Condom4Dick:
Why all these hipocrytes here abeg... Abeg, make una run commot abeg. Bad belle people...

bahaushe1:


Your second sentence says a lot about you and your intention.

As for the question you asked. Allaah created Jesus (alayhis salaam) without father. It is a display of Power and Might of Allaah and also an answer to those who believe that they cant be resurrected long after they died.

The fact that Allaah made creation of humans from male and female parents a tradition doesnt mean He cant creat humans through other means.

Jesus (alayhis salaam), just like Adam (alayhis salaam) before him, has no father, neither is he a son of Allaah. He is a great Prophet and Messenger of Allaah who was send to the children of Israel confirming the Prophethood and scriptures before him, giving glad tidings of the coming of the last Messenger and Seal of the Prophets, and as a mercy to the world.

Rukkydelta:

You agreed on that,I didn't and besides it will so inappropriate for me to be loving someone else's boo

kimbraa:
I cry when I see my monthly visitor. Are you ok now?.

kimbraa:

Bolaji21:

Quote all those verses and Bolden the contradiction. Cos I can't see the contradiction. It's better to say "I don't understand, I need clarity".

thepussyhunter:


yes boss

thepussyhunter:

wtfcoded:

thepussyhunter:


yeah you wont

and when i see you soonest in da front page of one of them popoular magazines you still "wont"

how tall are you anyways

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adepeter2027:

You don't mean it. People engage in this madness of FP betting offline?

Saintsammurai:
mine was good,, did you nt go out to celebrate it?

Saintsammurai:
mine was good,, did you nt go out to celebrate it?

dayo2me:
I smell atheism, good for you though.

brightology3:
atheist sighted

joseph1013:
Olayinka Ayinde

The other day, I had a reunion with my secondary schoolmates. Some of them I hadn't seen in more than 20 years!

So we ordered the beers and fish pepper soups and the evening began in earnest. We travelled back in time, to when we were knee-high to grasshoppers, like my Egbon would say. We reminisced over who was eyeing whom, who was shagging whom, who was timid and couldn't hurt a fly, and which teachers were hot. I confessed that I had a crush on the math teacher, a tall sexy, brilliant woman with an excellent diction and a provocative catwalk, who had since moved on to lecture at the university.

Predictably, we got to religion. Of course I was the only odd one. The Alhaji had kept opening his mouth and closing it, at a loss for where to begin or what to even say. So I don't pray? Ehen? So who created me? Ehen? And who created the universe? Ehen? So who do I ask for stuff when I am in dire need? Ehen? What about in times of uncertainties and fear, who do I run to? Ehen? What about when the patient is on the operating table and is in imminent cardiac arrest? (He assumed I was a surgeon).

As far as Alhaji was concerned, the concept of God was straightforward. So he couldn't understand why anybody won't worship a deity, any deity. He and the Christians abandoned all their religious differences and teamed up to save the godless one from eternal damnation. They wanted me to worship something, anything. If it turns out to be the wrong thing, the right one would be willing to forgive. I would get pass mark for effort and be allowed into heavenly glory. They didn't care if it's the one where you shout hallelujah nonstop every day or the one where you get 72 virgins with translucent skin and erect nipples.

In the end I decided it was time to adopt a god. So Alhaji and my childhood friends, I have decided to worship Shakilimoon, the god of erection, in appreciation of his gift of daily early morning tumescence.

I could never have done this without you. I give you all the glory, Shakilimoon, god of erection.

NB: I edited Shalikimoon to Shakilimoon today, 01-10-17. The lord himself told me that I didn't hear him well the first time he revealed himself to me, when I was just starting my prophetic career. But all former documents remain valid.

Ericsunday619:
GE 1:3-5 On the first day, God created light, then separated light and darkness.
GE 1:14-19 The sun (which separates night and day) wasn't created until the fourth day.

GE 1:11-12, 26-27 Trees were created before man was created.
GE 2:4-9 Man was created before trees were created.

STUPUDTHEISTS:




Deal with 'em yourself; you didn't seek their approval before opening the thread. Besides, Christianity has one of the silliest doctrines, you shouldn't need no help.

On a side note, are you YahwehPenis?

STUPUDTHEISTS:
HopefulLandlord na one smart weasel. See as he deftly avoided this thread despite the mention from OP

BTW is there anyone else who thinks OP is YahwehPenis?

hopefulLandlord:
The only way the Bible makes sense is if we conclude that god is a raving lunatic whose greatest thrill comes from human suffering. Its only when christians try to claim that "god is good" or "god loves us" that the story gets ridiculous.

This is supposedly a being that KNOWS EVERYTHING and has INFINITE POWER. Yet he stands by and watches every time a child is molested and does NOTHING to stop it. Does he strike the molester dead on the spot? No. Does he send a cop? No. Does he do ANYTHING to prevent it? No. Even though he could help the child with less than the blink of his almighty eye. Why? He can't say he didn't know. And he can't say he couldn't do anything about it, right? So he must ALLOW IT because HE LIKES IT!

The same with starving children and disease. Its entertainment for him. And even though he could change it all, with less effort than we could change the channel on our TV, he refuses to reach for the remote. Instead he'll just reach for a shotgun and blow a hole through the screen. YEE HAW!

This is one sick god we've got here. He loves human suffering so very much that he just couldn't get enough of it in this world. So he had to create a place of ETERNAL TORTURE so he could REALLY get off! And does he send people there who have done horrible things they need to be punished for? No, he forgives all of that. He only sends people who don't believe a story that says that the creator of all things is such a horrible monster that he actually created a place of ETERNAL TORTURE. If you think god is better than that you go to Hell.

Now reading the Bible what does it say Satan's big crime was? His ego. He thought he could do a better job than god. But looking at the world around us how wrong could he have been? Anybody could do a better job than this raving lunatic of a god. The christian god is just about what you could expect if the Joker from Batman had infinite power.

bloodofthelamb:
SO, YOU THINK IT WAS ONLY YOUR FATHER'S SPERM THAT BROUGHT YOU INTO THE WORLD? BRO, THINK AGAIN

Isaacmacdon:
He was dead, but now he is risen; and he'll come again. You can say all the bad things you want to say about Jesus, but it doesn't change the fact that he died for your sins.

OtemSapien:
That holy spirit guy can't survive a day without sex. He had to sleep with Mary without the consent of her husband .

Ericsunday619:
hahahahahaha. The Holy Spirit na baddo o

OtemSapien:
Stop abusing the Op. The Holy spirit fornicated with Mary and Jesus was born.

lomprico:
Are u very stupid or u are just plain stupid?

Isaacmacdon:
You're free to believe whatever you see. Besides, you don't even have a perfect life either. As per the photo, I'd wish you stop giving those demons a chance in your life. Those demons have blinded you from seeing the exact thing.

KingIbot:

if you care to know I was never an atheist and not even one yet...The thing is am beginning to doubt God's existence