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RomanceRe: Share The Most Embarrassing Statement Your Ex Or Current Spouse Told You by emmaokw(m):
it started as a blind date. we talked on phone everyday for 2-3 months. on d day we eventually met she freaked out just because I look way younger than her.. so she told me she would be arrested for child abuse...lolz. though it wasn't funny on that day but now we still joke about it especially during intimacy.

I still wonder if its a blessing to have a younger face or a curse
HealthRe: 10 Reasons You Must Stop Eating Instant noodles by emmaokw(m): 5:02pm On Mar 30, 2017
This topic sounds to me like "10 reasons why you should stop breathing" simply because I can't stop eating it.

infact, hold on make I put 3 sachets of indomie superpack for fire before I continue wat i'm saying.
Jokes EtcRe: Lagosians are Trolling Ibadan On Twitter. See Some Hilarious Tweets by emmaokw(m): 9:12am On Mar 30, 2017
People should learn to chill, ibadan was once d economy capital of yorubaland... so we lagosians should learn dat notin lasts forever. beatle car was once a luxury
RomanceRe: Young Nigerian Man Marries Old Oyinbo Woman (Photo) by emmaokw(m): 7:03am On Mar 30, 2017
huhwho knows, it may be true love
PoliticsRe: Tajudeen Obasa At 45 | The “ENIAFE” Inside The Green Chamber Of The National Ass by emmaokw(m): 2:34pm On Aug 29, 2015
I dont know him
PoliticsRe: Breaking: Finally, He Declares His Asset! by emmaokw(m): 10:27am On Jun 10, 2015
I think it's high time I declared my assets too.. I'm just afraid EFCC might come after me....


huhStill thinking if I should just keep mute
CelebritiesRe: This Photo Show's That Cnthia Morgan Is A Bad Influence To Ibandan Girls by emmaokw(m): 1:07pm On Jun 06, 2015
I bet they are virgins
RomanceRe: 3 Challenges Guys With Extralarge Dicks Encounter by emmaokw(m): 1:03pm On Jun 06, 2015
BUTCHCASSIDY:
Liar!
She was laughing?
If ur thingy is that big and Ure trying to enter she wont laugh believe me
she probably laughed cos ur thingy reminded her of a cigarette butt
See finishing... Lol
RomanceRe: Why Do Some Married Women Stoop So Low Biko. by emmaokw(m): 12:28pm On Jun 06, 2015
MrChukwudiChuks:
Lying about what bro... I can tell stories if i want and am free to right? But am just surprised at wat am seeing. And if u need to know proper if u didnt read my message well, is dat she has decleared to have a discreet stuff with me even when i said i have a gf she said dats just a small girl
Story for the gods
Nairaland GeneralRe: What Do You Think About This Adage In This Age? by emmaokw(m): 9:40am On Jun 06, 2015
The patient dog will die of hunger
CrimeRe: Evil Mother Confesses To Killing Two Of Her Children, Stuffing Bodies In Freezer by emmaokw(m): 6:11am On Jun 06, 2015
She must be suffering from a psychological problem
Jokes EtcRe: Can this really happen? by emmaokw(m): 10:09pm On Jun 05, 2015
Op, it seems u don't know d diffence between dream and nightmare..... Lolz
Nairaland GeneralRe: Is This How A Muslim Marraige Should Be?.... Pictured. by emmaokw(m): 10:05pm On Jun 05, 2015
If not for the guys in the picture, I would av thought they are Ebola health workers
Jokes EtcRe: Please Guys He Has A Dinner Date, Can He Dress Like This? (pics) by emmaokw(m): 10:01pm On Jun 05, 2015
With his shoe, he looks like a diver in Natgeowide documentary
RomanceRe: Why Do Some Married Women Stoop So Low Biko. by emmaokw(m): 9:05pm On Jun 05, 2015
Its obvious op is lying...

Soon I will create thread about how an angel was trying to woo my dead grandma in her grave
RomanceRe: Hilarious Picture: When The Maga Has Had Enough by emmaokw(m): 8:44pm On Jun 05, 2015
What's the job of carpenter if not to repair and change wardrobe...

That babe nah thief, sorry Ole, I mean Barao
ComputersRe: Advice!!!!! Which One Is More Preferable Among This Laptops by emmaokw(m): 5:55pm On Jun 05, 2015
I think you should consider the motherboard

as for me Intel is always the best pick
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Build Your Own Futuristic ‘trapcode Planet’ With After Effects by emmaokw(m): 6:00pm On Jun 04, 2015
Waoh... Its very beautiful.
But how can someone like me with no knowledge of after effect be able achieve this piece if wants to. Thank you
CultureRe: Lesson On Humility by emmaokw(op): 12:09pm On May 28, 2015
indiraserv:
Is this true....the story I heard was that it was Shonibare of Shonibare estate that barked till he died
I actually asked an elderly person who also confirmed it's Bode Thomas.
I think Shonibare was an Ijebu Merchant
CultureLesson On Humility by emmaokw(op): 11:31am On May 28, 2015
A good lesson to learn on arrogance from the story of Late Bode Thomas:
Bode Thomas whom street was named after @Surulere, died on Nov 23,
1953 in a most mysterious manner. Bode Thomas was born to a wealthy
trader, John thomas in 1918. Himself, FRA Williams and Remi Fani-Kayode (Father of Femi Fani-Kayode)
attended Law School in London, and jointly established the first law firm
in Nigeria called "Thomas, Williams & Kayode". The law firm was
established in Jankara Lagos. Bode Thomas was an excellent lawyer, but
also very arrogant. Because of
his education, he was made chairman of the Oyo Divisional Council at one time while Alaafin Adeyemi of Oyo (father of the current Alaafin) was a
mere member! On Bode Thomas' first appearance in council after being
appointed chairman, all council members stood up for him in deference, to
welcome him, except Oba Adeyemi, who, for cultural reasons, should not
show deference to anyone in public, not even his mother! Bode Thomas
rudely shouted at the King "...WHY WERE YOU SITTING WHEN I WALKED IN? YOU DON'T KNOW HOW TO SHOW RESPECT?" Then, Bode Thomas was 34 years while Alaafin was in his 60s. The Alaafin
felt very insulted and said "SE EMI LO NGBO MO BAUN?" (Is it me you are
barking at like that?) Bode Thomas responded by shouting in vocabularies
which Alaafin didn't understand, so Alaafin just told him... "MA GBO
LO" (continue barking). This was on November 22, 1953. Bode Thomas
got home and started barking! He barked, barked and continued barking like dog all night until he died in the early morning of November 23,
1953. Bode Thomas was the Balogun of Oyo. So, when next you drive on
Bode Thomas street in Surulere Lagos, note the man who cut short his life
due to arrogance and naughtiness

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FashionRe: PHOTO: How Many People Remember This? by emmaokw(m): 10:55pm On Feb 17, 2015
Mine was given to me by a neighbour, I wore it till d whole thing was full twine from sowing, also my shorts was always having 2 rear light

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