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Musa and Kola Race each other for 100m. Musa wins by 10m. They decide to race again, but this time, to even things up, Musa begins 10m behind the start line. Assuming both ran at the same constant speed as before, who wins?

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Nope. Not close. Just keep guessing

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Answers

1, One set to bit.h at you with, and the other to apologise with

2, So time can fly

3, By having Sex once a year

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1 Mary

2 4100

3 Since there is no conflict between what they said, it meant that either they both told a lie or both told the truth. In this Case, they both told a lie (at least one of them was lying), Ans is the Brother is older

Nope. Nice Try though.

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During a family meeting, the following people were present; Father, Mother, Son, Daughter, Aunt, Uncle, Niece, cousin and Nephew
But only four people were present. How is this possible?

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I've never fully understood females choice of underwear. Knickers would surely be the most comfortable, and thongs the least.
I mean with a thong, it's like having a mans nose up your arse all day, and by my understanding most girls don't want this. Also the sweat on your bum cheeks would rub onto your jeans with a thong, not very hygenic!
If a girl wears a thong, its for one reason- to attract men. No girl ever wears a thong and then covers up modestly. Girls that wear thongs tend to have low hanging trousers etc to show their panty line. If you wear a thong/G String, don't complain when guys want to get on you, put out or pull on some knickers.

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