delishpot:


LOL. Maybe na true. But I no dey there when è happen. Na story I read about am. Hahaha some women get am for body true true.

Some women can wicked o. But it isn't exclusive to female gender unless we no want tell ourselves the truth.

sometimes when I think about it. If we are all just one gender, most people won't be bothered about impressing each other. U get 'd' I get am too. Nobody to say d bigger one is better

delishpot:



Who said tit for tat? Is there anything that says girls are doing what men have been doing to them for donkey years? I am saying when a man is unfaithful and sleeps with the daughters of the queen of coast, the men don't kick themselves in the arse for being greedy, wayward, unfaithful, ungodly, immoral unrepentant humans rather they will paint ladies black for being agents of Satan and destroying men with their demonic powers. Why are people not blaming the men here and calling them out for the evil they perpetuate against women? Why is it the women who are now being blamed? When men hoo from bed to bed and contact diseases or stuff you hear them say women are all disease baskets, destroyers of men's future, hoes, unfaithful etc. Me, I call a spade a spade, if you believe that boys use girls for Yahoo plus and as such most girls are walking corpses, then we can conclude that most men have had their destinies sucked dry hence there is poverty in the lives of many men who will end up looking for innocent untainted women to carry their bad luck to. Forcing the poor woman to jump from church to church looking for breakthrough for her bad luck hubby. You want women to read your story and learn yet you are finding it hard to learn your lesson from my own post.
Mary was betrothed to Joseph the carpenter, she did not choose him herself besides many women marry regular men even today. Gatemen, drivers, cooks, Lau dry men etc get married and it is not men that marry them. That your babe left you doesn't mean all women will leave you. Men have also been known to dump their babes too and surely no man wants a woman to generalize him as a dog just because some otondo jilted her.

So true but all the world's problem started with women in the first place. Na joke oooo

Emmatik:
100% GNLD bro...Don't waste ya time

Thanks. Checked their website, it didn't look legit

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Hello, Anybody knows about HYINSCO INTERGRATED SERVICES. I have an interview with them tomorrow for the post of an administrative officer. What's their interview like and also the pay. Thanks

Hello, Anybody knows about HYINSCO INTERGRATED SERVICES. I have an interview with them tomorrow for the post of an administrative officer. What's their interview like and also the pay.

NwaAmaikpe:



Good for him,


Arsenal's KANU Nwankwo does not even have a befitting house in Amannagwu Arochukwu.


I was so ashamed of him the day he invited me.

So TRUE, I served in Arochukwu bt I heard he didn't really grow up there bt in Owerri

Origin:
The yellow fruit is called golden "honeydew" melon.


The fruit No understand itself jare. Tastes and smells like pineapple apple pear mango tangerine combined.

Or maybe its my nose sha.

On d average does it taste good? I've been seeing it around too bt I sticked to my watermelon

Oyinbo people sef. See as dem dey rub body with goat. These is how all these ailments without cure starts, now they will say they have "Goathino virus"

Now that everyone is saying add this course and that course, soon the topic will change to 100 courses prone to unemployment. Just say there are no Jobs in Nigeria.

obowunmi:


What's funny ?

Your post is and even the comments are hilarious

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zheroes:
going by your point we have a phobia or disdain for local content or home made, then we shouldn't complain about recession because we made it by our actions.

Not really, we just go for d economical stuffs.

Most of us in Ibadan won't even buy this rice. Its gonna be hard to convince all the market women in bodija to buy loads of this rice for this price, when imported rice that everybody trusts is #17,000. When golden penny noodles came newly it was sold for #25 against #35 of noodles. So we gave it a try coz it was cheap and we saw it was good. This is a welcomed development but trust me even if this rice is being imported and bagged here people won't buy much for that price bcoz its a bit higher than the one we already used to. Now that they claim its locally made, hmmmm....

I really don't understand why guys are praising the governor. Of what benefit will his visitation bring to the corp members na? The state is not paying any allowance na. I'm serving in Abia state presently and the D.G, Kazaure came during our time he gave us a cow for our carnival, bt d cow no get any effect on us because even if he didn't show, the camp will still provide the cow for the carnival. Its not like we got two cows, just one small cow. His coming only made us stay for a longer period in the sun.

gbozy:


shap shap?

Bros no time ooo. I can not come n kill myself. I miss the food

gbozy:

it depends tins dey expensive generally for East ...aw ur side?

My side dey ok ooo. Moving to ibadan next wk sha

gbozy:

not bad o, as per village Wey me I dey,,expenses no too dey like dat...na isuikwuato I dey

For real? Like compared to the price of stuffs in ibadan.

gbozy:
hi, I am a batch A Corp member serving in Abia state, welcome to Abia state feel free to ask any questions ...cheers

Bro whatsup, how is abia state treating u. Where were u posted. Me na Arochukwu I dey ooo.

I had so many questions too when I was posted to Abia. Let me just give u brief info about here. Camp was fun, yeah real fun. Abia state got like 5 urban areas which are umuahia north and south, aba south and north and osisioma which is very close to ab. Every other place are villages. I'm serving in Arochukwu LGA its the third largest town after umuhia and Aba and its the farthest from Umuhia the state capital. There is this very bad road to the place bt the place is still fun. There an average power supply in this part of the state. Just ask any questions. One last thing for those of u coming from the south west u may find thing really expensive here. I'm from Ibadan and compared to that side things are really expensive here especially food. 088072625808 for the whatsapp.

You r all welcome to Gods own state. I'm a batch A corp member presently serving in Abia state.

If more people will complain about overpriced stuffs like these, Nigeria , the whole world would be better place. When u don't have to steal so much money to buy things that are not worth it. If something is not worth it then it is not we should not pay for unnecessary packaging.

The "one word" reply thing only becomes a problem when it happens everytime.

OUTCOME OF MEETING WITH NYSC DG
Alhamdulillah,
MCAN National executives had a meeting which was
favourable to a significant extent with the NYSC DG;
Brig. General Suleiman Zakariya Kazaure. The DG
immediately acknowledged the presence of MCAN
after he finished a meeting with all state coordinators
and camp Commandants across the country. As soon
as delegates were settled for meeting, the DG rushed
into informing MCAN about the Packages already
made by the scheme to ensure there is flexibility for
Muslims who are fasting in the camp.
After his submissions, MCAN National Amir; Br
Abdullahi Imam Ishaq informed the DG about how
worried a lot of Muslims and Muslim organisations
are, due to the camping period which was fixed
during Ramadan. In response to this, the DG
reemphasised that it was a very difficult decision to
fix the date during Ramadan, he further stated that
so many parents and PCMs claimed they were
already too tired of sitting at home, a case of Muslim
and non-Muslim PCMs who came to protest at the
NYSC secretariat was also sighted, therefore the
management of the scheme decided to fix the camp
date as soon as money was released. The DG equally
made his effort of how much he tried to
communicate with some Islamic figures within the
country before the date was fixed known to MCAN.
After receiving some recommendations from MCAN,

The following are the packages prepared for Muslim
PCMs;

1. Identification of all Muslim Corps member: MCAN
representatives across Nigeria shall be supportive
during the NYSC registration process in camp to
gather the list of all Muslim corps members who are
fasting and design a suitable meal time table in
collaboration with state coordinators for the
convenience of those fasting.

2. Flexibility and selection of MEAL: Muslim corps
members in camp shall have the opportunity to
select how they want their meal to be, in terms of
Solid or light meal and which kind of available meal
on NYSC list they will like. This will be organised
through MCAN representatives and selected Muslim
corps members in camp.

3. Exhaustive camping activities is very much
optional, any Muslim who cannot bear the camp
Training should sit and watch those involved in it,
however, on no account should any Muslim abuse
this privilege by sleeping in the Hostel when they are
not expected to.

4. Sisters can use their Long Hijab as they like in as
much as it is white but Long Hijab should not be used
on Parade ground and drill ground. The DG promised
no official will disturb any sister on Hijab, However,
they should be as abiding and complying as much as
possible. The NYSC PRO; Mrs Aderibigbe also added
to this point by advising that sister can also stay in
the masjid instead of going to parade ground with
long hijab.

5. MCAN members can volunteer to be part of
cooking committee to assist in cooking food that will
be suitable for fasting corps members. In respect of
this point, MCAN encourages PCM who will be in
camp to make themselves available to prepare sahur
and iftar for their colleagues.

6. Muslims can spend more time in the mosque to
carry out some of their religious rite which requires
such, In fact , any muslim corps members who feels
his fate cannot bear the camping environment as
they are fasting should use the Masjid after, after
they must have informed the MCAN Amir of their
respective state. However, this has to be under a
serious control system in order to prevent abuse of
such opportunity. MCAN representatives who must
have meet with state coordinators will help in coming
to a consensus with the state coordinator and camp
commandant in regards to this.
With a mutual understanding between MCAN
executives, Members and NYSC state Management,
In Shaa Allah we believe the Camping shall be
successful. In respect of this, we advise all Muslim
Corps members to register with MCAN on the first
day of getting to camp so as to know the Total
number of Corps member fasting and proper
arrangement will be made for them.
Aside this, the DG assured MCAN of ensuring Hijab Is
not an issue within the scheme, He also bought the
idea of a proposed Unity conference to be organised
by MCAN in collaboration with NCCF and NCCA. In
addition, MCAN recommended to the DG that there
should be provision of more NYSC lodges to
accommodate both Muslims and Christian corps
members, as there is record that some corps
members were stranded or had nowhere to stay in
states where they know no one and there are
shortage of MCAN, NCCF or NCCA lodges during PPA
registration process. Also, majority of the Corpers’
lodges are rented by these bodies at outrageous cost.
The DG gave the assurance that the issue will be
looked into and ideas on way forward are welcomed.
At the end, MCAN presentend some gift items to the
DG.
Finally, In as much as the camping will be less
demanding for those fasting and measures has been
put in place to Protect the spirituality of Muslims
during this camp, WE PLEADE TO ALL MUSLIM CORPS
MEMBERS NOT TO ABUSE THE PRIVILEDGE and
report anyone who might take advantage of such
privilege to the right authorities. Additionally, the
second Phase of MCAN registration shall be done in
the camp Mosque.
NOTE:
ON THE FIRST DAY IN CAMP, MUSLIM PCMS SHOULD
SUBMIT AN A4 SHEET, WITH THEIR NAMES, PHONE
NUMBERS , STATE CODE AND WHATSAPP NUMBER
TO MCAN OFFICIALS IN CAMP. THIS CAN BE HANDED
OVER TO MCAN OFFICIALS WHILE PCM QUEUE ON
THE LINE FOR NYSC REGISTRATION.
On this note, everyone cannot be satisfied but this is
how far Allah has brought MCAN in regards to the
issue at hand. We therefore seek the forgiveness of
Allah wherever we went wrong.
PLEASE, KINDLY ENSURE TO SHARE TO 2016 stream,
ii PCMs BECAUSE IT IS USEFUL TO THEM. JazakAllahu
khaira (May Allah "God" reward you with goodness)

APENA IBRAHIM ADEBOYE

National Public Relations Officer.

MUSLIM CORPERS' ASSOCIATION OF NIGERIA
(MCAN)

call : 08108316118
Text : 08103553734.
#MCAN2016
#MCANCares
Facebook : MCAN National
Website : www.muslimcorpers.org
Address : plot 1065, behind VIO office, Mabushi,
Abuja, Nigeria

Fraiser:
we will collect june allawee bfore leaving camp, then may allawee will be the only outstanding allawee which may be paid at the end of the service year or within the service yr, it is possible we receive two allawee in a month within d service yr

Do they ever pay two allawee within a month? Except at d end of d service year

Fraiser:
we will collect june allawee bfore leaving camp, then may allawee will be the only outstanding allawee which may be paid at the end of the service year or within the service yr, it is possible we receive two allawee in a month within d service yr

Do they ever pay two allawee within a month?

Fraiser:
we will collect allawee from may to april next yr, d 12 months go complete...

Does this mean we'll collect 3 months salary @ d end of march?

Oooooo. This NYSC sef now wey I don dey enjoy my stay @ home. Why na