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1Alex:
Abeg join efcc and ca*h-out in the long run.


But you just dey talk like say your papa dey there so you go just Waka join.

You apart from army, you think say it's easy to join others?

lmao the thing funny me sef

MadPolitician:
You guys are working hard to normalise this impression that extra marital Affairs is something unheard of in typical African societies.. Ladies living marriages in droves because their spouses "cheated", only for them to gonout to date married men!
Very laughable.
This is Zamfara, right?
The same Zamfara where it is religiously permissible for a man to marry-wait for it- four wives! At the same time!
Some of these guys would have married upto ten wives before they die, since they are allowed to divorce through "proclamation" and to remarry as long as the number does not exceed four!

Explain the term "cheating" in this context..

he didn’t ‘’marry her’” so it’s cheating and not permissible

Princedapace:
Okay, so why cant u enable your citizens to afford the electricity? Like in in other countries where citizens afford light? At least whe u pay people well in a society, they can afford quality of life. So, whose fault is it that over 95 percent of the citzens cant afford good quality of life but all politicians can live large? That shows the system is faulty.
And what he said is actually funny becus he is asking govt to at least ensure there is light at night for citiznes to use and sleep. That is also hard for a failed country called Nigeria

I don’t understand. Are we poorer than beninoise and Togolese? Cotonou and Togo has constant power supply

SixSeven:
That's unfair and while they all tout security this and that, it is a way of making the industry keep getting funds. I wait for EU to step in. Microsoft is notorious for these changes which are all to make us spend more. Messaging should not be this hard. WhatsApp today is no longer simple, just complex like you're on IG. I hope someone else introduces another simple app. If it was the simple things we used to have on WhatsApp, we would not need these updates but now only WhatsApp:
1. Challenge stickers
2. Status updates from pages (WhatsApp was supposed to be for your closed circle)
3. Group video calls (WhatsApp can now do zoom type calls)
4. All, Unread, Favorites, Groups, Updates, Comminites, Lists etc
5. Status Views that are influenced by algorithm. Before you will just view status based on time of post, now, chat with someone, the next thing is to see their status next. The status view is now like the endless scroll online. All these things of course will make us upgrade it. I always knew Meta buying WhatsApp will create a bad experience because to them, you are just metadata

We didn't ask for these things, they made something simple difficult to use.

I didn’t see EU in the affected region. Probably because they sabi EU wahala

BigSaint1914:
Chaiiiii see CSP yapa
542 na water

what’s CSP please?

This not original content wahala sef

Nothing bad here. If they support iran, they can go to Iran to show solidarity not in the country they condemn

mayor1814:
Small yansh dey shake. Austria too dey form yanga vs US. Anyway, if USA comot NATO, Dem go understand

understand how? Is nuclear deterrence not the only reason? NATO can defend itself. They should leave. France and Uk has nuclear weapons. That is more than sufficient. U.S. is benefiting far more for being a member. They are not fools for paying the lion share in defense funds. They have thier bases in nato countries for launching attacks on enemy nation. Without allies, US will just be like Russia and china. And a war can easily be brought to its doorstep.

I know this guy on IG. Good one

PigTormentor:
Must you always blame govt just because your Agulu candidate lost?
Is the refinery solely owned by the Govt?
Prices of fuel goes up and down in any free market economy. That's what we have now, free market. We no longer have market where prices are determined by govt which has been disastrous for generations with fuel lines and shortages.
Now, the market is free and the market determines the price.
This is what real economy looks like not rhe voodoo economy that we practiced and has gotten us anywhere gor decades.
Even if govt gets 1m barrels daily, it better 5o sell in open market and use the proceeds for capital expenditures instead of selling is cheaper to Dangote.
You people are very short sighted, always only thinking of today instead of the future. That's the big difference between Africans and Europeans. Very shallow and myopic.

what capital expenditure? It's been three years since subsidy was removed, what has the common man benefitted for it? Don't tell me federal allocation to states has increased because you know that has not impacted the common man

givedemwotowoto:
Nigeria gets almost 1 million barrels of oil as their own share of daily crude production. They can set their price for the local market for the 327,000 barrels consumed locally daily, and sell the rest 60,000+ at international price. Must you always defend the government?

exactly my point on the other thread. Like I don't understand. Sell 327k at a low price and the rest at international price. The govt will still make money. The projected price for crude in financing the budget is even $50. I don't just understand why Nigerians are defending this rubbish increment

franchasofficia:
US is not fighting Iran.

US and Israel are only trying to remove the Islamic terrorists ruling Iran to ruins for decades.


If US decides to fight Iran, by now, Iran will be a waste land with the rest of the world shivering in shock and using Iran to forewarn their nation's leaders.



So make no mistake that US and Israel are fighting Iran


The countries Iran can fight and stand a chance are:

1.) Russia
2.) Pakistan
3.) Afghanistan
4.) North Korea
5.) South Korea
6.) Saudi Arabia
Etc



Iran cannot even fight countries like France, Germany and Britain and survive it let alone the two world superpower nations called US and Israel, so op rest

this means Israel can fight Russia?

Fiscus105:
Not until you start to admit reality, that, no footballers had ever be like Messi, and in next 100 years there won't be a player like him.

This type of genius comes once in 4 generations.


Even your oga in camel league knows the truth and that's why he refuses to hang boots in his old age and started dancing naked in present of his children's age mates.

Nelson Mandela, Michael Jackson, TB Joshua and Lionel Messi are not ordinary human beings, you should stop comparing them with anybody in their own field.

TB Joshua? How?

datola:
Trump forgot to add: Thank you for your attention to this matter

Lol!

That thing dey funny me ehn

pocohantas:
Yes. Her parents are culpable.
Now the girl has to exchange labour for her primary/secondary education. By the time she grows, she just might exchange something else.

funniest thing is, if they seek the parent's consent. They might oblige. Her fate might be worse off with them in the village. It's just the sad reality.

I hear that women don't like truths...hmmmmm...when I was younger, there's this friend of mine that lies and fakes alot. Girls were flocking over him like flies, he always had nice babes dying to be with him then. Lol

Lovestrong:
says who? Omo, I still dey jss class when my dad came home with q-link machine and new HP laptop, even his salary was increased. Powered by his administration.....

Continue to rest in peace, sir!

omoh same here. My dad was a soldier then. Private solder's salary was increased from I think less than 20k to over 40k then. No be small blessing and prayers for barracks that year

bigpicture001:
Why do ppl like to lie that yaradua was the best...?

What did he do to mk him the best... Because he shouts rule of law rule of law..?

Ok.. maybe it's just emotional cuz he died in office.. okay, maybe that's the reason... If not gist me his achievements

abacha also died in office, say something else. Compared to other presidents, he's up there

ravensckar:
I and my parents are quite close, hence we see one another almost every Sunday.

Despite living on the island and they being on the mainland, I must go visit them every Sunday. Partly due to my involvements in some religious commitments or because we always have stuffs to gist about.

As for calls, it's every 2 or 3 days ritual. Dad is either calling to gist me or to bill me.

Mum hardly calls with her own phone nor receives calls on it because half the time, she doesn't even know which corner of the house it is. She always tags along whenever my dad is calling.

I love my parents so much! They are my rock!

The best gift we can give our parents while they are alive is to care for them.

#Picks_tooth

my mum is exactly the same. I just wonder what her problem is with phones

Flakky26:
At least once in a year, this is the minimum requirement no matter where we are in the world. no whatsapp video can replace physical contact. Children who have establish physical contact with their parents while they are alive wont miss them much when they are no more.

you are correct

July 2024. I make it a duty to travel home atleast once a year.

Arrives Lagos? I thought they said he died in Lagos?

Rest on general

aninibinladen:
2. Personal life: Oluyede is a family man, married with three children, balancing his responsibilities in the military with his family life. At 56, he is among the youngest to hold the Chief of Army Staff (COAS) position in the country’s history.

This is a very big lie

At 56, he is the oldest to hold the chief of army staff (COAS) position in the country's history.

Gowon became chief of army staff at 32
Joe Akahan became chief of army staff at 29
Hassan Katsina became chief of army staff at 35
David Ejoor became chief of army staff at 39
TY Danjuma became chief of army staff at 37
Alani Akinrinde became chief of army staff at 40
Gibson Jalo became chief of army staff at 41
Wushisi became chief of army staff at 41
Babangida became chief of army staff at 43
Abacha became chief of army staff at 42
Salihu Ibrahim became chief of army staff at 55
Gusau became chief of army staff at 50
Chris Alli became chief of army staff at 49
Bamaiyi became chief of army staff at 47
Malu became chief of army staff at 52
Ogbomudia became chief of army staff at 54
Agwai became chief of army staff at 55
Azazi became chief of army staff at 54
Luka Yusuf became chief of army staff at 55
Danbazau became chief of army staff at 54
Ihejirika became chief of army staff at 54
Minimah became chief of army staff at 51
Buratai became chief of army staff at 55
Attahiru became chief of army staff at 55
Faruk Yahaya became chief of army staff at 55

even the current Lagbaja became COAS at 55

omoh you listed all COAS. Very brilliant

MrDoGood:
Make we colabo.

N 1x I give city

is this now possible in betting?

Rubbish

Ashirioluwa:
Before this information, I used to think River State was number one.

same here. Maybe in deposit

Afonjah:
Name one.
And I don't mean the ones that relocated to US because their careers died. An active celebrity with good pull today.

if that's the case then you're right.

Afonjah:
Obodo oyibo humbles them that's why they are scared of developing this shit hole so they can they flex and feel good about themselves.


Only poor man pikin relocates and flaunts it as an achievement. No single Nigerian celebrity or politician or businessman lives abroad.

for celebrities, check again

BOS8:
The first thing to do is to get you documents authenticated at MOE and MOFA, FOR your documents to be authenticated there re some process you have to follow as well after then, you can start looking for appointment but it will definitely take time to get an appointment after securing appointment then you can submit your documents for verification after verification then it will be legalization, you can send a Pm then I will explain further

boss I sent a DM

Bokajimike:
Hello Nairaland,

I am seeking advice on relocating to either Germany or Canada at the beginning of next year. I currently work remotely as the sole UI/UX designer for a tech company in Nigeria. I am married and in my late 20s. The idea of relocating has been on my mind for a few months now, and I have seriously been considering leaving the country. I hold a degree in Electrical Engineering.

A friend suggested that I could move through a study program, but I am not sure if I can focus on academics at the moment. I am keen to hear how others have successfully and legitimately relocated. My wife is insistent that I shouldn’t leave the country without her, so I am planning for both of us to move together.

I would appreciate any advice on how to proceed with relocating to either Germany or Canada. If you prefer to share detailed information privately, my email is in my signature.

Thank you in advance for your help.

very easy. Look into digital nomad visa. Portugal , Spain, brazil e.t.c. you can move on from there or stay if it favours you.

onyxo76:
I've done this e cmr since last year Dec...police dey always dey look disappointed anytime they check my car papers...nothing to extort me with.

lmao..very funny