Better pikin.

What exactly is "breaking" about it?

Throwback:


Maybe he meant DSS employees who are Igbo?




A certain narcissistic mad man once promised to make Nigeria worse than Somalia. He also reminded his zombified disciples to burn down the zoo if they hear that he has been re-arrested due to his ongoing trial.

Now just a few years later, his region is competing with Somalia as a failed society without order and ridden with all manner of crime, while same region has become the zoo that is being burnt by those he put under oath.

All who were parroting his propaganda and threats are now begging Nigeria and Buhari to rescue them from a self-inflicted terrorism. They have suddenly forgotten that Buhari is dead and the President is Jubril al Sudani. They have forgotten that the Queen of England wrote a condolence letter.

Immortal clowns!

The ones who we wrongly thought possessed sound education to counter the hatred and misinformation, stayed quiet and even joined to chorus the insanities that were peddled by IPOB. If they were not busy analysing pictures, they would be demanding for Buhari to remove his cap, or asking the whereabout of Osinbajo.

Now that they are tired of their own propaganda and conspiracy theories which included blaming the DSS, they have now wisened up after personal and tragic interactions with the terrorists who look and speak like them.

They have now become the "Unity Beggers" knowing that they are disposable victims to satisfy a mad man's desire to command loyalty and criminally usurp power that he is not willing to pursue democratically.

apt.

At 29 you shouldn't be rushing into marriage na, you're still a small boy.... Wait till you're 50.

Based on the principle of "you scratch my back, I scratch yours", this isn't fair to Tinubu.

I said it the other day that I might just rescue this Cuppy girl... And people were asking "from what?".... E don clear now.

The Fellowship of The "Old Mama Youngies".
They're still manageable Sha. As for Rita, congratulations to her and that young man she's about to enslave.

Modified:
As for the Late Night News below, don't be so pained. I can understand your frustrations wasting your youth looking for gold to dig and failing woefully... There'll always be a 60 or perhaps a 70 year old man who would find your Sahara kpekus and excessively wrecked olympus quite refreshing... Just be patient and keep searching.

This boy waste time, we for don born 4 by now.

Shouldn't be more than a page if you bloody hell expect anyone to actually read it.

waste of a bodyguard.

Well, she seemed happy.

Dorwadora:
Thank you ma..... That's what I've been thinking too.... There are still good people. But seriously ma I'm always scared whenever I'm at the house... Even right now I've opened the whole door incase I need to escape any danger. I'm sitting outside the veranda with a kitchen knife beside me... Because I don't want my story to end as raped then strangled

Silly me, and I thought it was all real. Take this story to Fiction and Tales by Moonlight.

Dorwadora:
Of course my instincts are against the whole thing, that's why I want people's opinion. And also a way to stop the whole cooking thing without losing the job.

I'm certain you know how this would end.... Because you've played, and replayed it all in your head.

So you're saying your conscience didn't warn you? Remember to tell us when you open leg too o, 'cause by your admission, you can't say NO.

Oga with all due respect... SHUT UP!

I Tip My Hat to You Boris, One Legend to Another.

Use-and-Dump.

My only solution to this Maguire's madness is to make him a stay-at-home player... Till his contract expires.

Mandate2023:


Ode

"Ode to Joy" - Symphony No. 9.

Romans 9:16 (NIV)
It does not, therefore, depend on human desire or effort, but on God’s mercy.

Waste of visit.

If you like, release his se.x tape... Tinubu has already peaked in life, it's downward spiral from here.

This is brave ... Biden visit from far.

I honestly find stories like this difficult to believe.
Did she get married to a mad man?
Good thing she had people to confide in and tell stories of how mean her husband was to her, but did she manage to mention why? And give a better reason why she insisted on staying in an abusive marriage besides the excuse of "what people would say"?

I've been married long enough to know that women lie a lot, they tell stories to harvest pity from people and demonize their husbands yet remain in those so-called abusive marriages.

Thank you.

Eat or be Eaten... There's no crime in that.

They will always drag you to their level if you let them.

Simon Ekpa should come to Nigeria and open his dirty mouth! Coward!

Abeg Who represent Nigeria?

Brethren pray o! Women like this should be avoided at all cost.

Iyaebe:
Marlot

See dem! Colleagues