Amen ooooo

Sometimes when we report the
stories of pastors that are
misbehaving, it is because these
things are strange to us and they are
not suppose to be the norm. A pastor
is suppose to be above board, a
person who can say no to any
strange woman, even if she was sent
to seduce him by marine spirit. Read
the story of Bishop David Oyedepo
and his wife below and learn from it.
20 Facts About Bishop David And
Faith Oyedepo’s Marriage That You
Should Know:
1. She met him at a Motor Park…
2. She was a university student –
GREAT IFE while he was only a
Polytechnic student in Kwarapoly
(Remember the discrimination) – she
could have snubbed him – but she
responded.
3. His friends complained that he was
carrying Christianity too zealously as
if he was the only Christian – she
became zealous too.
4. He took her to church in 1976 and
made her sign an agreement
(SAILING UNDER SEALED ORDERS) to
marry and follow him whether he
becomes blind, lame or
handicapped… she signed.
5. Just before he married her, he told
her God had sent him to LIBERATE
THE WORLD (while he was still
hopping between jobs) and went on
to resign his job; his elder brother
lambasted him, she stuck to him.
6. He told her God had shown him
the key to prosperity – she believed.
7. He told her they would build a
50,000 capacity tent and preach the
gospel from private jets-she believed
her dreamer lover. 8. He was too
‘buoyant’ to afford a hotel room on
his wedding eve, he slept in his
rickety Volkswagen Beetle – she
married him.
9. During a moment of insane faith,
he ordered a mad man to be put in
his car alone with her while she was
pregnant; she remained.
10. She saw she was dripping blood
while pregnant and explained to him
that she had a miscarriage, he
shouted “It CANNOT Happen, Can I
have my food please” – she served
him food.
11. She just had their first baby and
there was no food or money at home.
He refused to borrow or ask or take
church money and they were
drinking/eating “CERELAC Baby food’
for 3 days – she ate with him.
12. She came to church one day and
saw him so excited with few
members while waiting for service to
start; he explained to her that service
was actually over – she laughed.
13. People kept praying for her and
her husband as they seemed to be
crazy and needed deliverance-she
kept faith. 14. He announced a new
Bible school and she knew there was
no facility; she asked him and he
replied “Is it your school”? She kept
quiet. IT DOESN’T END THERE!
15. She didn’t know they were going
to be flying in customized jets round
the world.
16. She didn’t know he will pastor
and she, co-pastor the largest church
auditorium in the world.
17. She didn’t know he will be a
father to millions all over the world.
18. She didn’t know he will be hosted
by Presidents and Heads of States of
nations.
19. She didn’t know he will be a
Chancellor and Pioneer of one of the
best Private-owned Universities in
the
world…..and six others.
20. She woke up one day on her sick
bed in the USA and unexpectedly
saw her hubby who had flown in
quietly from Nigeria and had refused
to wake her up….. he was kneeling
on the floor by her legs and crying
‘Lord, heal her and prove that you
sent me”- She got healed
miraculously… …TWICE!. She didn’t
know. #All she saw was a Man with A
BIG GOD inside him. Her name is
“FAITH”!
From the source:
It is sad to see that many ladies of
these days can’t stand by a man with
purpose and vision like this today.
Most ladies want a man that has
‘arrived’ but forget that most men
that walk with God need to grow in
Him
even as they (The ladies) grow with
him (The husband).
Some of our mothers married our
fathers when they had nothing to
their names and together they grew
to where they got to. Sadly, some of
those parents will not accept a
spouse that doesn’t have much to his
or her name when their child wants
to be joined with one. Who upturned
our values? Who said you need to
‘arrive’ before taking a helping hand
and obtaining blessings from God?
Hey, marriage is not an achievement
like one of ur degrees or acquisition
like a car or landed property. Some
marriages bring the completeness a
man or woman needs. Let’s get our
priorities right. Thanks mama
Oyedepo for not
forming #Tushgirl now we all see
the #TushQueen you have become to
that king – Bishop David Oyedepo.

Bishop David Oyedepo is a man of
influence and affluence among his
congregation as the amiable clergy
requested for a gift of 200 Prado
jeeps from his numerous worshipers
in January 2014 and 200 donors
gladly fulfilled their pledges few days
back.
The 59 year old clergy, who will turn
60 on September 27, 2014, told his
ardent followers that he needed 200
new Prado jeeps for ministerial
purpose. We gathered that the exact
reasons were undisclosed but we
reliably gathered it might not be
unconnected to the fact that it’s for
use in some of their branches
manned by his ordained pastors
scattered across the country.
It was revealed that a brand new
Prado jeep goes for about N10.6
million. Thus, the estimated cost of
200 Prado jeeps comes to N2.1
billion. Our source revealed to us that
it was an individual thing among the
wealthy members, who voluntarily
donated the jeeps. Therefore, the
place of purchase cannot be easily
determined nor the identity of the
donors revealed. But we gathered the
jeeps are tucked away inside the
Cannanland at Ota, Ogun State.
It would be recalled that in January
2013, during Winners Chapel cross
over service on Tuesday January 1,
2013, in Canaanland, Ota, Ogun
state, worshipers made donations of
over 700 exotic cars to the church.
People who felt they had been richly
blessed in 2012 came to the cross
over service with different donations.
Most significant was the number of
exotic brand new cars and SUVs that
flooded Canaanland. The people who
donated them dropped the keys and
documents of the cars during
offering. The church auctioned the
cars at very cheap prizes to its
members. Some cars were sold for as
low as N300,000.
Bishop David Oyedepo was born in
September 27, 1954. Although he
hails from Omu Aran in Kwara State,
he was born in Osogbo, Osun State.
He is from a religiously mixed family.
Bishop Oyedepo’s father name is
Ibrahim, he was a Muslim healer and
his mother, Dorcas was a member of
the Eternal Order of the Cherubim
and Seraphim Movement, a branch of
the Aladura church.
He was brought up by his
grandmother in Osogbo community,
who nurtured and taught him
Christian ethics with the early
morning prayers which she attended
with him every day. She also taught
him how to believe in his destiny.
Bishop gave his life to Christ in late
1969 through the help of his teacher
who took special interest in him
during his high school years. He
studied Architecture at Kwara State
Polytechnic and worked briefly with
the Federal Ministry of Housing in
Ilorin before resigning to go fully into
the ministry/ missionary work.
Oyedepo also got his Ph.D in Human
Development from Honolulu
University, Hawaii, United States of
America.
Bishop Oyedepo got a full call from
God with the aid of an 18 hour long
vision in May 1981 to save the world
from all forms of oppression of the
devil by preaching the word of the
Lord . This is the clear vision that led
to the founding of the Living Faith
Church Worldwide first called
Liberation Faith Hour Ministries in
1981, before it was changed.
Two years after, on September 17,
1983, Pastor Enoch Adeboye, General
Overseer of the Redeemed Christian
Church of God, ordained him and his
wife, Florence Abiola Akano (now
Faith Abiola Oyedepo) as pastors and
also officially commissioned the
newly started church of Oyedepo.
Five years after, David Oyedepo was
ordained a bishop.
Living Faith Church well known as
Winners Chapel took-off in Kaduna,
but moved to Lagos in September
1989, to set up a new branch, after
receiving revelation from God to
reach out and connect to the
population in Lagos and the world as
well.
This church in Lagos expanded to
earn the International headquarters
of Living Faith Church in Nigeria, with
a constantly increasing flow of
crowds flooding over to adjacent
roads, and on decks of uncompleted
structures nearby, making people to
stand for hours to listen to his
wonderful teachings. This led to the
building of the renowned Faith
Tabernacle, as directed by God.
The non -stop construction of Faith
Tabernacle was breath-taking, on
account of the size of the building.
Construction of this multi-billion
naira project was completed within
12 months which experts claimed
could only have been a miracle,
because such a project should
normally take a minimum of three
years to achieve. Reports also
claimed that the building was built
debt free. This 50,000-seat edifice
was dedicated on September 18,
1999, under the administration of
former President Olusegun Obasanjo

Sure u got it right,but I think messi deserve it more

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: The Real Madrid star is honoured
to top Goal's list for the third time, but says team
glory is what really motivates him and he wants
more silverware in 2014-15
By Alberto Pinero & Ben Hayward
For the second time in three years and third time
overall, Cristiano Ronaldo has claimed the Goal 50
award for the finest footballer over a single season.
The prestigious prize, chosen by Goal's 600 editors,
is the final accolade in a crowning campaign that will
live long in the memory.
When Ronaldo inaugurated his own personal
museum in Madeira last December, some mocked
the Portuguese for the scarce amount of silverware
he had claimed in his first four seasons at Real
Madrid, while others pointed to the long list of titles
won by Lionel Messi. As has been the case so often in
his career, however, Ronaldo silenced the critics.
Goal was present as he cut the tape to unveil his
collection in Funchal, presenting him with an
updated version of the 2012 trophy which is
currently on display. Now he has another one to sit
alongside it.
"It’s a very big honour for me to have been chosen as
the best player," Ronaldo told Goal after his latest
triumph.
"I’m sincerely grateful for this award. I also want to
thank the fans for their support and for their passion
for the game, which is what makes this sport so
fascinating throughout the world."
The year began with his second Ballon d'Or. He
added a second Pichichi prize to his collection by
topping the goal charts in La Liga and another Golden
Shoe for Europe's leading scorer after he netted 31
times in the Primera Division to tie with former
Liverpool striker Luis Suarez. He has now become
only the second player - alongside Messi - to win the
Goal 50 award for a third time.
"Over and above individual prizes, I have always
maintained that it’s the teams, your team-mates and
the fans that make each of us better as footballers,"
Ronaldo added. "Therefore, I’m convinced that I
wouldn’t have been able to win this award without
the constant support from all the people at Real
Madrid."
Without his goals, however, Madrid almost certainly
would not have enjoyed such spectacular success in
2013-14. Even though Cristiano missed the final of
the Copa del Rey as Real beat Barcelona, he had hit
three goals en route to the Mestalla showpiece, while
his 17 strikes in the Champions League represents a
new record, surpassing the mark of 14 in a single
edition of the continental competition set by Jose
Altafini in 1962-63 and Messi in 2011-12.
Remarkably, those 17 goals came in just 11 games
as Ronaldo became the first player to score in eight
consecutive Champions League matches. He also
netted in every round of the knockout phase,
including two in the 4-0 win at Bayern Munich in the
semi-finals and a penalty in the 4-1 extra-time
victory against Atletico that sealed the trophy in
Lisbon.
"Was there room in his museum for La Decima?" a
Spanish journalist had asked Ronaldo in December.
"There's always room for La Decima," he replied.
Winner | Ronaldo receives the Goal 50 trophy from
Editorial Director Graham Shaw in Los Angeles
In 2013-14, Ronaldo fired Portugal past Sweden in
their World Cup play-off with all four of his side's
goals in the two-legged tie to seal a place at Brazil
2014. He also became the nation's all-time top
goalscorer by surpassing former team-mate Pauleta
(47 international goals) and reached 50 strikes for
his country at the World Cup, where he was some
way short of full fitness and ultimately unable to help
his team avoid an early exit from the competition -
the only low point in what is his most memorable
year to date.
Now, he's back in full training with Madrid and after
collecting the Goal 50 trophy from Editorial Director
Graham Shaw at the club's summer base in Los
Angeles, he's raring to go again. The club will
compete for six titles in 2014-15 and Ronaldo wants
them all.
"My aims for the coming season are the same as
always: to fight from the start of every training
session to the last minute of every match,"

WORLD EXCLUSIVE: The Real Madrid star is honoured
to top Goal's list for the third time, but says team
glory is what really motivates him and he wants
more silverware in 2014-15
By Alberto Pinero & Ben Hayward
For the second time in three years and third time
overall, Cristiano Ronaldo has claimed the Goal 50
award for the finest footballer over a single season.
The prestigious prize, chosen by Goal's 600 editors,
is the final accolade in a crowning campaign that will
live long in the memory.
When Ronaldo inaugurated his own personal
museum in Madeira last December, some mocked
the Portuguese for the scarce amount of silverware
he had claimed in his first four seasons at Real
Madrid, while others pointed to the long list of titles
won by Lionel Messi. As has been the case so often in
his career, however, Ronaldo silenced the critics.
Goal was present as he cut the tape to unveil his
collection in Funchal, presenting him with an
updated version of the 2012 trophy which is
currently on display. Now he has another one to sit
alongside it.
"It’s a very big honour for me to have been chosen as
the best player," Ronaldo told Goal after his latest
triumph.
"I’m sincerely grateful for this award. I also want to
thank the fans for their support and for their passion
for the game, which is what makes this sport so
fascinating throughout the world."
The year began with his second Ballon d'Or. He
added a second Pichichi prize to his collection by
topping the goal charts in La Liga and another Golden
Shoe for Europe's leading scorer after he netted 31
times in the Primera Division to tie with former
Liverpool striker Luis Suarez. He has now become
only the second player - alongside Messi - to win the
Goal 50 award for a third time.
"Over and above individual prizes, I have always
maintained that it’s the teams, your team-mates and
the fans that make each of us better as footballers,"
Ronaldo added. "Therefore, I’m convinced that I
wouldn’t have been able to win this award without
the constant support from all the people at Real
Madrid."
Without his goals, however, Madrid almost certainly
would not have enjoyed such spectacular success in
2013-14. Even though Cristiano missed the final of
the Copa del Rey as Real beat Barcelona, he had hit
three goals en route to the Mestalla showpiece, while
his 17 strikes in the Champions League represents a
new record, surpassing the mark of 14 in a single
edition of the continental competition set by Jose
Altafini in 1962-63 and Messi in 2011-12.
Remarkably, those 17 goals came in just 11 games
as Ronaldo became the first player to score in eight
consecutive Champions League matches. He also
netted in every round of the knockout phase,
including two in the 4-0 win at Bayern Munich in the
semi-finals and a penalty in the 4-1 extra-time
victory against Atletico that sealed the trophy in
Lisbon.
"Was there room in his museum for La Decima?" a
Spanish journalist had asked Ronaldo in December.
"There's always room for La Decima," he replied.
Winner | Ronaldo receives the Goal 50 trophy from
Editorial Director Graham Shaw in Los Angeles
In 2013-14, Ronaldo fired Portugal past Sweden in
their World Cup play-off with all four of his side's
goals in the two-legged tie to seal a place at Brazil
2014. He also became the nation's all-time top
goalscorer by surpassing former team-mate Pauleta
(47 international goals) and reached 50 strikes for
his country at the World Cup, where he was some
way short of full fitness and ultimately unable to help
his team avoid an early exit from the competition -
the only low point in what is his most memorable
year to date.
Now, he's back in full training with Madrid and after
collecting the Goal 50 trophy from Editorial Director
Graham Shaw at the club's summer base in Los
Angeles, he's raring to go again. The club will
compete for six titles in 2014-15 and Ronaldo wants
them all.
"My aims for the coming season are the same as
always: to fight from the start of every training
session to the last minute of every match,"

Imagine if ATM in Naija speak our
dialect
If U are in a sophisticated area like
BANANA ISLAND, here is how the ATM
would communicate;
ATM: Welcome Mr. Adenuga.
-Please, enter your secret number.
-How much will you like to withdraw?
Thank you for banking with us, Mr.
Adenuga.
…….but if you are in a place like
MUSHIN, here is how it will respond;
After a guy inserts his card, inputs his
pin,
ATM: Haaaaaaaaaaaa, Omo Iyami,
-tuale baba agba, owo meji fun eyan kan
-omo iya ma je ki won ri numba
e...malogo
-se o wa pa?
Guy: Mo wa pa baje baje.
ATM: Elo ni k’omo aye po jade?
(guy inputs 10,000)
ATM: (dispenses cash).
Omo Iya, ma jeun lo ntie.
In a place like IBADAN.
An Ibadan woman inserts her card,
inputs her secret code.
ATM: (In Ibadan tone)
-Ekabo Iyami,e ni soriburuku
-e te numba yin ni kanmo kanmo
-So nsure?
-Elo le fe gba?
(Woman enters N2,000)
ATM: Iya, ko ma s’owo lapo yin ke!
(Woman enters N2,000 again)
ATM: Se ko nse afise?
-Mo ro pe eti yin di?
Mo so pe ko s’owo lapo yin.
(For the third time, woman enters
N2,000 again, thinking it was an error
on the ATM’s part)
ATM: (pauses for a while)
mo ro pe ori yin ti buru
-Oma saaro kutukutu ke.
-Alawin laaro ojo aje.
-To ba pe ko o to fa kadi re yo, emi ma
a gbe je ni.
-Alawin osi.kuro ko je ki awon olorire wa
gbowo
In a place like IJEBU
A woman inserts her card & pin
ATM: Omo alare,
-elo ro nfe gba?
(Woman enters N2,391.50K)
ATM: Pause for about one minute,
trying to understand the digits.
After about a minute, ATM replies,
ATM: Iya, mo nbo?
E je nsare lo wa shenji wa

OPEN HEAVENS
Tuesday July 22
TOTAL COMPLIANCE REQUIRED
Memorise: Bring ye all the tithes into the
storehouse, that there may be meat in
mine house, and prove me now herewith,
saith the LORD of hosts, if I will not open
you the windows of heaven, and pour you
out a blessing, that there shall not be room
enough to receive it. Malachi 3:10
Read: Malachi 3:8-10
8 Will a man rob God? Yet ye have robbed
me. But ye say, Wherein have we robbed
thee? In tithes and offerings. 9 Ye are
cursed with a curse: for ye have robbed
me, even this whole nation. 10 Bring ye all
the tithes into the storehouse, that there
may be meat in mine house, and prove me
now herewith, saith the LORD of hosts, if I
will not open you the windows of heaven,
and pour you out a blessing, that there
shall not be room enough to receive it.
BIBLE IN ONE YEAR : DEUTERONOMY
29:1-31:13 and JOB 8:20-9:12
Message
When we teach about tithes and first
fruits, some people think that it is the
pastor’s way of making money but they
are making a great mistake. When you put
God first, He will make sure that your
blessings are irreversible. But if you decide
to give Him second place in your life, you
may not be happy to see what follows.
Sometime ago, one young man came to me
and said, “Daddy, God has answered your
prayer”. I replied “Amen. What exactly
happened?” He said one prominent chief
called him and asked him to sell his house.
The property had thirteen flats: twelve
regular flats and a penthouse on top. The
chief told him how much he wanted to be
paid from the proceeds of the sale, saying
he did not care about how much the man
would sell the property for. By the time the
brother calculated the profit he would
make from the transaction, he screamed in
excitement. “Daddy, from this deal alone, I
am settled for life”. “Really,
congratulations ! Did you say thirteen
flats?” “Yes”, he replied. “Good. That means
you will give one of the flats to the church
as tithe since the tithe of thirteen is 1.3”.
“But, Daddy”, he protested, “This is only
the first breakthrough. Let God wait until I
get more”. A week later,he got a buyer
who was ready to pay an amount far more
than the amount the owner wanted to sell
the property. So the brother went back to
the chief and said: “Sir, I am ready to pay
now for the property. Where do I pay the
money to?” “What are you talking about?”,
the man asked in surprise. “Sir, I mean the
house you asked me to sell for you. I have
gotten a buyer; Just tell me where you
want me to pay the money into” he
replied. Looking surprised, the chief said,
“Whatever charm you used on me has
been destroyed. Who told you I want to sell
my house?” That was how he lost out
completely.
When we talk about tithe, some people
think ten percent is too much for God. If
you are one of such people, wait until you
compare ninety percent of something with
hundred percent of nothing. Decisions that
are taken daily sometimes await your
obedience or otherwise to know on which
side to fall –in your favour or out of favour.
Comply fully with God’s requirements in
order to see the better side of life.
Key Point:
Tithing is an obligation for every believer
in Christ. It is not optional

u got it bro

"G" is the 7th letter of alphabets.Germa ny
start with "G"The name contains 7
letters.Germany was in group "G" or
group
7Germany ended group stage with 7
point.Germany scored 7 goals in group
stages.Germany scored 7 goals againt
Brazil.This is also thier 7th match in the
tournament.And obviously we are in the
7th
month of the year.The conclusion is that
Germany is anointed to win this CUP.Do
you
Agree?"G" is the 7th letter of alphabets.Germa ny
start with "G"The name contains 7
letters.Germany was in group "G" or
group
7Germany ended group stage with 7
point.Germany scored 7 goals in group
stages.Germany scored 7 goals againt
Brazil.This is also thier 7th match in the
tournament.And obviously we are in the
7th
month of the year.The conclusion is that
Germany is anointed to win this CUP.Do
you
Agree?"G" is the 7th letter of alphabets.Germa ny
start with "G"The name contains 7
letters.Germany was in group "G" or
group
7Germany ended group stage with 7
point.Germany scored 7 goals in group
stages.Germany scored 7 goals againt
Brazil.This is also thier 7th match in the
tournament.And obviously we are in the
7th
month of the year.The conclusion is that
Germany is anointed to win this CUP.Do
you
Agree?