NOT IMPRESSED AT ALL

So have you caught up with the thief

Snap the advert

Usyman:
Hello guys i have successfully printed my acknowledgement and guarantors form, my question is that: should i submitted to any nearby police station or i should give it to any police officer that i see on street?

i want to believe this is a joke.

LKO:

This is getting childish. Please grow up.

Waiting to see any stupid alert and i will empty my account jejely. First Bank aka first thieves.

My first assignment is to get their Sim once i reach Abuja. To hell with MTN, Glo, and Airtel. Ntel here i come

Finally the long awaited take off of Ntel is here. Just saw this update on their Facebook page this morning.

You must be joking

Fayose no get rival at all

Taah i used to consume about 50MB daily few months ago but now its either 150 or 200 for just using opera mini. Please Natal abi Ntel come to our rescue

I used to respect this man until the role he played in installing this cattle rearer as our president. I wonder what's he is looking for. Old fool

Daniel058:
Wonder they say never end , today (this morning) ) we killed this big snake very near our neighbour's house where they are clearing for this year farming..


I usually kill snake easily but this one really scared me.. WHAT!! ! 40 Snakelets in one snake, I thought snake lay eggs but this specie carries it young ones till they mature, and that's when they kill their mom, open it's belly and crawl away..


Chai! Again I SAY "WONDER SHALL NEVER END" "

na those girls kill the Snake. You can't tell me you participated when you were busy taking pic.

The OP dey learn from Lie Mohammed

dedons:
I've watched the nollywood movie before.

Shebi na Pete Edochie and Ngozi Ezeonu be daddy and mummy Nifemi respectively.

And na Desmond Elliot be the guy.

Just that i've forgotten the movie title.

From Zero to Hero. Jim Iyke, Hanks Anuku are some of the friends that called him errand boy in the movie. Very interesting film

SAI BUHARI

dozzynet:

Are you Physically & Medically fit for a Career in the Nigeria Police Force?: No. This is what I saw on my acknowledgement mail. Please what do you suggest I do?

Pm me

Nice Ride

laksides:
Honestly, Nigerians are suffering, just going on my own today with my car, I decided to park in front of a filling station just to cross and buy my stuff, before I could come back I already see like eight cars parked at my back thinking I want to buy fuel.

me wey go buy indomie jeje

Hahaha see laff wan kill person

Airforce1:
no evidence.


When president Jonathan called to congratulate president muhamadu buhari on his victory in the last presidential election , there was voice recording evidence to prove it was true.

But this one you wrote about wizkid been rude to a blogger na "lie" tilll I see evidence.

Seconded

obynoses:
Continued

Can you please screengrab the area they give option whether ur SSCE results is intact pls. I am using mobile but the options are not clear. I don't want to make mistake in picking the wrong one. Thanks

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Double post

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Must u blog everything? Metchewwww

salewa01:
Dis nairaland is full of funny things . A boy of 24 beating chest of 2 cars, a house! . Sorry to ask are u yahoo boys?, money ritualist? Or arm robbery?
Are u not living in Nigeria?
Which year did u graduate from sch?
What is ur parent background?

All ur ranting na wash jor jeytee.
Bring gala we don tire of bread

He is not even confident to say what he does for a living. SMH

Stupedinluv:
2009. This is old news na

Old but not expired. I have seen posts as far back as 2007 making the front page in 2015. Nothing is impossible.

DeanOlamide:


Bros unto federal government things bros....


Na Asp win this one ooooo if This change will breeze us in since FAAN, Fan us waka....#ASP

Na soo. Federal work na federal work o. No time

DeanOlamide:



Yeye worry you Steve..... leave here now now....... laugh wan kill me die........ Abeg.... some questions sometime ehn reach to ignore..... simply keep the guarantor form... you don't even know if you will be called up yet....

Hahaha i sight you bro. You sef wan join? Really some people can ask annoying question. The question weak me sef.

emeka51:

Pls What of the Guarantor form what will u do with it?

You put it inside a frame and hang it in your sitting room after filling all the necessary information.

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