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RomanceRe: SEX With Lights On Or Lights Off? by emprorfk(op): 9:08am On Jan 11, 2021
Xenry:
Your life with Lights On, or Lights Off? Choose one.
Light on so i can see where my life is going and where my deaths is coming from
Christianity EtcRe: How Can I Abide In Christ This Year? by emprorfk(m): 8:51am On Jan 11, 2021
Alexgman1:
How can i overcome d spirit of depression & suicide?
Have also been to that state in life befor..
1 always express your feeling to everyone..dont keep everything to yourself. Believe me loneliness kills faster than covid19.

2 try to associate yourself with people.. engage yourself with sometin busy so you wont have time to think...maybe if you you sport lover..go and play.

3 pray always... If there is someone to pray i believe there is a God to answer... Even if nobody seems to care...God is there for you..

Dont just give up..
RomanceSEX With Lights On Or Lights Off? by emprorfk(op): 1:43pm On Jan 10, 2021
SEX with lights on or lights off?

Why i like the light on
i wana see the ASS and BOOB

I prefer it with lights on. Plus i put on the red bulb. I wanna look you in the eyes until you make a promise we know that you will never keep.

But some people Lights on, lights off, sex is sex. Sometimes you regret why you turned those lights on i hope u understand.my brother
Nairaland GeneralRe: See What My Neighbor Visitor Did.... by emprorfk(op): 12:50pm On Jan 10, 2021
doggedfighter:
Tell us the kind of visitor.

Your girlfriend or your guy may not really be a visitor
A colleague at work
Nairaland GeneralRe: See What My Neighbor Visitor Did.... by emprorfk(op): 12:49pm On Jan 10, 2021
Tell us the kind of visitor.

Your girlfriend or your guy may not really be a visitors

Staff from work place
Jokes EtcDNA Wahala.... Herbalist Know Better by emprorfk(op): 11:52pm On Jan 09, 2021
No wonder Babalawo Dey always ask for Mother’s name because they know the Father might not be the Father.

E be things!! �
Nairaland GeneralSad Reality Of Life by emprorfk(op): 11:28pm On Jan 09, 2021
People have so many good things to say about you, but you have to be dead first.

Sad reality of life.��

There are other ways to voluntarily compel them to spill your praise while you are still alive though.
Nairaland GeneralSee What My Neighbor Visitor Did.... by emprorfk(op): 11:11pm On Jan 09, 2021
Omo them give visitor kpomo he go kitchen change am to meat... What will you do if it was you...
SportsDon't Be A Kalinic by emprorfk(op): 7:01pm On Jul 19, 2018
"Croatia came to this World Cup with only two natural strikers. Mario Mandzukic, the guy who scored the winner in d match against England.

The other was Nikola Kalinic He was on the bench for Croatia's first game against Nigeria. With five munites to end that game, coach instructed him to dress up and replace another player.

Kalinic angrily refused to play, in protest of being left on the bench.

He saw himself a top player, and wouldn't come on for just five munites. The coach turned to other player Pjaca for the substitution.

After the match, Kalinic refused to apologize, despite appeals from other coaching staff.

The coach then sacked him from the team, and sent him home from Russia. Kalinic flew for holidays, and even posted pictures of himself enjoying elsewhere.

After all, he seem to imagine, Croatia won't go anywhere in the tournament. But without him, the team managed to win their matches.

Croatia has achieved their greatest football achievement in history, reaching the World Cup final.

The remaining 22 players are national heroes. Their names forever inscribed in the hearts of generations.

Kalinic should have been part but minus him. All because of minutes of anger. Minutes of pride and bloated ego.

He may have regretted now. He may have realized his tomfoolery. But it is too late. These stories about life are quite familiar to us, but do we really learn lessons from them? As they profoundly apply to all spheres of life?

Learn to CUT PRIDE. Learn to control anger and DEFLATE EGO and ultimately, learn to say SORRY.

Years of SWEAT & DEDICATION can all be shattered by moments of ANGER and PRIDE.
DON'T BE A KALINIC""Croatia came to this World Cup with only two natural strikers. Mario Mandzukic, the guy who scored the winner in d match against England.

The other was Nikola Kalinic He was on the bench for Croatia's first game against Nigeria. With five munites to end that game, coach instructed him to dress up and replace another player.

Kalinic angrily refused to play, in protest of being left on the bench.

He saw himself a top player, and wouldn't come on for just five munites. The coach turned to other player Pjaca for the substitution.

After the match, Kalinic refused to apologize, despite appeals from other coaching staff.

The coach then sacked him from the team, and sent him home from Russia. Kalinic flew for holidays, and even posted pictures of himself enjoying elsewhere.

After all, he seem to imagine, Croatia won't go anywhere in the tournament. But without him, the team managed to win their matches.

Croatia has achieved their greatest football achievement in history, reaching the World Cup final.

The remaining 22 players are national heroes. Their names forever inscribed in the hearts of generations.

Kalinic should have been part but minus him. All because of minutes of anger. Minutes of pride and bloated ego.

He may have regretted now. He may have realized his tomfoolery. But it is too late. These stories about life are quite familiar to us, but do we really learn lessons from them? As they profoundly apply to all spheres of life?

Learn to CUT PRIDE. Learn to control anger and DEFLATE EGO and ultimately, learn to say SORRY.

Years of SWEAT & DEDICATION can all be shattered by moments of ANGER and PRIDE.
DON'T BE A KALINIC"
Christianity Etc*i Need Your Opinion Pls by emprorfk(op): 6:51pm On Jul 19, 2018
Christian sister got pregnant and the Church decided to discipline her since she was not married.

When the elders of the Church met and interviewed her, she told them that she has stayed and remained in the Church for several years and no one is marrying her and she is getting to and approaching the age of menopause where she can't get pregnant even if married.

So after reading some Christian medical journals on this issues, she decided and did artificial insemination since she too wants a child. She tendered both the medical journals and the medical documents that showed that she has done the artificial insemination from a reputable hospital.

The Sister is pregnant without committing fornication nor adultery with any man.

*NOW, COULD THIS BE A SIN?*

Kindly give your reasons for your answer and if possible back it with Scripture, so dat we can learn. You may wish to send to your Christian friends and see their position on the matter.
What's your position?
RomanceWhat Real Men Do.... by emprorfk(op): 7:07pm On Jul 18, 2018
Real men don't kneel down to propose,the impregnate you and allow you to decide.....the choice is yours.....
Christianity EtcDifferent And Similarities Between Jesus And Muhammad.(jesus Vs Muhammad Debates by emprorfk(op): 10:51pm On Apr 17, 2018
I left Islam because I studied Muhammad's life.
I accepted the Gospel because I studied Jesus' life.
1.When I studied Muhammad's life, what I found was a gold digger who in his 25 years of age married a 40-year old wealthy widow (Khadijah), Muhammad got troubled and terrified when he started receiving revelation from the fallen angel, even though he admitted that he was demon possessed, his wealthy wife convinced him to proclaim the revelation. He moved on to marry a 6 year old child named Aisha when he was 52 and consummated his marriage when Aisha was nine years old.
He was received by Jewish community as a refugee after he claimed that he was fleeing persecution from his own Meccan people who accused him of intolerance against their Pagan religion. Few years after he was sheltered and supported by the Jewish community, he plot to conquer them and eventually turned against them and wiped out the entire Jewish tribe out of Arabia. He was known for his warmongering. Himself participated in 28 bloody wars which are called Ghuzwa, and sent troops 54 times for different bloody wars, altogether there are 82 wars under his watch and commands.
A man who has been a role model for groups like Isis, Al-Qaeda, Taliban, Boko Haram, Al-Nusra, Islamic Jihad, Al-Shabaab, Abu Sayyaf and other Islamic terrorist groups, doesn't deserve anyone's respect but criticism and mockery.
He was poisoned to death by his Jewess maid when he slaughtered her entire family. He's dead and will never return again but his legacy continues to wreck havoc and chaos around the world.
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2.When I studied Jesus's life, what I found was the one who was born without sin, he dedicated his life serving the poor, he created bread and wine to feed the poor, stopped group of men from stoning a woman to death, healed the sick, lame, blind, deaf and raises people from the dead, he commands storm to calm, he exorcise a boy possessed by a demon, he performed numerous miracles and demonstrated his power over nature and spirits.
People from all over the world from different ethnicity, nationality, race and religions are healed everyday in the name of Jesus. Non-believers dream of him and embrace him without been told to do so.
Jesus died on the cross, buried and was resurrected, ascended to Heaven, and is coming back again. The story of Jesus is a story everyone would be proud to share.
No one has ever invoked his name to commit atrocity because he has always condemn violence and told his followers not to pay back evil with evil.
Religion misleads people but Jesus saves people, No matter how good you are; no matter how religious you are; no matter what you do for God, you can never be good enough, or holy enough to earn salvation, any plan of salvation that is based on the efforts of man is doomed to failure.
For by grace you have been saved through faith, and that not of yourselves; it is the gift of God, not of works, lest anyone should boast. (Eph. 2:8-9,
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Jesus vs Muhammad is not like Apple vs Orange, It's Good vs Evil, Light over Darkness. the difference is clear even though some are too blind to see it and to acknowledge the great gap between the 2, they still fall the victim of early indoctrination and ignorance .
The choice is yours......choose between life and death...
Abubakar Idris Mohammed
Nairaland GeneralBbnaija......check Out How The Company Is Making Million..... by emprorfk(op): 4:39pm On Mar 25, 2018
Big Brother Naija records 11Million votes so far...1vote = 30naira...
11,000,000 X 30 = N330,000,000 Million...
And the winner goes home with 45 million naira...Voters stay at home with shi shi. Some people gathered 14 persons kept them in one house in south Africa, and some other people in Nigeria are buying fuel with their money to watch them and still vote with their money.
#PrayerPoint
My father my father, Anywhere they have tied my sense, on top of coconut tree or inside lagoon, I release it by fire now
Oya those involve begin to praaaay...

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Apart from joke, let's look at this critically.
Jokes EtcJamb Give Reason For Reducing Cut Off Mark by emprorfk(op): 9:51pm On Aug 30, 2017
JAMB and FG have observed that youth are no more interested in school following Neymars 35million a week deal, so they reduced the cut off mark to 120 so that youths will attend school instead of becoming footballers.
Jokes EtcRe: Missions Impossible.... U Can Never Get It Right by emprorfk(op): 1:49am On Aug 22, 2017
recharge card for the person dat will get it first,
Jobs/VacanciesDomestic Workers Needed Urgently by emprorfk(op): 1:09am On Aug 22, 2017
If your church is in need of a Domestic workers like... House help, Gardiner, cooks, gateman,, security man,, driver,, messenger, etc male or female.... part time or full-time..anywer in Nigeria.... kindly make a
post on it on this thread.
Christianity EtcRe: I'm Fedup, What Can I Do? by emprorfk(m): 12:52am On Aug 22, 2017
do wat ur mother told u...... if u cant take care of urselsf den who can... B-)
Jokes EtcAugust Promo Is Here Again....... by emprorfk(op): 12:29am On Aug 22, 2017
*E don dey happen ooo August promo...!!!* *Slap the person beside you and get one free! It is real!!* *I have tried it and I just received mine now.* *For "double offer" or more please try it with a "policeman or mopol".* *Try it with a "soldier to get unlimited offer" and your life will never remain the same!!* *Hurry now and get yours!!* *Offer last till the end of August..* *Pls do not forget to share your testimony...*ire oo
Jokes EtcMissions Impossible.... U Can Never Get It Right by emprorfk(op): 12:12am On Aug 22, 2017
1. It's twenty years ago, and a plane crashes from 20,000 feet in Germany (If you will recall, Germany at the time was politically divided into East and West Germany) Where would you bury the survivors? East Germany, West Germany, or "no man's land" 2. Without using a calculator – You are driving a bus from London to Milford Haven in Wales. In London , 17 people get on, in Milford , 16 get off. Name the driver.?
LiteratureRe: The Corridor of Hell by emprorfk(m): 11:51pm On Aug 21, 2017
u don dissapont ur fans from dis page oga
PoliticsDo Or Die by emprorfk(op): 11:35pm On Aug 21, 2017
*YOUTHS BE WISE* •√ Senate presidenti’s son, graduated from the London School of Economics •√ okonjo iweala's four children graduated from Harvard University •√ none of Gbajabiamila's children studied in this country. Even president's Daughter schooled in London,even a funny governor in the southwest who claimed his children schooled in Nigeria was a private university where common Nigerian cannot afford, *~ YET ~* *°°° LAUTECH* has been shut down for almost 10months *°°° BENUE STATE UNIVERSITY* has been on strike for 4months °°° Benue state governor (Ottom) bought wheel barrow for youths as empowerment °°° average Nigerian hardly afford 3-square meals All they could do for graduate is *NYSC* which is just *#19,800* that their own children can't spend in just one week (at most).. They brought N-power for graduates, set to employ *300,000* when over *210million* graduates have applied... For *JUST* *#30,000* Yet, majority of these leaders enjoyed free education, free meals, accommodation, and even immediate jobs after school.. And then, some crazy Youths will still kill themselves for these *WICKED SOULS* during election period . Some people will even go extra mile to insult you and when we look at these people,majority of them are either not employed or underemployed .. Any Youth that fight for these people will *SUFFER!!!!!!* I wish more youths can see this. Pl
Christianity EtcHow The Gods Came To Existence...... by emprorfk(op): 2:52pm On Aug 06, 2017
Revelation 12:7-17
And there was war in heaven, Michael
and his angels waging war with the
dragon The dragon and his angels waged
war, and they were not strong enough,
and there was no longer a place found for
them in heaven. And the great dragon
was thrown down, the serpent of old who
is called the devil and Satan, who
deceives the whole world; he was thrown
down to the earth, and his angels were
thrown down with him
Note.... satan and his angel are here now with human after the war.....
Genesis 6
When men began to increase in number on the
earth and daughters were born to them,
the sons of God saw that the daughters of
men were beautiful, and they married any of
them they chose.
The Nephilim (giants)were on the earth in those
days--and also afterward--when the sons of
God went to the daughters of men and had
children by them. They were the heroes of old,
men of renown.................
Note......
because this so called gods are born of the falling angels that is why There generation have supernatural powers.. now we have more than 100000 go. ds in africa..... Sango, Obatala, Orunmila, Osun, Esu, Zeus... etc.. you can add your own gods.
Christianity EtcRe: Your Dreams Explained by emprorfk(m):
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Nairaland GeneralWhat Nickname(s) Were You Called Back Then In High School? by emprorfk(op): 12:00am On Aug 02, 2017
What nickname(s) were you called back then in
high school? And what happen that make people to be calling you that name..... mine is ADURA bcouse my dad is a pastor...
LiteratureRe: Lucifer's Key by emprorfk(m): 4:29pm On Jul 21, 2017
boss of bosses...... twale
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FamilyMeaning Of Groom And Bride by emprorfk(op): 9:23pm On Mar 14, 2017
Nobody calls the woman WIFE on her wedding day but BRIDE, because it is the man that will GROOM his BRIDE to become the WIFE. That is why the man is called ‘BRIDEGROOM or GROOM’ and the word grooming has to do with PATIENTLY NURTURING, TEACHING, TENDING and HELPING someone to become what he or she should be. It is therefore believed that a MAN that takes a WOMAN to the ALTAR of MARRIAGE is matured enough to patiently GROOM his BRIDE to become the WIFE. The man is not supposed to just expect the BRIDE to automatically become the WIFE, she must be groomed.AV U GROOM UR BRIDE TO WAT U WONT
Nairaland GeneralRe: Hilarious Pic Of A Jealousy Girl by emprorfk(op): 9:03pm On Mar 14, 2017
dont near her konji ooo cos she de para
Nairaland GeneralHilarious Pic Of A Jealousy Girl by emprorfk(op): 9:02pm On Mar 14, 2017
this is touch not my man warning.....Lady's what will u say about the guy speding for u to other girls out there

CareerRe: 800k At Hand, Do I Travel Abroad For Greener Pasture Or Start Up A Biz Here? by emprorfk(m): 12:31pm On Feb 24, 2017
start a betting shop like bet9ja ....nairabet....or babaijebu....u can even be selling raw food stuff or better stil bar palour joint
Music/RadioRe: Who Is The Most Underrated Artiste In The Nigerian Music Industry? by emprorfk(m): 10:10pm On Nov 20, 2016
9ice
RomanceRe: Why Are You Still Single? by emprorfk(m): 9:43pm On Oct 21, 2016
no love loss.... no love fund.... love is dead
Jokes EtcRe: What Flies Without A Wings by emprorfk(op): 6:06am On Jul 29, 2016
TrapQueen77:
Since when did Jesus fly? shocked
. When He de go back to heaven...abi u no read bible niii

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