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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by engrjoe(m): 4:26pm On Apr 15, 2015
gbonsquare:

Oga u tried but you should have given detailed explaination of fractional distillation and d fractions obtained with d temp at which they distilled off to make it impressive.From d questions u were asked i guess u are a chemical/process Engr...Thanks bro.

Well I knw after my answers I never really got a negative looks to dem except for when I was asked to tell dem abt refinery which I was fast abt and trying to drag in NPDC too. I had OND mech Engr as at dat time and HV worked as an industrial trainee for 3months wit WRPC and one year wit NPDC hence d later was fresher in my head Dan d former.

Though I still remember Dis bt lemme hear from field guys here.
Explain d process of using a centrifuge to carry out BS & W test. And its formular. Thanks


#AmEnjoyingThisRoom
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by engrjoe(m): 12:38am On Apr 15, 2015
Gloom:


Know your P&ID symbols and their uses

Talking abt P & ID please I need a training center for it. Or materials if its possible I learn on my own.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by engrjoe(m): 12:33am On Apr 15, 2015
Interesting thread. No more throwing of tantrums here. You guys are gud I must say. I learn stuffs here mostly late at nyt after work. So painful my job ain't giving me enuf room to prepare. I was part of those u were invited for d interview after d aptitude test for 2011.
It was a friendly interview except for one panelist who refused to smile or nodded his head.

Q - assuming we don't knw abt refinery, Wht can u tell us abt it
Q - what is d process of getting fractions of crude oil called (den I said fractional distillation)
Q - yes we knw its fractional distillation bt Wht is d exact process den I said cracking.
Q - from ur CV I said u took pressure and temperature readings of HP, LP, MP and Export Pump unit. Can u tell us d exact pressure gotten from the Export Pump?

Other questions followed still trying to remember all.


Let's keep Dis room alive wit meaningful comments. I will send email to some of u here at least we can chat offline sometimes. Cheers

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Politics / Re: Jimi Agbaje Called Akinwunmi Ambode To Congratulate Him Screenshot by engrjoe(m): 9:13pm On Apr 12, 2015
LAWYERS now will be vexing.... No much Tribunal Dis year chai...... There is Jesus oooooo
Politics / Re: Video of Oba Akiolu's 'Die In The Lagoon' Speech by engrjoe(m): 8:40pm On Apr 07, 2015
After watching d video, all I can say is LONG LIVE OBA of BENIN.

He can never be an equal to this type of OBA.

#PoliticalOba#
Romance / Re: A Thread For The Dark And Handsome Guys Of Nairaland by engrjoe(m): 2:20am On Apr 06, 2015
#AmDarkBoldAndGentle#

NYSC / Re: NYSC Member Commits Suicide Over Girlfriend by engrjoe(m): 7:28am On Feb 27, 2015
phrancys001:
Chiomna Hmmmm! Ndigboo dumbing,but dem say Edo no dey born mumu na.

I swear Dis guy no confirm at all. Edo for dat mata..... If dem trace him lineage well u go see say him naturalise. Now Wey him don die, d girl been forming Celebrity.


GOD punish any man Wey wan die for woman mata.
RIP
Politics / Re: Custom Officers Kill Girl In Sango Ota, Ogun State(Graphic Photos) by engrjoe(m): 8:47pm On Feb 23, 2015
okwuosho1:
There was pandemonium today in Sango Ota area of Ogun state as custom officers shot bullets into the air along Abeokuta expressway,leaving a young girl dead.

According to an eyewitness,the decease was hit by a stray bullet fired by one of the custom officers while she was making Amala in a shop at Sango garage.The custom officers deserted the scene without taking care of the deceased.

The shooting commenced around 10am from Joju area of Sango.The eyewitness went ahead to say that the custom officers were pursuing smugglers whom they seized their bags of rice.

Source: http:///NrlS7f






OMG
And I was there never knew they shot some one dead. Had to go inside d office because of such occurrence which i feared may happen... So pathetic
Romance / Re: 8 Reasons Why Your Man Hates To Wear Condoms by engrjoe(m): 1:57am On Feb 16, 2015
ivyT:
It reduces pleasure sometimes___dats wot I heard wink

Pls where did u hear it? Am still waiting to hear it too o. I just hope I don't hear practicing it grin
Politics / Re: Military Destroy 6 Buffur Camps Of Boko Haram Terrorists by engrjoe(m): 6:03am On Feb 15, 2015
nationwide1:
They call it Sambisa forest and from my knowledge of geography,
it's most appropriate to call it Sambisa 'grassland' or 'desert' Kudos to our army. May the grace of God sustain you.

Exactly my thoughts. Dis ain't forest Dis should be called SAMBISA Desert. Thank God for d strength and knowledge the military HV gotten. All they need is our prayers and encouragement.
Govt give dem more arms let dem wipe these bastards outtakes d earth



God Bless d Army
God Bless Nigerians
God Bless Nigeria


God punish BOKO HARAM and their sponsors

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Monthly Net Salary Of Federal Government Ministries,departaments, Agencies And P by engrjoe(m): 4:37am On Jan 13, 2015
thanks for the info

please help with entry level salary to ministry of labour and productivity for HND holder

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Romance / Re: Reasons You Should Get Married Later In Life by engrjoe(m): 1:11pm On Dec 25, 2014
badoolee:
Well said mam
I repeat,aint gonna be a liability 4 any man
Its gonna be our money,our cars ,our evryfin
Buh we gonna work for it togeda.
Once u leave a man to do evryfin,less value 4 u alrdy

Ain't gonna wait for her token, am gonna make it big time den am gonna HV it almost all (houses, cars, lots of cash) and am gonna tell her "Baby don't come wit a luggage grin.... I gat a fitted custom made america/UK wears wit those Italians shoes for ya. Come wit just dat White Garment after our wedding"



Nice 1 up there gurl .... Do ur plans are cool.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by engrjoe(m): 11:18pm On Dec 17, 2014
feji01:
I want to believe each one saw these rules before attempting to comment on this thread.I just wonder why "some people" can't just adhere to simple basic rules. undecided
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Wit all these rules? NO WAY....
Hw fun go come dey NL?
I didn't read all sha bt I believe Dis rules don't count...else all d news Wey fake for Front Page posted by Mod sef for no dey.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by engrjoe(m): 6:19am On Dec 10, 2014
At Dis point, no need for me to quote any1 else I quote up to 5ppl here.
I love d way u guys reason Dats wat make NL a unique forum.
If Scoffield words were filtered by us, u will see d guy wasnt being proud bt being sincere. In similar way, Prof and sm odas were nt just being harsh on him bt because of how it seemed he($coffield) sounded.
Weda u are attacking or defending, THANKS for i hv learnt stuffs here from u today likewise some oda person.
while u debate/argue, see every reason to fish out positive points made by ur fellow so u too can learn more nd learn positively. Note dat we all are still learners

If u HV any part of d question u remember dat u aren't sure of, its not late to learn. No knowledge is wasted

In God we trust
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: A Thread For Charcoal Portrait Artists by engrjoe(m): 5:21am On Dec 09, 2014
killjoy:
here are few more

Dis is beautiful. How much will u take to do me 2 of these?
Pic of me...

Waiting for ur reply
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by engrjoe(m): 11:00pm On Dec 07, 2014
mojid22000:


Bros, how was the interview then? And were they particular about age?

D interview wasn't tough as I would say bt could be tricky. My panel was mainly of staffs who are from Refineries and just one person from NPDC. I was asked from basis of
1) u are Mr ......
2) Wht do u knw abt NNPC
3) u did IT at NPDC according to ur cv, Wht exactly were u doing
4) Wht was d value of d pressure reading at d export pump?
5) Wht process does crude undergo to get its product
Etc and some personal questions bt in all it was based on ur CV. Knw Wht u HV on ur CV very well.

Hope this helps...



Cheers

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by engrjoe(m): 8:17pm On Dec 07, 2014
scoffield245:
how come u never mentioned carbon which is de most common type.are u a witch Mr

Dis Scofield guy sound sometimes funny.

U are indeed defensive in ur own debate. Wit these analysis, one can gain one or two knowledgeable idea if and only if u guys avoid being offensive.

So let d educative interaction continue wit no insult

THANKS

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by engrjoe(m): 1:32pm On Dec 07, 2014
scoffield245:
far cheaper right.i neva seen any that level.is y I fear the credibility. Asking us basic science.gravity pull and lever family and ordinary English meaning and idiom is quite unexpected.actuslly that's y I didn't bother to read the online past questions. Cos I knew they will change style. But for those dat read. No knowledge is a waste

Well as I will say, u are partially ryt from d observations bt don't rubbish dat test.... Many are called but few are chosen. Wht if dey call those who scored 90% and above? So I believe there is always a reason why its cheap... In all all thanks to God for we need him more Dis tym

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by engrjoe(m): 9:12pm On Dec 06, 2014
scoffield245:
I tink there will be a 2nd exam.wats dis nonsense of setting primary school basic science for us.i tink philips consult wanted to use this as pleminary stage.an elimination round exam will soon follow so giddy up and read ur books.only people dat are dunces will not be able to score up to 70% on dis one

Hey bro, don't be too quick. Pray u make d list for interview for as far as I knw it was far cheaper Dan dat of 2011 which Iwrote.
Den i(we) d 2011 exam under unfavorable night condition using a low light fone, I came out feeling nt too cool even though I did my best. Behold i was surprised when I was called up for interview.
Went to the tower and did my very best and defended my CV to d best of my ability and d rest was history


Glory be to God am alive to write dis one

I will advice u pray instead of rubbishing d exam...

CONGRATS TO THOSE WHO WROTE
It is well

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by engrjoe(m): 11:32am On Dec 06, 2014
LadyAmaka:


.my dear it is late already. my situation is same with yours. I have to forget about it and face my day.

Its not late just go and do ur thing....
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by engrjoe(m): 11:30am On Dec 06, 2014
LadyAmaka:
It is quite unfortunate that it took NNPC two long years to conduct apptitute test but could not send people's exam center to them thereby distabilising one.This country is meesed up. I can't even recall the state I choosed because I was in Delta then. Wish the lucky ones success.

Dear, u can write anywhere......
I repeat u can.
Am at uniben now and I confirmed it from d lady addressing us nd telling us abt each hall. She made mentioned dat if u are supposed to be in anoda state stay in hall A..
Don't be discouraged OK?
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by engrjoe(m): 6:31am On Dec 06, 2014
dybaba:


gbemiyor@gmail.com ........

Thanks.

Never too late to check somethings.
Pls send me d NNPC materials dat yoga sent u
@
Joe.Idemudia@yahoo.com
Thanks
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by engrjoe(m): 6:27am On Dec 06, 2014
standd:


Do I?

***
Seen smiley

God bless you plenty kiss

Plss I need it too o
Joe.idemudia@yahoo.com
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by engrjoe(m): 5:18am On Dec 03, 2014
EricNelson:

Please which courier campy brought the mail just in case it doesn't get to me I can always go to them. Thank you and God bless

I will call my dad to ask. Dat should be later today pls
Though it was Benin sha
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by engrjoe(m): 9:33pm On Dec 02, 2014
vincentdania:
Hi Otega88,
Thank you so much for sharing the NNPC aptitude test practice questions. You are a breath of fresh air in a foul smelling world.

Pls share too Joe.Idemudia@yahoo.com
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NNPC Aptitude Test On December 6, 2014 by engrjoe(m): 3:56pm On Dec 02, 2014
Good forum
Good ppl
Good Afternoon
Just got a call now from my dad dat my hard copy letter was delivered to my home address Dis afternoon.

I pray God see me thru Dis time as I advanced to d interview stage 2011 and was positive I did well having been wit NNPC for my four months IT and 1 year IT as an operator back den

May God help us all...
My challenge now is dat I can't even study for it properly as I ought to.....

I wish every1 of us here SuccesS

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Romance / Re: Mr Nairaland - December 2014 Edition [campaign Thread] by engrjoe(m): 12:02am On Nov 14, 2014
Who do I vote for
Hmmmmm
Thinking......

Just a vote from me anyway, bt contestants may HV to get it from me by answering few questions...

* Wht would u do first and how if elected the president of the Federal Republic of Nigeria today?
*if u were given the mandate to make improvements on d services of Nairaland Forum to satisfy d public Wht would u do
* why do u want to be the winner of Dis contest and whts ur drive?


HOPE am nt asking for too much just for a VOTE.....
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Oando Graduate Trainee Recruitment 2014 by engrjoe(m): 9:52pm On Oct 30, 2014
Plssss i need d queztion at joe.Idemudia@yahoo com
Plsss
Music/Radio / Re: Olamide’s Performance @ Felabration 2014 by engrjoe(m): 12:27am On Oct 20, 2014
Dis guy is gud any day, anywhere, anytime ......
Confirmed street cred... Moving d crowd wit a superb stage performance.

Not many Nigerian artist can do beta on stage like Dis dude... Op Thanx for uploading Dis
Politics / Re: Flashback: I Won't Stay In Office Beyond 2015 - Jonathan by engrjoe(m): 11:12pm On Oct 14, 2014
As Oga Jona come change him mind nko? Shey una go pursue am comot ni?

Must u keep dat newspaper?...
D guy say him no go stay d same office, in oda words na to build better one Dis year ending and relocate to a comfortable one in 2015

Shey u grab

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Romance / Re: My Fiance Is Very Dirty by engrjoe(m): 11:51pm On Oct 07, 2014
sexyseun:
Guys by default are dirty pigs. The day i entered jim iyke's room i almost fainted. Iyanya has good taste with colors in his bedroom but its so rough and tumble.

Never attempt to visit face at festac,he's crib is so untidy.

Why do u always get sacked? Were u nt d same cleaner Aki and PawPaw hired last week? Stop complaining, its ur duty to clean up d mess. Dats y u are paid. After Aki and Pawpaw sack u, Uncle Wayward dey wait to employ u....

Add these ur experience to ur CV trust me, sm nairalanders go employ u as cleaners.

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Education / FUTA Don Identifies Causes Of Building Collapse by engrjoe(m): 9:17pm On Oct 07, 2014
A professor of Civil Engineering, Joseph Afolayan, has cited use of inferior materials, sharp practices, use of unqualified manpower in very significant building projects and absence of codes of engineering properties of building materials as major causes of building collapse in the country.
Speaking on The Tower of Babel: the Secret of the Birth and But of Structural Integrity at the 67th inaugural lecture of the Federal University of Technology, Akure, FUTA, Afolayan, a Structural Engineer, explained that engineering property of the commonly used construction materials, especially for concreting in Nigeria, grossly fell below the minimum standard.
Afolayan said: “In spite of the shortfall, unqualified skills are employed to handle construction projects at various levels leading to poor quality control.”
Professor Afolayan, who dwelt largely on the risk factors associated with building constructions, disclosed that “apart from poor material quality and very poor workmanship, the effects of environmental conditions on structures were worrisome, especially at the coastal regions of the country.”

Source:-http://www.vanguardngr.com/2014/10/futa-don-identifies-causes-building-collapse/

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