Literature › Re: The Preacher's Son III: Diary Of A Player by Emmres(m): 10:58pm On Aug 30, 2015 |
Dont blame this guy he has completely ran out of idea of what to write  Dont blame this guy he has completely ran out of idea of what to write |
Christianity Etc › Re: Your Best Nigerian Preacher Of The Gospel? by Emmres(m): 11:52am On May 17, 2015 |
Jehovah's witnesses |
Entertainment › Re: Photos - Meet The New Fattest Man In Britain, Carl Thompson by Emmres(m): 12:52pm On May 02, 2015 |
:ona wah ooo, dem supos dy sarve am wit basin na |
Sports › Re: Man Makes His Girlfriend Take A Test About His Football Club by Emmres(m): 12:46pm On May 02, 2015 |
 how wish na club lyk chelsea,barca,madrid even eyimba e 4 gud. mtcheww |
Politics › Re: BOKO HARAM: Nairalander Reports From Kaduna Airport (pictures) by Emmres(m): 9:51pm On Sep 07, 2014 |
The worst part of it, is that the north brought this on themselves. GEJ was quite slow to action thinking that the north will change their evil ways but they kept at it. Now that GEJ has declared a full war on them let nobody, not the Islamic APC and its supporters cry wolf!
It is really pathetic here in the north to say the least![/quote]shut up monkey y must u mention apc, if u have been following d news u would hav seen dat it is pdp dat is behind dis bokoharam of a tin, so tink nd read b4 u talk mr man |
Science/Technology › Re: UNBELIEVABLE: Meet The Girl Who Cries And Sweats Blood (PHOTOS And VIDEO) by Emmres(m): 11:45pm On Dec 07, 2013 |
na watin person nor go c 4 dis life, na wah o |
Literature › Re: My Complicated Love Story With My School Mum by Emmres(m): 1:15am On Nov 13, 2013 |
9ce wrk my guy keep me posted |
Phones › Re: Post All Android Tecno Rooting Problems Here For Fast Solution by Emmres(m): 9:03pm On Oct 13, 2013 |
how can i root tecno Q1 |
Romance › Re: Bad Girls With Multiple Piercing::::::::::: by Emmres(m): 9:03am On Jul 13, 2013 |
D day my gf wil add 1 2 d 1 dat her parents has already given her it is dat day dat i will say bye bye, cos na ashewo jst start so |
Celebrities › Re: Psquare Brothers Shut Down Congo Brazzaville (photos) by Emmres(m): 8:48am On Jul 13, 2013 |
Does boys are gud jare....... Well 3rd to coment sha |
Celebrities › Re: Toke Makinwa Exposes Her Side-bosoms by Emmres(m): 8:45am On Jul 13, 2013 |
Wey d breast na |
Phones › Re: Android, Anyone? Part II by Emmres(m): 3:01pm On Jul 07, 2013 |
How do i use my tecno Q1 to ping? |
Family › Re: Wife Storms Church, Scatters Husband's Wedding To Another Lady (Pictures) by Emmres(m): 6:35am On Apr 14, 2013 |
Bad market |
Fashion › Re: Women Are Better-Off Without Bras - Research Claims by Emmres(m): 1:18pm On Apr 13, 2013 |
berem: So make i go troway all the fine and sexy brezi wey my friend bring for me from America? that researcher must be high on contaminated breastmilk!  na 4 una own gud o cos some of una dey lyk sharp sharp 1 o, me nr even lyk am e dn tay wen I ban my gf 2 dey use bra sef |
Nairaland General › Re: All 2goer's In Nairaland, Enter And Drop Ur 2go Username. by Emmres(m): 7:57am On Apr 13, 2013 |
Emmres |
Politics › Re: Slain Kwara Police Commissioner, Asadu, Buried Amid Encomiums by Emmres(m): 7:54am On Apr 13, 2013 |
Rip sir |
Romance › Re: "I Only Stuck With Him Because Of His Money" by Emmres(m): 7:02am On Apr 07, 2013 |
dayokanu: Bring her come house one day and fuckkk the daylight out of her, when you have finished forward that same text to her phone while she is still beside you in bed
Deuces guy u gt mout jare after u dn f**k her wela den u go invite ur gate man mak e cum chop hot suya |
Politics › Re: Ekiti Deputy-Governor Funmilayo Olayinka Is Dead by Emmres(m): 6:45am On Apr 07, 2013 |
[quote author=dotcom_na_me_na_me][size=20pt]Front page, Front Page Pls
Front page, Front Page Pls
Front page, Front Page Pls
Front page, Front Page Pls
Front page, Front Page Pls
Front page, Front Page Pls
Front page, Front Page Pls
Front page, Front Page Pls
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Front page, Front Page Pls[/size][/quote]wat is d meaning of dat or are u writing a song? |
Jokes Etc › Re: Chicken Story ( Mind Blowing Climax ) by Emmres(m): 1:25am On Apr 06, 2013 |
Hahahahahahahh d farmer nr understand watin dey xup |
Jokes Etc › Re: One For You, One For Me- Lolz by Emmres(m): 1:19am On Apr 06, 2013 |
DailyNews: Two little boys stole a bag of oranges from their neighbor & decided to go to a calm place to share their loot, so one of them suggested they go to the nearby cemetery. As they were jumping the big cemetery gate to enter the cemetery, 2 oranges fell off from the bag and landed just behind the gate, but they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag.
Few minuets later a drunkard holding a bottle of beer as he was returning from a local bar passes near the cemetery gate and heard a voice saying:
“One for me, one for u. “One for me, one for you”
He immediately sobers up and runs as fast as he can to the local priest, breathing fast as he began, “Father father please come with me, come and witness God & Satan sharing corpses at the cemetery.”
They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voice continued:
“One for me, one for you...one for me, one for you...one for me, one for you..."
Suddenly the voice stopped counting and says:
“Hey, What about the two at the gate?” In a matter of seconds, the priest and the drunkard took to their feets, in fact, you needed to see marathon, even the priest almost passed the church premises while tearing race and shouting- "we are not dead yet oo!!….we are not dead yet o!!'

Have a lovely weekend friends! Weekend safary  I wan laf tier belle o |
Jokes Etc › Re: CONDOM Alternative...u Must READ by Emmres(m): 9:47pm On Apr 05, 2013 |
If e gud 4 u dey use am |
Celebrities › Re: Charly Boy Sleeping In His Casket by Emmres(m): 9:41pm On Apr 05, 2013 |
Mak una leave am 1 day e go ova am |
Health › Re: Beware Of This Killer Disease If You Like Mouthaction, Beware by Emmres(m): 6:57am On Apr 01, 2013 |
 dat is gud news 4 our boys nd girls |
Crime › Re: Police Paraded Two Month Old Baby In Ogun State by Emmres(m): 9:34pm On Mar 30, 2013 |
At least dey should nt include d child cos he is still inocent |
Health › Re: Beware Of This Killer Disease If You Like Mouthaction, Beware by Emmres(m): 9:17pm On Mar 30, 2013 |
 una beta start 2 dey control una mouth those wey sabi kiss kiss |
Family › Re: Sworn Virgins' Of Albania by Emmres(m): 6:34am On Jan 18, 2013 |
dayokanu: Cant you sef abstain ni? Abi shey na food?  nr b fud bt sm pple kant live wit out it |
Nairaland General › Re: A Man's Friendship With A Crocodile by Emmres(m): 5:52pm On Jan 16, 2013 |
1 day d croc wil show him d stuff he is made of, dn frndship is history |
Celebrities › Re: Annie Idibia Is Pregnant by Emmres(m): 2:22pm On Jan 16, 2013 |
[color=#770077][/color]congrat 2baba |