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LeftAlone:
It is very easy.
If you want to have it on camera. You can come over to a place that I'll send the address into your email. You'll sign an undertaken that whatever happens to you will not be anyone's fault. Also not that, nobody will physically attack you. Just few sentences.

But if you don't want to have it on camera. You can snap your NIMC slip with your full photograph and send it to my email. A video call to confirm you are truly the person.

If you're able to login on NL, then you win.

And if you thought I'm just kidding.
You can send the PM now now, we'll do it now now. We don't need to wait till tomorrow, I mean now now.

Close your mouth with all those "now now" talk

You've seen my moniker, tell me my real name, password phone number etc

Anyone u can conjure

hopefulLandlord:
I also wonder why he put this in romance section. shouldn't religion section be a better place?

Don't mind the boy

LeftAlone:
It is very easy.
If you want to have it on camera. You can come over to a place that I'll send the address into your email. You'll sign an undertaken that whatever happens to you will not be anyone's fault. Also not that, nobody will physically attack you. Just few sentences.

But if you don't want to have it on camera. You can snap your NIMC slip with your full photograph and send it to my email. A video call to confirm you are truly the person.

If you're able to login on NL, then you win.

And if you thought I'm just kidding.
You can send the PM now now, we'll do it now now. We don't need to wait till tomorrow, I mean now now.

Pastors can call phone number of people they don't know on their altars, why do u need my NIN ?

It's exactly 1 hour since I said I was up for experiments, maybe the scientist has gone to his workplace with all the powers he possesses 😂

Use your powers and make money from home, so that u can be online 24/7 to defend your stories and threats

hopefulLandlord:
Hello. I've read all the rubbish you guys have bee typing since but I can't skip past this part.

I will give you the information you requested in place of the guy. I'd take up your challenge but on one condition. you're to tell me the exact time I'm to start jumping from pillar to post. it should also be within a week of me giving you my details.

Don't mind the guy, he is good at telling stories he didn't see and making threats

hopefulLandlord:
headaches will be healed, after taking aspirin of course.

breakthrough will happen to some people with no timeframe inserted

marriages will happen

😂😂😂 u don know them finish

This one is already confessing that he can't grow missing limbs

LeftAlone:
I can't promise you that limbs will regrow.
But I can promise you great and mighty things that you and your cohorts will see

Be specific and list some of the "great and mighty things" please 🙏

LeftAlone:
You are a child still.
Do you know how many pillars of support Buhari has or do you think he is as ignorant as you?

Mtcheeeew, I can't be talking to a teenage girl please.
Where are the adult on this Forum?

Pillars of support, supports of pillar

I don't have such Pillars of support
I'm up for experiments, let's discuss the terms

LeftAlone:
How many people with spiritual fortifications do you know?

You are an atheist, are you not?

I'm sorry I'm taking nonsense, but are you down for experiment?

You're so good with experiments and you just happened to miss @FRANCISTOWN comment up there

You also missed my comment about Buhari

Sorry for you

LeftAlone:
I said "many people who claim to be atheists online" I never said "everyone who claims to be an atheist online"

Do you have problems with understanding simple english?

I'll repeat my question

How many atheist do u know?
And out of those u know, how many u see with fortification materials?

FRANCISTOWN:
@LeftAlone

I've read all the stories. So are you ready to help regrow limbs?
Yes/No?

Don't mind that funny person

Madness is their forte

LeftAlone:
Every story I've shared so far on this thread happened in real life, with the exact address of where it happened.
See make your own research, you can't sit behind your PC and be typing whatever you feel like.
Come to the outside world. Where you don even waka reach sef?

Do you know that, just by knowing your name and your mother's name. Some people fit kill you or run you mad without ever seeing you in this life? Dey play o.

Will you send your name and mother's name, lemme hand it over to the people in authority?

Let's see whether we've added curry and sauce by the time you start jumping from pillar to post

U dey try oh, trying to scare pieces of wood 🪵 with your stories.

Don't you know Buhari's full name?
And his mother's name too?
Help Nigerians and make him mad please 🙏

Keep it up asking for names on a faceless platform

LeftAlone:
I'll need to take permission from her first o.
It happened to my immediate sister.
Na small remain she for die.
Na Both Pastors and Alfas and Traditionalist God use take deliver her Sha.

Person wey go dey walk alone wey go dey see a masculine shadow beside her own shadow

Your immediate sister was who you referred to as "a member of the family"?

Storyteller!

LeftAlone:
Lemme tell you a true life story of what happened in Ọjọ about some 40 years ago.

The Hausas in Ọjọ were having serious issues with the Yorubas. They were killing the Yorubas in Ọjọ as they dimed fit.

When the matter really got escalated to the then Olubadan of Ibadan City.

The man called their leader (Hausa) but the man refused to show up.

So the Yoruba elders met secretly and did some one or two overnight.
The next morning, any Hausa who walked on the streets of Ọjọ died . They died so much that their leader had to rush down to the then Olubadan's palace .

To the doubting Thomas. Go to Ọjọ, after U.I , ask anyone who has been at that market for 30years or more or ask anyone who is 60years old or more. They'd tell you it happened during their lifetime.

And some mumu no go believe in the supernatural.
Let one of them just come forward first, I wan test something

True life story of 40 years ago,

How old were you then?
Were you there when it happened?

"True life story" indeed
"Hearsay" in fact

LeftAlone:
Whoa! I'll look for the name of that evil spirit and I'll post it under your comment before the end of a week.

I read something interesting, I read this in a book though I can't remember the title.

There was a time late Professor Pela and the then Sarkin of SASA in Ebedi, Moniya Axis Ibadan had some conflicts among themselves.

It was written that on that day, Prof. Pella had gone to visit the Sarkin of SASA at his palace, but when he got to the entrance, the Sarkin's guards wouldn't allow him in.

They were insisting that The Sarkin wasn't at home.

Then Professor Pela answered them and said that he could see the Sarkin on his seat in his chamber. He then commanded the walls to open and he brought out the Sarkin from his chambers to where he(Prof. Pela) was outside.

I know some ignorant people will still not believe this. Bros! I went to SASA to confirm this story myself.
Both from the Hausas in SASA and the elderly Yorubas.
This was documented in books. I think it happened in 1981 or so.

Atheist don't even read good books and that's the reason they don't know good things.

I've given the name of the people involved, the place and possibly the year.

Anyone who is interested can go to SASA to verify.

This is not some super story

Do you know what "legends" or "myths" are?

They are stories, stories, passed from person to generations to generations.

Taaa!

LeftAlone:
Do you know one thing I've understood is that many people who claim to be atheists online are very fortified spiritually.
They just come online to deceive themselves and the fellow gullible will believe them

If you don't know what to say, please close mouth.

How many atheist do you know? How many of them did you see doing fortifications?

Come on, behave yourself

Controlla123:
To my greatest surprise, on the day I was supposed to move in, she said she was going to drop the key at the entrance, and later, she said she will be home soon that I should give her some hours. I had already packed my stuffs, ordered uber and stuffs my belongings inside, only for me to get a message from Mrs Rita stating some gibberish excuse that she is not putting up the room for rent again bacause her daughter was coming back and she might cause some trouble. I initially thought i interpretted the message wrong, but after re-reading the text, I knew that I was dealing with a hopeless, and morally dysfunctional woman.

Between 24th January and 31st January, u didn't hear anything from her, only to pull up at the door of her house saying "I'm here oh!"

Bro, u well?

U forget say people are mad GLOBALLY?

thedarkened:
There is a WhatsApp group on WhatsApp, at least i belong to about three where they post jobs update everyday.

You will be the one to apply for anyone that matches your area of specialisation and competence.

If you don't mind, i could message the admin of those groups to add you. I wish I could personally help more than this. That's my quota to assist you.

Thanks a lot 🙏
Please send me ur whatsapp number

Vickho:
I'll share the link to you.
Can I please get your WhatsApp?

please share it here on nairaland.com

Vickho:
gotten a job
same graduate of uniben.
there's this job offer in Lagos I'll like to link you to but I don't think it falls with your area of expertise cos the company is oil and gas

I'm a graduate of medical Biochemistry oh
Will they accept?

Danger: A Russian boy has hacked into the INEC portal and released the INEC authentic result which shows Peter Obi winning

An anonymous hack from Russian Federation has gained access to INEC Portal releasing the authentic result which also shows Peter Obi winning all Presidential candidates with 10 million votes ahead of others.

The Russian hacker claims he have many Nigerian friends who hoped so much on this election and seeing what INEC is doing promotes him to take action.

The result from INEC portal that he released shows below.

LP= 55 million votes
PDP= 25 million votes
APC= 15 million votes
Winner = Peter Obi

Full details here 👇👇
https://igbotimesmagazine.online/2023/02/26/danger-a-russian-boy-has-hacked-into-the-inec-portal-and-released-the-inec-authentic-result-which-shows-peter-obi-winning/

Itohanmiwa:
Werey , an really bet lee

Yes na😅

NotChildofDoom:
it's a way I can help myself. Having someone to confide in and plan my life for me. Is that bad?

Na pikin dey follow "confide in"

You know?

NotChildofDoom:
Secondly, I need a female to co-habit with. My room is spacious. I don't mind if you are ugly, a call girl, barren, uneducated, unkempt, short, old, pregnant or with child.

Just need a help mate to open up to, that can help plan my finances and my home


Please reach me on flyjamsy@gmail.com

Na wa oh, u suppose dey alright pass like this na

Houseontherock1:
Change your name again. This time, change it to childofgrace.

Abi o

Papichulostunne:
NotChildofDoom: 6:51pm On Feb 26
Secondly, I need a female to co-habit with. My room is spacious. I don't mind if you are ugly, a call girl, barren, uneducated, unkempt, short, old, pregnant or with child.

Just need a help mate to open up to, that can help plan my finances and my home


Please reach me on flyjamsy@gmail.com
🤧☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽☝🏽
Se wetin the guy post yesterday

Ah!

Papichulostunne:
The guy na BEThlehem dem born am

same place where Merry gave bet?

NotChildofDoom:
I am in Edo State. I can send my office address to you. It's a popular bank. You can come over for the agreement inside


Or I can come over to Delta State if you prefer that. Please help


I will surely pay. I always recover my senses when in debt. I once paid 293k backlog of my former employer. Please help

I'll drive to Edo State on a Saturday if you'll be at work, so I can meet your colleagues

Right now, I'm interested in what normally takes ur senses away

michlins:
you can call him Bethel or Bethany

😅 or better pikin

Ballzproblem2:
change your weed dealer

exactly, no mind am, clout!

michlins:
You need to be jobless and suffer really well. Just then, maybe you will wean yourself off punting addiction

Okay the OP na Bet Lee?

NotChildofDoom:
All I am pleading for is a loan now I am changed. Help me out of my situation. The lady in question I owe gave me just four days before she demonstrates at my office. I understand her concern. She needs to get her fees sorted for clearance.

You don't need to pay the money into my account. You can come direct to my house or office, help pay. Then I can sign an agreement in the presence of a colleague who I can confide in, on how I will be paying back monthly.

I don't mind adding interest. My current salary is regular and is around 75k. Please save my job and help with a loan of 135k. I can't even run to any family member now because they are all tired of me.

I'm in Delta state, where are you and your office located?