My problem with you southerners is you think with your thick lips and your broad noses... You lack attitudes. mtcheew

hmm not bad i will not vote

Akpor: In my dreams Rats play
Football every night !
Doctor: Take this tablet you will
be ok….
Akpor: Can I take tommorrow,
tonight is Final Match.

TEACHER: you call your Mother as
MUM. What will you call your
Mother’s Younger Sister & Elder
Sister?
Akpor: So simple, i’ll call them
MINIMUM & MAXIMUM

Teacher: If corn oil is made from
corn & vegetable oil is made
from vegetables. Wat is baby oil
made from?.. Akpos: Babies
.

Attempt all questions. Time: 1hr
30mins Section A: (All question
carry equal marks) 1. What are
the names of the two people
holding hands when you switch on a
Nokia phone? 2. If the past
tense of Take is Took, what is
the past
tense of Make? 3. Which
university in Nigeria has the highest
number of ladies using
blackberry phones? 4. If Buhari
is a friend to Obasanjo on
facebook,
who sent the friend request and why? 5. If the cost of moi-moi is
N10.50 ,what is the cost
of moi? Section B: 1. Between
the Nigerian Police and the
Nigerian
girls, who likes more money? 2. Using the almighty formula,
calculate the
diameter of Kainji dam.( take
pi= 3.142) 3. If Ada is a girl and
Obi is a boy, who is Adaobi? 4. If
your x-boyfriend/girlfriend wins N50,000,000
on who wants to be a
millionaire after you broke
up, find the value of X. 5. If it
takes Goodluck 1 hr to deliver a
typed speech in a national conference, how
many days will it take
Patience to deliver the same
speech on the same
occasion? GOOD LUCK!
NO SIDE TALK & CHEATING