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Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests Seven More Yahoo Boys In Ibadan, Oyo State. Photos by EMMAXBLESS(m): 1:05pm On Feb 06, 2019 |
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Romance / Re: My Birthday Bash Loading... 3 days to go. Giving out recharge card all network by EMMAXBLESS(m): 10:24am On Sep 22, 2017 |
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Politics / Re: Profile Of Justice Walter Onnoghen, The New Chief Justice Of Nigeria by EMMAXBLESS(m): 5:25pm On Mar 01, 2017 |
I know you are corrupt
but may the lord reduce your level of Corruption so that you can end well.
Amen |
Education / Re: Common Mistakes In English That Might Embarrass You by EMMAXBLESS(m): 9:18am On Feb 09, 2017 |
thanks man
but I love my own language than anything else
#shout_out_to_great_naija_languages |
Politics / Re: Graphic Photo Of Dead People In The UNIMAID Bomb Blast – 2017 by EMMAXBLESS(m): 9:12am On Jan 17, 2017 |
God have Mercy I remembered that year when I was ask to come and study geography in this school. and I refused may the soul of the diseased rest in peace what a great lost #helpthestudent |
Religion / Which Worship Songs Inspire You Most ? by EMMAXBLESS(m): 10:40am On Jul 24, 2016 |
Songs that Inspires so much
My Own is At present Steve Brown.....Great God 1 Like
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Nairaland / General / See What Happens When You Are The Only Graduate In Your Village(hilarious Pic) by EMMAXBLESS(m): 4:27pm On Jun 25, 2016 |
What happens when you are the Only Graduate in Your Village
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Sports / 40 Quotes In Honour Of LIONEL MESSI by EMMAXBLESS(m): 1:41pm On Jun 25, 2016 |
HAPPY 29th BIRTHDAY LIONEL MESSI: . 42 QUOTES in honour of his greatness. . = "Messi is a special talent who always makes the difference. He is a great player that is very difficult to stop" - Carlo Ancelotti . = "when i first met him, he wasn't really what i thought he was. He is very cool. The best player in the world" - Ivan Rakitic . = ”he’s the best player ever. He’s changed the way people look at how you can do things with the ball at your feet.” - Brian McBride. . = “Messi mesmerisingly dribbles as if the ball were attached to his feet.” - Dan Mihalopoulos. . = “why y'all questioning if Messi is the GOAT. He’s been the GOAT since birth. Came out the womb and nutmegged the doctor!” - Rian George. . = "Messi is incomparable. The best player in History" - Luis Enrique . = “Messi defies the laws of anatomy, he must have an extra bone in his ankle.” - Carlos Bilardo . = “Lionel Messi is a household name across most of the globe — regarded by many as the greatest soccer player in history.” - John Kileman. . = “When I see Lionel Messi play, I feel we have something in common — our search for excellence and perfection.” - Novak Djokovic. . = “Messi is amazing, he does things that we do on the XBOX” - Zlatan Ibrahimovic. . = “Messi made me suffer the most. He’s so small and so fast, you can’t touch him. He made me tired!” He is the best i've ever seen - Paul Pogba . = “Messi is a fantastic player, it’s like he’s wearing slippers when he controls the ball.” - Alex Ferguson. . = “Messi is class. There is him, and then there is the rest. What he does is extraordinary.” - Franck Ribery . = “He has achieved so much, but I’m sure he’ll achieve so much more. Everybody knows he’s one of the greatest ever already.” - Pirlo. . = “Taking about Messi is talking about football perfection.” - Unai Emery. . = " Messi is Unstoppable. He does things nobody else can do. Everybody knows he is the best" - Diego Simeone. . = “When he’s on TV everybody is glued in, because as soon as he gets a touch with the ball, something special could happen.” - Stephen Curry. . = “We lived on the same street — I had a great relationship with his family. Even then I knew he was a better player than me.” - Ronaldinho. . = "Messi is the best player in the world. Anybody who doesn't know about this is a learner". - Dani Alves . = "Is an honour to coach the best player in the world. Am priviledged." - Tata Martino. . = “He was the smallest — but when it was time to play football, he was a giant!” - Andrea Sosa. . = “You watch him and it’s like watching an eight or nine year old play. He just goes and enjoys himself. He is a great player” - David Beckham. . = “Messi is neither player nor team. Perhaps he is the ball itself — the world’s first zen footballer.” - Simon Barnes . = “No one plays with as much joy as Messi does.” - Eduardo Galeano. . = “For me, to watch Messi play is a pleasure – it’s like having an orgasm – it’s an incredible pleasure.” - Luis Figo . = “It’s not my goal or my dream but obviously everyone wants to play with Messi. One day, maybe. Why not?” - Riyadh Marhez . = "with Messi everything is possible. Thats why he is world best" - Erik Lamela . = “Once they said they can only stop me with a pistol. Today you need a machine gun to stop Messi.” - Hristo Stoichkov . = "We are priviledged to have him here. He is the difference maker. The best i ve ever seen." - Andres Iniesta . = "Messi is a genius. The best player in the world" - Arturo Vidal . = ”Lionel Messi is the best player who ever kicked a ball — and would be if he played in my generation or before.” - Graeme Souness . = "He is a good friend of mine. Am proud of him because he does something nobody else can do" - Sergio Aguero . = “He is the all around best. No question.” - Carli Lloyd . = “I wear the number 10 Jersey for the US National Team in honour of the Greatest athlete I have ever seen: Messi.” - Kobe Bryant . = "I was priviledged to share the dressing room with the best player in the world" - Cesc Fabregas . = “One thing is a team, another thing is a team with Messi. You have to remember that this boy makes everything different.” - José Mourinho . = "Messi is the best, anybody who doesn't know about this is BLIND". - Xavi Hernandez . = “Messi is once in a lifetime!”- Michael Bradley . = ”Messi is the best. I admire him a lot, even more now that I know him. For me, Leo is a mirror, a friend, an idol. “ - Neymar Jr. . = ”If Messi is like I think he will be, there is no defender who can stop him, it is impossible. He is the best i' ve ever seen" - Pep Guardiola. . = "Messi is like a play station. He is unstoppable with the ball at his feet. No player is like him" - Arsene Wenger . = “I tell my children everytime that am priviledged to play with the best player in history. For me, Leo Messi is the best player in the world, you can’t compare him with anyone.” - Luis Suarez . The facts speak for themselves. . HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
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Nairaland / General / More Pictures From The Collapse Governor Amosun Shopping Mall(pic) by EMMAXBLESS(m): 5:14pm On May 13, 2016 |
Governor Ibkunle Amosun shopping Mall Collapse at Itokun , Abeokuta Odo Oyo It was reported that the building killed some people working in the Building and Trap Others. May The Soul of the Dead Rest in Peace
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Nairaland / General / See Father Whose Daughter Bride Price Cost Just #30(surprise) by EMMAXBLESS(m): 8:08am On May 01, 2016 |
MY DAUGHTER'S MARRIAGE LIST!!! 1) 3 cows 2) 16 bags of rice 3) 72 litres of red oil 4) 15 iphone 6+ 5) 12 bags of salt 6) 18 largest inch plasma tv with stabilizer each 7) 2 range rover sport car....latest models pls 150 imported Uk bags for her mother 9) 700 versace shoes not ABA made abeg 10) 5 apple laptops new ones 11) 5 ipads 12) 16 set of boxes from Dubai 13) 10 washing machines 14) 50 bags of Semovita and 45 bags of wheat 15) 1 big sack of kolanut 16) 20 dozen of boxers and singlets 17) 90 carton of frozen chicken 18) 98 crate of Mineral 19) 14 deep freezer must be of good product. 20) Must build a mansion for 8 member of her family and sponsor their kids to study in Oxford university 21) Must open a shopping mall for her mother in UK 22) You must treat her like a Queen 23) HER BRIDE PRICE WILL BE JUST 30 NAIRA COS WE'RE NOT SELLING HER OUT... Thank you |
Celebrities / Re: Photos From Omawumi's 34th Birthday Party In Lekki (photos) by EMMAXBLESS(m): 3:44pm On Apr 14, 2016 |
This Mr Banky too like what Yoruba people call "OWO EPO"
Go and MARRY |
Religion / 11 Histories Made By BENSON IDAHOSA (legend Of Faith) by EMMAXBLESS(m): 4:13pm On Mar 26, 2016 |
Legend of Faith: Benson Idahosa DID YOU KNOW? 1. Benson Idahosa got born again in the Assembles of God in January 1960? 2. Benson was excommunicated from the Assemblies of God Church by his pastor (Pastor Oko) for buying a motorbike? (at that time, only bicycles were considered proper for believers and a motorbike was considered extravagant and worldly). 3. A few months later, Pastor Oko's wife was pregnant and had to be taken to the hospital on Benson's motorbike and that was when the pastor accepted him back into the church? 4. Benson Idahosa was the first pastor in Nigeria to buy and use a Mercedes Benz and he was criticized for that by a lot of ministers especially from the orthodox churches for being 'worldly'? 5. Idahosa was the first minister in Nigeria to preach on. The radio and show a Christian program on Television. It was considered wasteful and a show-off by both Christians and non- christians. 6. Benson was the first pastor to start a ministry and go on evangelism from Nigeria to other countries. 7. Idahosa travelled to about 145 countries to preach mostly without being invited but just to preach the gospel? 8. Benson preached until his death to more whites than any black man and to more blacks than any white man? 9. In his lifetime, he raised 14 dead people? 10. He introduced the use of 'agbada' (big traditional garb or clothing commonly used in traditional parlance for ceremonies etc or by Royalty)to preach and he was highly condemned for that? 11. Before Benson Idahosa, people often linked poverty to the church 'as poor as a church rat'. After Idahosa, people now link the church among the wealthiest institutions? 12. Idahosa was the first Nigerian to suggest the idea of a private university in 1979 (He said God told him) and today, we have Benson Idahosa University, one of the first generation private universities in Nigeria? Now you know! Source:https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=815826375227902&id=444807728996437&refid=7&_ft_=qid.6266375797547425376%3Amf_story_key.8369456243638522804&__tn__=%2As 1 Like
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Romance / Various Advices To Be Given During Sex Especially Ladies by EMMAXBLESS(m): 7:48am On Mar 25, 2016 |
ADVICE TO LADIES !! !! . My Dear Ladies, . 1.Kissing your man is nt a problem. The problem is how you do it. Stop making Sounds like a car Crash. . 2. Screaming during Sex is romantic and its not a problem. The problem is Shouting words like ; " JESUS: OOH MY GOD: HOLY MARRY" You are having Sex, Not a Church Service. And besides i don't know if you are reminding God to Punish you Later. . 3. Wearing short skimpy skirts is not a problem, infact its very Sexy. The problem is wearing your Mini and looking all nice but when you see Guyz you try to Pull it down now forcing it to be long. Don't you see that you are deceiving yourself. . 4 Loving your man is not a problem. The problem is Changing your Surname on Facebook and put his surname before you are not even Introduced to his mother. Just Chill, i would hate to read your Post Later saying " MEN ARE WICKED AND CHEATS" . 5. Saying all Men are the Same is not my problem but Who asked you to try them ALL? . 6. Bleaching your skin is not a problem The problem having White Face, Yellow hands, Chocolate Lips and Black Legs. Are you a Zebra? . 7. Finally reading this post ain't a problem,infact It's welcomed,but the problem is reading without commenting. |
Nairaland / General / Re: When You Buy Ur Girlfriend Expensive Things(pic) by EMMAXBLESS(m): 11:17am On Mar 19, 2016 |
Oyin93:Who told you? Its the poverty that's surround the guy joo |
Nairaland / General / When You Buy Ur Girlfriend Expensive Things(pic) by EMMAXBLESS(m): 11:10am On Mar 19, 2016 |
U will continue to buy her expensive things to make her happy while ur pant n boxer continue to tear until u tie them round ur waist mugu
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Sports / Conversation Between Buhari And Osibanjo On Mikel Obi Champions League Goal by EMMAXBLESS(m): 12:29pm On Feb 17, 2016 |
Osinbajo: Mr. President, Mikel scored yesterday Night ? Buhari: Which Mikel? Osinbajo: John Mikel Obi of Nigeria Buhari: What did you drink last night? Osinbajo: I swear, him score. It was a corner. Buhari: Osinbade, That means change have catch Mikel and football Osinbajo: Yes, change has change Mikel Buhari: Did Chelsea win? Osinbajo: No, them beat them two one, last minute goal Buhari: That is corruption, we must fight it Osinbajo: How? Buhari: They must replay the match. Call EFCC Chairman for me. 1 Like
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Sports / Imagine This Happening In El clasico 2030(picture) by EMMAXBLESS(m): 10:01am On Jan 10, 2016 |
who do you think will be the best Manager if this happens in 2030?
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Nairaland / General / Letter To Nigeria Youths by EMMAXBLESS(m): 4:15pm On Jan 07, 2016 |
Ask 100 Nigerian youths Who's Minister of Youths You will get the result. Ask them What are the agenda to develop a country? How could Nigeria come out of the National Economy crisis and other social and infrastructural problems? Many would tell you "I'm not interested in all that, ask politicians". In fact these are people who find it difficult to attain 2"1 grade in University. Yet All social media have been bombarded with the "Societal Problems" called Artistes; Olamide and Don-Jazzy feud... These are people who have contributed to the vices of young Nigerians, by uneducated distractions. What message has Olamide passed to Nigerians? Lil Kesh? and the rest.. We know 2face, We know ASA, and few others. This is not religious perspective at all, it's a thing of common sense. In the pursuit of Westernization, called Civilization, these guys have negatively influenced the lil kids. Unfortunately, these are the same people the last Administration "dashed" N1bn, and one of them who got a child out of wedlock was honoured by a Governor who paid a visit, with cash. Headies, different Idols, plus other awarding bodies are also the pathogenic viruses who encourage the spread of immoralities.. Yet No one is ready to curb this nonsense.. If DonJazzy and Olamide should fight, is that more important than our soldiers having sleepless nights and days in Sambisa Forest defending all of us. How can DonJazzy's or Olamide's award affect our next and subsequent generations positively The National status does not even bother the youths, The president just confessed he knows Nigerians are in pains, are we really in pains, when poor men that find it tough to pay for internet services, fight for the Billionaire Advocates of immorality, who don't even care about your family. It seems many youths are injected and been demoralised. Until they hear the news of looters looting $20b, they would start wailing, cursing, nagging, dominating and reacting. Such will continue happening, 'cause many of us devoted time for Olamide and DonJazzy. Just stroll to Ahmadu Bello way, and tell me what you see in Marvin's house.. These guys have made it out of their promotion of immorality. We really need to think, wise up and rise up. A LAUTECH student just designed a flying Jet, no one cares to know about the story, let alone think of promoting the good course. Many Talents are being sacrificed for Street louts, school drop outs, who exploited your brain to make it. "I want to do Zina (Shina) todaaaay", " Shakiti bobo, were lo ba de", "Ki n Maa Jedi, ki n maa ladi, Iranu Abasha" "Dorobucci.." etc, are winning awards and you are carried away, while Highest GPA wins a laptop... And you fail to agree with Soyinka that this Generation is dead on arrival? Nay! we need to wise up Naija Youths. Alinson Madueke would easily use our Commonwealth to pay Olamide plus DonJazzy play at her daughter's wedding, while we continue buying a litre of PMS at N200. At least we are not blind to see all these guys at Political rallies and campaigns of politicians. We are in a secular state, No one disputes that, but have we lost our common sense I don't have problem with these guys, but are we just blind and deaf to the lyrics and the way of life they promote? An artiste sang a song # VoteNotFight or # VoteNotWar, another sang #OneNigeria amongst others, No one nominates them for any award. why? the songs did not "hit" or "rock".. lol. something is wrong with Africans' brains. NIGERIA YOUTH LETS WAKE UP 1 Like
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Nairaland / General / 2016 Prophecy By Pastor E.a Adeboye by EMMAXBLESS(m): 12:55pm On Jan 01, 2016 |
PROPHESY FOR 2016 BY: PASTOR E. A. ADEBOYE Prophecies for Individuals 1. Some families will trace the beginning of their generational blessings to this year. 2. Some will obtain help from unexpected sources. 3. Grateful hearts will have more causes to be grateful. 4. For many, the pendulum of life will generally be on the upward swing. 5. A chosen few will receive blessings so large they can hardly contain them. NIGERIA 1. Things are likely to get tougher before they get better but thing will get better before the end of this year. 2. What He started last year He will finish this year, provided we don't rejoice too soon. INTERNATIONAL 1. Natural Disasters, Floods, Fires, Earthquakes are likely to get progressively worse, until governments realize that these are part of Divine Judgements against those who pass ungodly laws. 2. If Government will repent of disdaining Christ and His Church, He will help them win the fight against terrorism 3. A Major war will be averted this year 4. A new sexually transmitted disease will surface this year RCCG Your Pastors will get across to you. -=-=-=-=-=- FASTING BEGINS ON JANUARY 11TH TO FEBRUARY 29TH 2016 Pray for Nigeria Pray for the Church Pray for all Churches that worship the true GOD Pray for RCCG in particular That God will purify His Church, so that revival can start. 1 Like 1 Share
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Nairaland / General / Father Xmas Selling Black Market(hilarious Pic) by EMMAXBLESS(m): 12:26pm On Dec 25, 2015 |
Father Christmas giving out on a day like this because he notice this is what almost everybody in nigeria Need now... #Complement)
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Sports / Re: Biggest Transfer Of The Season(hilarious Photo) by EMMAXBLESS(m): 5:51pm On Dec 18, 2015 |
;DGod Bless Abramovich for giving this Good. Manager with the greatest Experience :DGod Bless Abramovich for giving this Good. Manager with the greatest Experience |
Nairaland / General / Imagine This Happening On Your Wedding Day(hilarious Pic) by EMMAXBLESS(m): 5:48pm On Dec 18, 2015 |
Imagine this happens on your wedding 0day what will you do?
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Sports / Biggest Transfer Of The Season(hilarious Photo) by EMMAXBLESS(m): 5:35pm On Dec 18, 2015 |
bigest Transfer of the Season for Chelsea
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Sports / Re: Barcelona FC Lovers Lets Meet Here by EMMAXBLESS(m): 8:02pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
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Barca till Death |
Sports / Re: Suarez Score Hat Trick As Barca Trash Guangzhou by EMMAXBLESS(m): 2:55pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
Upload video need to download |
Sports / Re: FIFA Club Cup Final: River Plate 0 Vs 3 Barcelona Fulltime on 20th Dec 2015 by EMMAXBLESS(m): 2:53pm On Dec 17, 2015 |
Upload the highlights so dat I can download it |
Nairaland / General / Happy Birthday To Our Dear President Has He Clock 73 Today by EMMAXBLESS(m): 12:35am On Dec 17, 2015 |
Our Dear Leader turns 73 today, Thursday, December 17, 2015. Happy Birthday President Muhammadu Buhari.
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Celebrities / Re: 7 Nigerian Celebrity Bedrooms That Will Make You Drool(photos) by EMMAXBLESS(m): 8:01pm On Dec 11, 2015 |
Can someone please tell me how E Money became a celebrity because I don't understand at all |
Crime / Re: 28-year-old Man Dupes AIG Umar Manko Of N450,000 by EMMAXBLESS(m): 7:01am On Nov 15, 2015 |
And so what ?
Is the Commissioner himself not a thief? |
Nairaland / General / Should Nigeria Remain Like This Or Otherwise? (photo) by EMMAXBLESS(m): 8:35am On Nov 10, 2015 |
As for me I think we should remain like this because we depends on each other and this is d reason behind our fast growing Economy
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