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Religion / Don't Stop The Spirit.let Brag About God.. by emprorfk(m): 7:42am On Oct 08, 2023
Someone help me brag about God. I’ll start

He’s A Healer
Isaiah 53:5.
My Provider
Philippians 4:19 (KJV)
My Comforter
2 Corinthians 1:3

Help me to call Him beautiful names
Jokes Etc / Re: Let's Laugh Away Our Stress With Ants* by emprorfk(m): 7:30am On Sep 12, 2023
Nice An ANT that love gala is called GALLANT
Ant that show light to others is called illuminANT

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Jokes Etc / Re: Let's Laugh Away Our Stress With Ants* by emprorfk(m): 7:28am On Sep 12, 2023
An ant that can run fast is antelope

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Jokes Etc / Let's Laugh Away Our Stress With Ants* by emprorfk(m): 7:27am On Sep 12, 2023
1. 5 ants + 5 ants = Tenants.
2. To bring an ant from another country into your country = Important.
3. Ant that goes to school = Brilliant.
4. Ant that is looking for a job = Applicant.
5. A spy ant = Informant.
6. A very little ant = Infant.
7. An ant that uses a gun = Militant.
8. An ant that is a specialist = Consultant😂
9. A proud ant = Arrogant🤔
10. An ant that is cruel and oppressive = Tyrant.
11. An ant that is friendly and lovely = Coolant.
12. An ant that has changed from evil to good deeds = Repentant.
13. An ant that accumulated so much food in summer for use in winter = Abundant.
14. An ant that isn’t willing = Reluctant.
15. An ant that keeps financial account = Accountant.
16. An ant that occupies a flat = Occupant.
17. A huge ant = Giant.
18. An ant that is important = Significant.
19. An ant that has big legs = Elephant.
20. A sarcastic ant = Mordant.
21. An extremely fast ant = Instant.
22. A noisy ant = Rant.
23. An ant that doesn't keep moving = Constant.
24. A dirty ant = Pollutant.
25. An ant that annoys = Irritant.
26. An ant that lacks knowledge= Ignorant
27. An ant that can take anything without complaining= Tolerant
28. An ant that wastes resources= Extravagant
29. A very careful ant = Vigilant
30. An ant that maintains good odour = Deodorant
31. An ant that finds it hard to move = adamant
32. An ant that refused to move = Redundant
33. An ant that is into business = Merchant
34. A Political ant = Aspirant
35. An ant that sues someone to court= Complainant
36. A happy ant = Jubilant.
37. An ant that assists another = Assistant
38. An ant that is a lowest commissioned officer rank in many military forces = Lieutenant
39. An ant that collects together in a loose aggregation like flocks = Flocculant
40. An ant that begins something without pausing or ending = Incessant
41. An ant that is high-spirited or extremely energetic and enthusiastic = Exuberant
42. An ant that is fully aware or informed about a particular issue = Cognizant
43. An ant that rely on others for survival = Dependant
44. An ant that is armed to fight = Combatant
45. An ant that is your Mom's sister = Aunty
46. An ant that sulks = Petulant
47. An ant that fronts = Anterior
48. An ant that attacks germs = antiseptic
49. An ant that attacks viruses = Antibody
50. An ant that causes the body to produce antibodies = Antigen
51. An ant that fights infection = Antibiotics
52. An ant that is a waiting room = Anteroom

Don't spoil the fun. If i have left any ant behind, please, add yours😀!

Best wishes to all English Language teachers because English is not their Mate

*Which Type of Ant are you?*😀

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Nairaland / General / Unbelievable Truth..know These And Know Peace by emprorfk(m): 11:37am On Jul 27, 2023
1. Yahoo na stealing

2. Hook up na prostitution

3. Shisha na smoke no be sweet

4. Taskforce na agbero work

5. SA or PA to politician no be employment

6. Introduction no be marriage.

7. Cotonou na abroad

8. Say your husband dey post you no mean say him no dey cheat.

9. Popularity for Facebook no mean say you get money

10. Say INEC declare you no mean say court no go fit remove you.

11. Say you catch your wife no mean say she no go do am again.

12. Say him handsome no mean say him no dey beat woman.

13. Say she dey fast and pray no mean say she never do abortion before.

14. Say you dey call me boss, no mean say I be boss, you just wan bill me.

15. Say she fine no mean say she get better character

16. Say you dey see her fine pictures for social media no mean say she dey use iPhone (na abeg abeg send me those my pictures wey Dey your phone)

17.Say I borrow money from loan app no mean say I no get bright future👌

18.Say them send messages to all my contacts no mean say na them go repay the loan

19.Say you fine no mean say you go marry rich man or do big wedding

20.Say you no people no mean say u get
connection

22.Say you and your husband Dey lie seriously for Fb on una birthdays no mean say love Dey una marriage

23.Say you dress well no mean say u don make am

24.Say u no like me no mean say God no go bless me

25.Say you dey form nawww no mean say u use one day reach where u dey today .
Last last God is the greatest.
Nairaland / General / Re: See What Happen Between 1980 To 1989 by emprorfk(m): 10:49pm On Jul 24, 2023
I think the whole thing changed from year 2000. From that year upward, e no sure again oo 🧐🧐
Nairaland / General / Re: See What Happen Between 1980 To 1989 by emprorfk(m): 10:40pm On Jul 24, 2023
These set are best in parenting. They connect well with their kids. Not too harsh, not too loose.
Nairaland / General / Re: See What Happen Between 1980 To 1989 by emprorfk(m): 10:39pm On Jul 24, 2023
Majority of of these set believed God more and have faith in God. Raised with words of God and as far back when they were kids, many were in children choirs in children churches.
And these Godly experiences never leaves many even though the world had changed a lot.
Nairaland / General / See What Happen Between 1980 To 1989 by emprorfk(m): 10:39pm On Jul 24, 2023
People whose birth year falls between 1980-89 are the best generation on earth presently. They’re set of people with good morals. Most intelligent. Most hardworking&highly skilled.
Nairaland / General / Choose One...money Making Decisions by emprorfk(m): 9:40pm On Jul 19, 2023
I don make my choice

Romance / For Ladies To Comment by emprorfk(m): 4:58pm On Jul 18, 2023
imagine you visit your boyfriend and spend 4days
No sex
No kiss
No romance
How will you feel🤔🤔
Romance / Re: What Can You Offer Your Partner That Will Make Him/her To Stay Forever by emprorfk(m): 10:41pm On Jul 17, 2023
What is not urs can never be urs, no matter what you offer...men be wise don’t think that ur offer can keep her
Romance / Re: What Can You Offer Your Partner That Will Make Him/her To Stay Forever by emprorfk(m): 10:39pm On Jul 17, 2023
Nothing a lady can give a man that can make him stay even if you removed your eyes for him if he wants to leave he will leave... If you like do all that he wants he will still go out ungrateful gender
Romance / What Can You Offer Your Partner That Will Make Him/her To Stay Forever by emprorfk(m): 10:38pm On Jul 17, 2023
As a lady, what can you offer to a man so that he will not leave you for another lady.

"Is the relationship just about the lady alone

WHAT CAN A MAN OFFER TO A LADY TO KEEP HER?

Remember men also seek for who will remain with them. So what can they offer apart from money because money is not everything?
Nairaland / General / That Name That Replace Your Original Name by emprorfk(m): 8:51am On Jul 17, 2023
Mine is Indomie

Nairaland / General / Re: Check This List..nothing Really Last Forever.. by emprorfk(m): 3:44am On Jul 17, 2021
I almost forgot

*PDP* killed *ANPP & other Political Parties*
*Change* killed *Nigerians*
*Next level* killed *Change*
And finally *POS* is killing *ATM machine* and *queue*

my beloved whatever position you are today use it positively, tomorrow may not be yours but someone else's, it is the measure you met on them today you will get tomorrow, so live a life with the fear of God in you.
Nairaland / General / Check This List..nothing Really Last Forever.. by emprorfk(m): 3:43am On Jul 17, 2021
NOTHING LAST FOREVER

Whatsapp killed *BBM*
*Youtube* killed *DVD*
*Bluetooth* killed *Infrared*
*Xender* killed *Bluetooth*
*Zapya* killed *Xender*
*CDs* killed *Cassettes*
*Android* killed *Window phones*
*Uber* killed *Yellow Cab*
*Phone* killed *Post Office*
*SMS* killed *Letter Writing*
*Email* killed *Fax*
*Civilization* killed *Culture*
*Computer* killed *Typewriter*
*E-card* killed *Hallmark Card*
*Maggi* killed *Dawa Dawa*
*Money* killed *True Love*
What else killed what again oooo?�
*Internet* killed *Library*
*Google* killed *Dictionary*
*Wikipedia* killed *Encyclopedia*

*No condition is permanent in this world, Be humble.*

*Solar power* will soon kill *NEPA* and *generator...... *
At the end, *Death* will kill *life*
and **Resurrection* will kill *death*

BE CAREFUL...,.
THIS WORLD IS NOT FOR ONE PERSON WE ARE JUST PASSING THROUGH.

*GOD NO GO SHAME US*
Romance / Re: Please What's Your Advice For Her...her Husband Got Her Mother Pregnant. by emprorfk(m): 3:06pm On Feb 12, 2021
mechanics:
Hmmmm, you need to speak up before it back fires, hiding it now is not the best, your husband didn't do well at all.

some words are best when silence..
some truth are best when not spoken..
some secret and best hidden because of what it will destroy later...
Romance / Re: Please What's Your Advice For Her...her Husband Got Her Mother Pregnant. by emprorfk(m): 8:03am On Feb 12, 2021
there's some sins that you intentionally commit in other to avoid more catastrophic occurrence or suicide attempt...the pregnant is still young....she abort....they keep it as a secret...the wife walk away as if nothing happen...the woman ask for God forgiveness because she just murder...and the husband marry abother person..
Romance / Re: Please What's Your Advice For Her...her Husband Got Her Mother Pregnant. by emprorfk(m): 7:51am On Feb 12, 2021
Shokoloko:


In all the earth, there is no excuse to kill a person that never attacked you. We are talking about spilling blood here.
What is the difference between this mother and boko haram that cuts people into pieces.

Do people die of "laughing stock"? - you'd kill someone because you do not want people to laugh at you, to mock you?
You'd kill a child to save face in a marriage that you did not honour in the first place, ?? shocked so that she will do it again?
Do you have a child? Is mockery enough reason for someone to want to kill your child?


This is for the OP:
Your mother and husband will never stop. They will only be more careful.
You will learn to live with the extra relationship or you will let him go.

If you decide to stay please answer this question:
Since the issue here is lack of self-control from both parties: if your mother will leave and if the man remains, and you eventually have a girl child, how do you protect your girl-child from your husband? How will you protect your maid from your husband? (remember the issue is self-control)


if she leave the pregnancy..How will she explain it to her husband(her daughter father)..what will the people be saying..
Romance / Re: Please What's Your Advice For Her...her Husband Got Her Mother Pregnant. by emprorfk(m): 7:47am On Feb 12, 2021
tchidi066:
I doubt the authenticity of this story but if it is true, then get that excuse of a man castrated!



why is only the man at fault here...what about the mother.... since is not a rape..what judgment will you give the woman also..
Romance / Re: Please What's Your Advice For Her...her Husband Got Her Mother Pregnant. by emprorfk(m): 11:36pm On Feb 11, 2021
Miner13:
ask deborah damilola she posted this here nov.2020


give me her number
Romance / Re: Please What's Your Advice For Her...her Husband Got Her Mother Pregnant. by emprorfk(m): 11:32pm On Feb 11, 2021
Brian47:
Guy you need to tell your dad.

And if you can survive on your own, I suggest you divorce.
Your dad needs to know.


Mehn this is deep...I will answer this like if I was in the shoes..

The thing is,I will just forgive them both even thou it hard..
But the closeness between I and my mom cant be again,I and my husband will file a divorce...

About my mom pregnancy the choice is hers ..
If she want to and if she doesn't want to her choice...

But I will make sure am far away from both of them...
Cause it a wound that can never heal
Romance / Re: Please What's Your Advice For Her...her Husband Got Her Mother Pregnant. by emprorfk(m): 11:31pm On Feb 11, 2021
very simple...

keep it to yourself...
dont tell anyone but only God and ur pastor or Alfa...

your mother will always be your mother....forgive and forget...

the marriage is still new and is bless with a baby already.
.... you can walk away if u dont want the baby to have fatherly care...
.....stay to works tins out...give it another chance..you are too young to be living a single mothers life....

Loneliness kills more that covid19....

and if you decide to start over with another person...do u know wat he is capable of doing....

this is your battles...is either you run away from it or fight it and win...

thank God .....dey have already conclude on abortion.....

the choice is yours... actually der is no new tins under the heaven again....
Romance / Re: Please What's Your Advice For Her...her Husband Got Her Mother Pregnant. by emprorfk(m): 10:32pm On Feb 11, 2021
pharmagba:
It depends
If you are like me,
tell your father
She must not abort the child will be the only condition for forgiveness



what is now the fate of the marriage... still continue or walk away..
Romance / Re: Please What's Your Advice For Her...her Husband Got Her Mother Pregnant. by emprorfk(m): 10:31pm On Feb 11, 2021
angelfallz:
I agree with your other opinions but I dont support abortion. Why kill an innocent baby?



Hmmm....so they should leave d pregnancy...how will she tell her daughter father at home...dont forget that she came to her daughter house to help her take care of baby....now she is pregnant for her daughter husband.... how is she goong to explain dis....
Politics / Re: Soyinka: Herdsmen Cows Invaded My Home, Police Lied. There'll Be Suya Feast Next by emprorfk(m): 10:27pm On Feb 11, 2021
BeeBeeOoh:
I must be there



please take me along
Romance / Re: Please What's Your Advice For Her...her Husband Got Her Mother Pregnant. by emprorfk(m): 10:25pm On Feb 11, 2021
[quote author=HopeVictor post=98973680]Allow her to abort the baby na..the mistake has happened the only solution is abortion.no need for your dad to know but next time make she no come for omugwo..

what is now the fate of the marriage... still continue or walk away..
Romance / Please What's Your Advice For Her...her Husband Got Her Mother Pregnant. by emprorfk(m): 7:28pm On Feb 11, 2021
*Pls what's your advice for her*

Please I need advice from my fellow members. I'm a young girl of 22 years old, I got married on January 2019, by God's grace I gave birth on March 2020. My mum who is in her early 40s, though still looks very young and vibrant came for Omugwo as supposed. After about 2 month and 2 weeks, she was suppose to go back to the village, my hubby suggested she should stay at least another one month since there was lock down, I hurriedly accepted not knowing that everything has its own reason. Since last week, my mum has been sick, I personally thought it was malaria, I bought malaria drugs for her to no avail, so I decided to take her to the hospital, after several tests, it was found out that my mother is four weeks pregnant. Terrible! Not just being pregnant but my hubby is responsible for the pregnancy. I became absolutely mad. They are pleading for me to keep it secret, so that she will abort the baby before going to meet my daddy at village. What should I do?

Should I tell my Dad?

Should I quit the marriage?

Can I ever forgive both of them?

My heart is bursting into pieces.

Please help, what do you have to say??

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Religion / Re: Top 10 Nigerian Pentecostal Churches With The Best Choir/Music Department by emprorfk(m): 12:40am On Feb 08, 2021
darhray:
Am just seriously tired of this life to be honest, suicide keep coming, sometimes i ask myself if i ever ask anybody to create me. Why create me and put me into hardship, where there are people who have never experience suffering in their life, what kind of rubbish formation is this life like for real, its just so foolish and i am just angry for no reason.

no money
no love life
no achievements
just being miserable and have tried every fucking thing, is this how its going to continue? hopefully one day i can just end it all and forget all this deep thinking every hour



good for you....
Nairaland / General / See What I Did To My SS1 Mathematics Teacher Today by emprorfk(m): 10:32pm On Jan 15, 2021
I saw my SS1 Mathematics teacher today. We greeted and he asked for directions to GT Bank. I told him to make a 360° turn and walk for like 1.8m, then find the coefficient of X using Pythagoras theorem and round it up to the nearest tens. He will see a big pharmacy which is perpendicular to his right, then make an obtuse angle turn, he'll see the bank at a distance of about the logarithm of 7 and using four figure table to find the Anti- log. Let him feel what I felt when I was in school. I heard on the radio he's missing...the man Never see Anything, life na turn by turn..�‍♂️�‍♂️�‍♂️

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