₦airaland Forum

elmisti:
Welcome,but why is it that weneva mtn give you free MB, n dis plce. U dey lways com use am....the last tym u dey famz say na u and se,un build nairaland.......wetin b d news beg b4 ur MB finish

LWKMD guy u jst mak my buzzz fall hehehe

With the euphoria of excitement in the camp then, dis are d seven categorized of “OTONDOs”


1. The Married Woman These ones are very nice. If you are a friend to them, you’ll be taken care of. They just need someone around them and you offered yourself… They’ll tell their husband about you, he’ll even call you and thank you sef… They can talk sha o…


2. The Rich boy This one, if it were possible, he would come to camp with his jeep. However, he is there as a Big Boy- Always in Mammy Market with a group of friends eating and drinking.


3. The Comedian You can tell from afar that he’s a Warri guy . In his hostel, it’s never a dull moment with him around. Sure, he is popular. Sometimes, he is made the leader of the Platoon …


4. The Girl Mongers This guys r always on the look out for ladies because dey just Womanizer . Birds of d feather flock together so dey hav a group of Girl Chasers. They’re the type whom girls live on while their own alawee remains untouched .



5. The Career Guys This guys r serious guys! Dey r in MDGs already from camp. Dey dn’t miss any Career Talk…dey hav flair for career stuff… dey hav a vision of building a market in his PPA so he could win the President’s award…. Hehehe



6.The Hot and Beautiful Girls, Girls, Girls… She and her crew are always together with their white short like a bum short… Theirs is just different… Their white shirt is a body hug…You dey even wonder, are these Corps members like us? Lol… They work their way to be posted to State Capital. How? ( No be my mouth you go hear that one oo) The funny aspect is that, they’re just too shy to participate in any event for their platoon, especially the Beauty Contest…


7. The Religious Folks NCCF, NACC and MCAN…ohh…Jehovah’s Witness too…. These sets are in camp not to “enjoy” the excitement per se but to win souls and please God…They look forward to becoming Leaders of the fellowships in their various PPAs as their Predecessors passes out… - Agunbaniro Jesu …Jesus Corpers Will Never Die…… It gona be fun! , u wil meet interesting people, learnt amazing things…in the Orientation Camp and also in our PPAs… .

Where will you or your friends fall?

ene4real1:
Washere!

ene4real1:
Washere!

lolz

donasere:
Some gehs wii wear tops with low neckline and will still live some buttons undone.....yet na still bare chest we dey see!!!.......no cleavage, segment or woheffa dey call it dis days!!!....


It's none of my buzness doe




I go just sigh and puff my Korea weed

Washere!

Him presently dey on deliverance ney?

donasere:
Me sef see am!!!


Sha take one step at a time!!!.....


Elmisti no dey do verification again......

Nah nop broda, alrdy confirmed

A male Corp Member was part of the invigillators in a GCE exams holding in the school he was serving. Right inside the school when the exam was on going,one sexy gal who was wearing a very short skirt and looking gorgeous was 'cutting eye' for the Corper, giving the corper a seductive look. The guy went straight to the girl to find out what her problem was. It was Maths, so the corper gave the girl the solution to the mathematics question. After the exam, the Corper and his friend followed the girl up, to arrange on how they would meet and the girl said: "do u think I'm a prostitute? All those actions I was displaying for you in the hall are fake oooo, that's my boyfriend waiting for me ooo..Mugu"..and she laughed!.... The corper said: "do you think I studied Mathematics in the University? Mtcheeeew!!! all those answers I gave to you were fake!" The Girl slumped...

Which moniker dey capable of dis kind act for dis trend




Elmisti any idea loz

donasere:
Whaaaat did dis one smoke

Lot off buzzz I tel u

Werin d sup nw.... Dis micheal faraday....

U can cal me d "Resident president"Werin d sup nw.... Dis micheal faraday....

U can cal me d "Resident president"Werin d sup nw.... Dis micheal faraday....

U can cal me d "Resident president"

elmisti:
Good things r not always loved....e.g...jesus, Joseph , obama , western. Education.....but bro, dis hate can fit. Kill u oo....oya come lemme teach u how to love

Him jst wan draw attention

I hail o



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tolulope855:
Now they(NYSC) will say they gave opportunity u pick states of our choice... But of a fact they cornered us(permit me to use that phrase)..... Am pissed...

I gat ur point bro

tolulope855:
Now that they've re-opened the states that were closed, can one who has chosen against his/her wish go back and choose the desired states? Or better still re-arrange the choices already made.... Am sorry if I sound stupid.... But am desperate honestly.... Someone should please reply

Dat nt possible ooo

tonyx4x44:
wetin micheal farady dey find for economics?

Lol

DonPsymon:
Your moniker seems like a Benue name... Are you from Benue
BTW, welcome

Am from Kogi o

dossylvanus:
Seen.


Have you registered? Now if you have please indicate your preferred states in descending order of importance.

Oya haywire1, over to you.

Sure

Preferred state are Abuja, Enugu, Ogun

Kolo I see uuuuuuuuuuuu

Shout out to all prospective prestigious B15 Corp members in the house
Micheal friday AKA micheal faraday
Kogi State University
Agric economics 2014


I greet una

R u gud to go ;DR

And it a goa!!

Xcozee:
UPDATE on schools that has uploaded names of PCM !

AAU
AAUA
ABU
ABSU
ABIA POLY
AUCHI POLY
BIU
BUK
CARITAS
COVENANT
DELSU
DELTA STATE POLY OGWASHI-UKU
EBSU
ESUT
FUPRE
FUTMINNA
FUTO
FUNAAB
FEDPOLY EDE
FEDPOLY ADO
FEDPOFFA
FEDPOLYNEKEDE
HERIPOLY EKET
IBADAN POLY
IMO POLY
IMSU
IMT
KWARA POLY
KWASU
KASU
KOGI STATE UNI
LAGOS POLY
LANDMARK UNI
LASU
LAUTECH
LEAD CITY IBADAN
MICHAEL OKPARA UNI
NIGER STATE POLY
NSUK
OAU
OGUN STATE INSTITUTE OF TECH IGBESA
OOU
RSUST
SALEM University Lokoja,
UDU
UNN
UNICAL
UI
UNIBEN
UNIJOS
UNILAG
UNILORIN
UNIMAID
UNIOSUN
UNIPORT
UNIUYO
UNIZIK
YABATECH

check ur name and confirm!

*Green color...new entry(ies)

FEDpoly idah also

I rep ksu!

The Kogi State University, Ayingba
(KSU) in Kogi State has pulled out of the
ongoing Academic Staff Union of
Universities’ (ASUU)strike.
In a statement issued and signed by its
Vice Chancellor,Prof. HASSAN S. ISAH, the school had ordered its
students to resume for the second semester on
November 25th, 2013, thereby boycotting the
nationwide strike.
Already, the ongoing
industrial action has lasted
for over four months.
The statement reads, “All Students of KSU are
hereby informed that academic activities of the
2nd semester of 2012/2013 session truncated as
a result of the ASUU national strike are to resume
on Monday, 25th November, 2013 with the
continuation of it academic activity on the University, while lectures are to start on Mon, 25
November, 2013. For more info visit ksu facebook page.

The Kogi State University, Ayingba
(KSU) in Kogi State has pulled out of the
ongoing Academic Staff Union of
Universities’ (ASUU)strike.
In a statement issued and signed by its
Vice Chancellor,Prof. HASSAN S. ISAH, the school had ordered its
students to resume for the second semester on
November 25th, 2013, thereby boycotting the
nationwide strike.
Already, the ongoing
industrial action has lasted
for over four months.
The statement reads, “All Students of KSU are
hereby informed that academic activities of the
2nd semester of 2012/2013 session truncated as
a result of the ASUU national strike are to resume
on Monday, 25th November, 2013 with the
continuation of it academic activity on the University, while lectures are to start on Mon, 25
November, 2013. For more info visit ksu facebook page.

Lol, wup