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Family / Re: Mmmm by engrjoe(m): 7:47am On Sep 01, 2017
Since u have a list and u pray nothing came out, bruv it's just a sign for u.
Don't Marry.
U CAN BE A REVERENED FATHER IF U START NOW. TENKS

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Food / Re: Gambia Beat Nigeria , Ghana And Senegal In Jollof Rice Competition by engrjoe(m): 12:16am On Aug 29, 2017
feelgoodstuffs:


I've tasted it, nothing special undecided

A nothing special but dem say wit no tomatoes e win us
Politics / Re: Couple Wear IPOB Attire At Their Wedding In Owerri (Photos) by engrjoe(m): 8:28pm On Aug 28, 2017
My problem is not even with d ppl trying to be what they want to be after all ppl by themselves join become ritualist and some others kidnappers although some be Yahoo boys sha while few others they preach gospel of different religion.
MY PROBLEM IS HOW THEY MAKE IT LOOK LIKE THEY ARE WORSHIPPING IN A SHRINE.

Is Biafra supposed to be a country to call country or a religion because of d way d thing resemble sacrifice wit candle burning tire me ooo.

D name IPOD remind me of dat device name I just hope say dis Eastern IPOD go reign pass dat one


NO BOTHER QUOTE ME if we no dey in agreement
Food / Re: Gambia Beat Nigeria , Ghana And Senegal In Jollof Rice Competition by engrjoe(m): 6:59pm On Aug 28, 2017
Incase....
Maybe na to dey enter Gambia to chop jollof o?
NOT UNTIL A NAIRALANDER TELL ME HE TASTED IT


I won't believe it
Politics / Re: Aleto Eleme Bridge On East West Road Collapses (Photos) by engrjoe(m): 1:40pm On Aug 10, 2017
Poor job
Job not well done.
Politics / Re: See New Photo Of 9-yr-old Boy Chained By His Pastor Dad Adopted By Gov. Amosun W by engrjoe(m): 6:53am On Aug 01, 2017
[/b]Saved by the chains.[b]
Thank God he Did nt die before he was rescued. Handsome boy who can now live better life than the people that chained him

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by engrjoe(m): 12:17am On Jul 29, 2017
Good evening guys or should I say good morning since its 12:12 here.
As for the argument on submit tab, b4 I started mine at HIM Lagos on 25th about the hour of 3:30pm, I asked the facilitators question. The question about timing out was what I asked and the reply was whn it times u Out, u have automatically submitted.

I hope this helps ......

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by engrjoe(m): 10:28pm On Jul 27, 2017
GIGATT9:
Nairaland is a place to be!
Very informative....(all said - almost 90% correct)
Just read through the thread, prepare as well, you gotta be fast isuper fast in the hall.....
Not forgetting to click - save answer on each question after answering....
Pray, study, remain calm/relax.....

Dat was d mistake I made. I started with sequence, finished it abt 3mins. Dis is because I love sequence and series always. D mistake was click d save at the end of each session instead of every question. Did everythn nd wit abt 17-18mins to go i was left wit one session. because it was english if flower are dis and dat I clicked to check next session behold answers not saved. Called the attention of d facilitators. Their boss was around he attend to me, den blame dem for not passing such instruction. At dis time I just weak as time dey count den he said one of his boys should see what he can do but warned never to restart the time. Dat was whn I knew smthn can be done. After eating more time I was told SORRY I have to go to us like dat.
wit 10mins I had to restart nd did my beloved sequence and series b4 others. Glory to God I still went far bit couldn't finish.... esp d verbal *syllogism*

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by engrjoe(m): 2:39pm On Jul 25, 2017
Are u there already? JKK 3:30pm. I had to stop at ikeja eat nd relax small. Person need clear mind to write clearly
.

SUCCESS TO EVERYONE.
Romance / Re: Ladies, If He Exudes Most Of These Traits, Pls Consider Marrying Him by engrjoe(m): 10:59pm On Mar 21, 2017
wehdone there.....
LADIES UNA SEEE AM...QUALITY RUBBER FOR THIS BUHARI ERA DON SHOW.
he has all these and heis not yet married, i think he has a problem or better still him wan be apostle Paul wey nor marry.

over to yu LADIES.... some already saying getting those qualities is like dating 3 different guys at a time .....lolx

deparagon:
This is a counter thread to www.nairaland.com/3689026/guys-she-possesses-these-traits

Ladies Abeg we sef Get Qualities
i dey lie?

If He Possesses Most Of These Traits, Consider Marrying Him.

1. He doesn't Force Himself On You.

2. He Shares His Life Goals/Visions with you to have your Opinions.

3. He is not a Drunk (you know what these ones are capable of doing)

4.He loves you passionately.

5.He pays rapt attention to your complains & find/ suggest's possible way out's.

6.He is not a Fault Finder.

7. He is not quick at getting angry.

8.He doesn't Hit you.

9.He doesn't Spend irrelevantly.

10.He adhere's to most of the (+)advices you give him.

11.He doesn't Harass you in Public.

12. He talks about settling down with you.

13. He doesn't take actions all alone, he considers your opinions before making any move.

14. He talks more often on where, how and what to Invest on.

15. He talks more about the future.

17. He talks to you about moderate dressing.

18. He is always interested in your family's well-being.

19. He introduces you to his friends/colleagues not just as a Gf but as a potential wife.

Mehn my ink don finish i can go on and on and on, believe me there are good guys out there that exudes most of these traits, though most of 'em are introverts buh they're good.

Ladies let's have ya say!
Sports / Re: Bash Ali Was Not Assaulted - Dalung, Sports Minister by engrjoe(m): 7:19pm On Feb 15, 2017
Jacksparr0w127:
Just like the money was well 'Spended'

Exactly how Bash Ali was well bested lolx.
Its hard to believe Dis govt of *CHENJ* even wit evidence
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by engrjoe(m): 4:54pm On Oct 29, 2016
Zirah:
Yes. Merit corresponds with upper credit.


Kk
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by engrjoe(m): 4:54pm On Oct 29, 2016
For HND, upper credit was advertised BT merit is been seen in class of degree. Should one overlook nd use merit instead?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by engrjoe(m): 4:09pm On Oct 29, 2016
engrjoe:
For HND, upper credit was advertised BT merit is been seen in class of degree. Should one overlook nd use merit instead?

*any1 please*
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Department Of Petroleum Resources - 2016 Graduate Trainee &experienced Hire Job by engrjoe(m): 3:58pm On Oct 29, 2016
For HND, upper credit was advertised BT merit is been seen in class of degree. Should one overlook nd use merit instead?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Names Of Candidates Shortlisted For Nigeria Police Recruitment – 2016 by engrjoe(m): 12:10am On Jun 06, 2016
tonytony208:


My fiancé paid for the form and she was asked to bring 70k to be shortlisted. She consulted a senior officer and that one told her not to give anybody the money since the chance of even been selected is slim. Two of her coworkers also collected the form and they raised 70k for bribe and their names came out on the list. My fiancé's name never came out sha; she didn't bribe as required. Though I'm happy sha. At least, she won't be far from me...I mean I prefer playing home game. grin

70k for which shortlist? i and my friends who applied got our names on d list without paying a dime. Form wasnt even sold God knows if they had asked for 1k, na me go first back out. Not sure I will go for it self.
Education / Re: UNIBEN - 2015/2016 Postgraduate Application Is Out by engrjoe(m): 7:17am On Feb 14, 2016
adibo:

There is no deadline for now. You can pay your acceptance fee and do ur online clearance where you are, you don't need to travel to Benin. You only need to travel for physical clearance

D travelling stuff I meant is mostly for d program. Am gonna be throttling Lag-Ben .....
Anyways as for d physical and online clearance, can it be done in a day? I wish to take 2-3 days off from work to get dis done. Hw possible?
Education / Re: UNIBEN - 2015/2016 Postgraduate Application Is Out by engrjoe(m): 3:20am On Feb 14, 2016
Amoto333:

After u paid ur acceptance fees n u ve been cleared in pg school then ur payment of school fees ll B enable. So untill u r cleared in pg school u cannot pay sch fees. And also payment of sch fees is nt urgent, u can pay it at any time bt b4 first semester exam

Must it be paid in first semester I mean d sch fees?
What is d dead line for Acceptance to be paid and done because am yet to travel to Benin from Lag for it. D stress of d journey just killing me......
Education / Re: UNIBEN - 2015/2016 Postgraduate Application Is Out by engrjoe(m): 3:01am On Feb 14, 2016
adibo:

You did not drop your number

09093536966 is d number pls add
Romance / Re: How Should A Graduate Dress? by engrjoe(m): 5:40am On Jan 22, 2016
In an office environment mostly, a graduate ought to dress presentably and proper (with well laundered clothes) as well as smart. Outside office it is also ideal to dress in a distinguished mannerto ur environment. Cean and simple




**Not Saying graduate shouldn't do these either.

Cc; joliyp
Travel / Re: Studying In Finland (free Tuition) by engrjoe(m): 3:41pm On Jan 16, 2016
Hello everyone,
Please I have a question.
Does any Finnish school accept HND graduate of Mechanical Engineering for Masters program? If No, do they offer Post-Graduate diploma or even top up programs?

Your response is highly welcomed
Education / Re: UNIBEN - 2015/2016 Postgraduate Application Is Out by engrjoe(m): 1:19am On Jan 16, 2016
Hi Adibo, I wish to be added to d WhatsApp group pls are there Production Engineering PGD admitted or previous students there
Celebrities / Re: Red Carpet Photos From The Headies 2015 Award - see what your celebs are wearing by engrjoe(m): 3:48am On Jan 02, 2016
O serious Gan....

Baddooooski a gud friend of Dbanj don finally see opportunity take talk abt Dbanj mata. Dis means there could still be some hate in d mind of Dbanj wit DonJazzy

Hmmmm my thought though

Celebrities / Re: Red Carpet Photos From The Headies 2015 Award - see what your celebs are wearing by engrjoe(m): 3:27am On Jan 02, 2016
babzy2:
forget that thing bro, lil Kesh deserve that award, okay what about kiss Daniel? He sings craps too ba?


My guy hope u no get P with Don Jazzy and his children (as he rightly said) E be like u no listen to DAT Reekado song.

My guy u need listen again if na d KATAPOT wey dem mention det vex u because na only u and olamide wey dey disqualify d guy song as next rated so....

Don't lemme think u drank frm DAT cup he held and threw on stage bro.
***Na Joke Ooo No Beefing***

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Celebrities / Re: Red Carpet Photos From The Headies 2015 Award - see what your celebs are wearing by engrjoe(m): 3:22am On Jan 02, 2016
adioolayi:
Olamide...eya

Olamide don turn fighter ni.

Make him stop those childish tin.
Shame no go let am come take him award now.....

Anyhw sha I still like him song and dance to it BT he need to grow up attitude wise....

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Celebrities / Re: Red Carpet Photos From The Headies 2015 Award - see what your celebs are wearing by engrjoe(m): 3:10am On Jan 02, 2016
Don Baba don give Baddoski wetin him want....
Chaiiiiiii see matasssss.

DAT punch line shaaaa.

Don Baba na Boss u be I must acknowledge ....
Now Olamide is gonna feel "Why I Go Do Small Pikin Tin Self"

Now Don Jazzy has closed d service.

Too Arrogant I hate his hate. Lil Kesh should see himself as sm1 who gave his hit @ d wrong time when better songs DAT can stay longer over d years are on ground.


#$ayNoTo$houtingArtistOnNextRatedByHeadies
Celebrities / Re: Red Carpet Photos From The Headies 2015 Award - see what your celebs are wearing by engrjoe(m): 3:02am On Jan 02, 2016
Olamide my man BT dis shouldn't be every year attitude nah..... Ur men mustn't win it all.

Katapot beat shoki the earlier u knw this d better for ur team.

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Celebrities / Re: Red Carpet Photos From The Headies 2015 Award - see what your celebs are wearing by engrjoe(m): 2:35am On Jan 02, 2016
Katapot or catapult deserve d award no doubt .... Cute ride for him.

Reekado is very talented. Well deserved

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Celebrities / Re: Red Carpet Photos From The Headies 2015 Award - see what your celebs are wearing by engrjoe(m): 2:12am On Jan 02, 2016
UIA04:
God I love majek fashek he is a legend
For someone who just came out of rehab after years of deterioration his performance is effortless


As in ehnnnnn. Yet we have weewee artist wey no fit sing well at their own prime. When weeeweee carry DeM go rehab, I swear dey can't even sing with d music playing Dats if dey come out well.
Celebrities / Re: Red Carpet Photos From The Headies 2015 Award - see what your celebs are wearing by engrjoe(m): 2:07am On Jan 02, 2016
Send down d rain ....

Majek don get body o. Thank God for him. He still got d talent in him.

Many of these days artist we no go hear of dem in just 10yrs time.

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