₦airaland Forum

Today's kids are so spoilt that they don't know that in our
days you could be beaten for any of the following reasons:
1. Crying after being beaten.
2. Not crying after being beaten
3. Crying without being beaten
4. Standing while the elders are seated
5. Sitting while the elders stand
6. Walking around aimlessly where the elders are seated.
7. Replying back to an elder
8. Not replying back to an elder
9. Spending too much time without being beaten.
10. Singing after being admonished
11. Not greeting visitors
12. Eating food prepared for the visitors.
13. Crying to go with the visitors when the visitors are
leaving.
14. Refusing to eat.
15. Coming back home after sunset
16. Eating at the neighbour's home
17. Generally being moody.
18. Generally being too excited.
19. Fighting with your age mate and losing.
20. Fighting with your age mate and winning.
21. Eating too slowly
22. Eating too quickly
23. Eating too much
24. Sleeping while the elders had already woken up
25. Looking at the visitors while they are eating
26.Stumbling and falling when walking...

9ce Comment. She didn't break my heart trust me, she only dealt wt me. Hope ur nt short, anyways I knw ur a petite gal wt a difference

A friend once warned me of short ladies bt I didn't listen and 2day I hav myself 2 blame. I will not giv my story bt here are few tins I observed abt dem:
#They are deceptive: most short ladies hv a Yung baby face n look. Hence we let our guard down n assume dey cnt hurt a fly, jst wait till dey plan u, b4 u say Jack u'l find ursef @ d floor n u won't see it cumin

#Spiritual Liars: we all knw nobody cn catch a spirit or even see 1 and so is dere lies. Dey cn lie 4 Africa n d painful part is u'l easily beliv dem

#Creative Bedders : the only creative tin dey epitomize is on d bed. They r so flexible, dt u cn position dem d way u wnt. Anyways ds is d fun part of dem.

#Notice me Attitude: short gurls suffer 4rm low self-esteem, becoz f dere height n hence r vry gud wt notice me attitude.

#Promiscuous -. This is also as a result of low self-esteem. Most sharp guys knw ds, is easier 2 gt dem

Am nt sayin all short gurls r bad, dey even hv dere gud side bt dey cn b so evil attimes n u won't see it cumin till dey hit u hard n ur on d floor. Feel free 2 add ur observatns wt petite chicks
Cc: lalasticlala

Anoda vry important sign is sugar intake. A virgin doesn't hv worries of performance, weda he lasts 5mins or 1hour in bed. So h'l b consuming sugar, coke n co anyhow. Example s my corper frnd in Akwa ibom dt I ws servicing his Gf. Dis boy cn consume coke sha, as in @least 5bottles a day, I Leta confirmed 4rm he's Gf dt he's a virign n also 4rm his mouth. 2nd example ws my elder bro, 3 years back he cn put 5 cubes of sugar in a small cup of milo, my elder sis told him sugar ain't gud 4 men, he shud ask me(am d black sheep in d family), a year later til date he takes lipton Witout sugar, d 1 wey dey fear me na him taking Pap Witout sugar

Bros na wa 4 u ooo. Afta discrediting d PDP 4 dere allegation on APC n PMB 4 d fracas in d NASS, u stil said however it's PMB's negligence dt Hs made ds mata reach ds level. Meaning it's PMB fault n clearly lacks sum democratic skills. U saying A n B @ d same time

I weep 4 u n ur generation. U open ur mouth n call a man of God a fool. pipo n hate n envy. Stop envying great men coz u'l neva b great

Dts obviously a green light bt I advice u act lyk a dummy(as in u no undastnd say na green light). Leave all ds female Bosses o, dey b witch (sum sha)

Funny facts

Ur ar wot Igbo's call Ewu Hausa. For u 2 say Buhari is d last hope 4 Naija den u must b an id=.iot (a big one). A country wt a population f ova 140million n u say it's a 72yrs man who Hs failed us b4 n claims 2 hv repented s our last hope(u did say hope bt last...). it shows how lowly u tink f ds nation n her citizens. Buhari neva begin dey travel, he wil constantly attend world meetings n leave Naija @ d hand of Osinbajo(VP). NB: he did it b4 n he will do it again (Leave 9ja @ d hand of d vice-presido lyk he did wt Idiabon)

Bros if u b babe I for don fall in luv wit u finish#nohomo#. South West needs 2 learn dat dy r southerners n protect d interest of both south-south n south-east. Til den we d southerners will remain slaves 2 d North(North president, Senate presido n Speaker) wat happened 2 federal character. South west betrayals since 1804

Pls am nt trying 2 make our girls feel uncomfortable or insult any1. But after watching 2day's match Super Falcon's vs Sweden(3-3), I realized dat 4 12yrs now d super falcons hav produced either short, v.short or average player n dey hav conceded lots of goals 4rm Set pieces especially against countries like Sweden, China, Usa, Germany, Brazil.
As if dat ws nt it, it occurred 2 me dat all my babe are short(i no dey complain sha I love kissing short gurls . For University of Ibadan, 90% f d babe's r short. I hereby postulate dat Naija is made up of 92.7% of v.short, short and average gurls
Let ur opinions start rolling, who's for or against me
Cc President Buhari
Jagaban
Lion of Amaechi