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(1)Only a courageous woman can fry a
bunch of plantain without tasting any -Albert Macauley (1872)
(2)He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume - Nelson Mandela(1973)
(3)He who completely unwraps moimoi and gala before eating cannot keep a secret - Abraham Lincoln(1864) (4)Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open, is not afraid of anything - WilliamsShakespeare (1900)
(5)Anyone who graduates without
experiencing a strike, has never been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904)
(6)He who refuses to regard agege
bread and akara as a type of sandwich is a racist - Martin Luther King jnr(1788)
(7)Any man who drinks Yoyo bitters
without squeezing his face, is capable
of murder - Michael Faraday (1899)
( 8 )Drinking Garri doesn't mean u're poor, but allowing the Garri to swell b4 drinking is poverty - Queen Elizabeth (1893)
(9)He who runs around looking 4
scissors to cut indomine seasoning
sachet is not hungry - Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947)
(10)No matter how hot your temper is,
it cannot cook yam - GoodluckJonathan
(2013).
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(1)Only a courageous woman can fry a bunch
of plantain without tasting any - Albert
Macauley (1872)
(2)He who says nothing lasts forever has never tried Hausa perfume - Nelson Mandela(1973)
(3)He who completely unwraps moimoi and
gala before eating cannot keep a secret -
Abraham Lincoln (1864)
(4)Any man that uses his teeth to cut shaki
from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open,
is not afraid of anything - Williams
Shakespeare (1900)
(5)Anyone who graduates without
experiencing a strike, has never been to Nigeria - Lord Lugard (1904)
(6)He who refuses to regard agege bread and
akara as a type of sandwich is a racist -Martin Luther King jnr (1788)
(7)Any man who drinks Yoyo bitters without squeezing his face, is capable of murder - Michael Faraday (1899)
(Drinking Garri doesn't mean u're poor, but
allowing the Garri to swell b4 drinking is poverty - Queen Elizabeth (1893)
(9)He who runs around looking 4 scissors to cut indomine seasoning sachet is not hungry - Dr Nnamdi Azikiwe (1947)
(10)No matter how hot your temper is, it cannot cook yam - Goodluck Jonathan (2013).
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1.The whitest man on earth still have a
black shadow.
2.No mechanic can repair breaking
news.
3.No matter how tall you are, you can
never see tomorrow.
4.Even if you have millions of cars, you
still have to walk to your bedroom.
5.You, being the best swimmer doesn't
make you a fish.
6.The strongest man on earth can never
carry a Mansion.
7.The smartest Assassin on earth can
never kill Water.
8.No matter how smart a police is, he
can never catch the air.
9.No matter how mighty a man is, he
can never be wise as King Solomon. 10.Going to Church or Mosque doesn't
makes you a good Christian or
Muslim
No matter how powerful and dreadful

Monday 3rd Nov.
Chemistry Paper I(Alternative to
Practical)
2.00pm - 4.00pm ================================================== Tuesday 4th Nov.
Biology Paper I (Alternative to Practical)
2.00pm-4.00pm ================================================== Wednesday 5th Nov.
Physics Paper I (Alternative to Practical)
2.00 pm - 4.45 pm ================================================== Thursday 6th Nov.
Geography Paper I (Objective &
Practical)
2.00 pm - 4.30 pm ================================================== Friday 7th Nov.
Agric PaperI (Alternative to Practical)
3.00 pm - 4.30 pm ================================================== Saturday 8th Nov.
English PaperII (Essay) 11.00 am -
12.45pm
English PaperIII(Objective) 12.45 pm -
1.45pm
English PaperIV(Test of Orals) 2.10 pm - 2.55pm ================================================== Monday 10th Nov.
Economics Paper III&II (Objective &
Essay)
2.00 pm - 5.00 pm ================================================== Tuesday 11th Nov.
Physics Paper III & II (Objective & Essay)
2.00 pm - 5.00 pm ================================================== Wednesday 12th Nov.
Government Paper III & II (Objective &
Essay)
2.00 pm - 4.40 pm =================================================== Thursday 13th Nov.
Chemistry Paper III & II (Objective &
Essay)
2.00 pm - 5.00 pm =================================================== Saturday 15th Nov.
Mathematics Paper III(Objective)
11.00 am - 12.45 pm
General Mathematics Paper II (Essay)
1.00 pm - 3.30 pm =================================================== Monday 17th Nov.
Commerce Paper III & II (Objective &
Essay)
2.00 pm - 4.40 pm =================================================== Tuesday 18th Nov.
Biology Paper III & II (Objective & Essay)
2.00 pm - 4.30 pm =================================================== Wednesday 19th Nov.
CRS Paper III & II(Objective & Essay)
2.00 pm - 4.30 pm =================================================== Thursday 20th Nov.
Agric Paper III & II (Objective & Essay)
2.00 pm - 4.30 pm =================================================== Saturday 22nd Nov.
Further Maths (Objective)11.00 am - 1.00
pm
Further Maths (Essay)1.30 pm - 4.00 pm ====================================================== Monday 24th Nov.
Lit in English III(Objective) 2.00 pm -
3.00 pm
Lit in English IV(Prose) 3.00 pm - 4.15
pm ==================================================== Tuesday 25th Nov.
Financial Accounting Paper III
(Objective)
2.00 pm - 3.20 pm
Financial Accounting Paper II (Theory &
Practice) 2.00 pm - 3.20 pm ==================================================== Thursday 27th Nov.
Geography Paper II (Essay)
2.00 pm - 4.00 pm ==================================================== Friday 28th Nov.
Literature in English Paper II (Drama &
Poetry
3.00 pm - 4.40 pm ==================================================== Saturday 29th Nov.
Islamic Studies Paper III & II (Objective &
Essay)
11.00 am - 1.30 pm
Marketing Paper III & II (Objective &
Essay) 2.00 pm - 4.40 pm ==================================================== Tuesday 2nd Dec.
Yoruba III&II(Objective & Essay)2.00 pm
- 5.00
pm
Igbo III&II(Objective & Essay)2.00 pm -
5.00 pm
Hausa III&II(Objective & Essay)2.00 pm -
5.00
pm

I strongly advise everyone to to remove his/
her mind from jamb malpractice dis
time around. Some sites would use this medium and extract moni from
individual's out of their desperation to
succeed. Jamb has provided syllables in a softcopy nd from my years of experince so far,they never deviate from their syllables.

BEFORE YOU GIVE ANYBODY MONEY FOR DIS JAMB RUNS. I WOULD LIKE YOU TO ASK URSEF OR D PESON WHOM UR GIVING THE MONEY TOO THESE QUESTIOS:-
Q1: How does he/she plan to see/get the qestions. There is nothing like "paper leaked" this time around...
Some will tell u dont wory we will register u together with one man so he would be near u nd rite(click)urs 4u.(machinery)
BULLSHIT
Q2: how does the machinery tend to stay wit his computer nd be helpin u wit urs?. U cant swap "papers" or rather "computer". Even if u guyz eventually change seats. what will happen when they come to inspect?. Or do u think that ur machinery is the only person planning such?
Q3: what if the so-called answers come in late? Or wil it come on time?... there is ntin like "pens up", or "time up" or please u have 5more mins....
I strongly suggest dat these my points should be adhered to inorder not to fall a victim of HAD I KNOWN
Remember: A computer's output is based on d typer's input. U dont need to be a computer literate to pass the exam just try nd know the fundamentals. SHIKENA

Joint Admission and Matriculation
Board, JAMB, has said its
application forms for the 2015 Unified
Tertiary Matriculation Examination,
UTME,
is now available nationwide for prospective candidates, reaffirming that
the examination will be on Computer-
Based Test (mode) only. This was
disclosed recently when Nigerian
Pilot called on the Spokesperson of the
Board, Mr. Fabian Benjamin. He said the registration period will last
between Monday September 15, 2014 and
Thursday January 15, 2015, while the
website closes Monday January 19, 2015. Mr. Benjamin stated that in addition to
the registration fee, candidates will be
expected to pay additional N500 for a
copy of a newly introduced textbook,
‘The Last Days at Forcados High School’,
adding that the Board has made arrangement to provide the book to
avoid the challenge of availability and
piracy and that the textbooks will be
issued at the point of registration.
According to the JAMB Spokesman, the
Board has also introduced a regulated registration format where only our
Computer-Based Test, CBT, centers and
state offices nationwide are authorised
to
register candidates. “The idea of a
regulated registration centre is to prevent situations where
candidates are exploited and to check
impersonation, including other acts of
malpractices”, he said.

1. Bleaching your skin is not a
problem, the problem is having
white face, yellow hands, chocolate lips
and black legs.
Are you zebra? 2. Kissing your man is not a problem,
The problem is how you do it.
Stop making sounds like a car crash
"pitom pitom
pitommi"! Abeg U de disturb me
3. Screaming during sex is romantic and its not a problem,
The problem is screaming and shouting
like crazy "JESUS,Oh my
God,Holy mary" Hello.. You are having
sex, Not a Church service! And
besides I if its out of wedluck I dnt knw if yu are
reminding God to punish you
4. Wearing short skirts or dresses is
not a problem in fact
its hella sexy, The problem is wearing
your mini looking all nice and walking around and when you
see guys you try to pull it
down, Now you want it to be long?....
Abi.. Keep decieving urself na
5. Loving your man is not a problem. it
doesn't involve me but the problem is changing your
surname to his on Facebook.
Bitch his mother doesn't even know
you ...Chill!! And I wud hate to
read ur post later saying MEN ARE
WICKED OR CHEATS
6. Calling all men dogs arent the
problem, the problem is
tagging urself saint when you know he
didnt Bleep himself but you.. So
since you did it with him, kindly say I HAVE BEEN SLEEPING WITH
DOG and please
let us know the breed of dogs you
came to the world from coz ur dad
is there and ur mum have been his bed
partner.. Gdevnin frends

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