maccabi:



Don't get u ... My moniker ? What's up with it and u asking whether I dey go school , by how ?

Maccabi is like d first name of most teams in israel, I was referring to school of hard luck. U know now all my bet naija people. Na school we dey call am.

barongmj:
No break, we start immediately...dt was how it went down for stream2 15

So they won't even give us like 1 or 2 wks to come pack our stuffs for house?

genius43:


2015 batch B stream 2 had 3 weeks break, i don't expect ours to be different except NYSC wants to be you know NYSC

. Noted. Thanks bro

genius43:
Yea 3 weeks break contained in the letter

what about us, stream 2, no break for us?

Slimfitdiva:

Yea, u shud pay 4 DT nah

ok no problem, u r fun to be with. I'll enjoy ur company so I'll pay. No go bring ur friends join ooo. Dem go pay ooo

Yezzy:


Afta registration I neva log in. Immediately dem text me sey I no dey stream 1 I jst relax dey chop groundnut till dem go call their bros for service. Stunts wey nysc dey pull off no shake me. No fit compare d one wey university don knack for my head

make I go find groundnut too.

Slimfitdiva:

Lol..baddest......

I can't come and kill myself na. Make I dey catch fun for here

Kezifils:


Lol. havent logged in for over a week nw. All I do is log into nairaland, den nysc, visit dis thread, when nothing is happening, I relax. why u refreshing the site? Any official info on when they will release the CUL, abi all the info wen get re frm people whos uncles younger brothers cousin work at nysc

Bro d thing dey do me like sey I stake, that's how I always refresh livescore @ d last minute

Geegar:

My guy u mentiond 16th...how authentic ez dat abeg?!no offence ahswear!

very authentic just pay ur 3k. Sharp sharp u fit see am print today sef.











Bro na joke ooo, if u read my posts on d earlier pages u go see sey na play ooo. I just someone won't just open nairaland see my post come dey curse me. Na play I dey play ooo. Bt form still dey for MY OWN CAMP ooo

Kezifils:


Trust me man, we all eager to see the CUL. And 1s its available, you'll knw cos peeps will holla at the top of their voice to tell us wia dey were posted to.

Did u think I actually did all d password changing I said I was gonna? I haven't opened nysc site since 4am.















Na lie ooo. I check am 2 mins ago and 3mins b4 dat 2 mins n anoda 2 mins before den. In fact I dey refresh any how

clementy117:



Clocking 30 before camp means nothing bro...

Tell that to those who are 25 already and has bn @ home sice 2014. I wasn't talking about the age limit. Was just being sarcastic

Slimfitdiva:

Okies....that's very simple......when do I send u my acct num?

lol. U sure sey u wan come my camp sha?

Kezifils:

still wont showshow

are u a seer? The thing no show ooo

Slimfitdiva:

Lolzzzzzzzz..... That's so so very unfair..... None of dos alternative suits me.....I no learn agric 4 skul neida do I want house arrest ppa....tanx I wll just stick wit all da free tinz u included without dier initials.....

No problem my dear.
Please be informed that u are to make payment of #3000 for d online printing of ur CUL as there is no such thing as collection of CUL in ur school.
Printing of CUL commences on monday 16TH MAY.
This date is certain as I am not NYSC who causes their PCMs heart breaks, suspense, sleepless nights, HBP and most importantly d fear of clocking 30 before them go camp

I'm going to nysc portal now, wanna check my dashboard. I figured out if I spent as much time as I spent on nairaland there my CUL will show. I'm gonna change my password, log off, log in, change password again, check green card, payment receipt, change password again. Then d link go show

Slimfitdiva:

Oh...gr8! That means my prayer don and b DT......I can just go ahead nd require u to place me wier eva I want

That's gonna be hard my dear! In my camp its random selection ooo. Not to worry sha, if u are good we can make an exemption. I can post u to d best place, the poultry farm, that place make sense die u'll get to eat eggs everyday n chickens every weekend. Or I could just post u to d house you'll get free accommodation, free meals and lots more. NB: those are d 2 PPA available.

Slimfitdiva:

Jeez.....u such a clown....but tanx cuz u just made me smile.....that means a lot 2 me in dis bleak mood of mine......hope u wudnt mind me joining u sha

u r so free my dear, where is d fun if I'm d only corp member bt I'm gonna be d platoon leader, I'll also be d official that will do d posting of PPAs.

maccabi:



Foreign films Biko list the titles of latest ones and site to download it , many thanks !!

since airtel no do normal again na season films I dey download ooo. I use o2tvseries.com. If I were to download latest hollywood movies I use utorent , I get my movies from piratesbay. This ur monicker be one kind ooo. U dey go school?

Me I sha know sey in 7 days time I go dey camp, if nysc no gree open there own, I'll tie rope, find drums and tire put for our backyard, wear my whites and d rubber shoe. I go match, climb d ropes. I go even snap pictures. I no need orientation. I don finish camp be dat. MY OWN CAMP.

mohisd:
the guy de sleep nw

walahi I no sleep, I dey watch flash ni. The film sef no make sense again

I don't know how to quote all of u guys would av done that. To subscribe, make sure u r on mtn pulse u can dial *406# to migrate. Then simply send "Night" to 131 and wait for d confirmation message. I really don't know if we can subscribe again after exhausting the 500mb for d night coz I tried and d response is that I have an active data already. I even sent stop and cancel no response from mtn. There is a thread on this in d phone section u should chect it out for more info.

I didn't sleep all tru d night, MTN #25 - 500MB make sense. As I no see CUL pdf download, I dey download movies. Good morning everyone.

I'll close my eyes Count to 100 Open my eyes Goto nysc portal Type my username Type in my pword Check my dashboard And download my CUL pdf 1,2,3,4,...........

















GBAM!!! I just slept off

jubrealguy:
it's past 10

yes na. It actually expires at 10:59pm na. So relax. And dem don talk sey na nightmare sef

anochuko01:

I yaff die

seriously, its in situations like this I appreciate being an arsenal fan! we go through trauma and uncertainty every weekend!

you just read my mind. O ti mora

pchulo069:



Lol!! Omo I have been up since 4am checking their site every hour..... Dis country is f*cked I swear, nothing is organized

even with people saying no CUL link yet I still dey check. I just dey check am anyhow. Like when u stake and d team u give straight win dey loose 3 goals down @ 80mins u go just dey refresh like na ur refreshing go turn miracle

anochuko01:


wetin shortage of blood no fit cause.....





Na joke o!

no be shortage of blood jare. All I've done for 6 months now is eat,sleep,sleep,eat sleep,eat sleep and sleep again.





And staying on nairaland, reading threads without commenting.

pchulo069:



Bros u sure say u chop before u sleep dat sleep?

lol! I ate ooo. Around 3pm abi na 4.

Meesquared:
that's a night mare. wake up!! argjhhhh

u sure? Ok I don wake ooo.

Everybody should relax, I had a nap dis afternoon n I had a dream that I was on nairaland around 10pm today and everybody here were commenting d states they were posted. Mine was Ogun state. Make u trust me. E go soon show

I'll just sleep now. Someone should please wake me when CUL show. Thanks

Philo101:

Just as you are about to start filling this thread with useless comments. Park joor

. No mind me jare.Those useless comments makes d first thread interesting ooo. I don park go the first one already.