Adewale1603:
all men are not the same. All these big big buttocks is absolutely nothing and unattractive to some men, they're only good on clothes, their unclothedness is irritating and disgusting to behold. Those that knows knows

Most of the time, na body de fyn inside cloth

Big Buttocks Remains A Major Cause Of Road Traffic Crashes In Nigeria — Says Concerned Bachelors

When we think of road traffic crashes in Nigeria, the usual causes that come to mind are speeding, drunk driving, wrong overtaking, poor road conditions and road unworthiness of the vehicles involved (such as tyre bursts, brake failure, etc).

However, there is a less conventional factor that deserves clear attention: Big Buttocks.

Although, this may sound humorous at first, the reality is that the phenomenon poses a serious risk on our roads in this country. As we may know, this a complex issue that intertwines cultural aesthetics, societal expectations, and the distractions they may cause to drivers (Ọkada and Keke drivers also inclusive).

In Nigeria and even in many other countries, big buttocks are celebrated and highly admired as a mark of beauty and attractiveness of a woman/lady. This high admiration undoubtedly creates an unintended distraction on the roads, as it is usually uncommon for some drivers, especially men, not to look, admire or be momentarily distracted by (walking or roadside standing) ladies adorned with such pronounced features, especially those who their own are eyely and apparent.

Unarguably, some of these ladies deliberately and strategically position, swing or dangle these buttocks along the road to attract attention, knowing or without knowing the resultant effects of what they are doing.

This reporter has discovered that part of the primary dangers posed by big buttocks in traffic is the distraction they can create for drivers; and when these drivers take their eyes off the road to observe or admire, even for just a few seconds, the risk of a crash significantly increases.

The reporter, also a concerned bachelor, took time to interview some shuttle bus drivers and tricycle operators in Awka metropolis, including Chibuike Anosike (popular known as Mmiri), Jude Chukwukwa (Star Boy), Emmanuel Enukora, and Nnamdi Agwuncha, who recounted personal experiences of how big buttocks had diverted their focus while on steering.

As for the effects, while two of them reported swerving off the road, one other said he brushed an oncoming vehicle, while the other had a tale of a near-miss with some school children whom he nearly crushed while they were crossing road at Ifite behind the Nnamdi Azikiwe University, Awka. Although these accounts might sound lighthearted, they underscore a serious safety concern.

In addition to road traffic crashes, big buttocks also cause traffic gridlock (hold-up or go-slow) on the road in many ways.

It is good to note that crashes or hold-ups caused by distraction from big buttocks are usually not attributed to them by traffic wardens, whom themselves are even sometimes distracted by the same thing, thereby causing them to look focus or mis-control a vehicle with its resultant effects.

Deliberately or indeliberately, the Federal Road Safety Corps (FRSC) reports rarely cite distractions caused by big buttocks as an accident cause, probably because they were not there when the accident happened, because the eyewitness account did not capture it, or because such issue is not considered an official traffic violation.

By this, will it not be helpful for government to recognize dangling of big buttocks along the road as a serious traffic offence and a threat to public safety?

The concerned authority may need to give this a thought. More research is needed to quantify and establish the impact of this issue. FRSC could explore collection of data on the role of distractions caused by big buttocks in crashes. This data would help inform targeted interventions.

The National Road Safety Authority (NRSA) of Ghana is already considering a study on similar issue.

This reporter made attempts to get the views of the Sector Commander, Federal Road Safety Corps (FRSC) in Anambra State, CC Adeoye Irelewuyi, on the matter, which proved abortive, as he did not pick his call or respond to the text message sent to him to that effect.

Notwithstanding the sensitivity surrounding the topic, raising such awareness as this publication and others is also very crucial.

Drivers must recognize that any distraction, including the allure of big buttocks, can have serious consequences.

By noting these dangers of being distracted by big buttocks, drivers can work towards reducing its impact on road safety, probably by looking just once and then focusing back on their driving, or by even not looking at all; after all that glitters is not gold.

E sweet abi e no sweet
Am sure she was eating and feeling like a big girl

When I saw the title of the thread, I thought I will open it see someone that played truth or dare

From helicopters crashing now landing boats colliding. What is really happening in USA

gungab:
Why can't NRC work with NPF to provide some Gallant mopol in one section of the train coach that can defend then instead of this aerial surveillance

If you do, you will need to feed them, they will enjoy the sits on the train and be sleeping on duty and some will start asking passengers " anything for bois "

HBB1:
They should put some 50 cal. guns on top of the trains and use them as fly swatter.

You are thinking well.
Then anything that looks like a threat that tries to get close to the train, shoot first, ask questions later

ayjay45:
in da UK Pekkam London.

Sorry were else was you thinking son (no ooifenccceee)

Ohh in Nigeria, they'll say it's witches and wizards hahaha

MrCork:


We reported it to the police & they advise to keep it quite to avoid panic. I live in a open farmland area.2 of my neibors also saw it. Police hav been at my place 3 times so far

Hmmmmm, which country was this

If you are not in government or related to anybody they will not listen to you ma. They are waiting for the person that will remove their clothes and start behaving like a mad person in the airport maybe that is when you will get their attention

MrCork:



Son.Do u no wot ufo is? U think they sell ice cream? U homebase people mennnn, y'all need help!! (no oofencse)

Of I I know what they are. If you really saw one then I say WOW
They say whenever people UFO sighting, there is a secret government agency that comes to meet them and those people change their story or they make them disappear

After creating Boko Haram and banditry, they created repentant Boko Haram and bandits just to hold power and the same people will still go and attack police station and communities, if you talk some people that are suffering under their government will still come out and say you are embarrassing the government. Which Kain be this one

A woman has narrated how a keke driver she helped has been harassing her with pastors.

The X user, an event planner, vowed not to help anyone out of pity again.

She then proceeded to share how she met a keke driver at her mother's shop and teased him about being fine. Shortly after, he complained to her that his keke was about to be repossessed and he needed a job.

She trained him to coordinate drinks at her events planning company and would call him whenever there were jobs so he could make some money.

However, the man has now started harassing her with his pastors who keep calling to tell her that God has prophesied that she should be married to him.

She said the pastors have tried different tactics, although she has been clear that she does not appreciate the harassment.

The Divisional Police Officer, Alausa Division, CSP Tokunbo Abaniwonda, has demonstrated outstanding bravery by leading a sting operation at night at the Otedola bridge and busting armed robbery kingpin, Tochuckwu Nonso, 29, a.k.a ThugLife.

P.M.EXPRESS reports that CSP Abaniwonda displayed rare gallantry just after two months she resumed as the DPO, Alausa Division.

The incessant incidences of armed robbery at the bridge had been a challenge for commuters and passersby over a period and she decided to end such within the Alausa, Ikeja axis.

CSP Tokunbo Abaniwonda knew the risks involved but the desire to serve humanity and save lives moved her into action. She was said to have mobilized her Police officers and hired a 14-seater commercial bus, which they used. They moved to the bridge around 10pm in an undercover mission to end incidences of armed robbery under the bridge.

According to Police sources, when they got to the black spot under the bridge, the driver deliberately stopped the bus under the instruction of CSP Abaniwonda, who came out and pretended to be making calls to get attention of their target-Thuglife and his gang members, who were hiding under the bridge tunnel and it paid off.

While CSP Abaniwonda was making calls expressing disappointment about the breakdown of their vehicle, the robbery kingpin, Thuglife and one of his gang members, who were watching her, came out from the tunnel under the bridge with dangerous weapons to rob the passengers.

The robbery kingpin first accosted Abaniwonda to snatch her phone, which fell down while they were dragging it and she held Thuglife on his leg waiting for her officers to react. It was then that he used a cutlass, attacked her and his colleague picked her phone, which fell down and they ran back to the tunnel with her phone.

During the operation, CSP Abaniwonda sustained injuries but she did not relent as she mobilized her officers and further gathered intelligence, which eventually led to the arrest of the robbery kingpin, Thuglife, alongside two other members of the gang, Chidera Christopher, 25, and Richard Etim, 25.

The operation was led by Supol Alawode Adekunle and Thuglife was arrested in a bar, where he was doing medicure opposite the popular hotel, known as Super G, in Lambe area of Ogun State, where he usually lodges with the girlfriend after their robbery operations.

The three suspects, Thuglife, Christopher and Etim, were arrested and detained at the Alausa Division, where they are undergoing interrogation over their criminal activities under the Otedola bridge over the years.

The Police Public Relations Officer, SP Benjamin Hundeyin, confirmed the incident and the arrest of the suspects by operatives from the Alausa Division led by CSP Abaniwonda. The suspects have made confessional statements.

The last sting operation was not the first time CSP Tokunbo Abaniwonda had displayed such bravery and capacity as an intelligent senior Police Officer. Over the years, she had served as DPO in various Divisions and Commands in Lagos State and had demonstrated that she has capacity with less supervision. She may have ended the incidences of armed robbery operations under the Otedola bridge in Lagos State.

CSP Tokunbo Abaniwonda perfectly fit into the words of the great philosopher, Sidney Sheldon, who said, “My heroes are those who risk their lives everyday to protect our world and make it better – Police, Firefighters and members of Armed Forces”

Banditry Is Now ‘Business Venture’ For Government Officials, Security Agencies — Katsina Governor, Radda

SaharaReporters had reported cases of incidents of kidnapping and abduction by the bandits.

The Katsina State governor, Dikko Radda, has revealed that some security personnel and government officials had turned the insecurity situation in Nigeria to business ventures.

The governor mentioned this when he appeared on Friday’s edition of Channels TV's Politics Today, adding that this was one of the reasons why it was difficult to end the menace of banditry and insecurity generally.

He said, “Now it has turned out to be a business venture. A business venture for the criminals, some people who are in government; and some people who are in security outfits, and some people who are responsible for the day-to-day activities of their people.

“These are so many reasons why we are unable to bring banditry to an end.”

Lately, criminal bands locally known as bandits have repeatedly attacked and ravaged rural communities in Nigeria.

SaharaReporters had reported thousands of incidents of kidnapping and abduction by the bandits.

President Bola Tinubu has made eliminating insecurity a priority.

Many people relate the insecurity to politics. But Governor Radda claims that poverty and injustice are important motivators.

The governor continued: ”The issue of the hypothesis behind political motive as responsible for banditry is not true.”

According to him, many youths in the north are recruited into banditry with mere N500.

As part of moves to tackle the region’s insecurity, some northern governors were on a trip to the US. Though they came under heavy criticism for the meeting with many wondering why it was not held in Nigeria, Radda has said they were only invited to the parley.

“The meeting was not at the instance of the selected governors of northern states but it was at the instance of the United States Institute of Peace. They were the people who invited us; they hosted us for the meeting. We were invited to sit with them so that we could bring about lasting solutions to the problems that are affecting our people,” he said.

Governor Radda said the trip gave the governors fresh insights into insecurity in the region.

Before it was " join APC, your sins will be forgiven " now it is " join APC, there is room for you "

EreluRoz:
lol 😆 your fake spiritual centre abi

Go now, it is free. If you go later, they will charge you

Did they see you ? If you still want to Japa, follow them let them drop you off in any country of your choice

cybergawd:
You're only interested in seeing/looking at pictures, and not reading the post, dumb ass.

Is that why you have to insult

Reminds me of a time in school, I was still a student working in our faculty lab so one of my friends friend came to reprint his bio-data form meaning he was going to start from 100 level. When I asked him why he was doing so, he said the WAEC he used in getting the first admission was done with expo so he had to go and rewrite it to clear his conscience and we were already in 300 level o.
In my mind I said this guy tried o, if na me, I no know if if I fit

GRACEGLORY:
She is currently the subject of discussion because she is K1's daughter; if she weren't, nobody would care, and if she were your own daughter, you would get defensive, and be grateful, too

Does she deserve it, regardless of her identity as one KWAM1’s daughter?

If she wasn't nobody will care o. Maybe she would have been on this forum insulting men and getting banned from time to time or be on Instagram selling kayanmata

So after denying they have reveiled him. They are practicing the saying that instead of the whole system to suffer, cut off the infected part

99thEnemy:

I see you comrade.

It was the part of " Terrorist Neutralization Institute " that burst my belle, I sure say the guy hear am

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Edit:

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You have said if all, even to the person that quoted you. One chilled bottle of henesey to you

femi4:
where? 70% scored below 200

I'm referring to the ones uploading high scores

Curious345:
Her body will be filled to the brim with forensic evidence .

Who is that !diot who placed grass on her body

What are you trying to say. ?

Did they cover the forensic evidence you are looking for ?

immortalcrown:
I hate the channel feature. I have not had any need of the community feature.

I would have dumped WhatsApp a long time ago but most of my contacts are not active on Telegram.

That channel feature sef, for example, after going on instablog page on Instagram and reading posts and watching videos, then I will come to their WhatsApp channel to do the same, haba

Nyouth:
Thw year I joined nairaland it was posts like this that attracted me but over the years the revers is the case nairaland land is now a land of hate

Now, na so so bad news and comments from name checkers association

brain54:
It's the pull of the moon's gravity...

That holds earth in place.

Without the moon earth cannot/will not exist.

Or at least not the way we know it!

Reminds me of the movie Moonfall

Boogyman557:
Cv

Moon or no moon, I know you will still be banging ash**wo and lighting your weed in peace.

11doubledee:

Exactly my thoughts.
Mind you Africa has a naturally fertile soil for Agriculture while in isreal alot of those lands are technologically induced to be fertile enough for agriculture.
This Africa is just a very funny place to be.
With Good fiscal policies, agriculture should be our best source of foreign exchange.

Very true, I read somewhere that Rwanda exports flowers, the thing that people will sniff and throw away, English people love drinking tea and do not joke too much with Kenya because that is where most of the tea leaves

Most African leaders only know how to do sit tight leadership and enslave their citizens. Why can't they look for how to establish those farms in their country Instead of signing off your citizens to work in another country

At least, thank God it only eyelash he said she should remove, some other pastors would have hmmmmm
The lady fine sha

Lalami3232:
Good initiative from the pastor!!! These non-virgins a.k.a boreholes will deceive men with their body counts, dem go still deceive with makeup, now dem wan deceive with eyelashes. God bless you pastor for standing up for us (real men) . Once again, wishing the couple a blessed, blissful and a DNA test free union.
What do I even have to say aside enlightening my fellow men nationwide with the good news.

Oga if you no meet your wife as a virgin, oga go for DNA test oooooo because boreholes aka non-virgins can't be trusted

Oga everytime you and this your warning, na wa o.
Are you warning from experience

19 years old

What is with that side and cultism, look at them looking hagard and hungry but na cult de hungry them

VeeVeeMyLuv:

Hmmm

Make them investigate am properly

95/100 in Jamb mathematics that does not allow the use of calculators in their exam hall. Time per question less than 8mins.

Some people na just lucky guess o

nairavsdollars:
A saner country where no man is above the law. You made the law, you must obey it

And where the prime minister goes to work with public transport, and his office is on the road