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Psalm 39:6

We heap up wealth, not knowing who will spend it."












May God save us

I went to MTN office today to delink some numbers from my NIN










AND Their agent there said there is no network











Just imagine MTN office no get network













NCC you need to talk to these guys oh




Honestly it is very very bad for MTN I am telling you I mean this needs to hit the newspaper headlines



How will MTN say they don't have network?


What is the meaning of that?












And they are busy dilly dallying wasting people's time over there?i

Niger Republic












Or Sahara Desert!

Gimme her Whatsapp no

You will just be explaining












Still explaining












Continue to dey explaining!








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This guy no want peace












He wants problems always!

We always tell them if you are a good coach, you don't need to break the bank before winning trophies!













Check all the best coaches in the world, they don't always require billions of pounds to break transfer records before winning trophies!













Claudio Ranieri squad for Leicester City whole squad was 50 million pounds

Arsene wenger won invincible with a good team
Sir Alex Ferguson won with the likes of Jisung park, wayne rooney, Luis Nani, paul scholes, rio ferdinand,






Xabi Alonso used granite xhaka to win unbeaten with bayern leverkusen in the bundesliga




Jose mourinho used wesley sneider, mario balotelli, Patrick viera,maicon, javier xaneti, Samuel, sulley muntari etc
To win treble at inter











Carlo ancelloti at real won champions League
Jorgen klopp at Liverpool won champions League
Zidane won at real also












All you need is a team, team work is all that matters!

They deducted points from Everton, na God saved everton that year from relegation

They punished Roman Abramovich former Chelsea owner that time said he was sponsoring Ukraine war.












They decorated Guardiola and didn't scold him.












We knew their (Man Shitty!) days of retribution is very near. But no one warned them.
Everyone licked the sweet plates with them.



Pay back time!

The world is 70 percent water And 30 percent land











So he is godamn right!












Our revenue is

Non-Oil Sector (Taxes & Customs): 75.7%


Oil & Mineral Sector (Royalties & Petroleum Profits): 24.3%












And you will agree with me that most of the import duties paid to customs is from Sea ports in Lagos, Apapa, Lekki and Port Harcourt!












Water is life!

List of former ibo head of states or presidents

Nnamdi Azikwe was ibo and former president of Nigeria
Presidential term: 1 October 1963 – 16 January 1966




Nigeria has had two former heads of state or presidents of Igbo ethnic origin since its independence in 1960.

Dr. Nnamdi Azikiwe
Role:
Ceremonial President
(First Republic)Term: October 1, 1963 – January 16, 1966

Details: Widely known as "Zik of Africa," he served as Nigeria's first indigenous Governor-General from 1960 to 1963 and became the country's first President when it officially adopted a republican constitution in 1963.


Major General Johnson Aguiyi-Ironsi

Role: Military Head of StateTerm: January 16, 1966 – July 29, 1966

Details: He assumed power as the first military head of state following the January 1966 military coup, serving until he was killed in a counter-coup after a brief six-month tenure












Let VDM attend history class!












When you forget history, you are repeating it!

No wonder he was assassinated whilst in prison










He he won the election which was even annulled












I love my country, Nigeria!

We don't even have light in our area!











So where did you see all those numbers?

36 states in Nigeria Mr












Nigeria is bigger than anyone!

Shege Ankali











Taashi Ankali!

Newspaper headlines


When you first wake up nowadays,








It's Carter Efe and Speed Darlington be the caption

You can check the official details and updates at the Ballon d'Or site regarding the nominees for the 2026 award.

The 2026 Ballon d'Or nominees were announced on September 8, 2026, featuring top stars across the men's and women's categories.

The awards ceremony will take place in London on October 26, 2026.

Men's Ballon d'Or Shortlist (30 Players)

Jude Bellingham

Pau Cubarsie

Marc Cucurella

Ousmane Dembele

Luis Díaz

Bruno Fernandes

Gabriel Magalhães

Erling Haaland

Achraf Hakimi

Harry Kane

Khvicha Kvaratskhelia

Lamine Yamal

Sadio Mané

Marquinhos

Lautaro Martínez

Kylian Mbappé

Nuno Mendes

Lionel Messi

João Neves

Michael Olise

Willian Pacho

Julián Quiñones

Declan Rice

Rodri

Fabián Ruiz

William Saliba

Ferran Torres

Dayot Upamecano

Vinícius Júnior

Vitinha

Key DetailsCeremony Date: October 26, 2026

Location: London, England


https://ballondor.com/

Map that doesn't show Palestine but always show Israel









Which kind of map is that?

To that guy above saying swiss are doing something right












Looted funds baby!












All the Abacha Loot is there!












When corrupt African leaders sack their nations, their money gets hung there, them as sharp guys use the money to renovate their con3













You know the rest!

Whenever Money is speaking












Bullshit must always be reticent!

The Federal Workers Forum has written to President Bola Tinubu and the National Assembly, demanding an immediate review of the salaries of federal civil servants and an increase in the minimum wage from N70,000 to N300,000.

The letter, dated September 2, 2026, and signed by the National Coordinator, FWF, Andrew Emelieze and General Secretary, Ogundele Ayodele, was addressed to the Senate President and Speaker of the House of Representatives through the Clerk of the National Assembly, with President Tinubu, the Chief Justice of Nigeria, and the Head of the Civil Service of the Federation also listed among the recipients.

The forum also proposed a salary of N1.5m for Level 17 officers, arguing that the current wage structure no longer reflects the economic realities confronting federal workers.

Backing its demand, the workers said in the letter, “We call for justice and immediate wage review now, adjust the federal minimum wage to N300,000 and a maximum wage of N1.5m for the Level 17 officers.”


The FWF said the demand was necessitated by what it described as the incomplete implementation of the N70,000 minimum wage approved in 2024, claiming that federal workers had yet to receive the full consequential adjustment and associated allowances.

The group stated, “It will surprise you to hear that the Federal Government has not fully implemented the new national minimum wage since July 2024. We have been in the battle for full consequential adjustment of the new minimum wage.”

According to the workers, the 2024 wage review increased the minimum wage from N30,000 to N70,000 but resulted in what they described as a flat N40,000 increase across all levels of the federal civil service.




The Federal Workers Forum has written to President Bola Tinubu and the National Assembly, demanding an immediate review of the salaries of federal civil servants and an increase in the minimum wage from N70,000 to N300,000.

The letter, dated September 2, 2026, and signed by the National Coordinator, FWF, Andrew Emelieze and General Secretary, Ogundele Ayodele, was addressed to the Senate President and Speaker of the House of Representatives through the Clerk of the National Assembly, with President Tinubu, the Chief Justice of Nigeria, and the Head of the Civil Service of the Federation also listed among the recipients.

The forum also proposed a salary of N1.5m for Level 17 officers, arguing that the current wage structure no longer reflects the economic realities confronting federal workers.

Backing its demand, the workers said in the letter, “We call for justice and immediate wage review now, adjust the federal minimum wage to N300,000 and a maximum wage of N1.5m for the Level 17 officers.”


The FWF said the demand was necessitated by what it described as the incomplete implementation of the N70,000 minimum wage approved in 2024, claiming that federal workers had yet to receive the full consequential adjustment and associated allowances.

The group stated, “It will surprise you to hear that the Federal Government has not fully implemented the new national minimum wage since July 2024. We have been in the battle for full consequential adjustment of the new minimum wage.”

According to the workers, the 2024 wage review increased the minimum wage from N30,000 to N70,000 but resulted in what they described as a flat N40,000 increase across all levels of the federal civil service.

The forum said, “Only N40,000 was added to the salaries of every federal worker across all levels.”

The latest demand comes amid continuing disagreements over the implementation of the 2024 minimum wage and related allowances.

The N70,000 minimum wage replaced the previous N30,000 benchmark after negotiations between the Federal Government and organised labour, with the new wage framework subject to review after three years.

The FWF argued that the statutory three-year review period should not prevent the government from responding immediately to what it described as an emergency deterioration in workers’ purchasing power.

The forum said, “As a matter of fact, it is suicidal for the federal workers to continue in this ugly situation. Hence, based on the current cost-of-living crisis, it can only be a matter of justice that the federal wages be immediately reviewed to meet up with the current economic realities in Nigeria.”

The workers complained that the rising cost of food, transportation, accommodation, electricity, cooking gas and other necessities had made the N70,000 minimum wage inadequate.

“Federal workers have been enduring the situation, and everything has been frustrating and nauseating. We cannot cope again. Federal workers are dying in instalments; we are suffering in silence; our salary is too poor; it is not taking us home,” the letter stated.


https://punchng.com/workers-demand-n300000-minimum-wage/?amp

Just dey play












One guy told me that it's cartels from America that installed Mr Tinubu as presido












Him and city boys are smuggling drugs into the con3












Do you know how much trillions dey make?












Can Atiku and Obedient spend such amount of money?












Just dey play

Most of the replies I posted here on nairaland I used AI to edit them!












Oyibo never know anything!












E never shock them!

The economy is not too smooth for guys












And once you approach a lady












She will start billing you,





Gas, hairdo, makeup, house rent, iPhone 20 pro Max, school fees, child support, menstrual pad, not feeling fine fees!












You know the rest!

Bala











Blue

Ehen oh











Ehen oh!

Ronaldo 978 goals











Messi 927 goals












Who will first reach 1000 goals?












Also who is your favourite?












Explain without abusing anybody?












Guys don't spoil the fun!












Let's go

Yes — another global recession is possible, but as of September 2, 2026, there is no solid evidence that a worldwide economic meltdown is inevitable or imminent.

The important distinction is between a normal recession and a 2008-style financial meltdown.

What the situation looks like now

The IMF said yesterday that global growth for 2026 is still around 3%, meaning the world economy is growing rather than contracting. However, it also says the risks are unusually high, particularly because of the energy shock, geopolitical conflict and very high global debt.

Several warning signs deserve attention:

Global government debt is extremely high — the IMF says worldwide public debt is approaching 100% of GDP.

Oil and energy prices are under pressure because of continuing Middle East tensions.

Global bond yields have risen sharply, increasing borrowing costs for governments, companies and households.

Trade tensions and geopolitical fragmentation could weaken investment and international trade.

The IMF specifically identifies prolonged conflict, renewed trade tensions and disappointing AI-driven productivity as downside risks.


Could it become another 2008?

Possible, but not the base case right now.

A serious meltdown would probably require something much larger—such as a major banking/credit crisis, sovereign-debt crisis, severe energy shock, or several of these occurring simultaneously.

In fact, the current situation has an unusual feature: growth is still positive while financial stress is increasing. That can produce a painful slowdown without necessarily becoming a global depression.

And what about Nigeria?

Nigeria could experience the effects even if the global economy doesn't officially enter recession.

Interestingly, Nigeria's position has recently improved in some respects. Moody's changed Nigeria's outlook from stable to positive, citing stronger foreign-exchange reserves, economic growth and improved resilience to external shocks. The World Bank expects approximately 4.2% Nigerian growth in 2026.

However, Nigerians could still feel a global downturn through:

lower oil demand → lower oil revenue → pressure on the naira → higher import costs → inflation → weaker purchasing power.

So I wouldn't tell you "a global economic collapse is coming." That would be speculation.

But I would say the global economy currently has enough vulnerabilities that preparing for a recession is sensible.

If you're asking because you're thinking about how to protect your money or make money during the next recession, I can give you a practical Nigeria-specific recession survival/investment strategy for 2026–2028.

Contact a poultry veterinarian today if possible and have a fresh dropping sample examined.
Separate obviously weak chicks if practical.
Keep the litter dry and remove wet/soiled bedding, because coccidia multiply readily in contaminated litter.
Ensure they have constant access to clean drinking water.
Since you aren't currently giving an anticoccidial, ask your vet/agricultural adviser about an appropriate anticoccidial treatment and the correct dose for your specific product. Don't guess the dose because concentrations differ between products.
Don't give antibiotics randomly; they won't treat coccidia itself

If you mean blood in chicken droppings/faeces, the most common cause is coccidiosis, a parasitic intestinal disease that is especially common in young chickens.

Other possible causes include:

Coccidiosis — often causes bloody or reddish-brown droppings, weakness, ruffled feathers, and reduced feeding.

Intestinal worms — some parasites can damage the intestinal lining and cause blood.

Bacterial infections — certain intestinal infections can produce bloody diarrhea.

Injury or irritation of the intestine/cloaca.

Severe intestinal inflammation from other diseases or toxins.


What to do

If several chickens are producing bloody droppings, or they are weak, losing weight, not eating, or dying, treat it as urgent. Separate visibly sick birds and contact a poultry veterinarian or experienced poultry health professional for diagnosis. Coccidiosis can become fatal quickly if untreated.

If you tell me the chickens' age, how many are affected, what the droppings look like (bright red, dark brown, watery, etc.), and whether they're showing other symptoms, I can help you narrow down the likely cause.

The Dangote Refinery is facing a fresh battle for survival as the Nigerian Midstream and Downstream Petroleum Regulatory Authority seeks to shutter the facility Key issues in the renewed hostility between the regulator and Africa's largest refinery centre on the refinery's free trade zone status and the government's authority However, a Nigerian court has restrained the NMDPRA from shutting down the refinery pending further proceedings Read more: https://www.legit.ng/business-economy/energy/1728371-why-nmdpra-shut-dangote-refinery-3-key-regulatory-issues-explained/

The Dangote Petroleum Refinery is at the centre of a fresh regulatory dispute with the Nigerian Midstream and Downstream Petroleum Regulatory Authority (NMDPRA), with a Federal High Court in Lagos stepping in to prevent the regulator from shutting down or disrupting the plant’s operations