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My brother it's not jargons.... That's exactly what happened. Gem1977: |
You get cure for ynash wey dey smell? |
Sheeey u don go bleep woman without condom? You see ur life? This boy u wan kill me. |
where is the ring....meanwhile lest i forget, i like her boobs shaaaa. Looks fresh |
You want me to reply you? No i won't. TippyTop: |
My Dear Senator, The People's Advocate @Ben Murray-Bruce, Please sir, I have been doing a lot of thinking lately and I have been meaning to ask you…We hear you talk about common sense and lately you have been preaching about buying Naija to grow the Naira. Sir, I have just two questions to ask you and please I stand to be corrected. You recently celebrated your 60th birthday and you lunched a book titled “A Common Sense Revolution” Reviewed by MICHAEL MOSZYNSKI, published and presented on February 19, 2016 at Eko Hotels and Suites. Also, you are the founder of Silverbird Group. You are a member of the People's Democratic Party, was elected as a Senator in March 2015 and currently represents the Bayelsa East constituency, in Bayelsa State, Nigeria. You got your Degree in Marketing from the UNIVERSITY OF SOUTH CAROLINA in the UNITED STATES in 1979. Now my question is this, 1) Your Book titled “A Common Sense Revolution” Where was it typed, printed and published? 2) As the founder of “Silverbird Group” please tell us, did you buy all your equipments here in Naija? (Wires and cables inclusive). Please your swift response to this questions will be highly appreciated because I think it is imperative as well meaning Nigerians to practice what we preach if we must grow the Naira. Thank you as I await your reply on this. #GodBlessNigeria #GodHealOurNaira
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Them try. |
Ewu Gambia. iyobosadavid: |
You no get work. Jobless lad |
lOLS.....cLASH OF THE tITANS. I cant wait to c who wins. |
Lols......Bia nwoke'm ima onye mbu? |
Just say it anyhow and any way. The listener will understand. |
like my frnd rightly said...what u did is third party... wawaboy1: |
Lets wait until it happens...then we will now now know if we will believe or not |
They shdn't have burnt those bikes....Atleast selling the tyres wud hv fetched dem small change for recharge card. #CommonSense |
I work with an Insurance firm....Just last week we paid someone for a claim. He's was a Range Rover Sport. It's not a scam |
Just walk up to him and ask him straight up "DAD ARE YOU A SUGAR DADDY" ? The least he can do to u is to kill u....Bt then that will not be ur real face wen u get to hell |
Bubu my man |
I believe the OP is a Billionaire like Aliko |
Women talk too much......If u fink am lying, ask Rosemary my Ex....Jizzzz that girl can talllllk. She can say 1000 words in 1 minute |
This is what i do when i want to FORNICATE 1) kiss her gently for abt 10min 2) Caress her body gently while doing number 1 3) Reach out for her breast...handle it and take off her bra like a gentle man 4) Start sucking her breast...Left or right (optional) for abt 10min...By so doing the middle belt wud have been watered like the rivers of babylon 5) While doing number 4, ur left or right hand shd reach for her middle belt. Finger dem very well....5min is owk 6) Take off her pantie (either wt ur hand or with ur teeth) 7) Suck her dry...(for abt 10min) Then give it to her slowly the way i give it to dem ladies. I can be a rough rider sometimes (for like 15-20m) dont be in a hurry to cum |
Plz call James Bond on this number +442-5674-22237 |
Yes oh....I do more than that. I can catch a grenade for her. |
I start talking.....i talk wtout thinking....jonsing things |
You are a typical example....No offense tho... Rosemary216: |
I hate the way they reason....They reason like fowl |
? The least he can do to u is to kill u....Bt then that will not be ur real face wen u get to hell
Then give it to her slowly the way i give it to dem ladies. I can be a rough rider sometimes (for like 15-20m) dont be in a hurry to cum