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this kind thing will not make front page...

I think our government can get these gadgets to monitor our cows

I watched it.. There was no chemistry like we had in chelsea

This is Nigeria.
I am sure it's one of those Sai baba hailers.
What do I know sef.


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Nigeria is going forward truely. Nice Yatch

SmellingAnus:
I remember my friend back then... His girlfriend came to him and broke up with him in front of me and he just started laughing... The girl started crying that my friend doesn't love her... Anyway they still made up there... Complicated beings���


Back then my ex broke up with me and I accepted it then she started begging to come back and I refused... She later begged my friend and even told my friend to tell me that I shouldn't eat and run away... That was how I accepted her back... That was the only heartbreak I had... Fortunately she came back trying to get into my life for some years but I refused.... She even said she is in a relationship but she is still available for me but I still refused... Lol

I'm not alone

nuggarito:
You are probably a fine boy and knows the benefits that's why you acting this way.
I just pray you no jam Wetin pass you.

sir, I don't think there's is anything left to see.

pcguru1:
Some dont react because they grew up under harsh condition so heartbreak is nothing, it's like someone that has been poor all his life and suffering, later hits money and one babe breaks up with him, he will just see it as a setback and move on, people who haven't gone through much will feel emotionally wrecked.

Thank you sir, I think this is it

frankkydee:
Why you feel that way is because you are not really ready for relationship,love, marriage and commitments. Because if you are fully ready, when someone you really want to settle down with breaks your heart ehn, you won't be here saying all of those things

Please how else am i supposed to fall in love or love the girl I want to marry?
I guess you don't understand all these sir.
Why do you think I have never been in love?
Or are you trying to make me feel guilty for not going into depression or something, or should I force depression on myself when such a thing happens?
This is why I asked for advice not a condemnation.

people are getting me wrong here.

lilwetdick:
you are the mvp

pls no advice for you, you have good outward emotional control even though you suffer inside..good stuff

you look like the guy that can pick up his pieces and move on in life..keep it up.

iamjahmeyou:
You are stronger than Buhari oh. it is your type we need for Nigeria security solution now because you are emotionalless

iamjahmeyou:
You are stronger than Buhari oh. it is your type we need for Nigeria security solution now because you are emotionalless

iamjahmeyou:
You are stronger than Buhari oh. it is your type we need for Nigeria security solution now because you are emotionalless

What am I supposed to say?

Ernerstdavid55:
If I hear well baba u never fall in love if u do dat ps3 she bought for u na u for be the one to buy har ps9 self

sir. I bought her something 6 times more expensive than that PS3.
The PS3 was a birthday gift. She bought it after my other Ps3 had power problem.

Thinkdiffway:
From all you wrote, you never mention you met a girl you love, when you find a girl you love and she suddenly break up with you Mehn you will come and write again.

sir, I love these girls.
I didn't mention some cases though. But doesn't mean I have not fallen deep in love with a girl.

Null

davillian:
Lmao. You are a learner when it comes to relationship and women.

Ok

davillian:
Only kids do that.
For the fact you got hurt by a lady doesn't stop you from loving another woman.
It only takes time but you will meet someone who will give back all the love you've given without getting back in return.

bros shut up abeg... You don't know what is happening

martyns303:
Guy called and she couldn't talk properly, she was saying "hmm" "OK" "yes" "ok". snatched the phone from her and put it on speaker, the guy wasn't happy with her about something, he was yelling at her through the phone "is this how u used to talk to me"? "hello, hello!!!!!" I ended the call, she kneeled down and started begging.

Called the guy later with my phone, talked to him as man and he opened up and gave me the whole rundown. I died 1001 times within 5mins.

Oh! did I mention we had been dating for 6yrs?

Dated 6yrs. Uncle data

I am done

Ilamina:
you are the smart one

hope you no like quarrel?

cooluzi:
bro I no hold her nah

not what i mean

cooluzi:
now I'm concern about this girl.... wtf

Lol.. Baba leave her please.

Ilamina:
Even a smelling girl like me

but you are human.
I would

Ilamina:
So you accept every girl that ask you out

please don't get this wrong

I am not married so I would pay attention to her, hear from her first. I respect her for walking up to me and asking me out. Only few ladies can do that

I have done that severally, I hated anything female human. I am not gay also.
Not any more, now I know how important they are, I wouldn't turn anyone down. She deserves some respect, know what she has to offer before drawing conclusion.

Dear Ilamina feel not bad. Try to understand

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Mods please push this to FP we don't know who would need this

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Reboot the device
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Caption by: Adrian Kingsley-Hughes

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I have read lots of things about rape cases between pastors and members. I have one question to ask. Abeg is it only male pastors that rape?
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