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Provie: Do u mean 666 or six hundred and sixty-six? Mark of the Beast or Batch Number? Son! Muz u type dis?:-/ |
[quote author=Risky_mallam]Advertorial please get a better camera.[/quote] ssshhhhh baby, itz past 8 here. |
Attention! I noticed d mark of d beast "666" which d holy book recorded 2 b 1 sign of endtime on a very popular friut juice "PROMISE MIXED FRUIT JUICE" Owned by KEVOLINKS INDUSTRIES LIMITED which is situated at Plot 2 Medina Industrail Estate, Igbesa, Ogun State. They re also d Producers of PROMISE WATER. It izn't d batch/reg number neither is it d expiry date! If u wanna confirm dis, get a can of d above mentioned juice, open d lid n check. Hey! 'm nt a fanatic buh i hope dis will get 2 fp.
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kkjoy: following and expecting more updates.... Nice writeup*shines teeth* tnks, mre updates 2morow. |
* munching boiled maize* xo who iz dah winna na? |
na wa oooo, 80 views no comment? una no try oooo |
****chapter 1 continues*** Familiar face doing the same ya'n'sh drying task as ours...Most expatriates working for big companies in that area lived in the Estate, making it possible to see the un imanginable! *winks* "Dis whitey(a slang used for foreigners) go break O!, na by force 2 jog?" i tot, starring at the most ugly, bald headed, tiny creature i had ever seen. "Koko'nma!" i jolted at the mention of my nick name, "who else knew that name?" it wasn't Laz voice, out of curiousity i Turned ignoring the friendly hand of my godmother pulling me to Jog fast.....I turned! yeh!.... ** I TURNED TO FACE MY DOOM!** |
*****CHAPTER 1**** EMPTY BED, EMPTY SPACE, YEH!, EMPTY!.. I felt Empty that morning, Lucy my roomie had gone for "THE USUAL". Living off Campus was a terrible mistake i made, as i had to trek my long ar's'e from my room to Ikpa road daily. Five missed calls, 2 msgs. I hissed when i noticed it was d usual boring nite calls form broke guys. "Men!, Men!!, Men!!!" I said still lying on my King size bed....Juz lyk a thunderous bolt memories of my past crossed my mind nd it ol came lyk a FLASH BACK!. "Koko-nma!(An efik name which means Munny's pet), are u still sleeping?" my godmother queried, "come on young lady it's 5:30am, letz go for a jog. "Dis woman never old?, na dis kain tin dey pain me O!, see as she use joggin take dry my ya'n'sh" i hissed. godmother was a foreigner married to a Nigerian, She is Kind hearted, beautiful, humble, rich and Brave! yeh! Brave! Her name: "LAZ" We jogged round d beautiful Estate smiling and waving to familliar face around. |
......All right reserved, no part of this work should be published, copied or borrowed without a written permision from the Owner...... Writing, reading and ol that end with "ING" are of great importance!..Morninglight. Ur comment and constructive Criticism is highly wlecomed. *****PROLOGUE***** THE DRUMS! THE DRUMERS!! THE DANCE! THE DANCERS!! "HELLLLPPPPP!!!", I Screamd!. Help? i asked in my subconcious state. I was half awake. The sounds of the drums grew faint and I tot i heard a knock. KPON! KPON!! KPON!!!, The knock and the Sounds of the drums Rhymed... "Jeez!!, whats happening? why d drums? Is it dooms day?" I Murmured. "Oh! silly dog! U sneaked in 2 greet? by why are u...Ah!!!" A mild scream escaped my lips. My spirit excused my flesh at the sight of the horror in front of me, Billy my favourite pet had its eyes plucked out with no trace of blood. Is it my imagination? Did i juz hear it speak? Of course it spoke! Doz words that made me IMMORTAL ****U WILL DIE!**** |
[quote author=Danhumprey][B]Are u a student there?[B] I mean,at Uniuyo. If so,which year did you got admission there. Am also a student there.[/quote]yeh man, which faculty/dept re u in? |
Diz iz lovely! |
hi, Gboliwe...wud like 2 contact u...guess u re in uyo, rite? |
ebamma: one fat agbero with big eyes who calls herself idowougbo,i bet my three bags of garri that she is ugly as phuck, always quick to criticise others, upload your own pix make we see, if u can't then shut the phuck up*lafin in tongues* hahahahlallaalallololmamamamriririrkakakaktaatatafoofof....lolzz. |
[quote author=Idowuogbo]See dis one, dem dey dry clean u! Dey dia jonz [/quote]Honestly, i fink op babe is cute while Ejinne babe na sexy Mama! Idowuogbo which 1 re u oooo...ur p.pix did nt show ya full face sef...talkin bout moi been dry cleaned? Mmmmmm *check wella* in fact i don vex again!!! |
loswhite: correct pix. U fine pass op babe jortake diz handshake joorr.....tell idowuogbo dat 'M frm Akwa ibom, or do u wanna knw why 2face went dere *wide grin* |
*in pidgin eng* Omo mehn!!! I don vexxx!!! |
Son! Muz u type dis?:-/
ssshhhhh baby, itz past 8 here.