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Travel / Re: Canadian Student Visa Thread Part 16 by engrjoe(m): 6:36am On Feb 17, 2020
JustMellow:


Isé!! Otenmwen, uwe se. Domo sir!

Domon Baba.
Thanks to u and every other guru in the house, u have all done well. Sent u a mail request, I hope it drops, kindly acknowledge sir.

Thanks

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Travel / Re: Canadian Student Visa Thread Part 16 by engrjoe(m): 6:54am On Feb 16, 2020
JustMellow:


Hello Eddyme,

There is no special effect but the online route was initially designed to be faster than the paper route. Thus, both have no additional favour as both routes are being handle by Nairobi VAC. If the documents are much and you feel you can't compress to the 4MB, then use the paper route. If the documents are few, then use the online routes since you reside outside Lag/Abj. BTW its good to know we are from the same Ancient city.

All the best.


Obaghatokpere Ise....
Welldone my brother.
Crime / Re: Someone Used My ATM Card To Shop On Aliexpress by engrjoe(m): 2:10pm On Feb 02, 2020
Unlike some online shops, Aliexpress will not ask for a password. I tried that with my oda card and it went thru without asking for pin. In other words, if ur card gets to the hand of a wicked person and he/she snaps d front and back, then can they use it on sites like aliexpress....

This is a serious SECURITY BREACH..
KINDLY KEEP YOUR ATM CARDS AWAY FROM THE REACH OF PEOPLE.
Romance / Re: Genotype Wants To Ruin Me, But I Am Fighting Back by engrjoe(m): 12:26am On Jan 08, 2020
Cheato64:
I and Oma have dated for more than 2yrs, I intend getting married to her. When we started dating she told me from onset her genotype is AS. I taught I was AA because I did the test when I was like 10yrs.

We decided to go for HIV test just to be sure even though we had unprotected sex. On doing the HIV test, the attendance whom we didn't ask, checked our genotype, performed all the test because she taught we were couple and since it's an Anglican Church hospital and we came together, it means we are planning to get married.

The result came out HIV negative for both of us, blood group O+, while she's AB and genotype we were both AS. She insist we call it off, 2yrs courtship just like that.

Oma is a nicest person I have ever known after my mom, she takes care of me, I eat healthy, I don't repeat clothes both inner and outer wears. She makes sure I work out regularly, I don't do house chores yet my friends envy me whenever they come visiting.

Name any good thing Oma has it. Now Oma has moved on but I can't, I kept on looking for a lady like Oma, now I understand why most men talk trash about Nigerian women (no offense) and when I meet a lady the first thing I ask is her genotype.

I can recall I asked a lady her genotype even before asking for her name. I can't keep a relationship all I think about is my sweet Oma. She has moved on so she claim but we still talk and she told me she has a man right now even though we still sextexting, we talk how much we miss each other it's been over 6 months since we last saw, she relocated to delta while am in Enugu.

I invited her which she decline but invited me which I accepted I intend going this weekend and I will ask her to marry me, if we get married there is a possibility our first 2 children won't carry the sickle cell anemia. My friend is telling me not to do it but my mind is made up.



I want to understand you. You created a topic in 2018 that you are married now u want to propose please help me understand.

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Crime / Re: Abdulkareem Haruna: Kidnapped & Released Journalist Narrates Shocking Experience by engrjoe(m): 2:02pm On Jan 04, 2020
Maxymilliano:


As we drove that night to Jos, the police warned us to be extra careful that the roads had been plagued by similar attacks in the past days. In my mind, I said, “don’t worry, it has been bought.”

I also pondered over the event of the past three days. How easy it has become to be kidnapped, how easy it was for unscrupulous youth to make money, and how easy it is to die here, and I sighed. “That is the hazard of being in Nigeria.”

https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/370544-kidnapped-and-released-nigerian-journalist-narrates-shocking-experience.html


I am not a good long epistle reader but trust me bro I read this. I am very thankful to God for seeing you through. It is an experience that one never wishes to see. Just like a Movie.... anyways, what you wrote can be used for a movie if u ask me. HAPPY NEW YEAR AND THANK GOD FOR SAFETY

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Sports / Re: Anthony Joshua Vs Andy Ruiz Jr. II - Rematch (Live Updates) by engrjoe(m): 9:38pm On Dec 07, 2019
kolaa007:
Please if you stay in ikorody and you love to play scrabble Holla me. We try to meet once a month to just play scrabble and have fun. We no dey collect money. It's just an avenue to meet new people and play scrabble... ooo

I stay far but we fit connect. It's been a very long time I did dis
Travel / Re: Canadian Student Visa Thread Part 16 by engrjoe(m): 4:49pm On Dec 02, 2019
JustMellow:


I don't know how it works with VFS but from what a moniker stated that submitted recently, its best you book for an appointment. But if you are in Abuja, its normally a work in and submit situation. However, you can google VFS Lagos and get their website to book your appointment. Its a straight forward process on their website.

The passport should be a standard passport size, at least one is okay but go with two. Tell the photographer the purpose of it and they would take the perfect shot/size.

Good luck

Thank you for your response. I dont know what I am doing wrong, I couldn't book appointment online. It pops up stuff linking me to another vfsglobal address. Please guys help me with possible way to go thru getting it.
NB:- I am in Lagos
Travel / Re: Canadian Student Visa Thread Part 16 by engrjoe(m): 4:42pm On Dec 02, 2019
ChidimmaP:


If you're referring to the link I dropped here, it should open. Try using Google Chrome browser:

1. Sign-up and validate your email address

2. Login

3. Click on schedule appointment

4. Click on add applicant

5. Fill in your details and the time you would like to have the biometrics

6. Submit after that.

You should get an email confirming your enrollmu

I registered on https://www.vfsglobal.ca/IRCC-appointment trying to login, it keeps popping smthn as I have attached

Travel / Re: Canadian Student Visa Thread Part 16 by engrjoe(m): 10:09pm On Dec 01, 2019
JustMellow:


Hello Engrjoe,

Print out the biometrics instruction letter and for with a photocopy biodata of your PP. Also go with sized passport copies.

Admiral Ayinla Way, Lekki Phase I, Lagos

BTW those who stay in Lagos can drop better description of the address or you can google it.

Good luck


Thanks for the response sir JustMellow. I learnt I will have to book an appointment first. Tried using a link I saw but it isnt going. Should I just go to their office with the above listed requirements or get a way to book appointment first? Secondly, sized passport should be how many and what size? I assume it is not the size submitted during application.
Kindly help with the above questions

Others can please contribute also. I am sorry for bringing this in here. THANKS
Travel / Re: Canadian Student Visa Thread Part 16 by engrjoe(m): 6:42am On Dec 01, 2019
Thanks Boss. Still cant find family application room here on NL. How ever I think only few questions needed can be asked here. How do I get scheduled for Biometrics and where is the location in Lagos as I have been mailed to go for Biometrics already. Thanks.

Anybody can as well answer me.

Frankrobbn1:


It's a great pleasure to have you here. Thanks for the compliments about me, i do appreciate it. As per your question your spouse needs to sponsor you to come to Canada since she is already a citizen. The program with which you will be using to immigrate to Canada is referred to as FAMILY SPONSORSHIP PLEASE REFER TO THIS LINK FOR FURTHER DETAILS.

We hope to see more of you here.

It shall end in praises.
Politics / Re: Rotimi Amaechi Announces Free Rail Ride On Lagos-Ibadan Route by engrjoe(m): 10:27pm On Nov 30, 2019
Dis one say make u mind your Business if you get anyone. As u sef follow for the Audio promises den Continue...

CoolAmbience:



Wetin this one dey talk sef?


Politics / Re: Rotimi Amaechi Announces Free Rail Ride On Lagos-Ibadan Route by engrjoe(m): 5:46am On Nov 30, 2019
Lagos Ibadan? They need to be specific because Agege rail line is still less than 60% complete, Ikeja is less than 40% complete(that one dey are still digging and try to put overhead) I cant tell of Ibadan. Agbado as at the last time I passed there was still less than 70%.
They should be specific and Ibadan ppl can help out by telling us how much % is completed already over there before we accept audio promises for the media.

I HOPE THIS IS NOT HATE SPEECH LOLX. NAIJAGOVT AND FUNNY RULES

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Travel / Re: Canadian Student Visa Thread Part 16 by engrjoe(m): 10:30pm On Nov 03, 2019
@frankrobbin1, you have really been instrumental in this group. I followed this grp for sometime now reading thru some pages.... indeed there are gurus in the house. GOD BLESS YOU GUYS ALOT.


I am here to still gather info for my friends and colleagues hence I may ask questions in due course on their behalf while I introduce them here as well.

As for mine, my spouse is a citizen (by birth) over there and wishes me to come over. What grp in NL can satisfy that pls.

Thanks
NB: I will continue to still be part of this place.
Travel / Re: Canada Spouse Open Work Permit (sowp)timeline by engrjoe(m): 5:31am On Oct 12, 2019
Nellykuch:
It has rained approval for me and MY FIVE KIDS!!!!!!! It can only be GOD!!!!!!!!!


Congratulations to u Nellykuch and family. God that has done yours will do for every1 here. Please check mail THANKS

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Travel / Re: Canada Spouse Open Work Permit (sowp)timeline by engrjoe(m): 9:14am On Oct 05, 2019
Joining this team though I have been following from afar....
Applying for PR.
I have few questions to ask
1) after Biometrics, how long does it take to get the process done
2) should I wait til I am asked to do medicals or I can do upfront? If upfront is to be done, how do I go abt it
3) application submitted by my spouse in CA yesterday. She is a citizen by birth, will this process still take long?
4) after submission of application, how long will it take to be invited for biometrics
Travel / Re: Canada Spouse Open Work Permit (sowp)timeline by engrjoe(m): 7:45am On Aug 18, 2019
emeify:
Just go to the police headquarters, Alagbon if u are in Lagos. Tell.them.qhat u want. Pay the fees and that's it.
Go with your international passport andpassport photo.


Thank you very much, I have done it now. Got a link and it was fast, 20mins was apparently the time I spent there.
Travel / Re: Canada Spouse Open Work Permit (sowp)timeline by engrjoe(m): 1:01pm On Aug 11, 2019
Please guys, who can help me with direction to carry out police clearance for immigration.

Help please.
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: A Nairalander's Photo-realistic Drawing Of Olakunle Churchill by engrjoe(m): 6:58pm On Jun 23, 2019
Slimszy:
Greetings everyone, my name is Kalejaye O. Tosin, a Nigerian Photo-realistic artist.

Here is my drawing of Churchill (Tonto Dikeh's ex husband) made with Graphite and Charcoal pencil on Paper.

What are your thoughts?

So on point bro...
Why not draw me instead of these ppl who will hardly notice to say thank you.
Lemme send you my portrait jare....
As God don bless you with magic finger, come let your star shine for my body..

Nice job bro

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Politics / Re: PDP Elects Kingsley Chinda As Reps Minority Leader by engrjoe(m): 7:48pm On Jun 21, 2019
markfemisgay:

Kingsley Chinda is from the ikwere tribe of River state south south Nigeria. Always fact check before commenting to avoid making a mockery of yourself.

I think u should read through his write up again den check your response...

Have a nice day

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Politics / Re: Crowd Troop Benin Airport For Buhari by engrjoe(m): 4:35pm On Jan 17, 2019
Which crowd is the OP talking about? I landed Benin Airport past 11am, na few police dey there. It was empty lolx I got a pic to show for it.

When I got out of the gate, that were only few Aboki riding bike ok the airport road, what A shame.

A state that banned usage of motorcycle in major roads and Benin city allowed Aboki ride recklessly on the express of airport road.

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Crime / Re: Man Reveals How F-SARS Shot Him In The Leg During Arrest - Photo by engrjoe(m): 11:15am On Nov 16, 2018
The SARS guy looks more like a criminal. Instead of SARS to investigate this now they will sweep it under the carpet. [color=#990000][/color]#9jaWahala

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Politics / Re: Osun 2018 Governorship Election Results From Polling Units & Wards (unofficial) by engrjoe(m): 1:48pm On Sep 23, 2018
bilulu:
#OSUN2018 HAS FINALLY DECIDED!

Here is the final result:

# PDP - 255,698 votes - (1st)
# APC - 254,345 votes - (2nd)
# SDP - I28,149 votes - (3rd)
# ADP - 49,714 votesj - (4th)

Sharp man.... dat 353 still come out
SDP sha is 128,049
Politics / Re: Osun 2018 Governorship Election Results From Polling Units & Wards (unofficial) by engrjoe(m): 11:12am On Sep 23, 2018
https://www.channelstv.com/live/

Check for Live updates here
Politics / Re: Osun 2018 Governorship Election Results From Polling Units & Wards (unofficial) by engrjoe(m): 11:02am On Sep 23, 2018

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8rttB7NIyY

I think the above link will help for those not having phcn power in their area, follow live broadcast If u got MB to do so.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: You Just Got A Job And You Need Accommodation. Come In by engrjoe(m): 6:23am On Jun 11, 2018
Any room self contain well secured with good electricity around Agege or Iyana Ipaja. Please quote me. Thanks
Career / Re: Can I Make A Living Out Of Data Analysis by engrjoe(m): 8:17am On Apr 29, 2018
Mimifumsy:

Sorry that I couldn't reply you since.

GIS
Geographic Information System (GIS) is a computer system for capturing, storing, checking and displaying data related to positions on the Earth’s surface. It's of great importance, because all activities or things on earth are position or location related.

It allows us to view, understand, question, interpret and visualize data in ways that reveals relationship, patterns and trends in the form of maps, globes, reports and charts. With GIS technology, people can compare the locations of different things in order to discover how they relate to each other.


It's quite obvious u are very good I this. Please can you advice an Engineering graduate who intends becoming a data analyst which program to go for.
NB: I studied Mech Engr in politechnic HND and Production Engr in University PGD . What engineering data analyst program can I start learning?
Thanks in anticipation for your reply. Any other person is free to throw more light including telling me venue to practice it in Lagos.
Celebrities / Re: Ayo Bishi Catches His Phone Thief With A Lady (Photos) by engrjoe(m): 5:06pm On Dec 06, 2017
emmayayodeji:
Please let us read the first 4 lines of this post


This guy said he went in search of the thiefs number and he found it.

How did he just randomly find the thiefs number?


D smthing tire me sef


read d part where he slapped d girl and told her she was surrounded and that is after telling her at first not to be scared.

Travelled to Ijebu Ode security went to Abeokuta den Ago Iwoye Abeg which fone lost? Iphone X or 2018 Galaxy...

At d end of d day u try #JoinSars

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Religion / Re: PFN Chairman Accuses Rochas Okorocha Of Erecting Occult Altars In Owerri by engrjoe(m): 12:35pm On Dec 03, 2017
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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Nigerian Navy Direct Short Service Course Aspirants(dssc) 2015 by engrjoe(m): 4:58pm On Oct 25, 2017
Please some one should drop the past question me Joe.idemudia@yahoo.com
Thanks
Education / Re: Iyanuoluwa Osewa & Kolawole Bello Win Cowbellpedia Mathematics Teachers Of Year by engrjoe(m): 8:38pm On Oct 20, 2017
Congrats Iyanuoluwa brother to Seun Osewa. 8years in Mathematics is no beans.....
Congrats too to their Dad Samson Osewa Owner of highly respected Ambassadors College Ota

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