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If you like off phone for 2 months, when you ready, na that your friend phone I go use call you o.

Dishes were poorly presented or terribly prepared.

It depends; under 25 - for love. Over 25 - who is ready… 30 and above - who is willing

This one she wear long gown, e be like say she Dey go evangelize

ChybuzzDD:
There's nothing like miracle.
If it's not by your effort, it's by someone else effort or by chance & time(even the Bible talks about time and chance deciding things).

The fact that i successfully passed through a particular spot, and a minute later, a tree falls on the next guy that tried to pass, doesn't make it a miracle on my own part.
It simply means i wasn't at that particular place at that particular time.
If i were there at that particular time like the other guy, i would face the same fate.
Miracle would mean that the tree got suspended on the air and remained there until i successfully passed before it would then complete its fall.

You just validated the post

Tuface don successfully produce motivational speaker.

Mentioning Mele Kyari and “millions of Naira” in the same sentence is the biggest insult here. The man would be terribly disappointed.

You have not even scratched the surface. Stop playing about, you know who to go after! Miscreants!

Who is that paid actor forcing tears? I for like attend this funeral, for comic relief purely

They’ve finally released Jibrin to go on and live his life after a job well done.

Oil don touch this one mouth.

My Africa My Africa! Na our problem be this o, we too overdo. City boy is watching!

Reno has taken over from FFK to be the class clown.

No fear put price, we no go laugh… na my colour be this.

Thank God for quarrel and suspension o… I’m sure she’ll do more before this crisis finally ends

We don begin import OK from India May God help us all

STORY! Let Obi step down for Atiku after one tenure.

ELV Policy: Another Good Idea Set to Hurt the Poor?

The Federal Government’s plan to crush abandoned vehicles under the End-of-Life Vehicle (ELV) Recycling Regulation may sound great on paper—₦60 billion boost, 40,000 jobs—but in corrupt Nigeria, it could spell disaster for the common man.

Corruption Risk: Officials will definitely use this as an excuse to harass, extort, and seize vehicles that aren’t truly abandoned.

Hurts the Poor: Most Nigerians drive old cars out of necessity. This policy could rob them of their livelihood, especially commercial drivers.

Crony Capture: Jobs and recycling contracts will likely go to political allies, not everyday Nigerians.

No Infrastructure: With no proper systems in place, enforcement will be arbitrary and unfair.

Fake Incentives: Promised rewards for voluntary compliance will never reach the poor, only the connected.

In reality, this policy could end up crushing more lives than cars. Without safeguards, it’s the poor who will pay the price.

This would have come in handy 10 years ago, now, not so much.

Was it gifted to you with the box? Abcdefghijklmn

Who would have thought Wike would be the death of PDP? And there’s absolutely no one to challenge him.

That young man no hold joke at all. Filling-in all the blank spaces

Toymax88:
The discharge summary was given after HEMORRHOIDECTOMY? I NEVER had surgery on anal fissure.

I was placed on SIT BATH, it healed but now suffering from a RELAPSE. I have started SIT BATH with IODIZED SALT again

I was told to adhere strictly to the SIT BATH, that the hemorrhoidectomy can not be performed twice to avoid FEACAL INCONTINENCE

Could you please take your time to read it again.
Regards

Toymax88:
@ the bolded, Does that mean I may likely undergo another surgery known as SPHINCTEROTOMY?

Yes, based on the discharge summary, it is likely that the patient will undergo surgery. The document indicates that the patient is scheduled for a lateral internal sphincterotomy and hemorrhoidectomy to address the chronic anal fissure and hemorrhoids, with the procedure rescheduled for a future date following the follow-up appointment. The stability noted at discharge and the planned surgical intervention suggest that surgery is the intended next step, pending the consultant’s assessment during the follow-up.

The discharge summary pertains to a 36-year-old man admitted for chronic anal fissure and hemorrhoids, conditions causing significant discomfort due to a persistent tear in the anus lining from hard stools or straining and swollen rectal veins from chronic constipation or prolonged sitting, respectively, with symptoms including pain, bleeding, and potential prolapse. He is currently stable and fit for discharge, with a planned surgical intervention—lateral internal sphincterotomy to reduce sphincter pressure and promote fissure healing (effective in over 90% of cases but with a 1-5% risk of minor incontinence) and hemorrhoidectomy to remove severe hemorrhoids (via open or closed techniques, with a 2-4 week recovery)—rescheduled after a follow-up appointment set for July 2, 2020 (noting a possible date error given the current time of 04:16 AM WAT on Monday, June 30, 2025, suggesting an archival document). No discharge medications or unresolved problems are listed, and the report, signed by an intern and consultant Dr. Uchegbu, advises obtaining a discharge summary printout for the patient’s records and billing, with post-operative care likely focusing on diet and hygiene to support recovery and prevent recurrence.

The owner has gone to reconcile and collect. I was really wondering the business of importance we have with St. Lucia.

If you don marry, you go know say this one no be issue.

Terribly light combination. This would even excite the old crook.

Please post pictures of the tractor, and other related implements.