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DLioness:
Which 'kid' ve u met dt chats lik me?

My 11years old bros

Nne i tink u made a mistake.... U said "HUSBAND".... I tink u meant boifrend. Cos am 100% sure that u aint married yet. And u aint planning on doin dat in d next 10yrs. Cos u stil sound like a KID from ur chat.
So tank Me for Correcting u!

If u want i can make u stop ur boifrend ultimate seacrch and step in.... Cos i can see dat ur desperately in need of me

Nne looks like ur jobless.... How does ur Boifrend evem put up wit u?....... Sowi. I don 4get say u be sss.(single and Seriously searching)

Motive no cum dey tell us ur r/ship status..... U love her doznt mean she doznt or wont do 50 in that article posted.!!!!

Bia Dlioness so u stil dey exist for this site?.... Some are supposed to be banned from this site sef.
[font color=red]Dlioness[/red]don't lemme take back my peace offering hand which i offered to u. Cos if i do ur nyash go suffer am.

Yea bro..... Tel dem

Bt no probz dear. Dont rili blame u.... Ur just tryin 2defend ur Type

misscastle:
Therefore, OP; we really need you to f.uck off (please)
And get a life :-)
And stop beefing women simply because all the ones you ‘toasted' rejected you...
Just work on yourself, dear.. And you may get a girl someday!!

jxt so dat ur aware. I dont toast gals. Dey toast me.... And i do have a girl or shld i say girls.... I wonder hw som1 who hznt spent a month on nairaland could have d gutz to talk me like dis............. U NO DEY FEAR MY NAME?

Misscastle watz ur stress sef?... Did u read dat tin i posted wella or did u just carry open ur fat nyash and started releasing rubbishes.
In d beginning i said d writer. Not me... I also wrote where d writer pulled/culled it out from and evritin

In a literature class, the
Teacher asked”who can
tell us A TOUCHING
STORY”
.
Akpos stood up and said
madam, one day a boy
and a girl were inside a
room.
The boy looked at the girl
and touched her, the girl
touched him back.
After 2mins, the boy
touched the girl twice, the
girl touched him back
thrice.
Later on, the boy stood up
and touched the girl, the
girl smiled and touched
him back.
At last, the boy move
closer to the girl, guess
what?
.
Teacher: What’s that?
.
Akpos: And they started
touching each other!!!
Ma, Isn’t that a TOUCHING
STORY
Teacher fainted!
One word for akpos ?

diamond4life:
b

yea. Nyc work bro

No one hz gotten the ansa yet

Blebleswag:
This ur qustn get K-leg leg

Jux tell us d ansa

aint seein any leg dere. Let alone K....

. Dude abegi y u cum bring dis 1 up na?. Dis gal go begin rake again

DLioness:
Hmm

hmm?.. I wz xpecting smtin like "handshake received"

DLioness:
exodus 23 vs 7 - ' kp urslf far frm a fals mata dnt kil d inocnt nd righteous. For I wil nt justify d wickd'. U ar telin me to be silent I SHALL NOT EVEN IF DIS MATA LASTS 4 13YEARS. U want me to be quiet bt ve u forgotn wat romans 12 vs 18 says 'if it be posibl as much as depnds on u, live peaceably wit all humans' ar u living in peac wt me by creatin dis stupid topic?

. Okay nne u got me here. Lemme just give up bt dont take my silence as ur victory cos i knw galz love victory. And itz nt like if i dont hv any oda points or anytin to say.
So i stretch out my hand in PEACE. Do receive it

Dlioness seems u want to divert to scriptures... Lemme reference some for u
Proverbs 21:19
It is better to live in a desert land than with a quarrelsome and fretful woman.
Proverbs 30:20
This is the way of an adulteress: she eats and wipes her mouth and says, “I have done no wrong.”
1 Timothy 2:12
I do not permit a woman to teach or to exercise authority over a man; rather, she is to remain quiet. Which u are tryin to do. Y not just remain silent?
Proverbs 27:15
A continual dripping on a rainy day and a quarrelsome wife are alike;
Revelation 17:1-18
Then one of the seven angels who had the seven bowls came and said to me, “Come, I will show you the judgment of the great prostitute who is seated on many waters, with whom the kings of the earth have committed sexual immorality, and with the wine of whose sexual immorality the dwellers on earth have become drunk.” And he carried me away in the Spirit into a wilderness, and I saw a woman sitting on a scarlet beast that was full of blasphemous names, and it had seven heads and ten horns. The woman was arrayed in purple and scarlet, and adorned with gold and jewels and pearls, holding in her hand a golden cup full of abominations and the impurities of her sexual immorality. And on her forehead was written a name of mystery: “Babylon the great, mother of prostitutes and of earth's abominations.”. That one in red is my main point "earth's abominatios". Find me where such is written for man

95% will fail this
There are five books A, B, C, D
and E placed on a table.
If A is placed below E, C is placed
above D,
B is placed below A and D is
placed above E.
QUESTION: Which of the
following books touches the
surface of the table?
A. C
B. B
C. A
D. E

DLioness:
Anyway we ar followin Mary who surrendrd herslf 2 b used of God. Nd hr womb carried d SAVIOUR.

. Is it our womb datz supposed to be used?

Dtigress. Sorry dlioness. What my broda is tryin 2 elaborate is dat. U Galz/Ladies are the reason why those flaws exist in us or even happen. We arent aportioning any blame... Even if we did aportion, we are only following ADAMS behaviour as the bible tells us why u galz are following EVES footstep nd waiting for a serpent(common snake) to mislead u Again!

Kimikazi2:
Chai! You are a chauvinist! Don't you have sisters?

. Nope!. Only son/child

NO 57: Woman would alwayz try nd defend herself even if it means making up stuffs eg

All i can say is dat all the fatcs u wrote are baseless nd it hz ntin to do wit man as in nwoke but man as in mammal(includin man nd woman)

Toyozzie:
lies

can u prove dat all d facts written there are lies?... Cos am sure dat almost 50 dia is TRUE

kbshow100:
You are so on point. I hate women but I like their p***y

... Ihe n'ato uto n'egbu egbu ooo

Wow!!!.Seems like everybody is smart

DLioness:
Mtchwwwwwww Maganan banza kawai... Akuko iberibe... Stinking assertns.

. Nne abeg take am eazy. No tear ur pant oo

IF;
6 + 3 = 39
9 + 4 = 513
18 + 16 = 234
6 + 5 = ?

When I read this, I just couldn't stop laughing even though some may be true, but seriously its very hilarious. Please point out the one you think is true.
1. Woman is the last thing God created and the only thing he did not plan to create.
2. Woman is the first creature to disobey God.
3. Woman is the cause of all the problems, troubles we are having in the world today.
4. Woman is easily used by the devil.
5. Woman is like alcohol, if you take it too much, it will destroy you.
6. Woman is like cell phone, any day you press the wrong number, you will not make calls.
7. For woman marriage is business.
8. Woman is naturally wicked.
9. Don't take it for granted when a woman threatens you.
10. Woman likes money more than anything.
11. For woman,marriage is for better for stay, for worse for run away.
12. Woman is like flower, today it blossoms, tomorrow it fades away.
13. If you became poor, woman will give you only one year to recover.
14. You will never know the true nature of a woman until you become broke.
15. Woman can smell money from 1000 miles away.
16. Woman is like chameleon, she brings different characters.
17. Woman thinks straight.
18. Woman is unreliable.
19. Woman is proud.
20. Woman doesn't want to hear that you will be rich tomorrow, she want to hear that you're already rich.
21. Women like reaping where they did not sow.
22. Most times her Yes is No and her No is Yes.
23. No matter what you tell a woman, if someone tells her something better than what you told her, she will abandon you.
24. If your vehicle breaks down woman will jump out, watch you repair it, then afterwards she will come in and enjoy the ride.
25. Woman enjoys retaliation and revenge.
26. Woman becomes wise @40
27. Ordinary animal, snake deceived woman in the Bible, some people say it was Satan that enter the snake, that's a big lie,read that chapter, Satan was not mention.
28. Woman likes jollying.
29. Woman is fashion conscious.
30. Woman is material conscious.
31. Woman wants you to marry her completely so she can have right over your property, when you divorce her, she will go with 30 or 50% of your wealth. There is no truly born again woman.
32. Woman cannot do anything perfectly without the help of a man.
33. Woman enjoys telling lies.
34. If you don't take rubbish, please learn to take rubbish before you get married, because woman is full of fun rubbish.
35. Woman like cheating.
36. Woman is a perfect pretender.
37. Bible says you should not give yourself to woman otherwise she will destroy you. ( proverbs 31 vs 3)
38. Woman is shameless.
39. Woman will cause problems between you and your blood relatives
40. Woman take things for granted.
41. Woman finds it difficult to say sorry.
42. Woman finds it difficult to say I love you.
43. Woman doesn't believe she has to love her husband.
44. Woman is easily angry.
45. Woman hardly forgives and forget.
46. Woman can store more than 200 phone numbers in her brain.
47. Woman likes attention.
48. Woman likes gift so much.
49. Woman has no respect.
50. Woman can be very insulting.
51. Woman has shallow understanding.
52. To woman visitation is a business, she expects package whenever she visit your house.
53. Woman is very greedy.
54. Woman likes public opinion.
55. Woman don't like an intelligent man, she likes a man she can cheat.
56. If woman cannot kill you, you are a strong man indeed.
( culled up from The Zion Nationale Newspaper )
Hope you found it hilarious like I did.
From my opinion, I wouldn't say the writer is a sexist, but rather a fellow who just got his heart ripped out and so turns his anger on all women.

When I read this, I just couldn't stop laughing even though some may be true, but seriously its very hilarious. Please point out the one you think is true.
1. Woman is the last thing God created and the only thing he did not plan to create.
2. Woman is the first creature to disobey God.
3. Woman is the cause of all the problems, troubles we are having in the world today.
4. Woman is easily used by the devil.
5. Woman is like alcohol, if you take it too much, it will destroy you.
6. Woman is like cell phone, any day you press the wrong number, you will not make calls.
7. For woman marriage is business.
8. Woman is naturally wicked.
9. Don't take it for granted when a woman threatens you.
10. Woman likes money more than anything.
11. For woman,marriage is for better for stay, for worse for run away.
12. Woman is like flower, today it blossoms, tomorrow it fades away.
13. If you became poor, woman will give you only one year to recover.
14. You will never know the true nature of a woman until you become broke.
15. Woman can smell money from 1000 miles away.
16. Woman is like chameleon, she brings different characters.
17. Woman thinks straight.
18. Woman is unreliable.
19. Woman is proud.
20. Woman doesn't want to hear that you will be rich tomorrow, she want to hear that you're already rich.
21. Women like reaping where they did not sow.
22. Most times her Yes is No and her No is Yes.
23. No matter what you tell a woman, if someone tells her something better than what you told her, she will abandon you.
24. If your vehicle breaks down woman will jump out, watch you repair it, then afterwards she will come in and enjoy the ride.
25. Woman enjoys retaliation and revenge.
26. Woman becomes wise @40
27. Ordinary animal, snake deceived woman in the Bible, some people say it was Satan that enter the snake, that's a big lie,read that chapter, Satan was not mention.
28. Woman likes jollying.
29. Woman is fashion conscious.
30. Woman is material conscious.
31. Woman wants you to marry her completely so she can have right over your property, when you divorce her, she will go with 30 or 50% of your wealth. There is no truly born again woman.
32. Woman cannot do anything perfectly without the help of a man.
33. Woman enjoys telling lies.
34. If you don't take rubbish, please learn to take rubbish before you get married, because woman is full of fun rubbish.
35. Woman like cheating.
36. Woman is a perfect pretender.
37. Bible says you should not give yourself to woman otherwise she will destroy you. ( proverbs 31 vs 3)
38. Woman is shameless.
39. Woman will cause problems between you and your blood relatives
40. Woman take things for granted.
41. Woman finds it difficult to say sorry.
42. Woman finds it difficult to say I love you.
43. Woman doesn't believe she has to love her husband.
44. Woman is easily angry.
45. Woman hardly forgives and forget.
46. Woman can store more than 200 phone numbers in her brain.
47. Woman likes attention.
48. Woman likes gift so much.
49. Woman has no respect.
50. Woman can be very insulting.
51. Woman has shallow understanding.
52. To woman visitation is a business, she expects package whenever she visit your house.
53. Woman is very greedy.
54. Woman likes public opinion.
55. Woman don't like an intelligent man, she likes a man she can cheat.
56. If woman cannot kill you, you are a strong man indeed.
( culled up from The Zion Nationale Newspaper )
Hope you found it hilarious like I did.
From my opinion, I wouldn't say the writer is a sexist, but rather a fellow who just got his heart ripped out and so turns his anger on all women.

Man made money but money makes man mad. What figure of speech is this?