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18... If U got something else, sorry the internet is not for you... go n learn your maths well before coming here to chyke a girl... nawa ooo. and more than 95% failed it lol

seriously? this is why Westerners still think we need colonization... I know a boy who has built even a small tractor yet he wasn't noticed and soonest she. I have my blog, I will go round to look out for these ones, special talents and not some educated guys...
well, they tried, blame it on the bad and poor educational system in Nigeria... they couldn't have done better but they could

Love is a story people tell at times, yet it's imperfections is claimed to be perfect. Makes me hate love stories...

A broke guy asks a girl out and she refuses, only to accept him when he got rich so full of wealth- asking her, she claimed it was love whereas the guy thinks she's a LovePeddler who hops from bed to bed for money...
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How do people really work that thing 'Love' out at times? I know feelings come and go, what then remains?... For example, I know a guy who begged heavens to help him get one fine lady, who later became his wife. Not long in their marriage. he has learnt how to repair her face with punches after each argument...

Feelings- that thing that stirs up in you when you see someone you fancy for a particular thing... But how it pushes you to marry one person out of the millions in the world, I really don't kow how that works and I am not interested yet until I am licensed to cross that bridge.

My concern is- why the hate in a marriage built on a foundation of love??
Why do people get bored with their partner??
What changed? Who changed?? What caused the asunder? WHY and how did it happen?? How can it be avoided

Some wives make their husbands a topic of discussion with their friends and some husbands return the favour by killing their wives name in public especially in the bar ?? Why??
What makes divorce inevitable?? Is there no time that the boundary of marriage is crossed for one to religiously and peacefully quit without eternal consequence(s)??

A man is polygamous in nature and of cousrse nature has always sided men despite these women right issues prevailing... So what happens to the woman?? I bet she has 'Slut' attached to her name if she dares... Not supporting any though...

Ahem! Why is so much priority attached to sex that it can make people kill each other? break families! destroy relationships! I am actually talking about it's side effect or the negative aspect ...

I have been disturbed about this because everything about all this nonsense stems from the interaction between a man's centre and that of a woman. It's a big topic all over the world and people go crazy about it like it's the most important aspect of humanity! And to that I put up this question, what are we ( humans) here for?? Setting procreation aside (in the aspect of giving birth to fellow humans)!
Why is sex getting all that attention?
Who is a virgin here?? And you'll see all eyes rolling...
I think the more emphasis we put on it, the more people , the young( am not left out) especially are pushed to know it's fullness...

For example I went to collect keys from a friend and I waited as he was inside the hall being used for a programme, I was outside while the programme was going on, and the preacher made an altar call to all virgins in the house and asked them to come out! He said, if you have masturbated, you are not included and then he said God will bless the vrgins for keepng their virginity and said a lot of things, and made special prayers for them...

I wondered if God's going to purnish the rest... I wondered if God asked him to give special prayers to those who have not, or yet to or will later! What I observed was that all eyes were opened even while he- the preacher ordered that everyone should shut the doors to their eyes, lol... They were trying to see who was and who was not qualified for the blessing...

Don't get me wrong here, am still on the path dealing with the too much important placed on it that people forget about other important things about life... For example, someone can preach hell into the life of anther who fornicated while he- the preacher is an unrepentant liar...

Feelings come and go- you find out what remains especially when things grow cold. Only pray that your memorable past be not better than your present, but if in reality it is, fix it if you can, if you can't keep trying, you might get lucky...

Also, sex is not the most important part of the human life, keeping the mind busy can keep the young mind away from it and it's consequences. Idleness begets a lot of idle thing of which sex , pornography and other things like it are part of... Like it or not, it is always a topic, just get bsy and you'd think less of it.

Finally, I have come to understand that I really hate love stories , but no matter how resentful I am about it, I know I'd be glad not only to hear one true one, but to experience one that has a 'happily ever afer' ending.
Lest I forget, I am a product of one good one and am still telling my mama's story... Family pet ni, isn't that love lol,,, crazy me I know.

‪#‎Am‬ being honest

I have an issue with the organizers of the UTME... Prof. Dibu Ojerinde is not doing a good job... Yes I must say it.
I wrote JAMB years back and I scored well. I wonder what happened to JAMBITES when the above entered office.
For example, Nigeria lacks the facilities for CBT, yet he imposed it on all those writing UTME.
As if that's not enough, some people are being posted to places they've never been before and the time for their exam is 6am... And I ask Prof. Dibu, have you ever written any exam in your life by 6am??


I have a problem with people who think humans have turned to machines simply because we have more advanced technology in the 21st century...

UTME is not organized, I repeat UTME is not organized and you cannot tell me Nigerians became dullards overnight, because Prof. Dibu is in power.
See how the politics was played, last year those that wrote through CBT did better than those that did not, how on earth am I supposed to believe that??
Now, some persons are writing exams at a time when witches and wizards are meant to return from their meeting place...

Someone should help me ask Mr. Dibu if any of his children or family relative has written any exam by that time?? Power intoxicates really and decisions can be very delicate, a man of high standing in the society ought to understand that.

Some JAMBITES are yet to receive their print out... and some have miles to travel to places where they have nobody, yet some have exams by 6am...

‪#‎Fix‬ what's broken and don't break it to pieces the more

Well, I don't want to start a serious argument. When I have your time @op, I will personally tak you for a ride this. But let me just drop something you should take to heart. (coughs)... On that day, the only thing you are going to see is figures with a very big gap, up to 24million and you won't be able to argue it... You know why Because GEJ won despite all the plan of the north to ensure that GEJ's success is not seen.

Of course they succeeded in getting you cluelessness about the situation on ground. Might I remind you that the Almajiri system is the work of the North?? It's simple, GEJ is a gentleman and I think you haven't had a better president. You will know that much later. If he said, wipe of every one involved in the boko haram issue, I tell you that most of the northern political elites will not see this day... 'war against indiscipline ' right Please go and read Prof Soyinka's write-up on Buhari. If you have not been there, you talk without facts and display how clueless you are. If Buhari is so good as you claim, I swear I would have campaigned for him if he has suggested to the present government on how to tackle the boko haram menace, rather he would use it as a political strategy to make a lot of noise. My anger against GEJ is that he tolerates everybody's shit. Simply because he is a gentleman.

Tell me, when Buhari was in power, how many people did he send to Jail. War against indiscipline my foot. Go and read history or ask, or better still, read Wole Soyinka's essay on Buhari...

Nigeria has witnessed a lot progress economically. Power has improved and there are other too many development like building roads and schools especially in the north. These Northern elites that cannot deny it. They can only deceive the poor ones..


Nigeria is one country filled with daft people who have eyes and yet tell themselves that the obvious is not true, waiting to watch it in the movies...

Go and study history of the strong western countries. America as a country had a lot of internal strives and during the time of Abraham Lincoln, it was much and he was accused and people said he was the worst president then, but now he is one of the most celebrated and best president America ever had...
Have you ever asked this question ...
If APC ever had the intended interest of the Nation at hand as good patriots, why havent they suggested methods of tackling terrorism instead of using it as a political strategy ?
Think and think again. Stop being myopic...

Its just politics and Buhari said it before that if he doesn't win, Nigeria will be a blood bath and I ask you, is that the kinda man you want as a president
Am yet to see how effective his war against indiscipline was during his time

Well, I don't want to start a serious argument. When I have your time @op, I will personally tak you for a ride this. But let me just drop

Well, I don't want to start a serious argument. When I have your time @op, I will personally tak you for a ride this. But let me just drop

Well, I don't want to start a serious argument. When I have your time @op, I will personally tak you for a ride this. But let me just drop

Well, I don't want to start a serious argument. When I have your time @op, I will personally tak you for a ride this. But let me just drop

Well, I don't want to start a serious argument. When I have your time @op, I will personally tak you for a ride this. But let me just drop

Whether you people like it or not, GEJ is still gonna win next year. We re are only gonna see figures that day. You wait and see! Buhari and his friends promised that Nigeria experience a blood bath right That's what am waiting for... Tongues out. Hahahahaha

oduastates:
This is the definition of Cluelessness.
There are certain intuitive skill that can never be taught in the classroom .
You simply pick them up as you grow up to become a refined and well rounded person.
This particular fisherman is lost at sea.
When you are on top of the issues, advise are never contradictory.
They are either right or wrong.
When those issues are murky or complicated, you methodologically break them into little pieces to understand those problems.
When someone consistently gives the wrong advise, he should be shown the door.
For instance , nobody needs an incompetent iweala to bamboozle them with Neo-liberal economic PR speak to know that a substantial chunk of the country's income and budget should have been going towards increasing and improving power infrastructure.
You do not need those advise to know that dangote is making so much money that he does not need a waiver from iweala.
Only common sense is needed to know that you do not turn your country into a dumping ground for rubbish products from other countries.
With the likes of anenih, omokri , okupe, wike,orurebe, uba, iweala ,bode George, buruji , Marilyn Ogar,Edwin Clarke, abati in his inner circle, what you get is the JAPANjantis of cluelessness in aso Rock.

. Would have applauded you if you wrote without bias. Truth be told, it's not easy. The man is a gentleman and I bet that if he killed people like anyhow, U would call

iammodel:
Crack your ribs


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4z8XZLqIMmw

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Dude U re a clown for life... Instead of teaching the boy, U making fun of him, chai. God will catch U

Funny eh, I saw a pic on instagram, sorry I don't have it now but I will look for it...

Am not a regular here though but I'd try to be because it's kinda fun to be here, the best naija site ever. Kudos to Oluwaseun...

Alright, lemme begin by saying that love based on conditions can't be absolutely wrong or right, either way, not all condition favours at times.

Straight to the matter for discourse,

I saw a pic posted on instagram and the lady was like, 'she quits her man because shez PDP to the core and her man is a full blooded APC die-hard fan, say fanatic if I am excused. And he doesn't like her posting stuffs about PDP, like he really wants her to post for APC. So he gets mad if she doesn't post for APC and says nice stuffs about PDP. Then one day, he suddenly threatens her that their relationship might not survive if she keeps up with her romance with PDP, lol. Funny enough, she took to twitter, and told him that she is disengaging him first before he dares it knowing he would see it...

Now, who is right? The question I want you to answer and do you think that it's a good-enough reason for a break-up

ekeroyal:
It's been a wave of interesting responses, have had some good laugh from most posts. Especially "idonbilivit", "sow a seed", "France sh*t", etc.

Honestly, safe for the unnecessary hardship that has enveloped Nigeria, brought about by some political cabal, Nigerians would have been better than they are. I can see there is likely a sign of light at the end of the tunnel.

This isn't to preach self-righteousness, but I can't remember stealing or picking anyone's stuff, no matter how attractive. Maybe I'm reaping some benefit.

As regards why my phone was returned, I'm not a religious fanatic. However, I think technology alone couldn't have returned my phone.





I hate telling people this, but you should think twice before making this kind of comments on nairaland. Was there any part of the initial post that was meant to tell you how wealthy or poor I was? When you don't know people and you hear their story, try not letting the little kid in you show itself. Try paying attention to the subject matter or just try to be jovial or you can read and move on. Stop jumping the gun and be a better Nigeria.

must you reply every comment It's obvious this dude doesn't have anything doing

. Leave him to his world

please friends, be patient with me, This is true and I have no reason to lie about it...
For now, I ve got another exam to write and 4wks is all av got to prepare or revise all av been studying and also perfect my skills. So please, be patient. my exam starts on October 13 n its for 2 weeks... But if this pressure gives me a space in time, I will tell the other parts of my sunlight that makes my world glow... Somehow, its the strength propelling me for greatness... Love affects us in ways even in our daily life activities nd true love actually is a part of Gods big plan for you and it helps you achieve those goals you forgot were part of your yesterday's dream...

Chanchit: Of cause I can take money on behalf of anybody, even my enemies, but bullet..! Maka why, I be Jesus Christ..? Mbanu, let mummy and daddy chop their bullet by themselves.

; Dhahahahahahahahahahahahaha, guy u dey vex oooo

Bros, emm you talk true shaa but abt some no too correct coz if a girl for example has a guy n she is punishing him for nothing and U say its courtship right Bros, advice ur sister to do that n watch her loose her Godsend... The list is long but I read all, some no too correct based on individual differences. Mind you, some men dont cry oooo, lolzz. Some guys do, but some others no go even blink...
About flirting, I hope u knw that some girls can push their guys to flirt.
I think life is simple when we avoid making trouble because you assume the other person will understand when u shud have made it even sweeter by looking for ways to make them happy...

Like, getting angry over nothing is a girls thing, very well understood when shez seeing her period because of the mood swings attached to painful periods n all that.

Buh if its always, then I know you re bored n that makes mr man bored too...

@op, I feel like commenting on each point raised here but seriously I dont know how you came about this but even if you copied it from somewhere , just know that you did a great job and my feet has joined my hands in clapping for you...Thumbs up man

101. Give her the story-book romance once in a while.
102. Don't just love each other, like each other too.
103. When a very attractive woman walks by, tell your girlfriend
that
she is ten times prettier.
104. Go for a drive together just to get lost.
105. Tell them what you like and don't like.
106. French kiss.
107. When you look into their eyes, look into their soul.
108. Walk up behind her and put you hands in her front pockets.
109. Make sacrifices for each other.
110. Do things like writing "I Love you" backwards so they have to
look in a mirror to read it.
111. When they aren't looking put a love letter in their pocket.
112. Take her hand and look into her eyes, gently kiss her cheek
and place her hand over your heart.
113. Fall asleep on the phone together.
114. Give her, her fairy tale.
115. Make up silly games for you and them to play.
116. Spread rose petals on the floor where they walk the most.
117. Surprise them with breakfast in bed.
118. Introduce them to your stuffed animals.
119. You and her are the only people in the world who matter...
turn the world off and just cuddle together.
120. Send them on a treasure hunt... you being the treasure.
121. Talk to her the way you would a colleague.
122. Kiss them for all the bad things that happened that day.
123. Lie in bed together and just talk.
124. Relax around them... they love who you are inside, not
outside.
125. Tell them why you love them.
126. Do one of the chores that they normally does.
127. Keep an open line of communication with each other.
128. Keep your relationship full of surprises.
129. Be affectionate to them. (Not sexual.)
130. Bathe each other.
131. Take showers together.
132. Write on each other using your fingers.
133. Write "I love you" in the sand/snow.
134. Announce to the world that you love her.
135. Never keep your feelings locked up... it hurts them when you
do.
136. Love everyone you meet, because that is the only way to really
live.
137. Never go to bed angry. (Always finish the fight.)
138. Sit and talk in your underwear.
139. Sit and talk naked.
140. Too much of a good thing can be bad. (Don't have only physical
relationships.)
141. You are her man... Prove it. (Don't do things that make you
look 12.)
142. Go swimming together.
143. Go skinny-dipping together.
144. Give them pedicures/manicures. (You don't have to use nail
polish.)
145. Hugs are the best medicine.
146. Tell them that you care about them and what they do.
147. Have fun together... you are friends.
148. Walk arm in arm.
149. Make a tape of romantic/classical music and give it to them.
150. Play Frisbee/Football together.
151. Find out what's special to them and do it.
152. Go to the concert that they have been wanting to go to forever
together.
153. Do things with each other's families.
154. NEVER EVER cheat on them. (Nobody deserves that.)
155. Laugh together.
156. Even if you both have lived in the town you do now... go
sightseeing.
157. Give each other pet names.
158. Give them sexy looks.
159. Respect them for who they are.
160. Give flowers/candy/poetry to them.
161. Trust them even if you have been burned before.
162. Always hold her around her waist.
163. Just listen when they had a bad day.
164. Just listen to them whatever the case may be.
165. Do projects together.
166. Talk... find out what makes them the way they are.
167. Go birdwatching together.
168. Help them wash their car.
169. When you look into they eyes, tell them how you feel deep down
and gently kiss their cheek.
170. Make them baked goods.
171. Help them with their homework.
172. Read romance novels to each other.
173. Sweep her off her feet.
174. The most cherished gifts are the ones that come from the heart,
not the wallet... make gifts for them.
175. Come up with major points about them using their name.
176. Three little words: Three little kisses. (between the eyes, on
the tip of the nose and the lips)
177. Put a note in her purse telling her to meet you somewhere
special for lunch.
178. Go to her apartment before she gets there and make it a haven
for love with dimmed lights, and rose petals on the floor leading
her in the direction of your "Love Nest" of a bedroom and make it a
night to remember.
179. Play silly games. (Like "Taste the Rainbow", "Buttons" or
anything you can think of)
180. Make your own private waterfall by sitting in the tub and
turning on the shower-head.
181. Wash them not in the shower/bathtub.
182. Don't wear underwear and let them find out.
183. Send them on a treasure hunt and have a picture of you in the
sexiest clothes that you have on as the prize.
184. Write a story about how you two met and fell in love and give
it to them.
185. Play truth or dare together.
186. Call her voice mail and give romantic instructions that must be
completed.
187. Give them a "For Your Eyes Only" striptease.
188. Kiss your love from the toes up... but when you get to the
head, don't kiss their lips until they are begging for it.
189. Play hard to get.
190. Offer to give a candlelight massage and listen to their day and
help them to totally relax.
191. Send her flowers but on the card, tell her to go a store where
there is a cute/seducing dress waiting for her and there have
another note telling her where to meet you for a night of pure
emotional bliss.
192. Very lightly push up her chin, look into her eyes, tell her
you love her, and kiss her lightly.
193. Dress each other.
194. UnCloth each other.
195. Dress your love for bed.
196. Hold her with hands inside the back of her shirt.
197. Makeout in the rain.
198. Kiss every part of their body.
199. Buy gifts for each other.
200. Find out what their favorite perfume/cologne is and wear it
whenever you are around them.





To be continued...

I know you love your mum but some people hate theirs. I know you hate your dad but some people cherish theirs.
I know you feel like killing your brother but is your lover or fiance better??
I know you have this sister thats just an angel but I bet you that some wish they never had.

What about your uncles, an enemy of progress I guess, lol! I love mine bro... to an extent lol but you have no idea n I am not telling...

What about the aunties, lolzz. some can be the witch u have seen face to face in broad daylight... well well, some can be good. When you were much younger, I bet that you never loved some of them, the wicked ones I mean but truth be told, some are angels...


Ever had a crazy cousin?? or a nice one? The type you can party with, the type that loves to relate with you in ways that could make their dates think you re flirt mates, lolzz. Really crazy I tell you. That kinda cousin that kisses your cheek in the public and call you all the sweet names and make other guys jealous and you be like, I love this cousin... And then the stubborn one or the type thats the big disgrace that you dont wanna be seen with, like when he is on milikwe street, you change your course and take a longer route to get to your destination.


Talking about mum and dad...
The girls will choose their dad and the boys will take a bullet for mum. However, there is a rule in nature that makes that possible. I cant remember that law now but if you do, please let me know.
Dad is only been nice to the girls because he loves ladies, Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. Crazy me right?? Yes I said it. So, when he is nicer to your sister than he is to you, just know that, he takes you as a man and because he wants you to be a better man, as an African parent, he enforces the law of respect and order into you by the rod and fire and brimstone if need be, lolzz. Men can be so mean to their sons at times and when they land on you eh, it will look as if African children are the world's most stubborn children, but on the otherhand, I think they re good at what they do.


Have you seen a mum repair her daughters moral tear before? ? Chai! Some women vex hot pass melted iron. I watched a woman, a correct African maleeh tighten her daughter's loose nuts and trust me pals, she was better than good. Although I cant tell if that nut stayed tightened because you know na, these girls of nowadays are turning into bitches and not into women, not all abeg because I know many fine girls wey be better pikins wey sabi the thing.... Corrupt minds, am talking about good girls, lolzz
African women dey do well anyways...

However, for some that dont have parents, please share with us whom you would take a bullet for in your family, we mean, the person you love without boundaries. ...


We want to know, I love my...

I know you think am heartless but for your life to be secured as well as that of your family and friends...


If you see any foreigner, a liberian, or from any of these Ebola-infested country, please tell him/her to wait and not move an inch, then get others informed, with stones in your hands, big ones I mean. Then pour fuel around that person. After that, call the Ebola-diagnosing team in our country and get that person tested, of positive, please get a sack that has zip, a big one that can contain a full human being, pack that person or people and deport them to their various countries... But if no other alternative, please send them to back anyhow because Nigerians are not in anyway loved by any of our black brothers let alone the westerners.


You will know them by their intonation, ot sounds way off that of the Nigerian accent, even if they claim to be ghanians, please send them to quarantine first. ..


Its draining us financially and their government I think is smuggling them to Nigeria, please stay informed or lost your life deformed forever...


Its not about fear, prevention has always been better than cure. Besides, Ebola kills about about 90 percent of its victims and we all gotta keep our ears on the ground and eyes should be open, dont sleep too much and forget that you have to breathe when you wake...

Nicepoker: go hug them and snap.

Dont say I am heartless but I think they should be shot or all of them should be locked up in a room without food for 2months if they test positive for EVD. Coz I think this act by these foreigners is intentional n they wan2 destroy our country. Beisides, its draining us financially. ..

urhoboman: Lol, hez just kidding, itz actually 100. Therez no continuation.

You think am joking right?? When you re done feeding on that, am gonna drop another hundred so U will be a better lover...

1001 WAYS TO SAY I LOVE YOU
1001 WAYS TO SAY I LOVE YOU
1. Travel more then one (1) hour out of town together.
2. Dance with or without music. (Always ask first, not only with
words)
3. Dance with her in public.
4. Dance in the rain. (Even in your best outfit)
5. Candles/Incense/Oils/Blacklight make for great cuddling/sex.
6. Sleep together. (Actually sleep, not sex)
7. Be a prince to her parents. (Brownie points)
8. Share a plate of spaghetti. (Ever see "Lady and the Tramp"?)
9. Give her roses or wildflowers. For no reason often.
10. Do the little things. (I.E., Pull out chairs, open doors, hold
hands....)
11. Notice when she does the little things.
12. Surprise her with dinner and dancing. (On dinner and a movie
date night)
13. Write sappy love letters/notes
14. Never, ever forget "holidays"! (The ones that the two of you
make up too)
15. Girls like guys who will listen to sappy love songs. (When
she's around, and without groaning)
16. Always ask them how their day was...and listen!
17. Say I love you to each other, at least once in every 24 hour
period.
18. Quote her favorite movie.
19. On "holidays" have her song played at least once...without her
having to tell you to.
20. Romantic/classical music and candles/fires make for great
cuddling.
21. Stargaze on a clear night. (New moons are the best times)
22. Find a nice secluded spot that is only yours.
23. Tell her you love her only when you mean it and make sure she
knows you mean it.
24. Write poetry/songs for each other.
25. Sing or play a musical instrument. (If you can)
26. Draw. (If you can)
27. Tell her she's beautiful, even in sweatpants and a tee-shirt.
(And mean it)
28. Be nice to her friends, but not too nice. (More brownie points)
29. Watch the sunset together.
30. Call from your vacation spot just to say hi.
31. Go 30 minutes out of your way just spend a few hours with her.
32. Order for her. (Ask her what she wants and then tell the
waiter/waitress for her)
33. Always appear to pay. (Even if it's Dutch)
34. Do things you have never done before with her.
35. Flirt in public. (Yes, that means holding hands)
36. PDA - Public Displays of Affection.
37. DON'T make her do anything she doesn't want to.
38. Let her lay on your lap and run your fingers through her hair.
(She would do it to you)
39. Always chase after her. (Especially after fights)
40. Touch her in a loving way. (Seduce her)
41. Have a candlelight dinner for two at least once a year.
42. Love yourself before you love anyone else.
43. Cook for each other.
44. Go on a twilight picnic.
45. Whisper sweet nothings.
46. Request/dedicate songs to each other.
47. Make memories together.
48. Let there never be a moment when you are not thinking about
them, and make sure they know that.
49. Buy her a ring.
50. Be there for the good and the bad times.
51. Walk her to her door.
52. Don't just tell her you love her, show her.
53. Spend all day with her doing nothing.
54. Go home and call her to talk about nothing.
55. Moonlit walks on the beach. (Lake or ocean...no difference)
56. Introduce them as your girlfriend or boyfriend to your friends.
57. Take her to a romantic movie and remember the parts she likes.
58. Find out her favorite flower and give it to her for her
birthday.
(No matter how difficult it is to find)
59. Know her favorite flower, color, number, animal, song (or
band)and movie.
60. Compliment her for no reason. (NEVER LIE she can tell)
61. Treat her the way she wants to be treated, not the way other
girls want to be treated.
62. When you say "I'm sorry" look them in the eyes.
63. In disagreements, fight fair. No name calling!
64. Don't let little mistakes become big mistakes.
65. Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
66. Never interrupt when you are being flattered.
67. Always close your eyes. Staring is rude.
68. Go on a carriage ride through the park.
69. You figure it out.
70. Share your deep dark secrets with each other.
71. Tell them your fantasies.
72. Make them feel important.
73. Lips were made for kissing. So were cheeks, hands, necks,
fingertips, shoulders, etc.
74. Go for a twilight horseback ride.
75. Never ever physically hurt her intentionally.
76. Sit on the floor at the movie theater.
77. Have your picture taken together.
78. Eat ice cream together.
79. Go to a museum together.
80. Talk to each other using only body language.
81. Send a silly/sappy card just because you were thinking about
them.
82. Give them space when they need it.
83. Carve your names into a tree/table.
84. Go for a walk at dusk together.
85. Send them a singing telegram.
86. Spend all night thinking of 1001 sweet things to do for them.
87. Hold them and gaze into there eyes and realize how much you
love them and tell them that.
88. Gently run your hand across their cheek and look in their eyes.
89. Blindfold them and take them somewhere romantic.
90. If you cannot feel their heartbeat, you are not close enough.
91. Go roller/ice skating together.
92. Give backrubs just because.
93. Everyone deserves a second chance. (Or third...)
94. When people put them down, defend them.
95. Don't have sex, make love.
96. Do anything to impress them.
97. ALWAYS be honest with them. (Even if you know it's gonna
hurt...it'll hurt more if you lie.)
98. Go hiking/camping together.
99. Give them stuffed animals just because.
100. Treat her like a princess.

To be continued...

Nsonaso: Do you have the summary copy of it?

Yes I do

merieam16: Dis @op guy is nt serious o,abi na so u dey chop half done beans

chai... lolzz, U wait, I go soon over feed you with the remaining one lol

PrincessB1: Come nd continue diz story.........dnt kip us waiting

Ohk ma, am here, just give me today or friday n I will put it down, but as part of the comments I think...

ivyy: You sound so immature

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, thats so sweet I must say. But dont blame me plz, I love this lady n if being a writer is what her love has turned me in2, then I think I am blessed. you see? There re people you cant replace becoz if others were irreplaceable eh, then another wouldn't be a better fit later. You know what? 'love makes you crazy b4 all but 2 U n ur lover, it makes a whole lot of sense'. The truth is, if you havent found love and the type that makes you do feel free to tell the world how grateful, n blessed U re to have this person, then it doesnt worth it, not even for a second. I wont libe forever but as long as my breathe carries me via grace, I wont hold anything back in loving this gift God gave me on a platter of gold. So, if U think am immature, well get ready coz am goin2 personally invite U when I wanna put a ring on that precious finger and maybe dedicate a book just to celebrate my wedding anniversary a year later, for now my diary has the details, lol.
You knw the kinda thing that makes a guy a gentleman to everybody not just to his woman, that kinda love that brings out a man in a man, lol. I wont pay back but plz frnd , try to see it from the good side first and be happy when others find joy coz thats the easiest way to find urs...

DAvIt0: where the storyteller at btw....
mehn this looks like a strictly #female following thread.

Brother, here I am. dont mind me for not replying, busy in a way buh trust me, am here now and this time, therez more.

rozzay: Eeeeh so is he searching for d babe first b4 knowing wat to tell us

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, let me laught like that plz, searching for her first? Nope, funny enough, she already pinned her comment and trust me, she has read this story and waiting for the part 2 and probably part 3, lolzz, Nollywood script 2014.
Title, I and my naija babyboo, lolzz

ohk, emmmmm, I am going to complete my little love story as part of the comment and I hope thats ohk by you all or what do you think?

justinlmj: u no know anything. ..madonna was a bad school then.they learnt from their mistakes and corrected it and now globally recognised. ..but ur futo which now looks like yaba left and outdated teaching facilities and skills is wat u call almighty. ..dont use thr pass to determine ones future..

funny dude, I should laugh at you. Am not even ibo in the first place neither is fUTO my scbool. Am I supposed to be applauding you for calling Madonna a school. Common! get off it. Ur college of health is just like a modified whack coz av been there. A modified secondary school. Am I supposed to be dancing when u dont even have a life different from that in ir sec school. Then, lets talk about the lecturers, am sure U dont wanna compare. The list is still incorrect.... anyways, opinion differs.

justinlmj: u no know anything. ..madonna was a bad school then.they learnt from their mistakes and corrected it and now globally recognised. ..but ur futo which now looks like yaba left and outdated teaching facilities and skills is wat u call almighty. ..dont use thr pass to determine ones future..

funny dude, I should laugh at you. Am not even ibo in the first place neither is fUTO my scbool. Am I supposed to be applauding you for calling Madonna a school. Common! get off it. Ur college of health is just like a modified whack coz av been there. A modified secondary school. Am I supposed to be dancing when u dont even have a life different from that in ir sec school. Then, lets talk about the lecturers, am sure U dont wanna compare. The list is still incorrect.... anyways, opinion differs.