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Nairaland GeneralRe: 666 In Ogun State! by enohbong(op): 8:25pm On Jun 15, 2013
Provie: Do u mean 666 or six hundred and sixty-six? Mark of the Beast or Batch Number?
undecided Son! Muz u type dis?:-/
Nairaland GeneralRe: 666 In Ogun State! by enohbong(op): 8:09pm On Jun 15, 2013
[quote author=Risky_mallam]Advertorial please get a better camera.[/quote]sad ssshhhhh baby, itz past 8 here.
Nairaland General666 In Ogun State! by enohbong(op):
Attention!

I noticed d mark of d beast "666" which d holy book recorded 2 b 1 sign of endtime on a very popular friut juice "PROMISE MIXED FRUIT JUICE" Owned by KEVOLINKS INDUSTRIES LIMITED which is situated at Plot 2 Medina Industrail Estate, Igbesa, Ogun State.

They re also d Producers of PROMISE WATER.

It izn't d batch/reg number neither is it d expiry date!

If u wanna confirm dis, get a can of d above mentioned juice, open d lid n check. Hey! 'm nt a fanatic buh i hope dis will get 2 fp.

LiteratureRe: Immortal Woman by enohbong(op): 9:25pm On Jun 03, 2013
kkjoy: following and expecting more updates.... Nice writeup
*shines teeth* tnks, mre updates 2morow.
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland June 2013 - Elimination Round 1 by enohbong: 8:58pm On Jun 03, 2013
* munching boiled maize* xo who iz dah winna na?
LiteratureRe: Immortal Woman by enohbong(op): 6:57pm On Jun 03, 2013
na wa oooo, 80 views no comment? una no try oooo
LiteratureRe: Immortal Woman by enohbong(op): 1:20pm On Jun 01, 2013
****chapter 1 continues***

Familiar face doing the same ya'n'sh drying task as ours...Most expatriates working for big companies in that area lived in the Estate, making it possible to see the un imanginable! *winks*


"Dis whitey(a slang used for foreigners) go break O!, na by force 2 jog?" i tot, starring at the most ugly, bald headed, tiny creature i had ever seen.

"Koko'nma!" i jolted at the mention of my nick name, "who else knew that name?" it wasn't Laz voice, out of curiousity i Turned ignoring the friendly hand of my godmother pulling me to Jog fast.....I turned! yeh!....


** I TURNED TO FACE MY DOOM!**
LiteratureRe: Immortal Woman by enohbong(op): 1:10pm On Jun 01, 2013
*****CHAPTER 1****



EMPTY BED,

EMPTY SPACE, YEH!, EMPTY!..



I felt Empty that morning, Lucy my roomie had gone for "THE USUAL". Living off Campus was a terrible mistake i made, as i had to trek my long ar's'e from my room to Ikpa road daily.


Five missed calls, 2 msgs. I hissed when i noticed it was d usual boring nite calls form broke guys. "Men!, Men!!, Men!!!" I said still lying on my King size bed....Juz lyk a thunderous bolt memories of my past crossed my mind nd it ol came lyk a FLASH BACK!.



"Koko-nma!(An efik name which means Munny's pet), are u still sleeping?" my godmother queried, "come on young lady it's 5:30am, letz go for a jog. "Dis woman never old?, na dis kain tin dey pain me O!, see as she use joggin take dry my ya'n'sh" i hissed.


godmother was a foreigner married to a Nigerian, She is Kind hearted, beautiful, humble, rich and Brave! yeh! Brave! Her name: "LAZ"


We jogged round d beautiful Estate smiling and waving to familliar face around.
LiteratureImmortal Woman by enohbong(op): 10:27am On Jun 01, 2013
......All right reserved, no part of this work should be published, copied or borrowed without a written permision from the Owner......


Writing, reading and ol that end with "ING" are of great
importance!..Morninglight.


Ur comment and constructive Criticism is highly wlecomed.




*****PROLOGUE*****


THE DRUMS! THE DRUMERS!!


THE DANCE! THE DANCERS!!


"HELLLLPPPPP!!!", I Screamd!.
Help? i asked in my subconcious state. I was half awake.

The sounds of the drums grew faint and I tot i heard a knock.


KPON! KPON!! KPON!!!, The knock and the Sounds of the drums Rhymed...
"Jeez!!, whats happening? why d drums? Is it dooms day?" I Murmured.
"Oh! silly dog! U sneaked in 2 greet? by why are u...Ah!!!" A mild
scream escaped my lips.
My spirit excused my flesh at the sight of the horror in front of
me, Billy my favourite pet had its eyes plucked out with no trace of
blood. Is it my imagination? Did i juz hear it speak? Of course it
spoke! Doz words that made me IMMORTAL
****U WILL DIE!****
EducationRe: Uniuyo Admission! by enohbong(op): 8:37am On Jun 01, 2013
[quote
author=Danhumprey][B]Are u a student there?[B] I mean,at Uniuyo. If so,which
year did you got admission there. Am also a student there.[/quote]yeh man, which faculty/dept re u in?
LiteratureRe: LOVE AND MARIJUANA (The Complete Novel) by enohbong: 11:34am On May 30, 2013
Diz iz lovely!
CelebritiesRe: Jim Iyke And Nadia Buari: New Couple Alert? by enohbong: 8:08am On May 16, 2013
hi, Gboliwe...wud like 2 contact u...guess u re in uyo, rite?
RomanceRe: No Girl On Nairaland Is Finer Than My Girlfriend, No One (pix) by enohbong: 12:56pm On May 07, 2013
ebamma: one fat agbero with big eyes who calls herself idowougbo,i bet my three bags of garri that she is ugly as phuck, always quick to criticise others, upload your own pix make we see, if u can't then shut the phuck up
*lafin in tongues* hahahahlallaalallololmamamamriririrkakakaktaatatafoofof....lolzz.
RomanceRe: No Girl On Nairaland Is Finer Than My Girlfriend, No One (pix) by enohbong:
[quote
author=Idowuogbo]See dis one, dem dey dry clean u! Dey dia jonz grin grin[/quote]Honestly, i fink op babe is cute while Ejinne babe na sexy Mama!
Idowuogbo which 1 re u oooo...ur p.pix did nt show ya full face
sef...talkin bout moi been dry cleaned? Mmmmmm *check wella* in fact i
don vex again!!!
RomanceRe: No Girl On Nairaland Is Finer Than My Girlfriend, No One (pix) by enohbong: 12:18pm On May 07, 2013
loswhite: correct pix. U fine pass op babe jor
take diz handshake joorr.....tell idowuogbo dat 'M frm Akwa ibom, or do u wanna knw why 2face went dere *wide grin*
RomanceRe: No Girl On Nairaland Is Finer Than My Girlfriend, No One (pix) by enohbong:
*in pidgin eng* Omo mehn!!! I don vexxx!!!

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