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saw this on Facebook 1. Kissing your man is not a problem. The problem is how u do it. Stop making Sounds like a car Crash. 2. Screaming during Sex is romantic and its not a problem. The problem is Shouting words like; "JESUS: OOH MY GOD: HOLY MARY". U're having Sex, Not a Church ServicChurch Service. And besides i don't know if u're reminding God to Punish you Later. 3. Wearing short skimpy skirts is not a problem, infact its very Sexy. The problem is wearing your Mini and looking all nice but when you see Guyz u try to Pull it down now forcing it to be long. Don't u see that u're deceiving yourself. 4. Loving your man is not a problem. The problem is Changing ur Surname on Social Media and put his surname when he hasn't even Introduced you to his mother. Just Chill, i would hate to read your Post Later saying, "MEN ARE WICKED AND CHEATS" 5. Saying all Men are the Same is not my problem but Who asked u to try them ALL? 6. Bleaching ur skin till u shine brighter than ur future is not a problem, but the problem is having White Face, Yellow hands, Chocolate Lips and Black Legs. Are u a Zebra? 7. Reading this post ain't a problem, infact it's welcomed, but the problem is reading without commenting |
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may01:yes.. We are the men of the house.. Respect our decision |
After devil, na women. The fear of women is the beginning of long life. Without much ado, let us study some childish things ladies do when they catch their boyfriend/husband cheating. 1# they cut his diick - for fucck sake, if you cant live with a cheating husband, why not divorce him instead of wasting a dicck u cant create? 2# bit of his lips - as seen on front page. Go and see it yourself. I dnt know why ladies are this heartless 3# stab him to death. 4# smash his car's glasses 5# poison him to death.. 6# you can add yours........ Ladies, for fucck sake, you have to know that naturally men are born to cheat.. Stop acting childish and wicked. It will not lead you to anywhere. All you need to do is to pray for us to change and if we dnt change, take it like that. Thank you as you take my advice. |
as seen on Instagram. lol the guy go make a good comedian. https://www.instagram.com/p/BIa3Q_IBY-f/ www.nairaland.com/attachments/4033226_screenshot20160728230425_png7dbfcb0a1ff9e08ba38c225845cf98d4
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