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GanagiBitrus:
You lie, Bro.

how do you mean? You want me to link you up with them?

How many of them get voter's cards? Ajepako no get, Mynd44 no get, Dominique no get, even seun no get.

GanagiBitrus:
Finding a wife-material these days, is like looking for a Nigerian who has stayed one year without telling lies.

wife materials plenty on this nairaland. Na you no dey look well.

Not until after the elections

How does that improve their lives and those of their family members?

Hippopotamus. He opens his mouth and talks anyhow.

Bruno couldn’t play with Pogba ❌
Bruno couldn’t play with Sancho ❌
Bruno couldn’t play with Eriksen ❌
Bruno couldn’t play with Mount ❌
Bruno couldn’t play with Rashford ❌
Bruno couldn’t play with Martial ❌
Bruno couldn’t play with Højlund ❌
Bruno couldn’t play with Zirkzee ❌
Bruno couldn’t play with Silva ❌
Bruno couldn’t play with Fred ❌
Bruno couldn’t play with Ugarte ❌
Bruno couldn’t play with Matić ❌
Bruno couldn’t play with McTominay ❌
Bruno couldn’t play with Amrabat ❌
Bruno couldn’t play with Van de Beek ❌
Bruno couldn’t play with Lingard ❌
Bruno couldn’t play with Mata ❌
Bruno couldn’t play with Pereira ❌
Bruno couldn’t play with Baleba ❌
Bruno couldn’t play with Mainoo ❌

Different players have come and gone. Managers have been hired and sacked. Millions have been spent trying to fix Manchester United.

Yet the same questions keep coming back.

At what point do United supporters stop blaming everyone around Bruno Fernandes and start questioning whether he's part of the problem? 👀

BABA(Azemmo) IF YOU WANT HELP ME HELP ME, WHICH ONE BE MAKE I GO BRING THREE APC SUPPORTERS WAY GET SENSE… where I want see them from?

There is nothing spectacular about their handshakes.

THE REASON HE WAS SEEN WEARING WOMEN’S CLOTHING

Bandits invaded the home of this married couple in Kaduna State.

​They broke into the house and made their way directly into the couple's bedroom. At that moment, Ahmed Zakka was lying in bed with his wife and their young infant.

​Ahmed was shirtless, wearing only trousers, while his wife was dressed in a nightgown and undergarment. The infant was unclothed.

​The bandits did not allow them to put on proper, full clothing before abducting them.

​Consequently, Ahmed removed his long trousers and gave them to his wife to wear. In turn, his wife took off her nightgown and gave it to him to wear, since she was permitted to take a hijab to cover herself.

​This was the sole reason he was seen wearing a woman's dress at the bandits' kidnapping camp.

​This is the ultimate humiliation a human being can experience in life. Even in a world of madness, the people of the North do not deserve this kind of treatment.

​What profit are you seeking from us? This tragic situation has been going on for far too long. For God’s sake, let us live in peace and wage a genuine, uncompromising war against these evil beasts who continue to inflict pain on us.

​Oh Allah, avenge us and intervene in what has overwhelmed our power.

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omooba969:
I don't think so, I think the board will give him time to turn things around. When you keep sacking every manager bcoz of a poor run, how do you intend to achieve stability? What Carrick needs now is the full support of the board and fans, as I believe he has a good plan for Man Utd.

nothing to turn around. The players are not just good enough to do that. They're all bunch of average players that can't make the bench in other clubs.

Manchester united is completely finished. I just dey pity all their fans, most especially Mynd44..

Now that I'm a chair holder in this company, Dangote should not be talking anyhow without consulting me and other chair holders.

Very ugly thing.

All of you you will learn in a very hard way.

Why? What did he did?

Una go soon see me for blue film fa.
I cannot be hungry while I have talents

Pacesetter123:
Who told you he can knack with that size?
If he can't do other forms of exercise,is it knacking exercise that he can do?
Knacking is one of the most difficult and strenuous form of exercise you can think of.If you didn't know, know it today.

him prick self go don digest with his body. It will look look like that of a two months old baby.

Ajepako your pastor no dey there o. Na so so ankara baba dey always wear come una church.

See as dem announce wetin dey do Pope to the whole world, meanwhile, Tinubu is busy using our money to treat himself without telling us wetin dey do am.

Office don sweet iya alakara. She no wan comot there again.

Bunch of criminals

zenburster:
STFU

e pain am. As e pain you, e sweet me well well for body

3kay945:
The engine block don weak.. too much heat and pressure will make it crack and knock.

I will advise you seek 22 yrs old engines , their piston and rings are full of maximum combustion.

how about Funke Akindele?

Tendd:
Most Nigerian men are either fat or overweight.Your big or protruded stomach is an indicator of a poor health and a predictor of a premature death.Our women generally are fat, some from 20 years. Most have been hoodwinked into believing that a so called big yanch,full option,big body etc might attract men and they end up overeating themselves.This makes many to become fat which often is difficult to loose.Mr macaroni, Nollywood, Afrobeats,skits videos etc eulogizing fat bum bum are not helping matters.Slump and die is very rampant among fat people,women most especially.

Most Nigerians can't run a 5km,10k or brisk walk for a few kilometers.The ones living in the diaspora top the chart as an unhealthy demographic.I watched a UK fitness run event recently online,of over 17000 participants,only 46 Nigerians took part whereas South Africans, Indians came out in their numbers.
A clear pointer of a people that are likely going to become fat and die sooner.

yinmu

3kay945:
Pls, that woman is old now.

her engine has been refurbished. She is now like a virgin.

I have no RIP to waste. I hate nonsense.

FarahAideed:
What exercise can make that fat 64 year old with bad heart lose weight

constant knacking of a small girl like Genevieve would have done it

Khallicopyro:
Meanwhile e get leaves wey baba for use as tea for 21 days wey go burn the extra fat and him go sh"t, pis, and sweat them throway...

please disclose the names of the leaves?