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EducationRe: I Don't Like The Course Am Studying. by ericanex(f): 3:43pm On May 26, 2016
Aare2050:
I would have continue reply and reply you. but it won't make any changes, just knew you an Igbo Boy.

I'm serving in your land.
Enugu state, nsukka LGA eha alumuno
I've known about your people.
killing your fellow men for land and cashew nut is what you know how to do best.
bunch of criminals.
please don't start a tribal e war can't you insult the individual personally without involving the whole Enugu.
LiteratureRe: Why I Want To Be Bad - A Story by ericanex(f): 3:37pm On May 26, 2016
chistar01:
-35-

HENRY

I was so glad that Maxwell did not eventually f-ck Amaka. If konji kills then that would have been pure suicide for me because I was fully aware of what was going on between their two but as Maxwell was my man and I did not want to spoil his show, I decided to play dead and not move so that they would not be discouraged.

Maxwell, although he would rather die than accept it is a player. He is not just any player but that kind of player that your best player aspires to be. How he juggles three girls at the same time almost smoothly baffles me. I had just one girl, Tonia, on my radar and I could not imagine myself adding another girl to the list.

I don’t think I have ever addressed the Mary-Anne incident so let me tell you guys that what happened between I and her was not my intention really. I was just trying to be a nice guy to my roommate’s girlfriend and got carried away. She is a whor-e and chances are that she does not even know that, but I do because why else did she not stop me when I made advances at her knowing fully well that she had a boyfriend who loves her.

Well enough of my past conquest and let’s talk about my perfect morning where the love of my life appears at my doorstep.

“Hello Henry,” Tonia said.

“Tonia!” I exclaimed in shock, she was the last person I expected to see at the door. “What are you doing here?”

“What am I doing here?” she asked with her eyes wide open, “Okay oh, I’m sorry I came,” she said and turned to leave but I quickly grabbed her hands.

“You know what I mean,” I said and then pull her closer to me, “I know I pissed you off by saying things I shouldn’t have and I’m sorry but after calling you consistently but being ignored you should understand my surprise seeing you here.”

“Well I thought about it and decided that maybe we were both just having a bad day,” she said.

“So you thought about me?” I asked grinning.

“Don’t let it get into your head,” she rolled her eyes.

I laughed, “Don’t be shy to admit it, you are not the first to catch feelings for me,” I winked as I pulled her into the house.

“In your dreams,” she replied.

As we walked into the house, I saw that only Maxwell was left on the bed.

“Where’s Amaka,” I asked. He pointed to the bathroom.

“Hi,” Tonia said to Maxwell, “Good morning.”

“So you have fallen into Henry’s web?” he asks her.

“Web? I don’t understand.” She replied.

“You ordered him not to call you ever again and ignore his calls only to surprisingly appear here this kain early morning,” he explains, “the only explanation for that is you have fallen for him and can’t get your mind off him.”

She smiles, “I don’t know what you are talking about o.”

“Of course you do,” he said and pulled the wrapper over his whole body. “I’m off to dreamland,” he said as he turned to back us.

“Lazy motherf-cker, your mate don dey farm dey plant yam, you dey here dey sleep like mumu,” I say as I pulled Tonia to the balcony.

I offered her the chair while I sat on the paint bucket.

She looks at the floor and sees ash littered all over with the empty bottle of vodka, she shakes her head and asks, “Do human beings live here or chimneys?”

I laughed. “A lot happened last night,” I replied.

“What happened?” she asked with keen interest.

I consider telling her how Amaka came to my place in the middle of the night to slap me because she was approached by the government over the murder of a man I arranged. Nah! Can’t tell her that, I conclude.

“It all history now and besides, I don’t want to bore you with the details,” I replied and keep quiet for a second before adding, “Can I ask you a question?”

“Go on,” she urges me on.

“What exactly are we?” I asked, “Are we dating already or what?”

My question seemed to have hit her as a surprise because she stared at me vaguely for the next one minute before she collects herself and finally say something, “Do you want us to date?” she asked.

“I really like you, and it’s pretty obvious you like me as well. I think we would make a cute couple,” I replied.

“That does not answer the question,” she said.

“To answer your question I will need to understand your definition of the word ‘date’.”

“You like too much talk oh,” she sighed and I laugh. “How many definitions does dating want to have again na?”

“Dating means different things to different people, what I want to understand is what it entails to you so I would know if I want to do that with you,” I smartly explain.

My reply makes her think for a while. “Dating me basically entails loving and taking care of me,” she said and pauses before she quickly adds, “And it also entails not getting blindly angry at me so that you don’t end up saying things that you don’t mean.”

I think about what she just said and then ask, “So in other words, dating you is all about you you and you alone. My own feelings are irrelevant?”

She giggles, “You know same rules applies to me."

"In that case my answer to your question is yes, I would love to date you," I replied with a smile. "I expect you feel the same way, right?"

She shyly nods and stares deeply in my eyes.

"Some people are trying to sleep here so can you guys should kiss already so we can all move on with our lives?" Maxwell say from inside the room. Turns out he was eavesdropping all along.

We both chuckle and I try to lean forward to kiss her but the distance between us makes that impossible. So I stand up, pulling her up in the process and our lips collides. For those few seconds, everything seemed to perfect but we were cut short by the voice of someone I had no idea was still in the house.

"So you to can love?" Amaka asked me and then turns to Tonia, "I'll advice you to run away from this guy because nothing good can come out from dating him," she said and then storms out of the house without even waving at Maxwell.

Tonia gave me the 'explain yourself' look.


TO BE CONTINUED

PS: You know the drill. Visit my blog for the complet chapter.

PEACe
that's smart visit your blog because of suspense. I must admit you are a good writer love your story
PoliticsRe: Interesting FACTS About Nigerians By Tribes That Will Make You Laugh & Frown by ericanex(f): 12:45am On May 21, 2016
humilitypays:
lol, I understand but Igbos are more prone to do drug trafficking than rituals...it was Nollywood movies that painted that wrong image of Igbo people as fore-runners in money ritual...whereas it's not the reality.

I am not saying Igbos don't do money ritual, all tribes do money ritual, but money ritual is more prevalent among the Yorube tribe in reality, that's my point Ericasmiley

If you have worked in a multi-tribal and multi-racial organization in Nigeria before, u will then realize how Yorubas believe in juju a lot.

Most top Yoruba corporate managers in oil companies, banks, telecoms, logistics firms, FMCGs, shipping firms, etc are all into juju to keep their job and to silence their superiors (company owners and CEOs) from investigating their illicit corporate financial activities.

They bring Alfas, patronize all sorts of babalawo just to be at the top and silence onlookers. I speak from real life experiences; not 1 or 2.

Igbos don't usually believe in holding firmly to a top managerial position at all cost in another man's company like Yorubas do.

Each Nigerian tribe have their shortcoming...Igbos are usually cunning in business deals compared to any other tribe.
okay I get
PoliticsRe: Interesting FACTS About Nigerians By Tribes That Will Make You Laugh & Frown by ericanex(f): 7:20pm On May 20, 2016
humilitypays:
says whohuh cheesy cheesy cheesy
says me.its obvious due to the love we Igbo have for money
PoliticsRe: Interesting FACTS About Nigerians By Tribes That Will Make You Laugh & Frown by ericanex(f): 5:10pm On May 17, 2016
I thought Igbo topped ritual
CareerRe: How To Build An International Career...step by step approach by ericanex(f): 7:24pm On May 15, 2016
Marxxx:
I don't know if my response is coming in late but please do not
switch to science I beg you. Rather continue with Mechanical Engineering. Petroleum is too narrow...A mechanical engineer will perform well in the oil sector as well as the manufacturing sector. Even slumberger will accept you just like a petroleum graduate. But you will not attract manufacturing firms like PG, coca cola, FrieslandCampina etc if you are a petrol major...I hope you get it...Sciences is a no go area...
so in terms of mechanical and chemical engineering which is preferable?
FoodRe: The High Cost Of Food Items In Nigeria by ericanex(f): 1:32pm On May 06, 2016
Fynestboi:
Am not against increment, but outrageous increment is what am against.
how much is fuel?
FoodRe: The High Cost Of Food Items In Nigeria by ericanex(f): 1:11pm On May 06, 2016
Fynestboi:
True talk bro, we are the one enslaving ourselves, can believe someone selling Banana when I was in OAU, was telling me that the increment in dollar rate is the reason why banana is now sold at such ridiculous price.


And yet we will be screaming the country is bad, out government are bad.
how did you expect him to cope in the harsh economy if he doesn't increase the price of his commodities
RomanceRe: Help Me I Can Stop watching Kiss Daniel Mama Video by ericanex(f): 7:18pm On May 02, 2016
smileyyaya. lovely song smileyyaya. lovely song
RomanceRe: Learn To Say Sorry For No Reason by ericanex(f): 9:21am On May 02, 2016
pinceprinz:
The only lesson here is that we should try control our anger. The sorry thing is too dummy tbh.
sorry heals all hidden pain.learn to say sorry it doesn't hurt anybody but instead solve the million tears behind a smile
BusinessRe: How Much Is Garri At Your Area? by ericanex(f): 2:31pm On Apr 26, 2016
one above me e be like say we dey d same place
CelebritiesRe: So Linda Ikeji Reported Wizkid To The Police by ericanex(f): 10:30am On Apr 26, 2016
Akinonnairaland:
Pretty girls been writing ordinary OK on stuff since the days of Adam
ok
CelebritiesRe: So Linda Ikeji Reported Wizkid To The Police by ericanex(f): 10:19am On Apr 26, 2016
ok
CrimeRe: 13 Killed During Cult Clashes In Kogi by ericanex(f): 9:30am On Apr 26, 2016
Nawa ohhh. Who cultism help?
CrimeRe: Two Keke Napep Thieves Burnt To Death In Delta State (see Photos) by ericanex(f): 8:54am On Apr 26, 2016
99 days for a theif one day for the owner
RomanceRe: Love Or Money Which One Will You Go For? by ericanex(f): 8:57pm On Apr 25, 2016
money answereth all things
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Apply Now For Appnigerian Breweries Plc Recruitment - 2016 by ericanex(f): 8:37pm On Apr 25, 2016
nice info
EducationRe: Jamb Has Done It Again !!! by ericanex(f): 9:16am On Mar 01, 2016
emilykel:
After writing jamb with all my heart for the 4th fucking time I receive this message ...your jamb UTME 2015//2016 UTME score is fucking blab ...who the hell composed that stupid message ?...the exam was full of errors in the questions... Jamb wan kill person first ? ...why dem no dey make mistake pass people ?

2015/2016 huh....are you kidding me ?
dnt mind them is meant to be 2016/2017 if you see my kid sis she wey be guru. the fact is that is meant to be scrapped out due to the lack of facilities
EducationRe: My Bitter Experience With Jamb Yesterday by ericanex(f): 9:37pm On Feb 28, 2016
INTERMAN:
Next time register earlier . The earlier the better. It was those that reg late that Jamb fixed their exam on first day, 2nd day etc. While those that reg for Jamb earlier were given enough time after those days by then most of these issue wld av been resolved.
I guess is being reshuffled I had little friend that registered earlier
RomanceRe: I'm Pregnant; My Boyfriend Wants Abortion by ericanex(f): 9:55pm On Feb 19, 2016
MrCork:
...guys who prefffa dakkskin ladies are broke ..usualy lack confidennce ...can you imagine comparison this 2 nairaland babes (Onstelly & Refiner ...or any..) to beyansi?...who would you choose? undecided
I'm light in complexion and guys ain't intimidated by me check my dp
RomanceRe: I'm Pregnant; My Boyfriend Wants Abortion by ericanex(f): 5:40pm On Feb 19, 2016
MrCork:
...every male fantasize about
dating lightskin females. .includdin u[..we cannot survive without light skin ladies..you No it & I NO it....and by the way..when hav I ever degrade any lady cozzx she's dakskin?!
undecided
have met guys that prefer dark ladies so not all male
RomanceRe: I'm Pregnant; My Boyfriend Wants Abortion by ericanex(f): 5:12pm On Feb 19, 2016
MrCork:
....so you prefffa daksin female over lightskin femakes?....in 2016?....you don't hav moiney to main tain lightskin female?.. bro so you have job? (No ofeense) undecided
why are you so obsess with light ladies you should learn to keep some opinion to yourself. you degrade ladies due to their tone that's harsh
RomanceRe: I'm Pregnant; My Boyfriend Wants Abortion by ericanex(f): 4:51pm On Feb 18, 2016
MrCork:
....sweery u want ma professssssssionall addvisse,,,,,,if you lightskin, keep the baby wink

....if you dakskin, ABORT!!!! (no oofeinse)
angry
that's crude
RomanceRe: Things That Ladies Do That Guys Dislike by ericanex(f): 4:39pm On Feb 17, 2016
AwesomeDuru:
Forming hard to get.. Trust me, every guy hates this one.
most ladies don't form hard to get. just obvious they don't like you
RomanceRe: Reason Why You Must Not Break The Hymen If You Re Not Ready To Settle Down by ericanex(f): 5:10pm On Jan 23, 2016
lol Nairaland won't kill me ohhhh, always creating e-war between virgins and non virgin 😃😃
FamilyRe: How Do I Stop Feeling Ashamed Of My Husband by ericanex(f): 5:02pm On Jan 23, 2016
Fawklicant:
Your husband cant be uglier than
1. Oshiomole
2. Obasanjo
3. Ojukwu
4. Morgan tsvangirai of zimbabwe
5. Tinubu
Should I go on?
Yet these men married mermaids who I bet are way prettier than you. What makes a man handsome is swag. That pure unalduterated class, help him improve on his swag amd when other girls outside start appreciating him for you, you can ask them the secret, you hear?
thumbs up was about voicing this same comment

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