNGIES BCS MOST TIMES, ALL THESE LADIES ArE D CAUSE OF WHAT U ALWAYS SEE ONLINE

NICE POINT BRO, HOW FAMILY OF 4 EARNING 100K DEY SURVIVE FoR DIS BUHARI GOVT IS STILL WONDERS OF D 21 CENTURY.
I KEEP TELLING YOUNG GUYS ARoUND ME THAT THEY ShOUPD NEVER RUSh INTO MARRIAGE. MARRIAGE OF DIS GEBERATION IS DAmN BURDEN COUPLE WITH DD KINDS OF GIRLS WE HV DIS DAY, THEY ARE JUST THEIR TO ADD MORE AND MORE BURDEN TO U

ImaIma1:
He can't answer that question because he's not just single but a single ignoramus who always has something childish and silly to say about marriage issues.

U don't just insult an elder on public forum unless there's no elders in your lineage
D gods are wise

ImaIma1:
You won't last a month in marriage if you want to start counting the things you should overlook.

I'm sure the ops wife forgives him of his trespasses too. Because it's not like he's perfect and doesn't offend.

I don't even hv time to complain bcs I don't complain I only kick d damn bitch outta my way

ImaIma1:
Whoever is handling the bills should not determine who is in charge. By your reasoning, that would mean that if things were to change and the woman is handling most of the bills, she will be in charge also. She can wake up by 8am and expect her husband to have made her breakfast.

For the husband to come on Nairaland for something his wife explained to him which happens just once a week, means he is not supportive or he's just a nag

It has being happening or u want to tell me that u haven't seen it happen often?
A man will feed his family till his dying days but a day a woman feeds d family, d whole world would hear about it

When a man starts seen some ill attitudes of a woman, they call it nagging but when a woman start complaining about d husband's ill attitude they say its normal for a woman to complain but is not normal for a man to complain

Mariangeles:
What offense did the wife commit? Leaving home early to go get materials for her work?

Why did you not call out the man for being petty, selfish, unreasonable and overbearing?

He not only made a video and sent to his wife to complain about the passports (who does that?), he still came here to snitch on her. What sort of man does that? What a nag!

Please, don't quote me concerning this issue again. I'm done having this toxic conversation.
Family section is downright the most toxic section on nairaland.

SMH for u all daughters of eve. So nobody picked any offence from d wife's angle? Well not surprised at all that women will always support evil and that's why evil and division are always in a every united home bcs of them

Ishilove:
Oh, it has EVERYTHING to do with this thread. You seem very opinionated about how a man should handle his marital affairs, so one should expect you are speaking from a position of practical experience.

U don't expect me to answer such a question and I don't answer it both online and offline.

ImaIma1:
He said he handles 75% of the bills, not all. Besides it's his word against hers. If we ask her, she could also say she's the one that handles 75% of the bills.

But you as usual are quick to jump at anything that in anyway puts a woman in a bad light. Then you will scream your "victim and emotional" mantra

Bcs d generation of daughters of eve made it that way.

Ishilove:
Are you married?

It has nothing to do with this thread

ImaIma1:
Sweetheart what is the wife's offence?

READ AGAIN AND SEE WHERE D ANNOYANCE IS

ImaIma1:
He said he handles 75% of the bills, not all. Besides it's his word against hers. If we ask her, she could also say she's the one that handles 75% of the bills.

But you as usual are quick to jump at anything that in anyway puts a woman in a bad light. Then you will scream your "victim and emotional" mantra

When somebody is handling 75% of bills, automatically d person should be in charge of d affairs of that institution.
U didn't mention d husband's first annoyance.
U didn't ask d husband for long it has being going on like that?
For d husband to come on nairaland and say things like this, shows that he has seen more than what he wrote.

ImaIma1:
It is either you don't love your wife or you don't trust her. So you cannot wait for her to get back and you tell her what she did was wrong. Instead you are bringing her matter to Nairaland so that those bitter and bias guys will help you bash her.

So you cannot make breakfast for yourself on Mondays or find an alternative. Only Mondays o. You seem like someone that prefers to complain and find fault instead of leaving room for consideration. Please talk with your wife like a husband should and stop whining here.

Considerstion u say? when one thinks that he has heard it all, in d next minutes same daughters of eve woupd just tell u no, u are yet to hear more.
Non of u even condemned what d wife did, but u ladies are just after d man.
For d man to come on nairalsnd to voice out his anger shows that he has torelated enough.
Well, i only blame men that can't just call their wives to order.

Mariangeles:
Imagine the man of the house, waking up by 8:42am on a weekday....even if he owns his business.
What kind of example is he setting for his children?
And you find nothing wrong with that? How would you?
He should learn from his wife.

Since he is d one handling d family bills, is should never be your headache, all these daughters of eve will always be daughters of eve. Same attribute from their earthly mother just in different ways.
Non of u daughters of eve even said anything about d wife, but u all came for d husband's head.

Op I understand how u feel and what's on your mind.
1. No mind all Nairaland daughters of eve. They will never tell u d truth.
2. Someone was even asking u why wake up by 8:42am as if u dey work under her.
Since u provide 75% bill in d family, baba I think u her money is her money and your money is una money. That means she is not contributing anything.
Many things dun change for your house sir, a lot dun change in your household and its hightime u call her to order.

Whether na Auditor general or Accountant General or President General, somebody stole 80 fucking billion Naira, just like that and nobody is talking about it.
Where are d Lagos-ibadan expressway newspapers?
Well, we all deserves d type of govt we hv till morrow, after all 15millions useless supporters voted for dis govt for d second time.

Reinamaria:
Legit hustle.

I know legit hustle, like what and what, bcs u can't be telling him to go and hustle without mentioning a particular hustle.

epignosis93:
I don't know if this the right category to put this but please lalasticlala and other mods should help me out on that and I beg you to move it to frontpage.

Stanbic IBTC pension has been really terrible in processing the payment of my late dad's pension fund. I was requested to bring letter of administration, death certificate as well as other documents which was a very frustrating tasks to accomplish.

The letter of administration alone took close to a year before it was issued and costs me close to 100k to acquire as the corruption in the court is terrible I must say.

Now, having went through all this hassles and provided the documents to Stanbic IBTC pesnison, they are yet to complete the verification of the documents not to talk of processing the payment.

It's over 3 months now and the last time I visited the branch at Yaba, they said they are still verfying the documents. I had to create a scene in the bank to show my frustration and disappointment.

Why should this take this long? Has anyone experienced something similar to this. Please I really need your ideas as I can't have a large sum of money somewhere and not be able to access.

Is this not a deliberate effort by the bank to ensure someone find it difficult to access such funds especially for someone that's deceased?

Lalasticlala, please I need your help to move this to frontpage as I really need this money right now like hell.

U hv to write to their head office first, if nothing is being done about it, u can now tagg cbn and body in charge of pension in Nigeria. D ogas in that branch wan chop dey money

Somebody asked a question, h u guys started telling him to go and double his hustle.
And I ask, what kind of hustle do u guys suggest for him to do

Bad mouth na B anytime any day.

Urheadmaster:
Men without wives or girlfriends get rest of mind

I will go with u on this. There is this peace of mind when u don't hv any daughter of eve around u

It was an intelligent and smart work, in a saner country those guys would hv being rotting in jail, but trust naija securyt personnel at your own peril

Oizee:
can't u just give ur own opinion without abusive words....u went extreme by calling him bastard....u must b high on something

Yes he is a bastard and he will always remain one until he emancipate from being an idiot