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A Nigerian Woman
I am a nigerian girl but I am not a "nigerian " girl, lol you'll understand when I start.
Nigerians have the most beautiful girls in the world, we can grow our natural hair to waist length or what ever length, we can go about with our natural face and still slay, we can cook, clean, give birth to as much children as you want. We are basically God's gift to the world (argue with yourself lol), we are hardworking and very talented, I'm sure some of you may disagree and say it applies to all african women but nigerian women were so specially brewed, but then since we are not perfect and nigerian women are extra !! Very very extra. Extra petty, extra dramatic, extra everything. So now you see why I'm not a " nigerian woman", I kind of lack the extra. So you can understand my point and agree with me I'm writings few things that makes nigerian women extra.
1: Pregnancy and Childbirth :
When a Nigerian woman is pregnant she's not pregnant alone o, both her, her husband and if they have a house help or a younger sister that stays with them, they are all pregnant, if a normal average pregnant woman spits twice a day a nigerian woman will spit 20 times, cry and make her husband feel bad for getting her pregnant, she be like " *spit* Kai, baba bayo, the way my tongue is doing ehn *spits* is as if *spits* I should just die *spits* spits* spits* spits* "
And yes it's you that will help her clear her spit bowl because well na you give her belle. You would think you have seen the end of it all when it's time for her to deliver, lai lai it is just the beginning, she will cry, pinch, shout, moan, weep, pray, hyperventilate and you're like.

2 Extra Shakara :
Normally african women like shakara because they are fully endowed so therefore they are the oxygen you breath and you need them. A nigeria woman will be feeling you and still be telling you " Don't ever call /text me again, I don't want to and can never have anything to do with you " all because they want you to beg beg beg and beg, I told you that what they carry is oxygen hence the extra shakara.

3: Extra Petty.:
Normally, petty level for women around the world is 50%, African women is 65% Nigerian women is 10000000%. A nigerian woman can deny you bed action for a year just because you didnt tell her the food she cooked was sweet, " Shey my food is not sweet, even me sef I'm not sweet, let my bitter self sleep" and your like

4 : Extra Drama:
This goes for nigerian women of all ages
As a male
At age 2, slap amaka small because she tear your book, amaka will cry, develop High fever, headache and malaria until they flog you
At age 16, call amaka small boobs because she called you a small boy that doesn't know anything. Amaka will hold your shirt, tear it, cry and shout that you want to see her boobs and rape her
At at age 25, continue dating amaka without asking for her hand in marriage she will marry herself into your house, do surprise wedding for you, born 5 before you say you're not ready
At age 59, push amaka out of your way small because she is accusing you of cheating, she will fall down, faint and wake up with swollen eyes, nose, legs and cancer of the womb and you're like 2 Extra Shakara :
Normally african women like shakara because they are fully endowed so therefore they are the oxygen you breath and you need them. A nigeria woman will be feeling you and still be telling you " Don't ever call /text me again, I don't want to and can never have anything to do with you " all because they want you to beg beg beg and beg, I told you that what they carry is oxygen hence the extra shakara.

3: Extra Petty.:
Normally, petty level for women around the world is 50%, African women is 65% Nigerian women is 10000000%. A nigerian woman can deny you bed action for a year just because you didnt tell her the food she cooked was sweet, " Shey my food is not sweet, even me sef I'm not sweet, let my bitter self sleep" and your like




Also a nigerian woman is extra pretty, hot, hard working and loving
But never forget the vengeance of a nigerian woman is the beginning of wisdom .
Nigerian women are amazing sha
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Hey, I have live the big boobs life and it is not a bed of roses, simple things become you really difficult and everybody thinks you're trying to be sexy all the time *sigh*
so I read a post somewhere about
the perks of having Big Boobs and how
having small boobs is a really big
Disadvantage.
Right now, I just want to say the Big
Boobs Life is hard! And I'm going to say
few things to defend my point, it's not
like my boobs are really big but well
they're not small so I guess I fit it small
lol.
1: Finding the right Bra!: For me this is
really difficult and a huge disadvantage
because all the cute bras are in small
size, or when you find a cute one in big
size they look like something your
grandma wears and you're like
whyyyyy!!!!. You walk into an
underwear/lingerie store and you find a
nice bra and you ask for it in big size
and they go " we don't have this in big
size, but we have better
ones" and they show you the big size and
they're so ugly you're like
2: Finding the right Cloth to wear :
Most times you just want to wear a crop
top or a bodycon gown but you know
you're going to appear as trying g to be
sexy so you just throw in a big ass shirt
over your head and ask yourself What is
life
3: High Death risk :
I know some people will yimu but we all
know that if you have big boobs you
cannot run, so imagine you running
away from fire, danger, kidnappers,
alliens and every other danger, small
boobs girls would have long run to safety
before you even run an inch!
4 : Eye Candy for perverts! And the
entire male species:
My God, This is like the most annoying
because if you have big boobs, you don't
have a face anymore people stare at your
boobs instead of your face and no matter
how many times you keep crossing your
arms over your boobs
they still stare and even start to drool
and you're like
5 : You Automatically become a Sex
object/ pervert/Boyfriend snatcher :
Everywhere you go your big boobs get
you so much attention both bad and
good, so you basically become a sex
object. You become a pervert
automatically because when you give full
hugs people think you're purposedly
turning them on so fen seconds into the
hug and you feel something hitting your
tummy, just know it's your pervert boobs
that caused it. Same goes for hugging
somebody's Boyfreind or husband
especially when their girlfriend's boobs
are small.
Finally all the girls hate you because hey
your boobs are getting all the attention
but they don't know what you go through
everyday living the big boobs life!!
Still I wouldn't change my big boobs for
anything in the world *tongue out*
Feel free to add yours in the comment
section
I love comments
And yes pls share
www.reerespace..com

so I read a post somewhere about the perks of having Big Boobs and how having small boobs is a really big Disadvantage. Right now, I just want to say the Big Boobs Life is hard! And I'm going to say few things to defend my point, it's not like my boobs are really big but well they're not small so I guess I fit it small lol. 1: Finding the right Bra!: For me this is really difficult and a huge disadvantage because all the cute bras are in small size, or when you find a cute one in big size they look like something your grandma wears and you're like whyyyyy!!!!. You walk into an underwear/lingerie store and you find a nice bra and you ask for it in big size and they go " we don't have this in big size, but we have better ones" and they show you the big size and they're so ugly you're like 2: Finding the right Cloth to wear : Most times you just want to wear a crop top or a bodycon gown but you know you're going to appear as trying g to be sexy so you just throw in a big ass shirt over your head and ask yourself What is life 3: High Death risk : I know some people will yimu but we all know that if you have big boobs you cannot run, so imagine you running away from fire, danger, kidnappers, alliens and every other danger, small boobs girls would have long run to safety before you even run an inch! 4 : Eye Candy for perverts! And the entire male species: My God, This is like the most annoying because if you have big boobs, you don't have a face anymore people stare at your boobs instead of your face and no matter how many times you keep crossing your arms over your boobs they still stare and even start to drool and you're like 5 : You Automatically become a Sex object/ pervert/Boyfriend snatcher : Everywhere you go your big boobs get you so much attention both bad and good, so you basically become a sex object. You become a pervert automatically because when you give full hugs people think you're purposedly turning them on so fen seconds into the hug and you feel something hitting your tummy, just know it's your pervert boobs that caused it. Same goes for hugging somebody's Boyfreind or husband especially when their girlfriend's boobs are small. Finally all the girls hate you because hey your boobs are getting all the attention but they don't know what you go through everyday living the big boobs life!! Still I wouldn't change my big boobs for anything in the world *tongue out* Feel free to add yours in the comment section I love comments And yes pls share Check my blog www.reerespace..com

avicky:
Okay. I'll contact you. Where in lag are you based?

Besides, you didn't list mineral pressed or loose powder amongst your items. Are they available and which brand?

Drop your contact ma, let me reach you on WhatsApp

avicky:
So how do I get to see powder and foundation that's meant for my colour? Besides, where are you based? Please drop your contact pls not Instagram.

07056283282 lagos Ma

hahaha, some people are like that, you u should try a bombass mascara, let me hook you up? I have a really nice mascara

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Me Lately
Hello,
So lately, things have taken different turns, I don't think I've been in control of my life lately, I've let my guard down and I don't know if that's a good thing.
Normally, I have a playlist a very bubbling playlist, filled with happy songs, and maybe one sad love song at the end, but now I listen to sad sad love songs, you know like I lost a lover or something , the other day I was listening to katy perry's "the one that got away" and I got scared, what if I become like that? What if I meet someone really great and he gets away or I never find love at all because I've been too busy "guarding my heart" so that was what started it all I guess , the next thing I knew I was jumping up and down like a hungry lioness looking for who to devour (loool, I'm serious), I literally jumped at any little feeling I felt for any of my "toasters" because I never ever want to say "the one that got away". There was this high feeling of ecstasy that came from calling everyone baby, and acting like I really really liked this person (I really liked one tho/ I still do). After a while, I got tired of that kind of life, I mean I wonder how this runs babes do it, so I'm currently taking the wheels of my life back, if there's gonna be a "the one that got away" so be it man, like I guess God knows best .
I'm still kind of scared tho, my playlist now (in the order of how sad I feel) *oh my uterus*
1: Justin Bieber - Purpose
2: Ed sheran - Photograph
3: A great big world - Say Something
4: Sia - Big Girls Cry
5 : Rita Ora - Poison ( I don't know why I have this on my playlist tho)
6 : Keith urban and Carrie underwood - The Fighter
And other sad sad sad songs
I know I can be a drama queen and I act on little little things, but lately I've been acting on real feelings, I have been really scared , but I'm letting go ,I have no idea what I'm trying to protect exactly my heart? The one that could stop beating anytime?
Hearts are meant to be broken, if not they wouldn't be so fragile (I'm kidding)
But sometimes it takes a fall to appreciate how far you've gone, don't be like me, don't be a sad sulking person , really don't be like me tho don't go and start loving everybody.
This is not just for relationship or love life, its for every area of your life, go ahead take that risk, go that extra mile , buy that lovely expensive gown, go talk to that fine girl you really like .
Life's too short to be like me lately
If you don't give it all you got you're only cheating yourself, give it all you got, if it ends up happening, it ends up happening.
That's what's happening with me lately, its like giving God, I'm giving it all I got, sometimes I'm weak and I'm gonna do it and its like I'm not giving myself grace, I'm just like understanding that's just how it is .
Its like I keep telling my self I can't do it, but I don't know because I haven't tried, I guess I'm just gonna sit back and let fate run its course, I'm gonna do me and be happy
No more Excuses