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HealthRe: Early Syptoms Of Hiv & Urine Therapy. by Emypresh(m): 10:12am On Mar 17, 2016
My brother it's not jargons.... That's exactly what happened.
Gem1977:
@Emypresh, who told you that?
you left question and you're talking jagons.
HealthRe: Badbreath Remedy Now Available!!! by Emypresh(m): 9:56am On Mar 17, 2016
You get cure for ynash wey dey smell?
HealthRe: Early Syptoms Of Hiv & Urine Therapy. by Emypresh(m): 9:44am On Mar 17, 2016
Sheeey u don go bleep woman without condom? You see ur life? This boy u wan kill me.
CelebritiesRe: FOR REAL? Ex-beauty Queen And Oga Titus Art Holds Secret Wedding With Harryson? by Emypresh(m): 9:42am On Mar 17, 2016
where is the ring....meanwhile lest i forget, i like her boobs shaaaa. Looks fresh
PoliticsRe: An Open Letter To Senator Ben Murray Bruce Aka Mr. Common Sense by Emypresh(op): 2:28pm On Mar 16, 2016
You want me to reply you? No i won't.
TippyTop:
Rubbish

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PoliticsAn Open Letter To Senator Ben Murray Bruce Aka Mr. Common Sense by Emypresh(op): 2:15pm On Mar 16, 2016
My Dear Senator, The People's Advocate @Ben Murray-Bruce,
Please sir, I have been doing a lot of thinking lately and I have been meaning to ask you…We hear you talk about common sense and lately you have been preaching about buying Naija to grow the Naira. Sir, I have just two questions to ask you and please I stand to be corrected.
You recently celebrated your 60th birthday and you lunched a book titled “A Common Sense Revolution” Reviewed by MICHAEL MOSZYNSKI, published and presented on February 19, 2016 at Eko Hotels and Suites.
Also, you are the founder of Silverbird Group. You are a member of the People's Democratic Party, was elected as a Senator in March 2015 and currently represents the Bayelsa East constituency, in Bayelsa State, Nigeria. You got your Degree in Marketing from the UNIVERSITY OF SOUTH CAROLINA in the UNITED STATES in 1979.
Now my question is this,
1) Your Book titled “A Common Sense Revolution” Where was it typed, printed and published?
2) As the founder of “Silverbird Group” please tell us, did you buy all your equipments here in Naija? (Wires and cables inclusive).
Please your swift response to this questions will be highly appreciated because I think it is imperative as well meaning Nigerians to practice what we preach if we must grow the Naira.
Thank you as I await your reply on this.
‪#‎GodBlessNigeria‬ ‪#‎GodHealOurNaira‬

CelebritiesRe: Check Out These Celebrities And Their Look Alikes by Emypresh(m): 2:08pm On Mar 16, 2016
Them try.
Nairaland GeneralRe: If You Think U Are Smart, Then Find The Error Here... by Emypresh(m): 11:13am On Mar 16, 2016
Ewu Gambia.
iyobosadavid:
must you coment? Demented fellow
Nairaland GeneralRe: If You Think U Are Smart, Then Find The Error Here... by Emypresh(m): 11:02am On Mar 16, 2016
You no get work. Jobless lad
PoliticsRe: Write Your Will And Prepare For Your Obituary - Wike To Amaechi, APC, INEC by Emypresh(m): 4:57pm On Mar 15, 2016
lOLS.....cLASH OF THE tITANS. I cant wait to c who wins.
PoliticsRe: The Chatham House Charade by Emypresh(m): 10:08am On Mar 14, 2016
Lols......Bia nwoke'm ima onye mbu?
Christianity EtcRe: Please I Need An English Teacher Here? by Emypresh(m): 4:07pm On Mar 07, 2016
Just say it anyhow and any way. The listener will understand.
Car TalkRe: What Is The Purpose Of The Vehicle Insurance Fees Imposed By The Government? by Emypresh(m): 3:55pm On Mar 04, 2016
like my frnd rightly said...what u did is third party...
wawaboy1:
I paid 5k insurance to ANCHOR insurance during my vehicle papers renewal, So what you are saying is that I should go to ANCHOR insurance and make a claim anytime I have issue with my car.
Christianity EtcRe: When Rapture Occurs Will Atheists Believe? by Emypresh(m): 10:01am On Mar 04, 2016
Lets wait until it happens...then we will now now know if we will believe or not
PoliticsRe: Photos: Army Attacks Boko Haram Power Base, Burn Bikes And Recover Some Guns by Emypresh(m): 9:59am On Mar 04, 2016
They shdn't have burnt those bikes....Atleast selling the tyres wud hv fetched dem small change for recharge card. #CommonSense
Car TalkRe: What Is The Purpose Of The Vehicle Insurance Fees Imposed By The Government? by Emypresh(m): 9:57am On Mar 04, 2016
I work with an Insurance firm....Just last week we paid someone for a claim. He's was a Range Rover Sport. It's not a scam
RomanceRe: How Do I Know If My Father Is A Sugar Daddy? by Emypresh(m): 9:51am On Mar 04, 2016
Just walk up to him and ask him straight up "DAD ARE YOU A SUGAR DADDY"huh? The least he can do to u is to kill u....Bt then that will not be ur real face wen u get to hell
PoliticsRe: Nigerians To Blame For Current Drop In Power Supply – Presidency by Emypresh(m): 9:49am On Mar 04, 2016
Bubu my man
RomanceRe: 18 Signs You Are Destined To Be A Millionaire by Emypresh(m): 9:45am On Mar 04, 2016
I believe the OP is a Billionaire like Aliko
FamilyRe: Opinion: Who Talks More, Man Or Woman? by Emypresh(m): 9:42am On Mar 04, 2016
Women talk too much......If u fink am lying, ask Rosemary my Ex....Jizzzz that girl can talllllk. She can say 1000 words in 1 minute
RomanceRe: 100 Women Reveal What Actually Makes A Guy Good In Bed by Emypresh(m):
This is what i do when i want to FORNICATE
1) kiss her gently for abt 10min
2) Caress her body gently while doing number 1
3) Reach out for her breast...handle it and take off her bra like a gentle man
4) Start sucking her breast...Left or right (optional) for abt 10min...By so doing the middle belt wud have been watered like the rivers of babylon
5) While doing number 4, ur left or right hand shd reach for her middle belt. Finger dem very well....5min is owk
6) Take off her pantie (either wt ur hand or with ur teeth)
7) Suck her dry...(for abt 10min)
cool Then give it to her slowly the way i give it to dem ladies. I can be a rough rider sometimes (for like 15-20m) dont be in a hurry to cum
PoliticsRe: Who Can Rescue My GF, She At Mile12 by Emypresh(m): 2:24pm On Mar 03, 2016
Plz call James Bond on this number +442-5674-22237
Jokes EtcRe: How Many Nigerian Men Can Do This? by Emypresh(m): 10:33am On Mar 01, 2016
Yes oh....I do more than that. I can catch a grenade for her.
RomanceRe: What Do You Usually Do After You Get Drunk? by Emypresh(m): 10:31am On Mar 01, 2016
I start talking.....i talk wtout thinking....jonsing things
RomanceRe: Why Are Some Women Generally Selfish And Always Think That They Are Smart? by Emypresh(m): 8:42am On Mar 01, 2016
You are a typical example....No offense tho...
Rosemary216:
hahahahahahahaha... Really? Are ur sis and gf part of it? No offense tho!
RomanceRe: Why Are Some Women Generally Selfish And Always Think That They Are Smart? by Emypresh(m): 2:51pm On Feb 26, 2016
I hate the way they reason....They reason like fowl

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