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Education › Re: Incorrect English(who Can Correct It?) by eplazza(op): 11:10pm On Oct 07, 2014

timawoku:
Lai lai, no 1)what if I am asking a person I know and want to know the time generally, not the one from his watch? (I mean, its almost like asking 'what is it by your phone' because I have seen the person holding a phone, right now, watches can be used for numerous things (not only to check time, to check blood pressure, cameras,internet,etc) so I don't think it would be a sufficient question to ask 'what is it by your watch' this modern time, and by the way, ipeople don't ask for time just because they want to have a comparison with other watches (I mean,I wouldn't do dat, don't know about you), they ask because they want to know the time. #warning# *this lawyer argues alot*

. #reminder# *all lawyers are liars*

(u included). Nd vesides am just telin u d obvious\fact

Education › Re: Incorrect English(who Can Correct It?) by eplazza(op): 11:07pm On Oct 07, 2014

timawoku:
Lai lai, no 1)what if I am asking a person I know and want to know the time generally, not the one from his watch? (I mean, its almost like asking 'what is it by your phone' because I have seen the person holding a phone, right now, watches can be used for numerous things (not only to check time, to check blood pressure, cameras,internet,etc) so I don't think it would be a sufficient question to ask 'what is it by your watch' this modern time, and by the way, ipeople don't ask for time just because they want to have a comparison with other watches (I mean,I wouldn't do dat, don't know about you), they ask because they want to know the time. #warning# *this lawyer argues alot*

u chek it. "Wat is it by the time"? Does it sound right in ur ears?..Nd for the rest of u disagreeing wit my no1 or sayin itz wrong. Take the question to any certified english teacher or lecturer nd see what he/she says

Education › Re: Incorrect English(who Can Correct It?) by eplazza(op): 11:00pm On Oct 07, 2014

ideyhere:
Me I don't do business with girls

. Don't wory she's a tomboy. So u cn stil do bizness wit ha

Education › Re: Incorrect English(who Can Correct It?) by eplazza(op): 10:14am On Oct 07, 2014

ideyhere:
okay...the accountant na boy abi girl?

girl ofcourse.!... Wetin i dey use boy do?

Education › Re: Incorrect English(who Can Correct It?) by eplazza(op): 8:04am On Oct 07, 2014

OsoDupe:
it simply should be 'what time is it' then.
Torch, touch screen nko?

. Dude relax lemme prove it 2u.
(1) u cant open ur mouth nd aask som1 u dont knw if he/she is wearing a watch the time. That means u must have seen the person with a watch nd ask "what is it by ur watch"?
(2) this ur idea of the person carrying any other device... Thats wrong bro!
Ur nt even sure the person hz aa phone or any oda device. There is no way for you to ascertain that he/she hz any oda device or are u goin 2start puttin ur hand inside his pocket to check?
(3). The main reason y itz "what is it by ur watch" itz becos the time in his watch might be wrong ie. It mite be slow or fast... So his time mite nt be d actual time

... Datz y u ask him "what is it by ur watch"?.... Hope wit these few points of mine i was able to convince u nd nt confuse u that "what is it by ur watch"? Is the correct answer

Education › Re: Incorrect English(who Can Correct It?) by eplazza(op): 11:52pm On Oct 06, 2014

bigblangston:
bros na chinua achebe I wan chop?

noooo!!! My conscience no go dey hapi wit me if i let u chop a dead man na.

Education › Re: Incorrect English(who Can Correct It?) by eplazza(op): 11:46pm On Oct 06, 2014

bigblangston:
Wow! I got d number 1 question and d oda ones too,wher is my money bros

but wait ooo... I neva remembered typin aanytin dat goes wit d winner getin moni 4rm me.. Just dat u wil highly be regarded as wole soyinka or chinua achebe

Education › Re: Incorrect English(who Can Correct It?) by eplazza(op): 11:44pm On Oct 06, 2014

bigblangston:
Wow! I got d number 1 question and d oda ones too,wher is my money bros

y not meet my accountant ideyhere?... Shes incharge of evritin MONEY

Education › Re: Incorrect English(who Can Correct It?) by eplazza(op): 11:38pm On Oct 06, 2014

i have more sentences that needs correction if u guyz are stil intrested

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Education › Re: Incorrect English(who Can Correct It?) by eplazza(op): 11:34pm On Oct 06, 2014

eplazza:
1*what says your time?
2*touch light,
3*like i said yesterday,
4*reverse back
,5*extra tyre
6*Give me joyful pampers
7*Do u have tummy tummy indomie?
8*how much do u sell ur ariel omo?

1. What is it by ur watch?
2. Torch
3. As I said yesterday
4. Reverse
5. Spare tyre
6. give me joyful diapers
7. Do u have tummy tummy noodles?
8. How much do u sell ur ariel detergent?
Now datz 8/8

Education › Re: Incorrect English(who Can Correct It?) by eplazza(op): 11:28pm On Oct 06, 2014

timawoku:
you be MTN? Been waiting since!

U for open mouth since na... Ata just dey wire u dere!

Education › Re: Incorrect English(who Can Correct It?) by eplazza(op): 11:25pm On Oct 06, 2014

ideyhere:
20

that had beta be in pounds oo

Education › Re: Incorrect English(who Can Correct It?) by eplazza(op): 10:36pm On Oct 06, 2014

*answers loadin*

Education › Re: Incorrect English(who Can Correct It?) by eplazza(op): 10:34pm On Oct 06, 2014

ideyhere:
But you haven't even told me how much you're worth?

lolxz. Well am cheap. Nd like i said i aint greedy. So hw much can u afford?... I will be contented

Education › Re: Incorrect English(who Can Correct It?) by eplazza(op): 10:30pm On Oct 06, 2014

Johnklein:
What's it by ur time.
Torchlight
According to what I said yesterday
Reverse..........orcome/go back
Gimme joyful diaper
Do u have tummy tummy noodles
How much is ariel detergent.

dude 3/8... Nw datz poor

Education › Re: Incorrect English(who Can Correct It?) by eplazza(op): 7:43pm On Oct 06, 2014

ideyhere:
You don dey find word for my mouth abi? Me no sabi na em make I ask

okay. Now u knw!!!. I guess dis is when u ask for my accnt numba to send d moni or phone number to send it via airtime.

Education › Re: Incorrect English(who Can Correct It?) by eplazza(op): 7:38pm On Oct 06, 2014

when u guyz need the answer dont hesitate to swallow ur pride nd tell me oo

Education › Re: Incorrect English(who Can Correct It?) by eplazza(op): 7:36pm On Oct 06, 2014

killercute16:
(1)What it is by your time?(2)Torch(3)With reference to what i said yesterday(4)Earlier back(5)Spare tyre(6)Give me joyful baby diapers(7)Do you have tummy tummy instant noodles?(How much does your aerial detergent cost?

urs need correction also abeg!... U dey worsen d whole matter for dem abeg!

Education › Re: Incorrect English(who Can Correct It?) by eplazza(op): 7:31pm On Oct 06, 2014

ideyhere:
How do you want it?

... now ur taalkin!. Cash ofcourse!... were u xpecting kind?

Education › Re: Incorrect English(who Can Correct It?) by eplazza(op): 7:24pm On Oct 06, 2014

#timawokwu. Na warri guy u be sef?... U no wan carry last @ all.. Ur score 7/8.
Some pple are just here sprayin gas on fire

Education › Re: Incorrect English(who Can Correct It?) by eplazza(op): 4:45pm On Oct 06, 2014

it is either 8/8 or 0/8... As for ur score itz 0/8... If i kip announcin d score gradually. Evribody wil knw d 1 datz wrong... Bt i prefer d suspense nd d brainstorming

Education › Re: Incorrect English(who Can Correct It?) by eplazza(op): 4:42pm On Oct 06, 2014

timawoku:
you must show me my scores o, or show workings else sango go enter this case o...

Education › Re: Incorrect English(who Can Correct It?) by eplazza(op): 4:38pm On Oct 06, 2014

#ideyhere. If u settle me like dem dey take settle lecturers... I wont be wicked na i for don giv u 8/8.
#timawoku y u go dey mark my student(daaxon)like that na?...... I fit go wit his own na
#daxon... Am sorry shaa. Nice attempt bt as my fellow lecturer said "y d kindly"? Nd "y d brand"

Education › Re: Incorrect English(who Can Correct It?) by eplazza(op): 1:26pm On Oct 06, 2014

u failed dem woefully #ideyhere

Education › Re: Incorrect English(who Can Correct It?) by eplazza(op): 1:15pm On Oct 06, 2014

sorry bro, u didnt get it all, Nice Attempt!..

Education › Re: Incorrect English(who Can Correct It?) by eplazza(op): 12:27pm On Oct 06, 2014

I would love to see who can get all 8 qestions correct @ a stretch

Education › Re: Incorrect English(who Can Correct It?) by eplazza(op): 12:21pm On Oct 06, 2014

5/8. Datz very poor

Education › Re: Incorrect English(who Can Correct It?) by eplazza(op): 12:12pm On Oct 06, 2014

eplazza:
No Knowledge is a waste!!!!

Education › Incorrect English(who Can Correct It?) by eplazza(op): 12:10pm On Oct 06, 2014

1*what says your time?
2*touch light,
3*like i said yesterday,
4*reverse back
,5*extra tyre
6*Give me joyful pampers
7*Do u have tummy tummy indomie?
8*how much do u sell ur ariel omo?

Jokes Etc › 2-in-1... Laf Away Ur Sorrow by eplazza(op): 9:38pm On Oct 05, 2014

ONLY THING I HAVE
Wife: If i had known you were so poor I wouldn't have married you!
Husband: (Laughs)! I kept on telling you then, you were just too dumb to
understand, I kept saying "You are the only
thing I have in this world!!!

CHRISTIAN DOG
Pastor, my dog is dead. Could there be a service for the poor creature? "pastor
replied, "No, we cannot have service for an
animal in the church. But there is a new
church down the road, maybe they will do
it." The man said, "Do you think they will
accept a donation of U.S $250,000 for the
burial service? "Pastor exclaimed, "sweet
jesus! Why didn't U tell me the dog was a Christian?"..... MONEY is POWER jare!

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Jokes Etc › They Tried To Run Away From A Psychiatric Hospital by eplazza(op): 9:29pm On Oct 05, 2014

Two men(akpos and johnny) planned
to
run away from
the
psychiatric hospital.
They started planning and agreed that they will go to the
gate,
beat up the watchman, open the gate
and run away.
When they reached the gate, the
watchman was not there and the gate was wide open.
.
.
.
. They turned to each other and said
"poo! our plan has failed.
Lets go back, we will try again
tomorrow." ONE WORD FOR THEM

Jokes Etc › Re: Real Facts by eplazza(op): 5:08pm On Oct 05, 2014

tanx

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