₦airaland Forum

slimthugchimee:
helicopter..
drone

dat stil get wing and tall oooo

allybee:
my mother's slippers

. Na parasute or it get nitro

Jaconja:
Define fly

. What goes up in the sky without wing

Wat goes up in d sky without wing

Yo! Nairalanded it’s another day to make your brain busy. You’ve been killing it since, now let’s kill this again. What Flies Without Wings? Jesus is example....add ur own

Holy Toasting...! Boy: do you have a boyfriend? Girl: No. I don’t want a boyfriend. Boy: Genesis 2:18 “The Lord God said, ‘It is not good for the man to be alone. I will make a helper suitable for him’.” Girl: But I don’t love you. Boy: 1 John 4:8 "Whoever does not love, does not know God, because God is love.” Girl: So how do I discern that your words are true? Boy: Matthew 12:34b “For the mouth speaks what the heart is full of." Girl: But how can I be sure that you are faithful and honest? Boy: Mark 13:31 “Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will never pass away." Girl: But why me? There are so many girls out there. Boy: Proverbs 31:29 “Many women do noble things, but you surpass them all!” Girl: But what do you see in me, that makes you love me? Boy: Song of Songs 4:7 " You are altogether beautiful, my darling; there is no flaw in you." Girl: But really, I’m not that beautiful … you’re exaggerating. Boy: Proverbs 31:30 “Charm is deceptive, and beauty is fleeting; but a woman who fears the Lord is to be praised.” Girl: What will happen if I say yes? Boy: Genesis 2:24 “That is why a man leaves his father and mother and is united to his wife, and they become one flesh." Girl: How is it that you know so many Scriptures? Boy: Joshua 1:8 “Keep this Book of the Law always on your lips; meditate on it day and night, so that you may be careful to do everything written in it. Then you will be prosperous and successful. " Girl: Wooow, I can see you really love God. Boy: Psalm 34:8 “Taste and see that the Lord is good; blessed is the one who takes refuge in Him!” Girl: Hmmm. Ok please just give me some time to think about this. Boy: Philippians 4:8 "Finally, brothers and sisters, whatever is true, whatever is noble, whatever is right, whatever is pure, whatever is lovely, whatever is admirable—if anything is excellent or praiseworthy th ink about such things." Girl: owwww I love you already Boy: Revelations 22:21b "Amen."

Pls i want to ask a question... Why do Nigerians like saying things twice?? e.g. Magomago, CryCry, FolloFollo, YamaYama, PuffPuff, ChinChin, Kulikuli, WakaWaka, Moimoi, Jedijedi, Sharpsharp, Yoriyori, Gbomogbomo, Mumu, Truetrue, Lielie Borrowborrow, Lailai, Fearfear, Touchtouch, Talktalk, Holyholy, Jigijigi, Jagajaga, Kiakia, Mazamaza, Scatterscatter, Potopoto, Kabukabu, looklook, Wuruwuru, Palapala, Worryworry.....I know u'll send dis 2somebody: CopyCopy... byebye... sendsend! U can add ur own

The late king of my community had ten wild
dogs. He used them to torture and eat any of his servants who made a mistake. One of the
servants gave an opinion which was wrong, and the king didn’t like it at all. So he ordered that the servant be thrown to the dogs.
The servant said, “I served you for ten years, and you do this to me? Please give me ten days before throwing me to those dogs!”
The king agreed. In those ten days, the servant went to the guard who looks after the dogs and told him he would like to serve the dogs for the next ten days. The guard was baffled but agreed, and the servant started feeding the dogs, cleaning for them, bathing them, and providing all sorts of comfort for them. When the ten days were over, the king ordered that the servant be thrown to the dogs for his punishment. When he was thrown in, we were all amazed to see the ravenous dogs only licking the feet of the servant!
The king, baffled at what he was seeing, said,
”What has happened to my dogs?”
The servant replied, "I served the dogs for only
ten days, and they didn’t forget my service. Yet I served you for a whole ten years and you forgot all, at my first mistake!"
The king realised his mistake and ordered the
servant to be set free.
This post is a message to all those who forget
the good things a person did for them as soon as the person makes a mistake towards them. Don’t put out the history that is filled with good because of a mistake you don’t like.
Hope I made sense?

Na only d one dat de obasanjo farm de count

IF AND IF ,THANK HIM
* If u av food in ur fridge and store,clothes on ur body,a roof on ur head and a place to
sleep........then u ar richer dan 75%of the entire world.
*if u av a little change "money" in ur wallet and u can go any where u want.....then u ar among d top 18% of the world richest people.
*if u ar alive 2day with more health dan
illness.....den u are more blessed dan millions of people who will not survive dis week,month and the rest of dis year.
*if u can actually read "dis" and understand
it........den u are fortunate dan 3million people in the world, who cannot see,read,lack opportunity or suffer mental retard.
*Life is not about complaining of pain and sorrow. its about a thousand other reason to thank ur creator

bcardastro:
hahaha, the good old days, if I die today I'm happy how my life turned out.

. looking back on the tears would make you laugh but I never knew that
looking back on the laughs would
bring tears. Thank God 4 ur life

OYA SWEAR SAY U NEVA DO ANY OF THIS
1.- if u didn't kill earthworm with salt.
2.- if u didn't play rubber band.
3.- if u neva bath in the rain.
4.- if nobody told u about india vs nigeria 99-1
5.- if u did not sleep on the couch and wake up on the bed.
6.- if u didn't throw ur milk teeth on the roof for lizards to take it and give you new ones.
7.- if u don't just wash your legs n hands instead of bathing before going to school.
8.- if u didn't act film inside uncompleted building or under bed with friends.
9.- if u have never flew a kite.
10.- if u didn't use your two legs to build houses with sands.
11.- if u never write your name on a paper and insert it into your pen so that no one will steal it.
12.- if didn't close the fridge door really slowly and see when the light went off.
13.- if u neva wave at white birds expecting your nails to be whiter.
14.- if u didn't heard of ghost that stay under mango trees at night.
15.- if u never drive a single car tyre with stick and call it a car.
16.- if u never mix garri and sugar in ur pocket and eat while walking on the street.
17. if u never did mama n papa play e.g cooking leaf and sand without fire.
18.- if u didn't play table soccer with bottle cover.
........then i guess ur childhood was not fun!
Oya choose the one you do....
....Do you knw it is not jangilova epo motor? it is JINGLE OVER LIKE A MOTOR! i bet u don't knw. don't be shy. i don't knw either until i grew up.
....am sure 99.9% of Nigerian Adults don't knw dat nursery rhyme "sandalili sandalili" is actually "standard living standard living" i knw u are singing it now again, smiles...
***Confess u are guilty? hahahahaha! keep sharing d fun and laugh it off.
***%Don't break dis chain share it to all ur skul n playing mate 2 remind dem of their childhood memories...