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ItsGoodToBeGood:
Do you love to enter the bathroom with your phone?
Do you like to eat before brushing your teeth too?

how can i go to the bathroom without my phone? Talk more of using the toilet without my phone? Damn!! I can't imagine it. I go to the toilet with anything, books, dictionary, anything. I just believe i need to keep myself busy while in there. When i was younger, my mom complain taya

Cutting my nails with my teeth...i love it so much. I don't see it as a bad habit. Maybe that's why i still do it even in public.

I pick my nose too. I know it's a bad habit, so i do it in private.

I love both feeling though

[quote author=Ulunne777 post=114929157][/quote]how did you do this. thought my screen is broken ojhh

UyaiIncomparabl:
Kidneys are in more demand.

ohh, i see. Thanks

Why is kidney more expensive than heart?

Lol...on the flip side, my gf just broke up with me.. I'm heartbroken sha

VeryWickedMan:
Better pray that it works so that your foolishness can be transferred to him

lmao

Na wa

Penguin2:
Taaaaaah

Kwankwaso was captured on camera saying Northerners will not vote for an Igbo man which is what some Tinubu urchins have latched on to give themselves some hope.

But what is there is that right now, Kwankwaso can go to hell with his arrogance.

In 2003, Northwest and Northeast voted for Buhari butt Obasanjo still won.

In 2011, Northwest and Northeast voted Buhari again but Jonathan still won.

Peter Obi can still win without votes from Northwest and Northeast.

Besides if things remain as they are right now, Atiku will win Some part of Northeast with Tinubu winning the rest. While Obi is likely to win Christian votes from that region.

Kwankwaso will win Kano. Some people have also said he will win Jigawa.

Tinubu is likely to take other Northwest states while Obi will win Christian votes in that region again.

That leaves us with North Central where Obi will win Benue, Plateau and Abuja; he will do well in Nasarawa too, which should ultimately culminate to him winning North Central.

Obi will also win Southeast and Southsouth scandalously.

Then garner considerable votes in Southwest especially if Tinubu finally floats a Muslim/Muslim ticket.

Do the math and you Peter Obi’s victory without Kwankwaso.

na so una do this math last election. I still remember perfectly well

The U.S/NATO will defeat Russia in conventional warfare. everybody knows this, Even putin knows this himself that's why he threatens with nukes like north Korea.

Lol

In the barracks, we called it karara

Lwkmd this guy still came back..lmao

luminouz:
You need to shut dafuq up with that bullshiit. No one talks of deadbeat mothers on mother's Day...so shut your piehole or you don't have a father?

It's father's Day...leave us be!!!

exactly. I noticed nobody mentions dead beat mom on mother's day. Mehn it's just so bad that they do this on father's day

Charlieluvboy:
Blackmagic

exactly..black magic is sooo good

BluntTheApostle:
Simi is very underrated. She should top that list. Fine voice, great music, and yet not where she should be.

you're wrong. Simi is A-List. With tiwa and the rest

This guy should be arrested for this joblessness and foolishness

My question is how he got to spain so fast..spain no dey do visa interview abi? Abi all these celebs just travel any minute they want to

kennethfranc:
Good day all...
Please can I get a solar inverter that can power my laptop and 15watts bulb for at least 6hrs for 120k-50k?

Please the epileptic power supply in my area prompted the post. No light for 3days now

hi bro,i sent you a pm, please respond

dejio42:
The day me resent ex posted a picture on whatsapp. Luckily for me,her best friend was beside me in my room viewing her status, she was like "wow my babe too fine"
I be like "today post or yesterday"

I no sabi keep word for mind so I asked her why I was blocked, she said the "it doesn't matter new"

It does not matter till date,cos I moved. I no too get patient like every guy

lmao

Did i just see 50k or my eyes are deceiving me? You're even trying bro. 50k in thus economy?

oyatainer:
The conspiracy against Lionel Messi by the moderator is high.

Imagine a genuine news that worthy of front page couldn't surface their yesterday.

And these are the same people that will one day condemn injustice,and maladministration.

Anyway, congratulations to Rudiger!

what happened to messi?

Kuluuu:
Yes, he makes 20k (is it everyday he makes the 20k?) but let's do some arithmetic here:

1. 22% of 20k is #4,400
2. Fuel for that 20k cannot be less than 6k
3. For him to make 20k, it means he left house early in the morning and close by night, which mean he will eat at least twice, put that at minimum of #1,500

If you add that together, it gives you #12,000 approximately. He/ she is left with 8k. Now begin to calculate your car maintenance and health challenge for be on steering for close to 10 hours. Use your 3.5m car for 6 months with the car AC on for close to 40hours per week and see how the condition of the car will be after 6 months.

Even the 20k is not everyday ooo.

what if by the 'makes' he meant profit?? Una just dey do calculations up and down. I have never taken a bolt or uber for 300 in my life. So I don't understand what is happening. The fare has increased too

anonymous1759:
Stop typing with emotions nobody said it's bad to defend your country, but in this scenario mr comedian is not Smart, wisdom is profitable to direct. It's not everything you use force to handle, try to pick your fight.

America destroyed iraq because they thought they have WMD but have failed to invade North Korea or Iran because they've weapon of mass Destruction in this case it means America and NATO pick their fights Mr comedian should have done the same and opt for a dialogue.
The counties that are giving you morale to fight russia are avoiding same russia at all cost.
Mr comedian is not Street smart.

lol..but they shot an Iranian top leader that's almost tantamount to a war declaration/invasion. Why didn't iran retaliate?

Ojuntana:
Crap!! Where did you get that from
Who is going to intentionally pass to his opponent

exactly my thought

Mane!!

Cti28:
If I earn that amount in a month, I will have over 5 million in savings annually.
So OP, your are a rich man

lmao...oga no be so e easy oh. Easier said

Sixfiguresmart:
japa to where?

good question

IamV:
Why's your father missing among the lots ?

a very good question

NobleAngell:
I disagree with you. That guy is dry. Him and that dry brain jotter.

i swear...that brain jotter is worst. He's not just very dry but annoying. I wonder what people find funny in his skits

So wizkid actually has an English meaning?

kowalsky:
Lol. Chillax and kiss the truth. Women are many times more intelligent than men. They have photographic memories too.

Men only upend women cause they're more ambitious. Go to any top brass university and pick out the ten best students in any department, you'll have 7 women and three boys, granted one of the boy will most likely be the best.

baba this is pure fallacy