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LiteratureRe: The Preacher's Son III: Diary Of A Player by Emmres(m): 10:58pm On Aug 30, 2015
Dont blame this guy he has completely ran out of idea of what to write undecidedDont blame this guy he has completely ran out of idea of what to write
Christianity EtcRe: Your Best Nigerian Preacher Of The Gospel? by Emmres(m): 11:52am On May 17, 2015
Jehovah's witnesses
EntertainmentRe: Photos - Meet The New Fattest Man In Britain, Carl Thompson by Emmres(m): 12:52pm On May 02, 2015
:ona wah ooo, dem supos dy sarve am wit basin na
SportsRe: Man Makes His Girlfriend Take A Test About His Football Club by Emmres(m): 12:46pm On May 02, 2015
sadhow wish na club lyk chelsea,barca,madrid even eyimba e 4 gud. mtcheww
PoliticsRe: BOKO HARAM: Nairalander Reports From Kaduna Airport (pictures) by Emmres(m): 9:51pm On Sep 07, 2014
The worst part of it, is that the north brought this on themselves. GEJ was quite slow to action thinking that the north will change their evil ways but they kept at it. Now that GEJ has declared a full war on them let nobody, not the Islamic APC and its supporters cry wolf!

It is really pathetic here in the north to say the least![/quote]shut up monkey y must u mention apc, if u have been following d news u would hav seen dat it is pdp dat is behind dis bokoharam of a tin, so tink nd read b4 u talk mr man
Science/TechnologyRe: UNBELIEVABLE: Meet The Girl Who Cries And Sweats Blood (PHOTOS And VIDEO) by Emmres(m): 11:45pm On Dec 07, 2013
na watin person nor go c 4 dis life, na wah o
LiteratureRe: My Complicated Love Story With My School Mum by Emmres(m): 1:15am On Nov 13, 2013
9ce wrk my guy keep me posted
PhonesRe: Post All Android Tecno Rooting Problems Here For Fast Solution by Emmres(m): 9:03pm On Oct 13, 2013
how can i root tecno Q1
RomanceRe: Bad Girls With Multiple Piercing::::::::::: by Emmres(m): 9:03am On Jul 13, 2013
D day my gf wil add 1 2 d 1 dat her parents has already given her it is dat day dat i will say bye bye, cos na ashewo jst start so
CelebritiesRe: Psquare Brothers Shut Down Congo Brazzaville (photos) by Emmres(m): 8:48am On Jul 13, 2013
Does boys are gud jare....... Well 3rd to coment sha
CelebritiesRe: Toke Makinwa Exposes Her Side-bosoms by Emmres(m): 8:45am On Jul 13, 2013
Wey d breast na
PhonesRe: Android, Anyone? Part II by Emmres(m): 3:01pm On Jul 07, 2013
How do i use my tecno Q1 to ping?
FamilyRe: Wife Storms Church, Scatters Husband's Wedding To Another Lady (Pictures) by Emmres(m): 6:35am On Apr 14, 2013
Bad market
FashionRe: Women Are Better-Off Without Bras - Research Claims by Emmres(m): 1:18pm On Apr 13, 2013
berem: So make i go troway all the fine and sexy brezi wey my friend bring for me from America? that researcher must be high on contaminated breastmilk! angry
na 4 una own gud o cos some of una dey lyk sharp sharp 1 o, me nr even lyk am e dn tay wen I ban my gf 2 dey use bra sef
Nairaland GeneralRe: All 2goer's In Nairaland, Enter And Drop Ur 2go Username. by Emmres(m): 7:57am On Apr 13, 2013
Emmres
PoliticsRe: Slain Kwara Police Commissioner, Asadu, Buried Amid Encomiums by Emmres(m): 7:54am On Apr 13, 2013
Rip sir
RomanceRe: "I Only Stuck With Him Because Of His Money" by Emmres(m): 7:02am On Apr 07, 2013
dayokanu: Bring her come house one day and fuckkk the daylight out of her, when you have finished forward that same text to her phone while she is still beside you in bed

Deuces
guy u gt mout jare after u dn f**k her wela den u go invite ur gate man mak e cum chop hot suya
PoliticsRe: Ekiti Deputy-Governor Funmilayo Olayinka Is Dead by Emmres(m): 6:45am On Apr 07, 2013
[quote author=dotcom_na_me_na_me][size=20pt]Front page, Front Page Pls

Front page, Front Page Pls

Front page, Front Page Pls

Front page, Front Page Pls

Front page, Front Page Pls

Front page, Front Page Pls

Front page, Front Page Pls

Front page, Front Page Pls

Front page, Front Page Pls

Front page, Front Page Pls[/size][/quote]wat is d meaning of dat or are u writing a song?
Jokes EtcRe: Chicken Story ( Mind Blowing Climax ) by Emmres(m): 1:25am On Apr 06, 2013
Hahahahahahahh d farmer nr understand watin dey xup
Jokes EtcRe: One For You, One For Me- Lolz by Emmres(m): 1:19am On Apr 06, 2013
DailyNews: Two little boys stole a bag of oranges from their neighbor & decided to go to a calm place to share their loot, so one of them suggested they go to the nearby cemetery. As they were jumping the big cemetery gate to enter the cemetery, 2 oranges fell off from the bag and landed just behind the gate, but they didn't bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag.

Few minuets later a drunkard holding a bottle of beer as he was returning from a local bar passes near the cemetery gate and heard a voice saying:

“One for me, one for u. “One for me, one for you”

He immediately sobers up and runs as fast as he can to the local priest, breathing fast as he began, “Father father please come with me, come and witness God & Satan sharing corpses at the cemetery.”

They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voice continued:


“One for me, one for you...one for me, one for you...one for me, one for you..."

Suddenly the voice stopped counting and says:

“Hey, What about the two at the gate?” In a matter of seconds, the priest and the drunkard took to their feets, in fact, you needed to see marathon, even the priest almost passed the church premises while tearing race and shouting- "we are not dead yet oo!!….we are not dead yet o!!'



shocked



Have a lovely weekend friends!
Weekend safary grin cheesy shocked
I wan laf tier belle o
Jokes EtcRe: CONDOM Alternative...u Must READ by Emmres(m): 9:47pm On Apr 05, 2013
If e gud 4 u dey use am
CelebritiesRe: Charly Boy Sleeping In His Casket by Emmres(m): 9:41pm On Apr 05, 2013
Mak una leave am 1 day e go ova am
HealthRe: Beware Of This Killer Disease If You Like Mouthaction, Beware by Emmres(m): 6:57am On Apr 01, 2013
wink dat is gud news 4 our boys nd girls
CrimeRe: Police Paraded Two Month Old Baby In Ogun State by Emmres(m): 9:34pm On Mar 30, 2013
At least dey should nt include d child cos he is still inocent
HealthRe: Beware Of This Killer Disease If You Like Mouthaction, Beware by Emmres(m): 9:17pm On Mar 30, 2013
grin grin una beta start 2 dey control una mouth those wey sabi kiss kiss
FamilyRe: Sworn Virgins' Of Albania by Emmres(m): 6:34am On Jan 18, 2013
dayokanu: Cant you sef abstain ni? Abi shey na food? tongue
nr b fud bt sm pple kant live wit out it
Nairaland GeneralRe: A Man's Friendship With A Crocodile by Emmres(m): 5:52pm On Jan 16, 2013
1 day d croc wil show him d stuff he is made of, dn frndship is history
CelebritiesRe: Annie Idibia Is Pregnant by Emmres(m): 2:22pm On Jan 16, 2013
[color=#770077][/color]congrat 2baba

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