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But pray make u no go meet d wrong person

Its depends oooo

Let all just imagine this question

This girls na cheats dem be

Scannews
Nigeria HND graduates can now receive B.Sc in UK in 1
year
The chairman of Siegener Sabithos Nigeria, Mr Tunde
Anifowose-Kelani, on Monday received an approval to
run a Bachelor’s degree programme for international
students from the United Kingdom (UK) University.
Speaking with Campusbeats from UK, Kelani described
the development as a breakthrough for the youth and
students in the country.
He said that Higher National Diploma graduates in
Nigeria can now study for a year without leaving their
employments, businesses, families among others.
He said he had been making frantic efforts to get the
approval since 2009, just as he expressed joy that the
move had yielded a positive result through the
approval of the programme.
“Our dream has come true at Siegener Sabithos
Nigeria to close the gap between HND and bachelor’s
degree graduates once and for all through intellectual
engineering, and we thank God for the manifestation
today.
“It is God ! Indeed, the world is a global village and
this is a great opportunity to fill the gap of HND and
bachelor’s degree dichotomy in Nigeria. The bachelor’s
degree certificate from The UK University is acceptable
in over 130 countries of the World!
“We have signed the contractual international
agreement with WestFace Consortium UK for all HND
graduates in Nigeria to undergo a one-year
international bachelor’s degree programme and HND
graduates who enrol on the degree programme will
have the opportunity to attend their graduation
ceremony in London accordingly,” Anifowose-Kelani
said.
(Nig. Tribune)

Someone once ask me if I can burn my university certificate for $50million
I equally told him,I will not only burn my certificate even my university.
If you are the one what will you do?

A Generation of Young Christians
1. We are always right and we never accept
correction..A corrector is seen as an enemy
2. We love to sing in church, but do not read
our bibles at home
3. We are full of lust, sensuality and emotions
and we call it love
4. we want to have wonderful marriages, but
by the time we are 25years we've spent almost
ten years in relationships already. Sometimes
we may have had more boy lovers and girl
lovers than even our parents.
5. Sexual activities are now part of our
relationships calling it romance
6. we want to be rich in life, meanwhile we
spent all our finances on the latest ipads,
iphone, galaxies, htcs, laptops, cameras etc
which in many cases we use less than 30% of
their functions
7. We do not pay our tithes and offerings
claiming we are students
8. We say we are christian women but dress
like hollywood stars and we call it fashion
9. We love pleasures rather than God
10. In church you will see us with our hands
lifted up singing slow songs which we call
worship but on our phones in our pockets, you
will see pics of naked and half naked women,
hip hop, hip life and we have a nice way of
justifying it.
11. We are hardly convicted when we go to
church because our hearts have been hardened
by the deceitfulness of sin and pride...etc etc
etc
But God forsaw this and warned us in 2Tim.
3...That in the last days
men and women will be lovers of themselves,
lovers of money, boasters, proud, blasphemers,
disobedient to parents, unthankful, unholy,
unloving, unforgiving, slanderers, without self-
control, brutal, despisers of good, traitors,
headstrong, haughty, lovers of pleasure rather
than lovers of God, having a form of godliness
but denying its power.
We need to change our ways, we have no
excuse on judgement day, Repent. U can forward if u
want to. But I know u wouldn't because is not funny.

Sometimes I wonder if am dating MTN,I receive a
text message from mtn in the morning also another
text message at night when am about to sleep
Imagine this oooo??
Lol

WHO IS JESUS?
* He is Abel's sacrifice (Gen 4:4)
* He is Abraham's ram (Gen 22)
* He is Isaac's wells (Gen 26:15-33)
* He is Jacob's ladder (Gen 28:12f2)
* He is Issachar's burden s (Gen 49:14-25)
*He is Samuel's horn of oil (1Sam16:1-13)
* He is David's slingshot (1Sam17)
* He is Isaiah's fig poultice (2Kgs20:5-7)
* He is Hezekiah's sun-dial (2Kgs5:9-11)
* He is John's pearly, white city (Rev21)
* He is Peter's healing shadow (Acts 5:15)
* He is Paul's handkerchiefs & apron (Acts 19:12)
* He is a husband to the window (Psalm146:9)
* Father to the orphan (Lam5:3)
* He is the pearl of great price (Matt13:46)
* And a shadow of a great rock in a weary land
(Isaiah32:2)
* He is the Prince of Peace (Isaiah9:6)
* And the Government of my life & ur life is upon His
shoulder (Isaiah 32:2)
* He is JESUS of NAZARETH-THE SON OF THE LIVING
GOD!
TO ME:: JESUS IS Noah's Rainbow (Gen 9:13,14 n 16)
WHO IS JESUS TO U?

Lagos conductors new slogan: Yaba-Oyingbo.... wole pelu medical report e oooooo! Ebola ma wole ooooo... mi o le wa ku nitori N150 oo =)) gud day dear frds hav Λ wonderfull Weekend!!

WHERE DID WE GO WRONG?
WAKE UP NIGERIAN YOUTHS
Awolowo was (37), Akintola (36), Ahmadu Bello (36)
Balewa (34) and Okotie-Eboh (27), Enahoro (27) led
the struggle for independence after the death of
Macaulay. Only Zik was 42 at the time.
In 1966, the first coup was led by: Kaduna Nzeogwu
(29) and countered by Murtala
Mohammed (28), Theophilus Danjuma (28),
Babangida (25), Nanven Garba (23), Sani
Abacha (23), Shehu Musa Yaradua (23), and brought
into power Gowon (32), Ojukwu (33), Obasanjo (29),
Buhari (24).
Most of the military administrators who governed the
states under the successive military regimes, most
of whom are governors now, were under 30 years.
The brief democratic dispensation which interjected
the military interregnums also saw
the House of Representatives in particular populated
by majority of members under 30 years as well as
some senators. Under 30s were also not in short
supply with appointments, we have examples of MT
Mbu
who became foreign affairs minister at 23 and Pat
Utomi who became a presidential
adviser at 27 and so on and so forth.
NOW:
Why is it that this age bracket is today still sleeping
in 3 seater chairs in their parents’
homes?
Why is it that this age bracket is today still collecting
pocket money from their parents?
Why is it that this age bracket is today still writing
JAMB?
Why is it that this age bracket is today still sagging
their trousers?
Why is it that this age bracket is today still searching
for jobs, not yet married?
Why is it that this age bracket is today no longer
qualified to even be leaders of youth
wings of political parties?
Why is it that this age bracket is today so docile?
Why is it that this age bracket is today still incapable
of feeding itself?
Why is it that this age bracket is today barred by law
from even aspiring to certain political offices?
Why is it that this age bracket is today incapacitated,
unwilling, unable and incapable of asking questions?
GOD BLESS NIGERIA!"
: (c) 2014
Prof Wole soyinka

IS this for real?

Me don laugh tire ooo

See this
May God help us in africa

How many of you play this when you are small

CONVENTION!!! CONVENTION!!! CONVENTION!!!
Special information for all...
I am pleased to inform u all dat
The Redeemed christian church of God(RCCG)
annual convention is around d corner...
JOIN RCCG in its 62nd annual convention.
Theme: HOLY SPIRIT
Date: 4th-10th august 2014
Venue: RCCG Camp ground km 46 Lagos Ibadan
express way.
This years convention promises to b fun nd revilig as
teenagers bt note it wont b business as usual !!!
we all re invited also to come along wit our fwends,
family nd even ur enemy..
Advise for all : ''COME EXPECTING ND NT FOR D FUN
ONLY''
Stay blessed always.

U dey feel dis kind of slap...
IGBAJU OLOYI (Cheek slap that turns you 360°,
it makes you see stars) . When you receive this
one, you will lose balance and your head will go into
auto-search as you will be looking for what hit you.
This will make you do all the actions of the other
slaps above at once. You will even confess what you
never did. Also, it can reset one to 3D (Deaf, Daft
and Dumb).
With Love From Oduduwa Nation.

I use resemble some people ni oo
And those people are those boys for nairaland ooo

All of una just dey make laugh for here ooo
Me just ask all of dem dey put pic yet dem no dey real

The machine go keep quit
Loool

Looooool
U funny
Na so u dey do abi
Great job
Keep it up

Some body please help me out ooo
I dey see plenty babe for nairaland
But hope person fit take hook up with dem ooooo

Lagos atm na confirm oo

You got it right
And God helping fulfill the vision