A warri mum called her son Akpos on phone;

Akpos: Hello maleee
Mum: Akpos dat meat & fish don boil?
Akpos: Yes ooo maleee
Mum: Abeg implicate salt & maggi, attach oil, pepper & sentence d crayfish & other small small fish dem 2 death ....then involve the leaves ....after 10mins, discharge d pot 4rm fire. You dey hear me so?

Akpos: Maleee ....shuooo, this food go gud 2 download wit Eba oo
Mum: No worry, i don already detain some fufu for cooler ....when tym reach we go give them amnesty.

[quote author=GibsonB post=60992413]Brotherly you have made no point infact your points are dead on arrival, go back to bed, pull your cloths and have a good sleep..

Today is Independence day, stop making noise, we want to hear buhari on TV very well ok? [ you just murdered the op]

You are saying this because you have not seen what a fallen boobs really look like.

[no be small thing]I swear down, this lady is georgous.. Didn't say beautiful cos beauty ain't all bout facial n body structures [no be small thing o]

Thanks

Join me and praise the Lord cos today is my birthday

[quote author=ChappyChase post=38247844]
Shock, shock indeed! If to say she uproot my d!ck I for know whether her own shock for reach my own![hahahahahahahaha]
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