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Sumtimes i tink am dating MTN i go 2 bed wit a txt and wake up with a txt msg..

Its either they are calling me or beggin me 2
suscribe 2 one tin or d other
VERY SOON MTN WILL BE LIKE:

1: dear customer are u HUNGRY??...txt HGY to
35388 4 tips on HUNGER And what to EAT

2: dear customer need DELIVERANCE??....Text
DEL TO 35388 4 daily tips on how 2 deliver urself

3: dear customer facing ancestral problems??....t
ext ANCESTORS to 35354 and recieve daily
ancestral tips

4: dear customer wanna bathe but u have no
soap??....text SOAP to 35629 to recieve dialy
soaps 2 your phone

5: dear customer wanna commit SUICIDE??...text
SUI to 38777 and recieve diffrent suicide
techniques

6: dear customer wanna STEAL??...txt STE 2
45382 and recieve expert stealing techniques

7: dear customer feeling HEARTBROKEN??....TXT
HEART 2 38545 and recieve tips on how to plaster your heart....

Imagine MTN sending ma grandmum BEAUTY
TIPS...4 what??
HABA!

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nice one

lol..... wait o.. who is deceiving who? d news said there was a bomblast at a mosque... but I see d building standing erect... d news didnt tell us if dia was any casualties.. I can't fall for dis Scrab... if it was a church, d photo would hav been tagged "viewers description"

Bennyberry:
Hope does saying it an islamic war are satisfied?...
Boko haram is an enemy of human exisitence.so lets forget about ethnic,regional or regious sentiments,lets come together and build a better nigeria...
One thing is sure..as far these terroRist breath-in the air they don't produce..THEY SHALL ALL BE DEFEATED.in Jesus name.Amen

I wish I could believe what u just said... but anytime I watch videos abt dis sect, I find it hard to believe.... and all dose tryn to condemn Jonathan administration should hold dia peace.... if really dis sect is fighting for politics, den why not attack d south or east... as for buhari or any other northern politicians, dey will never smell dat seat at aso rock..

That pic on the left no be for here. He's married
o, so ladies look small...

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Ladies!!! would you allow ur boo do
this?
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sarutobie:
"pursuit of happiness" too got me red eyed and all watery..that guy suffer pass Job..can an educated man really suffer that much in America

wow.... I also remembered dat movie... it was demn emotional. but i think it didn't ended well cus he never got to meet his wife after he later had d job

Sometimes when watching some
Movie you become so emotional
that Tears roll down Cheek, Has this
ever happened to you when
watching Movies?
If Yes, Whats the Name of the
Movie and What actually make
you Cry?
Mine was a India Movie, titled
LIKE STAR ON EARTH and What actually make me
me Cry was when the little boy who could not read or write became a spotlight for being a good and amazing artist at his skul after his teacher sacrificed his leisure time in tutoring the little lad

can we just imagine our Lord Jesus dancing skelewu in d church ?

Austeenx: Germany 1 - 0 Nigeria.

I can see d brain inside ur head is faulty... u watch Germany and Nigeria matches highlights so?

pls hw can I change fonts on my gionee p2... I need help pls

aieromon: Stupid and dubious plan I couldn't check my balance to assess how much was being charged.

dial *886# to check on ur balance

ARSENAL FOR LIFE
but wait o.... see as Liverpool dey humiliate dutmond of all people... hmmm... I wishARSENAL
well dis season o....

Got this from a forum; Ebola strikes
"Stone age" Africa. The entire continent comprised
largely of backward thinking people is thrown into
confusion. They were praying, calling on GOD as
usual. GOD doesn't drop vaccines or cures from
heaven. I wonder why they can't get that into their
thick skulls. Ebola hit Africa in the 70s and the
Americans took note. They developed a cure and
locked it up in a wardrobe somewhere. A thinking
society,a practical society,a sensible society. They
solved the problem in the lab and not in the church
or mosque. They know the solution to problems is
not by handing it over to GOD or casting it on
Jesus or Mohammed. They found a cure and locked
it away, for a day it will be needed. We were in
Churches and Mosques,praying. So Ebola hit West
Africa and the entire continent became jittery.
Hundreds died, America kept quiet. Two Americans
got infected, the Americans opened their
wardrobe,flew the cure to Africa and saved their
citizens. The drug worked within minutes! The 2
citizens were saved. Not by prayers but by
common sense preparation. GOD doesn't help the
praying Africans with vaccines or cures. They die in
their hundreds. It's because of their sins. What else
will they say? The Americans don't help lazy
minded Africans for free too. They make money
with their vaccines, which praying Africans have to
buy. Cos they won't spend their time taking the
hard route to solve their problems. They ll rather
gather in special prayer grounds and ask GOD to
intervene, while the Pharma companies in America
make their money. Such is the life of those who
don't think. Let our prayers be equally backed by
reading practical solutions to our earthly problems
as The Almighty God has created us in His own
image as problem solvers and practical thinker
which He does at every micro second from eternity
to eternity. Happy Day.

op... I won... wats my gift

Lol... I will just wake up from my sleep... hmm.. too bad she never wore a bra.. ahh... men like me cant get humiliated like dis.... lol

You are at a wedding ,
You are a total Diva ,
The best dress, a perfect hairdo,
You fall in love with an invited guest ,
You get secret looks the entire night,
On the dance floor, he's by your side constantly,
and he dances like a god,
You are the couple of the evening,
The anticipated moment has arrived for all single
women,
The bride is about to throw the bouquet,
You are first in line, in a strategic position,
Once there, you wait for the right moment,
You look at him sensually, and with your eyes you
tell him,
If I catch the bouquet, I Will Marry You!
And then, the moment you've been waiting g for,
The bride throws the bouquet,
He doesn't stop looking at you,
You jump like never before to catch the bouquet,
Your arms stretched out,
Your hands open,
And suddenly, this shit happens!!!
wat would u do??

THE MUSLIMS ARE NOT HAPPY!
They're not happy in Gaza ..
They're not happy in Egypt ..
They're not happy in Libya ..
They're not happy in Morocco ..
They're not happy in Iran ..
They're not happy in Iraq ..
They're not happy in Yemen ..
They're not happy in Afghanistan ..
They're not happy in Pakistan ..
They're not happy in news roundup ..
They're not happy in Lebanon ..
SO, WHERE ARE THEY HAPPY?
They're happy in Australia.
They're happy in Canada.
They're happy in England ..
They're happy in France ..
They're happy in Italy ..
They're happy in India ..
They're happy in Germany ..
They're happy in Sweden ..
They're happy in the USA ..
They're happy in Norway ..
They're happy in Holland.
They're happy in Denmark.
Basically, they're happy in every country that is not
Muslim and unhappy in every country that is!
AND WHO DO THEY BLAME?
Not Islam.
Not their leadership.
Not themselves.
THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY
IN!
AND THEN; They want to change those countries
to be like .... THE COUNTRY THEY CAME FROM
WHERE THEY WERE UNHAPPY

Shinery0123: u don't need it to explode in a mosque. Are u telling me there are never muslims that falls victim to their attacks on d street, offices, market place and so many oda public places that this people attack?

den why are churches been attacked? I was an eye witness on d attack at bompai barrack Kano..20th January 2012.. I heard dem shouting "Allah uakbar" wen dey passed by the mosque.. if not that the church was a bit closser to d mosque, it would have been exploded..... I bet u have never watched a YouTube video which were posted by the boko boys... lets just face d fact..

in oda news... a female suicide bomber attempted. to attack the north west university at Kano but d mission was aborted.... hmmm smfin rolling fishy around dat news

kudoxs: I didn't deny that they aren't muslim and am not sayin they are muslims, the point am trying to prove is these people are going against islamic ideologies and they may think they are doing the will of Allah but they are clearly mistaken.

wow... I wish they are... Nigeria needs to live in peace.. if Nigeria eventually gets divided.. den d north should prepare to get doomed..

kudoxs: Isn't it obvious that some rich and powerful people are behind all these bombings cause I don't know where they get their funds from o

if u r to choose between there two... buhari or goodluck Jonathan? who would u think is behind dia funding....

kudoxs: you will do well to post a video link where osama claimed the attack. I beg of you, pls do that.

m.youtube.com/watch?v=qloshSGAJ1s&ctp=CCYQpDAYCCITCK7D1N7k5b8CFSP2wgodt0YABVIndXNhbWEgYmlubGFkaW4gY2xhaW1pbmcgdGhlIDkgMTEgYXR0YWNr&client=mv-google&gl=NG&guid=&hl=en


even if he denied it why should d people involved be Muslims?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=vsq5ZRir-0k&ctp=CBoQpDAYDCITCK7D1N7k5b8CFSP2wgodt0YABVIndXNhbWEgYmlubGFkaW4gY2xhaW1pbmcgdGhlIDkgMTEgYXR0YWNr&client=mv-google&gl=NG&guid=&hl=en

tbaba1234: Jihad means struggle. Could be non physical or physical.

Do you know what religion was behind the inquisitions and the atrocities commited during the crusades, the LRA, the IRA

Point is, ideologies can be manipulated for whatever benefit, political or otherwise.

Islam did not start in the last century

ya... it started right from inception combined wit killings... where there political manipulations during his time?

kudoxs: you are here assuming and thinking the way USA wanted you to think, how come all the isrealites working @ the world trade centre didn't go to work on 9/11 day? Please tell me if they muslims. Even the american populace knows there was a conspiracy concerning the 9/11 bombings and you go ahead and put everything on islam.

and why did usama bin laddin (a Muslim) claimed d attack? hmm are u tryn to tell me dat there are no Muslim isrealites? it had already been planed.. just like what d BH are doing..." kill d Christians but try as mush as u can to avoid killing d Muslims" am yet to see or hear of a bomb exploding a mosque

tbaba1234: Advice:

1. Read the verses before and after to understand what is happening.

2. All verses related to ' Qitaal' are war related, meaning they have a specific context of application.

It can not be used outside that context.

3. Get a good translation of the Quran and read, you will understand better.

I will recommend:

islam24hours.yolasite.com/resources/Quran-Abdel-Haleem-Translation.pdf

Thank me later.

pls, can u explain to me wat jihad means? and again what religion are those guys behind d 9 11 attack... do u mean to tell me dat dis Boko harrams are non muslime wen I see in dia youtube videos reciting ur Holly books? I need to be cleared on dis pls

Fatdon: #9
The Qur'an never once speaks of Allah's
love for non-Muslims, but it speaks of
Allah's cruelty toward and hatred of
non-Muslims more than 500 times. #10 "Allahu Akbar! Allahu Akbar! Allahu
Akbar!"
(The last words from the cockpit of
Flight 93)

I cried wen I watch d movie on hw it happened and I asked maself.. are there the exact Muslims who call Islam a religion of peace..?? after the 9 11 attack, it took America almost a decade to kill d master mind of dat attack and I remember dat same day dat he was killed, riot erupted at Kano..... oh God I tank thee for not being born of a Muslim home...