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sukkot:
Truth of the matter is that if you are a social animal and you hate working hard and you like awoof you will absolutely hate living in the west.

Those 3 things I described is the typical naija person right ? Love to parrryyyyy and if you employ them they will spend half the time gisting or playing on the job and they like awoof like this is why naijas love 419 or olosho, it’s like awoof easy money.

Ehn so this is why many get miserable in the west. The west there is no socializing, nobody has your time, the west there is no free money and finally if white man employs you to do 10 hours walahi you will do all 10 hours no slacking.

And so this is why Nigerians get miserable in the west but if you are a rare type of Nigerian who is a hermit and you are a loner who hates socializing and you hate awoof money and you just loveee working extremely hard, you will love oyinbo country.

The bolded got me laughing so hard.

allthingsgood:
How about humanity Over 10000 men, women and children dead for nothing! Hospitals, schools and social facilities decimated for nothing! This is the same manuscript america used in afghanistan , libya and iraq, and after decades of destroying these countries, they just packed up their things overnight and left. Today those countries are war zones.

Israel claim they are chasing hamas. But who created hamas Who created Bin laden Are u still hearing of Al Qaeda today This is nothing but western agenda. The truth is in front of you, but you cant see it because of religious brainwashing from the west. You are trained to swallow their lies and propaganda. The only reason israel is in gaza today is to eliminate Palestine and take oer their land. If you think there is anything like hamas, you are being delusional.

So if there was no Oct 7th, israel would have still attacked yes?

Krismas:
Hitler was a German and he persecuted Germans. U get d gist?

Hitler was Roman catholic who left his faith when he founded the Nazi party. You could have done a research about him before stating he was a christian or even a jehovah's witness. It was that simple.

Krismas:
Hitler was a Jehovah witness Mussolini was a catholic. Azov battalion are Greek Orthodox Church

Hitler a Jehovah witness and he persecuted them? Tell me something new. You obviously don't know about Hitler.

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Insha Allah... GAZA will rule one day one time.

100yrs back there was nothing like israel on the world MAP.

But today they are here killing Muslims in the name of land grabbing.

I tell you, those of you christians supporting this Devil animals israel, one dey they will come for your head.

Thats why a christian, Hitler, killed 3/4 of them.

Bookmark this!!!!




Increase your volume, it's true!!!



Exactly



InshaAllah. One day one time....




What ever it is, Palestine will win one day one time...

for sure....



Adolf Hitler 2 >>>> karma....



Sir, with due respect, this war as you are trying to point out is not about religion, its about humanity, any human with a working brain will never SUPPORT israel.

But christians are busy hailing them for nothing.

I don't know why!!!

Adolf Hitler was never a christian. The fact that someone lived in the west doesnt make him a christian.

sonofElElyon:
Done

Thanks
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sonofElElyon:
Sent

Thanks bro. pls edit my email from your post.

sonofElElyon:
Hmmmm.. mail me. I'll send you e copy of one book

Sent you a message but r2membered I don't really have access to my email used in opening my nairaland account. Can you send it to Bleep@gmail.com. Let me know once you send it so I can edit my email. Thanks in advance.

Shoodboi:
That's why a basket is smarter than you. Quote me tomorrow morning. You quoted this night.

Or Ibime won't you teach your bottom wiper what tomorrow morning means? Or your data has finished?

Mr data has finished and yet I posted? This your sickness na wa oh!!! You really need to take your medications as it seems your are not getting any better. I really wan pop champagne for you oh!!! No fall my hand.

You know it's one word a week when you are not on your medications. Don't force it else na confirmed madness oh, you go enter market ohh. This one you wan start this night, my hand no dey ohh. Na try to impress me enter market dey pick crown corks ohhh.

Shoodboi:
Basket. Let's sleep tonight so we'll continue tomorrow. Quote me tomorrow morning.

You wan sleep when? Your brain needs rest. Take your medications too to help your brain. We must celebrate your 1000 words by fire by force.

Who wan quote you in the morning abi you think say I enjoy to banter with folks like you? Abeg park well.

WrriterNig:
⚡Two Ukrainians tried to swim across the cold Tisa River into Romania using an inflatable ring with flowers and pink flamingo armbands.

Unfortunately, they were caught by border guards today.

They might be conscripted into the army. The death they were avoiding may still jam them.

Shoodboi:
Basket, you have started making false claims again.

Basket, 'in my own post,' I said ...but later realized it could be.... You claim I said I had it, basket. I didn't.

Basket, in my own post, I never asked for over the counter medication. I asked about where I could get a prescription.

Basket, in my own post, I said Albert Einstein, Bill Gates, and Richard Branson have it. I wonder why you left the other two only to talk about Einstein. Talking of Einstein, he showed signs of it. But it wasn't a thing then, so he wasn't diagnosed. But Einstein smoked pipe because it made him calm and think straightforward.

Basket, I see you have fallen into the abyss of name calling and insults like the rest of your colleagues. Instead of wasting your time and data here, maybe you should send ibime the data and beg that fake pastor to hide you in his suitcase when crossing the border to China.

You don't have it but it kicks in and you slso have the symptoms. Your mumu na follow come but I know why. A semi mad man easily forgets thing. You are the ideal I-have-symptoms-of-malaria-but-i'm-suffering-from-kwashiokr fellow.

Oh, there was no diagnosis and you blatantly lied he had it. So this is your best damage control instead of apologising for the bare faced lie like you also did with the bulldozer crap.

Go take your drugs , it will help you get to 1000 words before year end so we can pop a bottle of champagne abi your sickness dey forbid champagne too.

uchennamani:
Omo, una no even sabi that man sef.

Anyways, no be crime sha.

Spill the beans. It has absolutely nothing to do with his state moreover, thisnis a faceless forum.

Shoodboi:
When did you become a doctor that you diagnosed me with adhd? As I said, a basket is smarter than you. May God forbid the day you become a doctor. Even ordinary lizard, you can't treat, not to talk of a human being. Basket.

Your own post that you said you had it asking for over the counter medication you don forget? Even with the Albert einstein had it claim you no remember? Oh!!! Na the forgetful sickness dey worry you. Pele. Learn another word, basket should have sunk into your brain or are you so slow to retain that one? Remember we are yet to get to 1000 words oh. We must pop champagne oh. Pele.

Shoodboi:
You will scream to death. The only thing you're useful for is being used to describe how useless a person can be. See, let me tell you three things that will happen tomorrow:

1. The sun will rise.

2. Breeze will blow.

3. And a basket will still be smarter than you.

I understand basket is the new word in your dictionary that's why the repetition so you don't forget it. Congrats on getting to 642 words learnt. That's a milestone for someone suffering from attention deficiency syndrome and I'm happy for you. When you to 1000 words, we'll pop champagne. It's not easy for so.eone like you. Pele.

Shoodboi:
It's like I entered you and Ibime today. Over 10 mentions from the both of you... Listen, let me tell you. If I had my way, I'll put you, Ibime, sainttwist1, and trumpbiden in a rocket and send you guys another planet, maybe Mars.

Ibime will be your president because he is the smartest.

sainttwist1 will be your vice president because he is smarter than trumpbiden.

trumpbiden will be the speaker because there is no one else to take the role.

As for you, erniok, you will be the one cleaning their shoes, washing their clothes, and cleaning or licking their buttocks after they finish pooping because they're not smart enough to do it themselves. There is no other task you can do. You will be a liability to them. But they will manage you because there is no one else. Mr. Basket.

You want me to agree with person wey day for.madness border? God forbid. You are by the way entitled to your delusional opinion after all, mad people dey get opinion.

If you be lawyer, you clients go dey go prison wella cos you go dey present evidence you never go through.

Looks like basket na new word you learnt. Thank God you could concentrate enough to learn it.

FoolishBoy419:
I think you really ought to try going to record a video in a real battlefield. In one of the videos I've seen, they were waiting to ambush IDF tanks. At that point, no one knew they were there but the moment they attacked those tanks, everyone knew they were within the area. It would take only minutes to send reinforcements and air support, and don't forget that there was another tank nearby. Don't you think it would a take a dunce to attack the tanks and then wait to record it just for internet likes? That's the fastest way to be turned into human kebab

watch the 3rd video. There was a scene of a lone tank. In areas of isolated cases, I expect concrete evidence.

TrumpBiden:
Lolz that's their major problem, reading one sided news .. I read from both sides . That's the difference. And it's why I don't ever plan on engaging them here cos they are not logical but just displaying their religious bigotry

That was his problem. I came as a neutral. Even the guy that said I should post my mail for the video ignored me hence I had to edit my email. The guy with video ghost me.

I wanted to see the video myself and if true, would have come out to say he's correct. IDF no dey pay me na truth we want but that clown had to jump onto my mention and be all over the place with him. Didn't know he had attention concentration problem else I for ignore am tey-tey.

TrumpBiden:
Even if you post those pictures and videos here, they'll call it fake, doctored and propaganda, but expects you to believe every shit from them

The news made FP but no, he won't go there. I should provide the link for him. Wonder why he was not there to dispute it when it was posted on FP.

Ibime:
You sef done lose your sympathy?

I only sympathise with those you pity themselves. As that werey no wan respect himself, omo, I dey ready to drag am like tiger gen.

TrumpBiden:
I don't like talking about people's personal issues especially when it comes to something that concerns health but I just couldn't hold it when dude said ADHD is associated with people who are successful, proceeds to mention Einstein! 😂😂😂😂


Btw Did Einstein support terrorism?

No mind the monkey wey wan feel like gorilla. Something people take medications for.

Shoodboi:
Did expert's also believe that Bill Gates and Richard Branson have it?

The only reason I'm replying you is cos I expect you to show me the photos of Hamas firing missiles from playgrounds.

Do you have the photos or not?

If he didn't have it why claim he had it. So you can wear the fake badge. Ode.

The picture you are looking for was one time a front page news or do you also not visit front page Mr. Israeli troops are being decimated.

Ibime:
I don't have money for data, you don't have money for Doctor, all is fair. Let me know if you need help with that Moshood

No mind that idiot. The video he dropped did he watch it, claiming a scene that never happened was there.
I will no longer discuss with him as his difficulty to comprehend na top notch and he wears it as a badge of honour yet looking for medications.

Shoodboi:
Challenge? Who told you I have a challenge? Only people like Albert Einstein, Bill Gates, and Richard Branson have ADHD. It is a syndrome common with successful people and not with baskets like you.

Listen, Ibime may be dumb and unintelligent but I tell you, everyone here rates him more than you. At least, he doesn't try to unsee what he can see.

You saw videos and photos, and called them out as fake. I asked why it's fake and you couldn't give a reason other than Israeli tanks don't move around without air support and infantry.

Did the videos not prove that Israeli tanks move around without infantry and air support? Or how many infantrymen did you see around the tanks Hamas shot at?

Instead, you continue to hide here, living in a delusion, and deceiving yourself. You even still went on to claim that Hamas fired rockets from playgrounds.

I asked for evidence of that and as usual, you've done everything else other than to provide evidence that Hamas fired rockets from playgrounds. Just like Ibime and Alhaji twister, you guys keep hopping from post to post, making claims and dodging facts.

Mr. Kangaroo, did the videos not prove that Israeli tanks move around without air support and infantry? They do. If you want to claim they don't, point out the infantry men in the videos you watched.

When you're done with that, provide evidence of the Hamas firing missiles playgrounds. I am waiting.

Experts believed Albert Einstein had and here you are, shouting he had. Omo, your mumu long, e no be here.

I can no longer discuss with you. For me, e be like I dey talk with mumu wey no even concentrate. Maybe na why you post one video dey talk about nonsense claiming they dropped explosives on a bulldozer. Ode.

I done with you as you can't even concentrate make I no follow for people wey go kill you by making you concentrate.

What nonsense video be this one, video wey no clear.

FoolishBoy419:
Wait. You expect them to attack a tank and then stay there to record the aftermath of what they've done?

The incomplete videos they were recording, what is that one called? Slow motion?

What does the appeal court mean by fully participating in the election. Anybody?

Christistruth03:
If people’s votes didn’t count there would be no need to Campaign

That's what you think. The campaign is actually to create awareness and not to solicit for votes.
A case study is Kogi that the came already filled INEC result sheets and over voting confirmed in some areas. Now tell me, does that seem like what people who actually campaigned would do?

Ibime:
I'm sympathetic to the human kangaroo bouncing up and down in his room every second. I will even help him fund a consultation with a private doctor to get to the root of his kangaroo syndrome. My major concern is he doesn't knock his head on the ceiling while bouncing upandan. . . .the ceiling doesn't deserve that.

Can't help not laughing. Abeg make dem no think say I'm being paid to surf the net.

On a serious not, that line wasn't cool bro. We should be our brothers keepers regardless of our different inclinations.

Enjoy your day bro.

FoolishBoy419:
Americans and Israelis cannot be compared with Hamas. Hamas has little resources, no overt external support, and they rely on guerilla warfare. It's not possible for them to record every single thing they do.

What I'm trying to point out is that his fact is not irrefutable. I expected him not to tell me to go to war front and take videos as though it is never done.

In as much as I agree with you that they can't make videos everytime they carry out an attack, but there are incidences like the lone tank attack. In such cases, they should make sure they have a kill and record it. Shooting an RPG and recording explosions don't count for me.

Tareq1105:
But you guys were more concerned about Lagos and south west than your Ikpeazu.

I'm concerned about Lagos cos I live here and pay my taxes here. Same way a Nigerian in New York will be concerned about the affairs of his city.

The thread is not ikpeazu unless you are still in 2019.

Christistruth03:
If peoples votes did not count Politicians would not spend so much time and effort Campaigning for votes

It's the norm. Make it look like we have a working democracy.