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FamilyRe: What’s The Weirdest Thing A Visitor Has Done In Your House/home? by emptytoothpaste: 9:24pm On Feb 03, 2020
There's this friend I have that is very artistic. He had an interview here, so he called and asked permission to stay with me for a week, As a gee helping another struggling gee, I responded, "no wahala, dey as long as u wan dey, no shaking, feel at home".

I went out about my normal hustle the next day as usual, came back home, dey parlour small. As I say make I enter room, this my guy don carry oil paint (that type wey no dey clean), and painted one kain evil spirit looking painting on my bedroom wall.

Now, anytime I enter my room, I must shout "Blood of Jesus!".
Music/RadioThis Particular Trap Music; The Future Of Nigerian Music by emptytoothpaste(op): 8:30pm On Jan 31, 2020
Going through Audiomack (as I usually do in my free time, as a music afficionado), I stumbled across a relatively unknown naija artiste doing trap-street music. It was refreshing!! I strongly believe this genre to be the next big ish in the slowly-deteriorating naija music scene. Enjoy!

https://audiomack.com/song/valentino-52/boss-1

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RomanceRe: My Wife Has Refuses To Have Sex With Me For 6 Months Now - What Should I Do? by emptytoothpaste:
Boss, for the next 2 months, do this experiment. Start coming back home 1 or 2 hours later than you normally come back. Always enter your house with a big smile on your face, greet your wife well and be radiant around her, smile well. Then do every other thing you have been advised here already, share in house chores if you like, massage her, tell her sweet nothings etc

But don't ask your wife for sex during this experimental period. Inshort, if she comes to touch you, gently tell her you're not in the mood.

Right now she has all the power because na you dey always go dey beg am to put just the tip. Take that power away from her.

Bottomline is, send her mixed signals, let her be confused by your actions, It will intrigue her and she will second-guess herself.

If all these things no work after 2 months, find one confirmed coded side-chic, nack am wella, be discreet and use condoms.

We, the Council of Men, agree that you have tried, 6 months is not beans, body is not firewood!

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