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Jokes Etc / Re: When You Promise Mom You'll Be Careful by Emypresh(m): 11:29am On Dec 02, 2015
caveat Emptor
Romance / Re: I dont need A Reason To End A Relationship by Emypresh(m): 11:21am On Dec 02, 2015
I just walked out of a rltnshp....Reason been dat all of a sudden i lost d feelings i had for her. I wudnt wanna apportion blame, she loved me and i loved her too bt then the constant misunderstanding we had soiled everything. My broda, it is better to hv a broken rltnshp dan to hv a broken marriage.... For the worst thing dat can happen to any man is marrying d wrong woman. So, it is better u open up and tell her the truth dan pretend u still luv her wen u rily dnt.
Bless u.
Celebrities / Re: Woman Accuses Omotola's Husband Of Bleaching On Instagram by Emypresh(m): 3:55pm On Nov 25, 2015
Space booked
Politics / Re: Wike (Rivers State) Confirmed: 105 Soldiers Killed Not Missing by Emypresh(m): 4:38pm On Nov 20, 2015
Jesus!!!!!!

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Education / Re: What Is The Real Colour Of Fire? by Emypresh(m): 7:57am On Nov 20, 2015
Its white.... grin angry sad[color=#990000][/color]
Celebrities / Re: Craziest Nigerian Girls BBM Freak Photos As The Share On There Group (18+ Photos by Emypresh(m): 4:53pm On Nov 19, 2015
Is that not Aisha? I know her.
Nairaland / General / Re: Please Where Can I Get The Manual Juice Extractor In Nigeria by Emypresh(m): 4:46pm On Nov 19, 2015
Ask jumia
Politics / Re: See What The Current Petrol/economic Condition In Nigeria Has Caused..hilarious by Emypresh(m): 4:45pm On Nov 19, 2015
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Celebrities / Re: 10 Mins To Your Wedding And This Happens by Emypresh(m): 4:41pm On Nov 19, 2015
I cannot categorically tell u wot i will do now.... But let it happen first... I will go make the money and marry Tiwa.

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Phones / Re: MTN Free Call, SMS, Whatsapp Access. by Emypresh(m): 10:01am On Oct 21, 2015
That code has stopped working.
Romance / Re: Question For Nigerian Women;why Is Female Child Abuse Becoming So Rampant? by Emypresh(m): 1:03pm On Sep 17, 2015
No day passes by in Nigeria without me hearing news of
how a little girl was molested & I begin to ask myself
what is this country turning into? Today it's either a
9yrs old girl was raped or that a 3yr old girl was
molested by a neighbour, uncle or even by her own very
father. Which way Nigeria? I ask.... Come to think of it,
is it that our mothers are no longer looking/protecting
their girl child or that parents are too busy to educate
their children? Honestly I think any pedophile caught
in this unholy mess should be burnt or better still
buried with his neck outside and kids should be asked
to stone them to death. Enough is enough!!!! This
nonsense must stop.
If you are reading this and you have a daughter, sister
or niece.... Plz do all you can to watch after them...
Educate them and pray for them.

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Politics / Re: Why Nnamdi Kanu's Biafra Project Must Be Stopped (PUNCHNEWS) by Emypresh(m): 12:58pm On Sep 17, 2015
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Jokes Etc / Re: Checkout These Hilarious Recreation Of Bible Stories On Twitter (photos) by Emypresh(m): 9:02am On Sep 17, 2015
Chaiiii Naijaaaaaaa everything na comedy for this country. Even me been first to comment na comedy..... Cos it's just like I have been delivered.
#Singing#..... I have been delivered, praise the Lord....

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Properties / Re: Mind Blowing Photos Of Banana Island by Emypresh(m): 8:54am On Sep 17, 2015
cry embarassed cry When I heard banana island..... I thought it wud be a land made, designed, furnished and decorated with bananas.... So it's occupants shd be monkeys aite?
But the place fine shaaaaa.
If any monkey quote me otherwise eeehhhhh....
Politics / Re: Osinbajo Insulted By El Rufai, Walks Out On President Buhari (DETAILS) by Emypresh(m): 8:53am On Sep 17, 2015
Clash of the Titans..... Battle of Mozanga
Phones / Re: Innjoo Fire Official Thread by Emypresh(m): 8:29am On Sep 17, 2015
zopakks:
I love injoo phones.... note user!
The company try wt this one
Phones / Re: Innjoo Fire Official Thread by Emypresh(m): 8:28am On Sep 17, 2015
Horluwahighdee:
PLEASE HOW IS YOUR INNJOO FIRE BATTERY LIFE BECAUSE AM HAVING PROBLEM WITH THE BATTERY, IT DOESNT LAST AT ALL...

The battery is very owk.... Though wen u're using it and charging at the same time..... It will never get to 100%. More so, I can watch a movie of abt 2 hrs wen fully charged. Bt u have to turn off ur data. To save battery, try downloading battery saver or better still reduce the brightness and turn-off some unnecessary apps.
Phones / Re: Innjoo Fire Official Thread by Emypresh(m): 8:24am On Sep 17, 2015
stiles009:


Is Dat a custom romantic or a font app?


It's a font bro. After I rooted the phone, I downloaded different fonts for her.
Celebrities / Re: Actress & Evangelist Eucharia Anunobi Preaching (Photos) by Emypresh(m): 8:23am On Sep 17, 2015
clemz88:
you high grin
How you take know? High in the Lord
Politics / Re: The Great Nnamdi Kanu Is Not Even In Wikipedia by Emypresh(m): 10:02am On Sep 16, 2015
elego1:
HAHAHA. I know you are scared. I have better things doing rather than editing a stranger's photo. And please, i detest strangers insulting me, i don't even know you, so why insulting me. Or did i insult Nnamdi kanu?
Sowi for the insult. I joke alot. I didn't mean to hurt you wt my words. Deeply sowi.
Politics / Re: The Great Nnamdi Kanu Is Not Even In Wikipedia by Emypresh(m): 9:54am On Sep 16, 2015
elego1:
Am gonna photoshop it. Am gonna tudn you to a porn star and post it round facebook. next time don't insults strangers. you are going to be popular.

Waoooh I love it. Waoh God bless you. My dreams are about to come true. I have always wanted to be a porn star. Plz how abt me doing a video and sending it to u? Plz wen u're done wt the photoshop thing...... I will like you to send me a copy. *smiling
Politics / Re: The Great Nnamdi Kanu Is Not Even In Wikipedia by Emypresh(m): 9:22am On Sep 16, 2015
elego1:
I have already save your photo in your profile to my gallery. I must wound you!

Owk.... Plz hurry up. I dey wait u. U nid my address? I want the wounding to happen fast.

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Fashion / Re: Photo: Can You Allow Your Doughter Or Wife Go Out Like This? by Emypresh(m): 9:19am On Sep 16, 2015
Yes.... I can. I dnt see anything wrong with it. Na just breast she expose. BREAST Only and not the middle belt.
Romance / Re: Photo Of The Day by Emypresh(m): 9:15am On Sep 16, 2015
She looks like ur mum. Is that ur mum or ur sister?

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Celebrities / Re: Actress & Evangelist Eucharia Anunobi Preaching (Photos) by Emypresh(m): 9:13am On Sep 16, 2015
And let the church shout Osheeeeeeee. Plz insert disk 2

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Crime / Re: Floating Body Of Man Whom NDLEA Men Allegedly Left To Drown (Photo) by Emypresh(m): 9:12am On Sep 16, 2015
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Politics / Re: Nigeria Destined To Fail –fani-kayode by Emypresh(m): 9:10am On Sep 16, 2015
It haf tey dat dey haf fail.... Even u sef is a failure
Romance / Re: I’m A Virgin: Mother,daughter Want Me In Bed by Emypresh(m): 9:02am On Sep 16, 2015
Like seriously u're a virgin? Chaiii chaiii so na only u Waka come? U c free food and u dey find advice.... Gerrarahere mehn..... For real.
Young man.... Am sure pimples go don Scatter ur face.
I don't bliv u..... E ga na gba ncha

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