HAPPY NEW YEAR OOOO

Mahi masanta kuri baba!!! *speaks in tongues*

NnamdiN: No costumes just the two of us

No custumes? No thanks! I got natural custumes n I wud av luv 2 flaunt it

monlawal:

badt gal show me some badt tins........
Iyaf seen.......
Iyaf hear
iyaf know

U yaf seen n ur eyes av nt blindeth?

U yaf hear and ur ear av nt deafeth?

U yaf knw and ur brain av nt bombeth?.... Lol

My pikin where u carry ur dry yansh dey na....u dey run so make I no go order ontop ur flat head?

NnamdiN: you missed our online carnival

*sad face* Oh rily?.....will u organise a special 1 for me?

Emmy9ite:
*Takes camera and snaps her unclad,
*goes to education section and creates a new thread, UNIUYO STUDENT GOES MAD, RUNS UNCLAD (PICTURE )
*Finestboi sees it and pushes it to the front page
****Comments ****
#1.Eiya this fine girl? First to comment! yah! Thanks to Oluwa
#2. Video or it didn't happen
#3.Hmmmm , end time tinz

FARTS ON HIS HEAD.

*coughs
*yawns
*scratches yansh
*walks around unclad....


*screams* SUMBORI TELL ME: WAT DID I MISS?!!!!

monlawal:



lolzzz old mama.... Abi u dey use walking stick come sch? Anyway make sch resume sha we go know

Hello, I tink I knw u! BTW, U hear say DEAN (prof ukana) don dismiss from planet earth?

peterspp: Plplease I need this information. I want to apply for political science but The issue is that. I do not crredit maths in my WAEC. Plz I want to know if political science accept a pass in maths in uniuyo. Urgent feed back plz. 07033561ff0

You must av credit in maths.

monlawal:

my dear no vex o. I been think say na only me dey. U don pay ur surcharge?

I USE STYLE PAY AM JARE...wetin old mama lyk me go do na?

Take Hrt.....

IT HAS BIN CALLED OFF OOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

monlawal: Abeg wey dem political scientist...... Make una rep here jare

I DEY HERE.... U NO C ME

Musco.... Ile - iwe, juz after ita alhaji bustop as if you are going to synangoue! Lolzzzzz. The noise in that area could cause "abnormalbropabrainmalfunction!"

Note: I played football at hostel bustop THEN xo? I know better!!!!

ataime: Hi guys, I rep chem dptmt, 2011 graduating set
Sori abt d ASUU ish but pls kindly pass this msg 2 Dr. Essien that despite all his fustration I'm so made now...many thanks 2 baba God

MY SISTER....itz not easy ooooo! Doz rogues in academic robe cAn FUS-kILLIZE (check nma ekpo dictionary) innocent children

Pray for US jare.

THIS THREAD MADE FP?



SUMBORI WAKE ME UP!!!!


I NID TO DO SUM CLEAN UP:

1) NNAMDI.....I no go dis viRgin u again O

Errrmmm

Dan did I say sumfin about panTless threatre art gurls? Oohhh, waS only pullin ya legs O

*gently walks outta thread*

*Phew!*

Enohbong - King's Gift

Danhumprey: What exactly can we do? Force the lecturers back to class?

U are regarded as a grass by The two power drunk set of maaluus, xo? U gat no say....Moreova, I think the strike helped uniuyo a lot! If u undasit wat I mean.

jeremiah771: where dem want ma I get 7500 for wetin I no follow do, anybody at uyo should let me know whether dey don open udi hostel may I go carry my proprty wey dey bin lock there or porter don lick my milo finish?

E lick am remain small wey u go use for christmas...

AAUA recruits to replace striking lecturers....

UNIABUJA resumes Dec 1st.

UNILAG to pull out of ASUU on monday...

FG directs ol fed. Uni to re-open on Dec 4th, directs Vc and pro chancellors of ol fed. Institutes to repalce any lecturer who still "smokes strike" then.

But una abeg O, uniuyo nkOr?. Moreova, I was surprised to hear that uniuyo lecturers voted for the continuation of d strike.

KADATA!!!!!

Mujah1deen: not all hijabi are Muslims .

Oh really?

Check out dis 2 pictures......christain women ties scarf while muslim women flaunts their hijab well! Kano is not an exemption.

So what are u saying?

Asabeq: Come on you don't have to lie ok.
I am a northerner and a catholic but I am not saying this in defence of my faith.
Some of the muslim girls are prost itutes! There are local brothels for them even in the city of kano. Last 2weeks on newsline,two muslim ladies were parade for killing a 4months old baby,it was even in the papers. She got pregnant while prosti tuting and after 4months when she felt she cudnt continue taking care of the baby,she invited her frnd to help her poison her child. She lives in a brothel and they wear hijab there.

Mind you,I count the so called university runs girls as prost itutes too and you and I know ur sisters are nt left out and they always go for married men with the defence that he will marry me because he can marry up to 4 women.
Have you not heard of the popular big girl in kaduna,she's single and extremely rich because she sleeps around with politicians and even fly your ladies to dubai and turkey for prosti tution!she sometimes appears on city people as one of the northern big girls. What about ur kannywood actresses? No comment because you know better.
Some of those local tatoos your ladies draw are charms to trap men! If only the muslim sisters here will say the truth!
The 1st time I saw a V tightener was with a single muslim girl.what does a decent single lady need V tightener for?
Thou its a fact the christian have higher number of prost itutes!
Not forgetting those little girls that hawk,believe it or not 80% of them have lost their virginity to old mallams! Our gateman then in kano was an example,it was way out of hand ,my dad had to report him to his Imam frnd and sacked him!

As for their use of drugs especially codine, no comment but I think your malo chics will tell you better or you know and pretending not to.

Muhajedeen is blinded by his hate for other religion.

I pointed a well known fact which is "Hijab prostitution" to him earlier buh he stylishly deviated from the matter.....

Local brothels exist in Kano (with hijab wearing ladies) Dos it mean they are Muslim prostitutes?

Northen muslims and Alcohol?....I LAUGH!!!!, They shud keep decieving themselves. Shikina!

Mujah1deen: a lot of people lived there , Hausa-Fulani, kadara, Gbagyi/Gwarri .what's your point?

The definition of prostitution is universal,check it out yourself I don't have my own. What's your point?

Jeez! Stop ol this confusion!

Poin 1- a lot of pple lived dere. Thank God u know but do u knw that they are still living dere?

Take Lagos for example...pple migrate on daily basis into d city does it stop ******** boys from being the main dealers of cocaine in ebutte-metta and its environs? (competitors from other state also survive). This is aplicable to the "old trade" called prostitution.

East, North, west, south or even underground, indigenes contributes a lot to the morally uprightness or decay in any state!

2)Since you admit the the "defintion of prostitution" is universal, how did u conclude that 90% OF PROSTITUES IN KANO ARE CHRISTAINS?...Are u using a religious dictionary

And to your previous post, I don't nid to check their clothes "LADIES LOVES GISTING"

Mujah1deen: uh where is the fanaticism in the comment you quoted ? Listen I'm not going to take insults from you okay? If you can not have a conversation without insulting me, Islam then stop quoting me .

Mr mujah1deen don't avoid my questions. Answer d questions and I will point out your errors to your face.

Mujah1deen:
What were you doing under their clothes? BTW do you also patronize prostitutes?
Anyway we will kick you out of the holy North.you can carry your ashawo business in the south.

Answers

1) What were u doing under their cloth...

Nothing.

2) Btw do u also patronise prostitutes?

No

3) Anyway we will kick your ass out of the holy North.

Lol, maybe u can but in ur dreams. Is north holy?
Well, u answered dis in the first line by askn wat I was lookn for under their clothes

4) You can carry your ashawo business to the south

Don't worry, ur "holy muslim prostitutes" are even tired of their "holy muslim brothers" enhancing their libido with that nasty herbs (4got d name, plz remind me)

Mujah1deen:
Are you Muslim?

99% of the prostitutes in the North are Christian, go to Abuja you will understand what I'm talking about , the remaining 1% are pagans.
If you mean indigenous northerners. Then you are wrong, Northern Nigeria is 100% Muslim, the Christians living here are not from the North . Not every northerners are Hausa but kano is a Hausa state, besides fulani, kanuri are all Muslims .

I can see u are a fanatic....ABUJA! ABUJA!! ABUJA!!....

Lemme ask you this question: who were the inhabitants of Abuja before it became the Capital of Nigeria?

And

What is your definition of Prostitution?

isale_gan2:

True talk. I was talking to this anti-Muslim man who kept ranting about how students should not cover their heads in class. I pointed out that Jews, that he practically worships by the way, have to cover their heads in synagogue, and it is also mentioned in the bible. Of course, he had no answer to that.

Lemme start with dis....U LIED or FABRICATED THIS. Btw, do you knw that
there is a "big difference" between CLASSES and SYNANGOGUE/CHURCH.

Did anyone ban muslim women from wearing hijab to mosques?

Is Fashola (the supposed hijab hater) not a muslim?

Mujah1deen: we are helping them to follow their bible/Christianity.

I'm in full support of this and we should really get rid of the ashawo tho it means mass deportations.
Kwankwaso Carry go

Sorry sir but I tink u are mistaken! Prostitution should not be attached to a certain religion.

I have seen prostititues with long Hijabs (no underwears) being patronised @ various places in Kano nd Maid city. DOES IT MEAN THEY ARE ISLAMIC PROSTITUTES?

Tru your posts, I guess u have no knowledge of how things are done in the north....DO YOU KNOW THAT THERE ARE NORTHERN CHRISTAINS TOO?, Guess u would doubt if I tell u that not every northerners are Hausa?