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Just be deceiving yourselves












What about those living in rural areas with little or no access to amenities like electricity, local govt, and schools?

If you get foot soldiers or not












Look behind you!












People will help you to lick hands of red oil!












Nobody will help you to lick the hands of blood!












Fake people everywhere!












This is even commendable from Portable!

Claudio Ranieri, guy used vardy, general Kante, huth, Wes Morgan and okazaki to win premier league 2015, he even won manager of the year!












Don't forget Xabi Alonso, he won unbeaten with Bayern Leverkusen,












Don't forget Arsene Wenger, he won premier league unbeaten, nobody ever repeat am till today for England!












And lastly don't forget Sir Alex Ferguson, man used Nani, Vidic , Ji Sung Park, Rooney, Cristiano Ronaldo to win treble

Some dey brothel or hotel dey collect N500 or 2k for one round!












Even new born babies get toto!












They need to grow up!

All these gra gra and English grammar for social media and YouTube no fluke us!












You better remain human right activist or social media influencer save turning into a politician!












Want to dine with the devil, you gotta need a very looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong
Spoon!

Once you join them,











You become them












Sheeep wey dey follow dog, will eat shxt with the dogs!

I could remember npower sure p and you win programs that Jonathan and Buhari of late memory both conducted










One man at my former workplace gave me a golden piece of advice

He said " see you see all those govt programs, they are not reliable, govt will come and go, just get a hand job or work that you will be doing that fetches you constant money, don't rely on govt"












At first I didn't fathom what he was saying, so I quit my job and went full into npower,



But after some months, they owed us stipends, and I was broke, I had to go back to my former workplace and beg for my job back!











That was when I learnt the hard way!












Govt, govt, govt,












The devil is nice more than Nigerian govt!

How many terms did Mr Trump want to spend as POTUS?










Isn't this the second term?

There is nothing that you can do for women that they will appreciate you for











They will always complain that you did nothing!











Why are they always uncontented?

Give that lady this link











https://www.facebook.com/share/v/1DDtHxuxht/

Inside kolesoho











Baba tee said something good there!



You ladies will be BILLING us
Don't worry we will turn you to BILIAMINU!





LOL!

Mmmmmm











Lol!

I watched the movie Pirates of the Caribbean Dead Men Tell No tales and there was a scene there where Jack Sparrow badged into one cartographer s shop and what was inscribed at the door will awe you!





"BEWARE OF DOGS AND WOMEN!"











LOL!

If you type the truth on Nairaland nowadays the mod will block you!












Let me just be chilling inside my room!












As for those guys in the topic!












No need to bother ourselves!












God, The Almighty is Watching all of Us!

Chai that rhizome is very expensive












Someone told me it's because they export it to India from Nigeria!

MY GOD

lol

i am not saying you should become gay or hate women eternally i am not gay, i have fxcked and will still fxck by GODS grace but read more about women


download pdf format of tbe book "the manipulated man " by esther villar

visut www.miseducations.com

or nairaland.com/ubunja to learn more about women

YOU CAN ALSO FOLLOW THESE GUYS NAIRALAND.COM/DPSYCHOLOGIST OR

nairaland.com/TheCharismaGuy
oga dont die because of pxssy ooo,

man wey bokoharam kill make sense pass one wey be simp oh

#MAYGODSAVEUS

click this link and read
https://www.nairaland.com/6096237/red-truth/74#99903128

THE MOMENT YOU START SAYING "I WILL DIE FOR YOU"
OGA YOU DEY GO BE THAT OOO

honestly the only thing women care abiut is the money in your pocket,

dont kill yourself about NIGERIAN women abeg

so why are you using panadol for another persons headache?

na your TOTO?


the moment guys learn women dont care about them, the better life would be

afi ki OLOHUN wa gba wa ni bayii

how much

please dont compare HIV with AIDS

Emotional trauma is very bad,

Its like too much jealousy in women, only me, only me, they always like to best attributes with God. Ajoke, awake, abike, arike,

No wonder many men lie that they are single after twenty children at home. When they meet the cold blood 25 year old girl and she asks them "Have you married?" They will reply : " I swear I am still single"

RIP to the dead

its not good to beat your wife but women know how to provoke their husband, God said the man should beat lightly, with his cloth or not share bed with her, but since we both(the man and wife) don't follow the rule of God anymore, we are following our brains, that is why our society is in higgledy piggledy.

and marriage, love and marital life like patoranking sang in one song" this love e no be by force, if you no like make you divorce" . instead of them to be fighting everyday, they should divorce and stay in peace.

note I am not supporting divorce ooo, but as a man before you marry investigate, women even tend to know more about a man they want to date or marry than men, I met a girl at my work place and she has researched my life within a week like "what the hell?" am I an armed robber or higher killer? most guys don't check their babes background, you met a girl within a week and you are already sleeping with her, are you a dog?

marriage is good but terms and conditions apply. if you don't meet the criteria don't start to be creating a menace in the society, Rosul s.a.w said if you are capable marry, if you aren't be fasting to reduce your urge.

plenty children, plenty single mothers, plenty single fathers, divorce two months, one month after the wedding, it is not how far but how well. we all blame our leaders that they are stealing and looting our money, but in sociology, they said that the society started from the family, you meet her on the streets, slept with her on the bench ontop of the gutter and give birth to a child, who will be smoking marijuana , robbing people and causing trouble all the time like naira Marley, dino melaye, fayose, fani kayode and so on.

may be our leaders are not the problem, may be the seeds we planted are what we are reaping.

so take time to plant good seeds today. the woman you will marry is the seed, not a who.re from the brothel, like the holy bible said "a wise man builds his house on a rock but the foolish man builds it on the river side," when the rain comes, it washes it away. the woman is the foundation. no wonder the custody of the child, or the person to take care of the child is the father, after birth, breast feeding, weaning and till he reaches the ages of 7,8, till may be 12.



wee weee smokers everywhere like naira Marley (check your twitter he is even trending today self) , hoes, oloshoes slay mamas and orostitutes like tonto dike everywhere. they even said there is app now to order for home delivery now, you will just pay when she comes. imagine!!!!

lawless country, animal world, let me even spare the animals, a guy, I think here on nairaland , is it , I think its him he said " it is a disgrace to attribute madness to the animal kingdom, when it wasn't perpetrated by them" so may be the animals are even better!!!!!!!

if we Nigerians think more about development than we think about sex sex sex sex sex all the time I think Nigeria by now will be an advanced country

chai I am laughing like kilode!!!!! lol!!!!!!

Copied it somewhere, make una laugh for this week small..
Only in Ashawo house u will hear this
1. Abeg cum make I wear cloth.
2. Oga do fast naa.
3. See ds osho free man, u like better toto uno wan pay money.
4. Make am 5k nah, i go Bleep u well.
5. U neva release? Haa!!!
6. Na only Bleep u pay for oo, no dey touch
my breast.
7. Bros abeg do, make i go hustle.
8. Customer, customer hw far naa.
9. Add 1k make i suck ur prick.
10. See ur small prick (chuckles).
11. Wetin naa. Since u dey do ds tin u nefa cum. Toto dey pepper me abeg.
12. Hw much u giv me wey u dey find
doggy?
13. Come I will do u well 2day.
14. Abeg get up, e don do. Na so una go dey take tramadol.
15. Na ur mama leg u wan carry up. Abeg
respect ursef
16. Wetin u drink come?
17. Oga ppl dey wait outside, hurry up abeg.
18. No carry dat condom comot here oo. No be me una go use do juju.
19. Na talk u wan talk abi na Bleep.
20. Hian!!! Abeg i no dey kiss.
21. Na on top 1,500 u wan change style?
22. No dey turn turn me like dat biko.
23. Oga i swear if ds condom burst u must bring money for medicine oo.
24. Oga yellow, come Bleep better toto.
25. Fine boy come naa, i will do u frm back.
26. Abeg i no dey suck prick for 2k.
27. Wait make i see dat boil for ur prick. Na so una go dey carry disease.
28. Ds one don pass short time oo.
29. Oga abeg use condom, abi u wan share goloria giv me?
30. Touching body - 200, kissing mouth 250, suckn breast - 300, short time - 1500, skin to skin- 10000. Overnight - 8000. If u wan me to suck prick u add 500 extra.
Why una the look me like that, no be me write am ooo
#COPIED COPIED

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