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Seriously, this list is just nonsense. whats the source of ur info. It looks like u just compiled the list of Nigerian Universities from the UTME's brochure. Until you site ur source, this list remains invalid because in writing you cannot copy and paste another man's work without proper or worthy mentions of the original owners name. So my dear, wake up! Besides, how come Madonna is topping some Federal schools on that list and how come U placed the almighty FUTO at the 24th position. Sounds like crap from a lazy student. please write something interesting and if u dont have ideas, borrow or better sit toght n read other people's work of art here.
I read this list again and seriously, U no try coz any man with half a brain could see the emptiness and baseless facts U put here...

I habe a personal piano at home but I cant play beyond the elementary stuffs... I am actually a saxophonist but I want to learn how to play the piano, any help?

Hmmmm,
Seriously? I knew I was gonna be this crazy one day. However, I beg that you forgive
me for not sticking to Queen's way of putting it down.
Am just a guy from around the corner of this great nation. From the south actually. I
love adventures and trust me, am social but more jovial ...
Thats enough for the introduction. It started on a day I wont forget, but please forgive
me coz am not gonna put it here. I was in a relationship with a very cute girl, when I
mean cute, I'm talking about the diva-kinda beauty. Lucky me right? yessssss. I have
good eyes and though am not allergic to ugly people, its just that you wont find them
around me. Its not like am a drop-dead handsome guy, its just that I have love for my
unborn children and I want their mummy to be so cute so she could transfer some of
her great beauty-genes to them. Good thought right? You wait n I will tell u where that
leads.
How did I get this beautiful lady probably from heaven. Well, my I would say thanks to
God for my relationships so far. the past ones I mean coz if not for the breakups , I
am sure I wouldnt have found this Godsend.
I wont bore you with the details coz I think it will be unfair and a gross disrespect coz
I sure loved them when I was with them but I dont miss a thing now.
My falling point for a woman before now combined a lot of things, beauty first,
intelligence, friendliness and Godliness. You ve got to have the four before I can see u
as a person meant for reality. Well, one of the qualities I looked out for had something
added to it. Guess ?? Shez got to be light-skinned before being classy in her beauty.
I know what you re thinking but trust me, I was the judge of that, not you!
Well, it worked for me, I got them close, they were my fans and friends, lolzzz. Its not
like I ever dissed any dark skin, coz they ve always been my best n most reliable
friends and as a matter of fact, they make up 95 percent of my friends, lolzz. Dont ask
yet!
Am dark in complexion n from my paternal n maternal side, we are all dark-skinned
Afro people. So I felt like, it will be good to have them children looking light like their
mummy.
So, I told myself that all dark-skin are meant to be just friends and nothing else. As a
matter of fact I shunned so many love that tried growing. I killed many feelings and
broke some hearts especially that of a friend that I was with for years. I loved her
though n she showed hers without holding anything back but trust me, I killed it.
Then I entered into my first and then my second relationship. Trust me, they were good
people. Light-skinned damsels who were actually jewels but not my jewel. one thing
broke it, not like I never had the patience, or anything like it but I guess it didnt work
out and am glad because nobody felt cheated but it wasnt witbout hearts breaking,
mine twice. Dont pity me, lol.
Lemme end that part because its part of a book am writing. lemme point this out to
you and I think its good U understand it.
"THE FUTURE YOU HAVE WITH ONE LADY IS DIFFERENT FROM THE ONE YOU WILL HAVE
WITH ANOTHER".
Make no mistake about that, so choose wisely the person you are going to share your
times and moments with. The best thing you can ever give a person isnt money but
your time, your attention. Life is a space we have in time and if you share the
moments of your life with people who have no good role to play in your path to
destiny, then its better you were never here, let alone marrying them, AAAAAAAAAH,
na die be that na, lolzz.
Find a person that suits and understands your purpose. Love is a beautiful thing and
its always sweet, its a giver of strength if you find her.
That was just an abstract though, back to my little love story, I was emotionally
distabilized. My head was hot and the electric charges in my brain were running helter
skelter. Hmmm, I have felt this way many times but this time, I thought it would make
sense if I stopped existing because I couldnt deny the love I have for her. However, I
know love doesnt feel this way, it doesnt always keep you on standing on ur toes,
Nooooooooooooooooooooo, it even gives u a sit for u to rest ur back n a warm wash
of ur feet n then soft massage as she serves u a fruit juice to male U feel relaxed and
welcomed. That my dear, is love and it doesnt cost anything. Just your committed
heart.
My exams were close and I have failed some quizzes because of this same ship but I
couldnt just alight neither could I jump into the boundless ocean of flirting because ,
the whole of my emotional luggage was in this same ship. it was all that mattered to
me. God and my career came later, like much later. Silly right? yes! yes!!yesssss! !!
very silly but it sure had my brains n my balls.
The days have been numbered but I was just not in the mood for my professional exams
because a girl is my head.
Just then, I though of my mum. She was the best woman I have ever known. I knew at
once that she deserves some preferential love , so I made up my mind to pass the
exam for her, coz I was too dumb to think of myself.
Just then, my phone made sense to me. I entered Operamini, typed ,
www.nairaland.com and finally got myself registered on what I call 'The wonder site on
the net'.
My friend , that is where my love story began...
TO BE CONTINUED...

kalunomics: LAGOS — The police in Lagos State, yesterday, said they have arrested an 18-year-old boy, Ikechukwu Friday, who allegedly killed a 12-year-old girl for money ritual.
The suspect, who is currently being interrogated at the State Criminal Investigation Department, SCID, Panti, Yaba, was paraded before newsmen. According to him, a pastor he asked for money instructed him to kill a young girl and obtain her faeces. He said the pastor promised him N100,000 if he was able to accomplish the task. According to him, “I attend a popular church around Ketu Street, Aguda but I live with my parents in Badagry. I just finished secondary school and I have been very broke so I approached the pastor for money but he told me that I should strangulate a little girl. “He said when strangulating the girl, she would pass out faeces. The pastor said I should obtain the faeces and bring it to him. He said if I could do this, he would give me N100,000.
“So, on December 30, 2013, I approached a young girl, Bose Ogoja. Her mother sells food in Badagry and I usually patronise them, so she trusted me. I told the girl that I wanted to show her something and that she should follow me. So I took her to an abandoned NITEL building and locked the door. “I pressed her neck tightly and she passed out faeces.
I was, however, not able to get the faeces because I was caught before I could escape.” The suspect, an indigene of Onitsha, Anambra State, pleaded for mercy, adding that this was his first crime. State Police Public Relations Officer, Ngozi Braide, said the boy was arrested by neighbours in the area and handed over to the Badagry Police Division. Braide said the pastor, who allegedly gave the boy the instruction, had been arrested and was already cooperating with the police.
While displaying the gruesome picture of the slain girl, Braide said: “He was arrested in an uncompleted building. The security guard manning the building told the police that he saw the boy entering the building with the girl. “He said a few minutes later, he heard the girl screaming and later saw the boy leaving. The security guard raised the alarm and the neighbours were alerted and they arrested the boy.” On entering the building, the discovered that the girl was dead. “The picture of the girl’s corpse shows that the girl was naked and defecated on the floor.”

oooooh my God! I think all this new generation should be investigated, thats why i don't subscribe to all these new churches . this boy n his pastor should be lynched. so if the money finishes the boy will kill again, chai! Nigeria is finished, we have babalawos now as pastors of churches, May God purnish all ritualist in Nigeria... this news have made me lose my appetite.

[quote author=Mhiz_dimplez]someone said this nd i LOVE it!!!......"those laps belong to ur wife-to-be"..........buh I think no one should blame u 4 ur kind gesture......buh even as i'm a girl,the only thing i'll advice u to do is explain&apologise to ur girlfwend nd if she doesn't trust u,then u shldn't go ahead to marry her to avoid future trust issues!.......4 more advice,call/whatsapp me on 07011866724![/quote],
like seriously sweetie, u know sae I no fit shout, anyway... I trust u my sweetest shona

tammyboy1: Op 900k? 4 wetin na? Na u dy pay ha rent? Or u js dy compete with ha fada

Hahahaha. guy ur brain good for producing jokes ooo, Lmao... na real competition with her fada.

You no wise bro. u should have known ur woman since.. na u Bleep up... open office for her head , I guess ur parents saw it in time... she's been all about money but u never took time to observe her nd she's been doubledating all this while n u were not in the mood to see that. just move on n leave that girl but trust me, whoever is buying her will also buy more women. I bet she's been ducking the dude so good that she forgot u ever existed. if u won do am back, just take ur time, though it's not advisable because u re angry n u might regret it later. I know nature has a way of balancing equations... I have also met a girl like that but trust me, am not dull in my business. I rule my world. even if Aliko is to ask. her out, she no go gree because of many things involved. guy, just do the right thing and mind u, there are over 6 to 7 billion people in the world n nobody is indispensable, not even ur heartless bitchy ex... four years no be moi-moi. u will find one better than what u could not have imagined in a million years, trust me, angels live in human forms n when u meet her, please know that she will heal ur pain n don't punish her for the sin of this bag of wickedness. o boy, u try ooo. am sure u saw the signs but u no use ur brain. just take heart, it will soon be fine!

[color=#550000][/color]. you re right... I think I know this before but u did a great job, it's a reminder. lol