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Webmasters / Re: Top 10 Most Visited Websites In Nigeria by Emypresh(m): 9:25am On Aug 30, 2016
How about porn sites? ur judgement is biased
Politics / Re: Okorocha: "Preferred Man Ghost Had Slapped Me Rather Than Female Ghost" by Emypresh(m): 9:23am On Aug 30, 2016
ok we have hear
Politics / Re: Exclusive Kure Prison Riot (video) by Emypresh(m): 7:56pm On Aug 29, 2016
Oga the video is not clear....Looks like porn to me
Religion / Re: Who Can Explain This Bible Verse? by Emypresh(m): 5:37pm On Jun 12, 2016
In the first instance, it was commanded....."Go and take a census" that was God commanding David while in the second instance, David did it out of God's will. The devil made him do it. Whose voice or command is David suppose to listen to? He shdnt hv listened to the devil. In the time of law u dnt do things out of ur will.....U wait until u are directed by God.
The ark was falling and someone tried to help and God made him pay dearly for that......In our world today, dsame man wud hv been rewarded>
Don't get it twisted, our God is not an author of confusion

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Jokes Etc / Re: Caption The Third Lady From The Left by Emypresh(m): 5:58am On Jun 12, 2016
Her name is charity......she gave out her guy jst for peace to reign

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Politics / Re: Militants Divided Over NDA, Bombing Of Public Facilities & Negotiations. by Emypresh(m): 5:16am On Jun 12, 2016
who dem epp? if dem blow am who dem dey do?

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Travel / Re: Your Prayers Worked, Ada Is Out Of Coma (photos) by Emypresh(m): 9:34am On May 26, 2016
where is the pics nah....she still dey wear dsame cloth? she don dey even take selfies. Nawa for Ada oh
Nairaland / General / Re: Cadets Of Nigerian Defense Academy Maltreatment Female Students (video) by Emypresh(m): 9:16am On May 26, 2016
Lols.....They shd continue no problem. Darix God in everything we are doing. No problem

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Romance / Re: "We Date This And Marry This": Guys, Do You Agree With This Pic? by Emypresh(m): 9:14am On May 26, 2016
A is for clubbing and steady straphing while B is a complete woman meant to be worshipped

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Politics / Re: Niger Delta Avengers Destroys Escravos Main Pipeline by Emypresh(m): 9:13am On May 26, 2016
They should go ahead. Darix God in everything we are doing
Celebrities / Re: Peter Okoye And 2Baba Share A Selfie As They Arrive Abuja by Emypresh(m): 9:02am On May 26, 2016
Matured boys

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TV/Movies / Re: Download Latest Nigeria Movies (2016) For Free by Emypresh(m): 2:48pm On May 20, 2016
How can i download Nigerian porn?
Romance / Re: 5 Reasons Why Men Patronize Prostitutes. by Emypresh(m): 1:06pm On May 19, 2016
Retarded bastard
johnsonjosbles:
ur families extended.
Romance / Re: 5 Reasons Why Men Patronize Prostitutes. by Emypresh(m): 7:58am On May 19, 2016
Ur papa.
johnsonjosbles:
Impotency!
Tell us ur problem so we can help you. By the way, are up to 18yrs of age? Or you are a broke nigga? Or womanphobia?
Romance / Re: 5 Reasons Why Men Patronize Prostitutes. by Emypresh(m): 12:30pm On May 18, 2016
you think so? My broda jukwa ese
firstking01:
I meant an "average man"...and btw, you stayed cos of lack of opportunity.
Romance / Re: I Caught My Pregnant Girlfriend In Bed With Another Guy,what Should I Do? by Emypresh(m): 12:25pm On May 18, 2016
Just kill her or commit suicide
Family / Re: Things You Never Knew Vaseline Could Do by Emypresh(m): 12:19pm On May 18, 2016
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Romance / Re: 5 Reasons Why Men Patronize Prostitutes. by Emypresh(m): 12:16pm On May 18, 2016
Fat lies.......I have gone 1 month and 17days wtout sex

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Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Do You Need A Responsible Life Partner? Contact Me Now by Emypresh(m): 12:14pm On May 18, 2016
Arrangee no dey last

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Celebrities / Re: Davido And His Dad Deji Adeleke In Agbada by Emypresh(m): 4:16pm On May 13, 2016
Owu means being broke.....or been cashless....
FuckTheM0ds:
lol wetin be the meaning of owu please
Celebrities / Re: Davido And His Dad Deji Adeleke In Agbada by Emypresh(m): 2:52pm On May 12, 2016
When money talks....bullshit give way....Owu na bastard

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Politics / Re: Open Letter From Tompolo To Buhari by Emypresh(m): 2:07pm On May 12, 2016
Hmmmmmm imagine Tompolo ooooh. So this guy fit write good english like this Wow....Militancy is good i must say
Phones / Re: Mtn Is A Scam. by Emypresh(m): 9:19am On May 12, 2016
My brother your case is a spiritual pblm. You need to touch the hem of Jesus's garment
Dreamwaker:
I subscribed for the new MTN data plan. 2000 naira for 3.75gb. The first day it worked fine all day and I was glad that at last I have found a good data plan that suits me and my pocket fine. Before I knew what was happening, my data only worked at night so I decided to investigate and found out it only worked like a night plan. Can you imagine?

Anyway I called their customer service and the first day the man denied and said they only have issues with iPhone users not android users which to me doesn't make sense but anyway that I should do a hard reset and bla bla.

This morning I tried browsing with my MTN sim and it didn't work so I called them again. A lady called Gladys picked up and she was helpful. She actually accepted they had issues and we're working on it but this is over a week now and I paid money for services I'm not receiving.

I use my MTN number to receive business calls and I can't get rid of this number. I don't know how to revenge to them but I'm going to borrow the highest amount from them which is 3000 and port to another network. I don't need their stupid credit I just want to hurt them. It's not by force to run a mobile network if you are not capable.

Thank God Etisalat has rolled out new data services, I don't care if MTN rolls out a new data service that is double the jolly, they can **** off.

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Politics / Re: #fuelsubsidy Trending On Twitter As Tonto, Ruggedman, Others Follows. Pics! by Emypresh(m): 9:18am On May 12, 2016
E never start....more fantastic things are yet to come fantastically

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Jokes Etc / Re: When Reading Goes Weird by Emypresh(m): 9:12am On May 12, 2016
Just know sey ur brain don knock....e fit be madness. Ask christopher my friend.
Family / Re: Pre-wedding Photo That Got Everyone Talking by Emypresh(m): 1:33pm On May 11, 2016
Women and their desperation to marry.
Health / Re: Leukemia by Emypresh(m): 1:31pm On May 11, 2016
I pray the good Lord we serve visit him speedily. Him alone can heal him.
Romance / Re: Essentials by Emypresh(m): 1:26pm On May 11, 2016
Bt true true Basalt my friend....If u are into that plz stop it. Sometimes we joke here bt let the truth be told.....Masturbation is bad. Its in the Bible. Have you not heard that your body is the temple of God C'mon bro i dnt want to sound religious bt i knw you knw its a sin.
Romance / Re: Essentials by Emypresh(m): 1:23pm On May 11, 2016
Lols.....Agent of confusion actually. Tnx for the compliment broda.
Basalt:


Lol.
You are such a confusionist
Fashion / Re: How To Reuse Your Old Jeans (photos) by Emypresh(m): 1:17pm On May 11, 2016
Creativity...it started in the begining
Romance / Re: Essentials by Emypresh(m): 1:12pm On May 11, 2016
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