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Religion / Don't Stop The Spirit.let Brag About God.. by emprorfk(m): 7:42am On Oct 08, 2023 |
Someone help me brag about God. I’ll start He’s A Healer Isaiah 53:5. My Provider Philippians 4:19 (KJV) My Comforter 2 Corinthians 1:3 Help me to call Him beautiful names |
Jokes Etc / Re: Let's Laugh Away Our Stress With Ants* by emprorfk(m): 7:30am On Sep 12, 2023 |
Nice An ANT that love gala is called GALLANT Ant that show light to others is called illuminANT 2 Likes 1 Share |
Jokes Etc / Re: Let's Laugh Away Our Stress With Ants* by emprorfk(m): 7:28am On Sep 12, 2023 |
An ant that can run fast is antelope 2 Likes 1 Share |
Jokes Etc / Let's Laugh Away Our Stress With Ants* by emprorfk(m): 7:27am On Sep 12, 2023 |
1. 5 ants + 5 ants = Tenants. 2. To bring an ant from another country into your country = Important. 3. Ant that goes to school = Brilliant. 4. Ant that is looking for a job = Applicant. 5. A spy ant = Informant. 6. A very little ant = Infant. 7. An ant that uses a gun = Militant. 8. An ant that is a specialist = Consultant😂 9. A proud ant = Arrogant🤔 10. An ant that is cruel and oppressive = Tyrant. 11. An ant that is friendly and lovely = Coolant. 12. An ant that has changed from evil to good deeds = Repentant. 13. An ant that accumulated so much food in summer for use in winter = Abundant. 14. An ant that isn’t willing = Reluctant. 15. An ant that keeps financial account = Accountant. 16. An ant that occupies a flat = Occupant. 17. A huge ant = Giant. 18. An ant that is important = Significant. 19. An ant that has big legs = Elephant. 20. A sarcastic ant = Mordant. 21. An extremely fast ant = Instant. 22. A noisy ant = Rant. 23. An ant that doesn't keep moving = Constant. 24. A dirty ant = Pollutant. 25. An ant that annoys = Irritant. 26. An ant that lacks knowledge= Ignorant 27. An ant that can take anything without complaining= Tolerant 28. An ant that wastes resources= Extravagant 29. A very careful ant = Vigilant 30. An ant that maintains good odour = Deodorant 31. An ant that finds it hard to move = adamant 32. An ant that refused to move = Redundant 33. An ant that is into business = Merchant 34. A Political ant = Aspirant 35. An ant that sues someone to court= Complainant 36. A happy ant = Jubilant. 37. An ant that assists another = Assistant 38. An ant that is a lowest commissioned officer rank in many military forces = Lieutenant 39. An ant that collects together in a loose aggregation like flocks = Flocculant 40. An ant that begins something without pausing or ending = Incessant 41. An ant that is high-spirited or extremely energetic and enthusiastic = Exuberant 42. An ant that is fully aware or informed about a particular issue = Cognizant 43. An ant that rely on others for survival = Dependant 44. An ant that is armed to fight = Combatant 45. An ant that is your Mom's sister = Aunty 46. An ant that sulks = Petulant 47. An ant that fronts = Anterior 48. An ant that attacks germs = antiseptic 49. An ant that attacks viruses = Antibody 50. An ant that causes the body to produce antibodies = Antigen 51. An ant that fights infection = Antibiotics 52. An ant that is a waiting room = Anteroom Don't spoil the fun. If i have left any ant behind, please, add yours😀! Best wishes to all English Language teachers because English is not their Mate *Which Type of Ant are you?*😀 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Nairaland / General / Unbelievable Truth..know These And Know Peace by emprorfk(m): 11:37am On Jul 27, 2023 |
1. Yahoo na stealing 2. Hook up na prostitution 3. Shisha na smoke no be sweet 4. Taskforce na agbero work 5. SA or PA to politician no be employment 6. Introduction no be marriage. 7. Cotonou na abroad 8. Say your husband dey post you no mean say him no dey cheat. 9. Popularity for Facebook no mean say you get money 10. Say INEC declare you no mean say court no go fit remove you. 11. Say you catch your wife no mean say she no go do am again. 12. Say him handsome no mean say him no dey beat woman. 13. Say she dey fast and pray no mean say she never do abortion before. 14. Say you dey call me boss, no mean say I be boss, you just wan bill me. 15. Say she fine no mean say she get better character 16. Say you dey see her fine pictures for social media no mean say she dey use iPhone (na abeg abeg send me those my pictures wey Dey your phone) 17.Say I borrow money from loan app no mean say I no get bright future👌 18.Say them send messages to all my contacts no mean say na them go repay the loan 19.Say you fine no mean say you go marry rich man or do big wedding 20.Say you no people no mean say u get connection 22.Say you and your husband Dey lie seriously for Fb on una birthdays no mean say love Dey una marriage 23.Say you dress well no mean say u don make am 24.Say u no like me no mean say God no go bless me 25.Say you dey form nawww no mean say u use one day reach where u dey today . Last last God is the greatest. |
Nairaland / General / Re: See What Happen Between 1980 To 1989 by emprorfk(m): 10:49pm On Jul 24, 2023 |
I think the whole thing changed from year 2000. From that year upward, e no sure again oo 🧐🧐 |
Nairaland / General / Re: See What Happen Between 1980 To 1989 by emprorfk(m): 10:40pm On Jul 24, 2023 |
These set are best in parenting. They connect well with their kids. Not too harsh, not too loose. |
Nairaland / General / Re: See What Happen Between 1980 To 1989 by emprorfk(m): 10:39pm On Jul 24, 2023 |
Majority of of these set believed God more and have faith in God. Raised with words of God and as far back when they were kids, many were in children choirs in children churches. And these Godly experiences never leaves many even though the world had changed a lot. |
Nairaland / General / See What Happen Between 1980 To 1989 by emprorfk(m): 10:39pm On Jul 24, 2023 |
People whose birth year falls between 1980-89 are the best generation on earth presently. They’re set of people with good morals. Most intelligent. Most hardworking&highly skilled. |
Nairaland / General / Choose One...money Making Decisions by emprorfk(m): 9:40pm On Jul 19, 2023 |
I don make my choice
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Romance / For Ladies To Comment by emprorfk(m): 4:58pm On Jul 18, 2023 |
imagine you visit your boyfriend and spend 4days No sex No kiss No romance How will you feel🤔🤔 |
Romance / Re: What Can You Offer Your Partner That Will Make Him/her To Stay Forever by emprorfk(m): 10:41pm On Jul 17, 2023 |
What is not urs can never be urs, no matter what you offer...men be wise don’t think that ur offer can keep her |
Romance / Re: What Can You Offer Your Partner That Will Make Him/her To Stay Forever by emprorfk(m): 10:39pm On Jul 17, 2023 |
Nothing a lady can give a man that can make him stay even if you removed your eyes for him if he wants to leave he will leave... If you like do all that he wants he will still go out ungrateful gender |
Romance / What Can You Offer Your Partner That Will Make Him/her To Stay Forever by emprorfk(m): 10:38pm On Jul 17, 2023 |
As a lady, what can you offer to a man so that he will not leave you for another lady. "Is the relationship just about the lady alone WHAT CAN A MAN OFFER TO A LADY TO KEEP HER? Remember men also seek for who will remain with them. So what can they offer apart from money because money is not everything? |
Nairaland / General / That Name That Replace Your Original Name by emprorfk(m): 8:51am On Jul 17, 2023 |
Mine is Indomie
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Nairaland / General / Re: Check This List..nothing Really Last Forever.. by emprorfk(m): 3:44am On Jul 17, 2021 |
I almost forgot *PDP* killed *ANPP & other Political Parties* *Change* killed *Nigerians* *Next level* killed *Change* And finally *POS* is killing *ATM machine* and *queue* my beloved whatever position you are today use it positively, tomorrow may not be yours but someone else's, it is the measure you met on them today you will get tomorrow, so live a life with the fear of God in you. |
Nairaland / General / Check This List..nothing Really Last Forever.. by emprorfk(m): 3:43am On Jul 17, 2021 |
NOTHING LAST FOREVER Whatsapp killed *BBM* *Youtube* killed *DVD* *Bluetooth* killed *Infrared* *Xender* killed *Bluetooth* *Zapya* killed *Xender* *CDs* killed *Cassettes* *Android* killed *Window phones* *Uber* killed *Yellow Cab* *Phone* killed *Post Office* *SMS* killed *Letter Writing* *Email* killed *Fax* *Civilization* killed *Culture* *Computer* killed *Typewriter* *E-card* killed *Hallmark Card* *Maggi* killed *Dawa Dawa* *Money* killed *True Love* What else killed what again oooo?� *Internet* killed *Library* *Google* killed *Dictionary* *Wikipedia* killed *Encyclopedia* *No condition is permanent in this world, Be humble.* *Solar power* will soon kill *NEPA* and *generator...... * At the end, *Death* will kill *life* and **Resurrection* will kill *death* BE CAREFUL...,. THIS WORLD IS NOT FOR ONE PERSON WE ARE JUST PASSING THROUGH. *GOD NO GO SHAME US* |
Romance / Re: Please What's Your Advice For Her...her Husband Got Her Mother Pregnant. by emprorfk(m): 3:06pm On Feb 12, 2021 |
mechanics: some words are best when silence.. some truth are best when not spoken.. some secret and best hidden because of what it will destroy later... |
Romance / Re: Please What's Your Advice For Her...her Husband Got Her Mother Pregnant. by emprorfk(m): 8:03am On Feb 12, 2021 |
there's some sins that you intentionally commit in other to avoid more catastrophic occurrence or suicide attempt...the pregnant is still young....she abort....they keep it as a secret...the wife walk away as if nothing happen...the woman ask for God forgiveness because she just murder...and the husband marry abother person.. |
Romance / Re: Please What's Your Advice For Her...her Husband Got Her Mother Pregnant. by emprorfk(m): 7:51am On Feb 12, 2021 |
Shokoloko: if she leave the pregnancy..How will she explain it to her husband(her daughter father)..what will the people be saying.. |
Romance / Re: Please What's Your Advice For Her...her Husband Got Her Mother Pregnant. by emprorfk(m): 7:47am On Feb 12, 2021 |
tchidi066: why is only the man at fault here...what about the mother.... since is not a rape..what judgment will you give the woman also.. |
Romance / Re: Please What's Your Advice For Her...her Husband Got Her Mother Pregnant. by emprorfk(m): 11:36pm On Feb 11, 2021 |
Romance / Re: Please What's Your Advice For Her...her Husband Got Her Mother Pregnant. by emprorfk(m): 11:32pm On Feb 11, 2021 |
Brian47: Mehn this is deep...I will answer this like if I was in the shoes.. The thing is,I will just forgive them both even thou it hard.. But the closeness between I and my mom cant be again,I and my husband will file a divorce... About my mom pregnancy the choice is hers .. If she want to and if she doesn't want to her choice... But I will make sure am far away from both of them... Cause it a wound that can never heal |
Romance / Re: Please What's Your Advice For Her...her Husband Got Her Mother Pregnant. by emprorfk(m): 11:31pm On Feb 11, 2021 |
very simple... keep it to yourself... dont tell anyone but only God and ur pastor or Alfa... your mother will always be your mother....forgive and forget... the marriage is still new and is bless with a baby already. .... you can walk away if u dont want the baby to have fatherly care... .....stay to works tins out...give it another chance..you are too young to be living a single mothers life.... Loneliness kills more that covid19.... and if you decide to start over with another person...do u know wat he is capable of doing.... this is your battles...is either you run away from it or fight it and win... thank God .....dey have already conclude on abortion..... the choice is yours... actually der is no new tins under the heaven again.... |
Romance / Re: Please What's Your Advice For Her...her Husband Got Her Mother Pregnant. by emprorfk(m): 10:32pm On Feb 11, 2021 |
pharmagba: what is now the fate of the marriage... still continue or walk away.. |
Romance / Re: Please What's Your Advice For Her...her Husband Got Her Mother Pregnant. by emprorfk(m): 10:31pm On Feb 11, 2021 |
angelfallz: Hmmm....so they should leave d pregnancy...how will she tell her daughter father at home...dont forget that she came to her daughter house to help her take care of baby....now she is pregnant for her daughter husband.... how is she goong to explain dis.... |
Politics / Re: Soyinka: Herdsmen Cows Invaded My Home, Police Lied. There'll Be Suya Feast Next by emprorfk(m): 10:27pm On Feb 11, 2021 |
Romance / Re: Please What's Your Advice For Her...her Husband Got Her Mother Pregnant. by emprorfk(m): 10:25pm On Feb 11, 2021 |
[quote author=HopeVictor post=98973680]Allow her to abort the baby na..the mistake has happened the only solution is abortion.no need for your dad to know but next time make she no come for omugwo.. what is now the fate of the marriage... still continue or walk away.. |
Romance / Please What's Your Advice For Her...her Husband Got Her Mother Pregnant. by emprorfk(m): 7:28pm On Feb 11, 2021 |
*Pls what's your advice for her* Please I need advice from my fellow members. I'm a young girl of 22 years old, I got married on January 2019, by God's grace I gave birth on March 2020. My mum who is in her early 40s, though still looks very young and vibrant came for Omugwo as supposed. After about 2 month and 2 weeks, she was suppose to go back to the village, my hubby suggested she should stay at least another one month since there was lock down, I hurriedly accepted not knowing that everything has its own reason. Since last week, my mum has been sick, I personally thought it was malaria, I bought malaria drugs for her to no avail, so I decided to take her to the hospital, after several tests, it was found out that my mother is four weeks pregnant. Terrible! Not just being pregnant but my hubby is responsible for the pregnancy. I became absolutely mad. They are pleading for me to keep it secret, so that she will abort the baby before going to meet my daddy at village. What should I do? Should I tell my Dad? Should I quit the marriage? Can I ever forgive both of them? My heart is bursting into pieces. Please help, what do you have to say?? 1 Like |
Religion / Re: Top 10 Nigerian Pentecostal Churches With The Best Choir/Music Department by emprorfk(m): 12:40am On Feb 08, 2021 |
darhray: good for you.... |
Nairaland / General / See What I Did To My SS1 Mathematics Teacher Today by emprorfk(m): 10:32pm On Jan 15, 2021 |
I saw my SS1 Mathematics teacher today. We greeted and he asked for directions to GT Bank. I told him to make a 360° turn and walk for like 1.8m, then find the coefficient of X using Pythagoras theorem and round it up to the nearest tens. He will see a big pharmacy which is perpendicular to his right, then make an obtuse angle turn, he'll see the bank at a distance of about the logarithm of 7 and using four figure table to find the Anti- log. Let him feel what I felt when I was in school. I heard on the radio he's missing...the man Never see Anything, life na turn by turn..�♂️�♂️�♂️ |
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