They wrote "Health" on it but there is nothing healthy about the ball because if Dem tear you shot with it eh, you go hear am

KingCold:
Everything evolves around xenophobia with you people, even ignoring your own rampant tribalism in the process.. how on earth do we seek help from people who are not even familiar with snow is beyond me

I tire o

If we say let us help them, when the snow melts instead of saying thank you, they will continue xenophobing us

Lalami3232:

I thought you will drop your usual enlightenment

The Renewed Hope Birthday Message

fuckingAyaya:
If y'all wanna travel to any south west state that start with 'O' y'all are advised to wear helmets

Helmet that has padlock

Afonja44:
You can't be acting babalawo and ritualist and expect some spiritual entity to not notice you.

Not possible.

Would you like to say this to Kanayo O. Kanayo

Name checkers will soon flood this thread

So because you were just 22 and not had sex you have entered wahala when there are 30 something year olds that have not had sex and they are not disturbing themselves.

Just go and start pricing diapers and baby formula

Only Legends Will Understand

HOW SCHOOL BOYS USED TO WRITE LETTERS TO GIRLS IN THE 80s and 90s

Dear Sweet

Time and ability plus double capacity has forced my pen to dance automatically on this benedicted sheet of paper. I hope you're swimming in the wonderful pool of Mr. Health there. I am also parambulating in the cool breeze of wellness here.

Sweetie pie, the reason why this miraculous thing is happening is because, honey, I love you spontaneously, and as I stand horizontally parallel to the wall and vertically perpendicular to the ground now, I only think of you, since you are a fantastic and fabulous girl, put together as fantabulous. I implore you to decipher this my anthem of love oozing out from the innermost pendulum of my thoraxial cavity.

Darling, please stop haranguing with the feelings in my heart because I love you more than a snake loves rat.
To me each day I start by dreaming of you. Each time I see you, my metabolism suddenly halts and my peristalsis goes in reverse gear. My medula oblongata also ceases functioning.

Crazy, crazy, crazy you may say but this is verily veritable. If only you knew what is going on in my encephalon, you would prostrate. That's why I need to see you vis a vis soon for a better elucidation through tete a tete. No hyperbole & onomatopoeia, simple candidness.

Only you and me are protagonists in this subtle affair. As I cogitate and ruminate over the last episode, I genuflex before the Omnipotent and implore him to let this affair emulsify.

By the way, I was bamboozled, scintilated, exhilarated, and left in a state of prolonged euphoria by the contents of your missive which was quite edifying and exalting. It left my bio-chemistry in a paradise-like equilibrium.

Empirically speaking, I love u chemically... I don't ever want to see gloom and doom looming over your angelic live portrait. Let my appellation be scribbled across your heart, with indelible ink. If any boy tries to ask for your companionship, tell him that u are leased and caveated.

I think I have to pen off here, because I still haven't finished studying electrolysis polymerization. But before I evaporate, I like to revitalize your memory with those encapsulating lyrics which proclaim that your catarrh is my butter, your piss is my mimbo, the world's greatest lover is me.

Catch you later. Sleep tight and don't let those bed bugs bite you because you are too sweet for them.

Goodbye for now.

Your slav!e in love,

Main point: Love sweet 😋

Lazy9jaYouth:


Standing Ovation


Then . . .

Staircase

Let us wait for Lalami3232 to come and drop his enlightenment because na this Kain thread the guy de like

SlavaUkraini:
Just Look at the face of that guy in blue with the AK 47

A Hardened Criminal is all I see...

You mean A Hardened Hungry Criminal

Anyway there is watery beans in prison

Maybe they want to incarcerate him so that he will not run to a place where he hid another 1000 bottles of lube

osazsky:
Lamila food is done come and tell us if she is a virgin and y we should never marry non virgins

I was about to type this

Nigerians and their copy copy attitude. I hope politicians will not start looking for who will carry gun to shoot their opponent

Let them just place bounty on his head, people will get to work and bring him out including those hiding him

Issit the same fans that are struggling with hardship

Nothing wey musa no go hear for podcast

Let him go and share more rice

Since he cannot go to Niger republic

Lalami3232:

She's right, the devil made her do it. But my question is "how many times has the devil made her do it? ". Those of you marrying non-virgins a.k.a boreholes, una dey try oooooo. Even if I you've made the mistake of marrying a non-virgin, don't escalate the mistake by not going for a DNA test. As long as kpekus no get "last seen online" like WhatsApp, oga go for DNA test. Like I earlier said, I will only vote in 2027 if a candidate decides to make DNA free for all. Dear business minded men, let me give y'all a lucrative business idea.
Go and produce vagina tightening cream and thank me later. The rate at which the product go sell, you go shock. Don't be scared that the product may not work. Even if it doesn't work, shame no go let dem fit return am .
What do I even know sef aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.

Oga you see wetin happen for the video abi? Now get your DNA test done because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted atall atall

Oga as I opened the thread, I just knew you will be here

Tallesty1:
From a far distance 😂

Yes o

blowjohn:



Yes na

Hmmmm, if this one joins Team "All MEN ARE SCUM" , she fit de drop any man wey cross her path

See how the cake is big like concrete slab

blowjohn:



At least he didn't wear a half transparent blouse like Dbanj did when he visited Lagos State governor recently

Blouse Kia

I thought he will go to the palace in his usual singlet

Denko2721987:


Absolutely, Cambodian women aren't configured for my type of shaft

Na you sabi

Denko2721987:


For a Cambodian woman to also behave this way becos of a Nigerian shaft, it shows their is something about a Nigerian man's shaft that drives women all over the world crazy and not willing to share

Do you want to go to Cambodia

Ask child of doom