₦airaland Forum

Sam2310:
Pure Madness

Na real madness. One day, I go become Samuel alt account.

Antwan99:
For those who believe Sporty loyalty is given based on losses, here is what I always say.

I deposited N500 yesterday. Played and won N1650. I played again and won N2000. Then I won N1800. This was consecutively. No loss so far.

Loyalty is already N61. If I had lost all. No way I'd have gotten N61. It would have been 0.05 or something around zero point.

It's N61 because the amounts I won were meagre amounts. If it were N10k+ for each, the loyalty would've been far higher.

It has always been based on tier level percentage on staked amount.

Lithiumite:
It's funny how this people who get oppurtuned to leave the shores of this country are always quick to lampoon their country as they revel in the glory and grandeur of their host western country..... their condescending attitude is disgusting mainly because they are apparently ignorantly oblivious of the hideous fact that these countries they are always praising for their development and organisation are in fact the ones responsible fir the underdevelopment and economic mess sub Saharan African countries are going through.......someone messed up your father's house ,you move over to his house which is better and then you start abusing your own house destroyed by your oppressor.

Una no dey tire? You no wan hold your leaders responsible abi US tell abacha make he steal the money? The same US was once colonised by Britain. Even Rwanda don leave us behind. Continue dey blame them.

TheBizGenius:
Why should they resettle them?

Why would they spend money from the taxes of those who stayed to welcome those who ran away, failed and became illegals in another country?! Were they sent on an assignment for the country?!

What kind of an entitled mentality is this?!

Someone was hoping so and it wasn't me.

Urgent1Million:
For someone like me who is not a Tinubu supporter, I'll say the writer of this nonsense succeeded in wasting my time.
After reading the junk to the end, I started looking for the part that'll qualify the agreement as "strange".
Alas, none!!
People like the writer are the same people who will come online to scream that the Nigerian government is letting Nigerian citizens in foreign prisons and detention centres suffer without any action.
Now the government is taking a step to bring them back home and he is whining.
Was he expecting the UK government not to project the agreement as a win to her citizens?
Saving money for the UK people, freeing up detention centres, easing pressure on local communities.
Keir Stammer gets some thumbs up!
Illegal migrants gets returned (not deported) with dignity, FGN helps them restart their lives (I hope so), Nigeria-UK relations improve.
Tinubu gets some credit!
To me, it's a win-win situation.
After all, it's all politics.

If you really think FG will help them resettle at home, then I have a central bank for sale and the offer is only for you.

FSBoperator:
Nigeria is being paid to house asylum seekers who will continue their application from Nigeria and will be in semi detention within a secured enviromnet.

These asylum seekers have no rights in Nigeria and are not in anyway being granted automatic stay or legal status within Nigeria.

The UK will pay Nigeria to receive and house all pending asylum seekers and if denied, they will be automatically removed and sent back to their country of origin and this will be on the UK's dime and not ours.

A similar arrangement is already in place with Rwanda which is now housing asylum seekers.

The Ghanaians also signed an agreement with the US to receive deported illegal immigrants of western African origins and from there bus them back to their country of origin.

Ghana is being paid for each deported immigrant and they are provided funds by same US to repatriate the deportees back to their country of origin.

Also, asylum seekers have the right to reject coming to Nigeria while their asylum proceedings are pending. They can go to Rwanda or back to their country.

Nigeria will make money per head on each asylum seeker into the US.

So what exactly is wrong with this arrangement?

The ministry of interior sent out a disclaimer that they are not taking in nationals of other countries. So what are you on about.

brain54:
Sexual assault allegations is the new thing...


The latest Vogue!

You can say that again. She had to wait until she disembarked before coming online to rant

Betterthanwalki:
is it safe to say we hv a court institution in this country anymore?

We do, you need to understand Nigerian legal process with respect to appeal court since industrial court judgements can be appealed.

Obagreatdatoye:
Because Nigeria was the darkest memory in her past

Question is how many years did she even spend in Nigeria.

KnowledgePower7:
The only abroad in that list is Ghana
The rest is Ogbomosho

So USA and UK no dey abroad again.

Watcharena:
I hope that guy that said the war will end in 4 days abi on Monday has stop commenting here

Lol. I knew this was gonna linger but someone thought US has less than 30 or so days to finish the job.

educatedfool:
Was he made aware of the decision beforehand?

You think they don't know? They get sweet mouth when dem need you.

Bookmarked in case I wn laugh. How can one get 3rd class in youba baying?

Bahamas95:
RIP sir, one of the legends who made my childhood fun.


Na Chuck Norris inspire me and my friends dat year to dey manufacture "wicked" wooden guns wey we dey use for WAR START..........Only Deltans nai go understand wetin I dey talk.

WAR START been happen in almost all southern states.

A cobra bit Chuck and after 8 days of agonizing pain, the cobra died.

RIP Chuck Norris

Kalulu44:
Same thing they did to Ajinomoto seasoning. A very good spice for stew and Jollof, rumor circulated it was a bleach chemical they used in producing it. That was how that product died a natural death

Ajinomoto never die ohhh. Gonkano and see.

@topic, klin in 1979? Check again.

OlujobaSamuel:
Nope, the minister for power intervened already and the bill has been settled, while the light has been restored, however they were placed on Band A, so the mgt is rationing light, which is making the staff complain.
The issue is with mgt, not the the power company

Thanks for enlightening me as the resolution was not captured in the post.

helinues:
All the Nigerians that have carried this war in foreign land for head like gala should be flogged as they don't know their priorities

Modified: Let whatever issue you have with my opinion stay with you. Don't get yourself blocked. Ain't gat no time for nonsense

So your block can bankrupt the individual. Wow!!!

Ricchmoen:
taliban is in Afghanistan not iraq

Did you read his post before quoting me?

masterfactor:
Kindly spot where I mentioned Italian in Iraq in my comment, bros hope too much garri consumption no dey worry you. Na you dey do the over Sabi ooooo

I meant taliban in Iraq. Dunno how it got changed to Italian

masterfactor:
When we say some of you here on nairaland are kid, WAR is not RAMBO or JARHEED. If war is the way you think it, RUSSIA SHOULD HAVE DEFEATED UKRAINE.

AMERICAN SPENDS 20 YEARS IN IRAQ TO REPLACE A TALIBAN GOVERNMENT WITH ANOTHER ONE

Italian in Iraq? You oversabi no be small.

shortgun:
Your opinion doesn't stop okpa from being the No. 1 delicacy in South East Nigeria.

Who crown am no 1 when ugba dey?

Racoon:
If a whole UCH - premier health facility in Nigeria is in this comatose state especially in respect to power issue.

Then you can imagine how the common man must be suffering since most government officials, their families and cronies rarely goes there to seek healthcare.

They disconnected them over debt. E dey for the news.

Switruth:
shut up... No be El Rufai help Tinubu to enter aso rock? Who answered Tinubu questions in Chatham house...

Mad people everywhere

He answered one and not all the questions. If for say he answered all, una go talk say PBAT owes him his life.

You never tell us what offers RFCC and DSS laid on the table abi ICPC be their spokesperson?

ericmor:
Which video? The video that has been in circulation for some days now

So what are you on about again if you watched the video. I never heard the girl mention his name, only the narrator that appeared neutral did.

maasoap:
Lol. In fact, it can increase in volume instead 🤣🤣.
You saw the way he was moving the cup itself around,,, full of coffee to the brim, and yet no spill.
Now, his third video is out. This one, his ring disappeared from 0.19-0.28 seconds .
And his son, likely dead too. He was in Israel a day before the attacks on Iran started, leaving Miami for Israel. Now his 40 tweets per day has reduced to zero.

The question is: can you take a sip from a coffee cup and it seems to still remain full and my answer remains same:yes.
Someone mentioned the date on the cashier register being years back. I'm not after those arguments just that one.

ericmor:
So, are you saying she did not know the guy she invited name?

Watch the video before you quickly click the quote button.

If one only reads headlines.....

Na the mods I blame sha. Most times, they push sensational headlines that are disconnected from the news.

Buccalcavity2:
I hear you. His NY case was also in a dysfunctional system? You think it is mediocrity to spot and exploit loopholes? Even POTUS exploit loopholes to avoid tax and take advantage of system assets. What do i know?

https://www.nairaland.com/1456578/new-york-judge-orders-jimoh

The link is the outcome of his US case. Guess you didn't even know this.

Name POTUS guilty of this.

FYI, it's not ingenuity to exploit a weak system, heck even mafia bosses did so in their primes

educatedfool:
Netanyahu takes a sip of his coffee, yet the cup stays full


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=st6PMiLJDOY

It's a sip and not a gulp. It can happen in real life especially if the coffee is very hot.

Buccalcavity2:
I disagree. I used to be a critic of Jimoh from afar esp wrt his businesses. A closer look told me a different story. In all of his acquisitions, Jimoh came out tops! None at a loss to him. You can bring up the emotional arguement about employees, business continuity....but this guy is one of the few who has mastered the art of using M&A to grow inorganically and profit massively. He is a smart guy! I now see him in the light of Aig, Late Herbert, Jamie Dimon....
He goes for underlying Assets of troubled corporates.
Ask yourself how he has not been convicted despite all the numerous cases you cited both locally and internationally.
His last interview on channels showed me that he is basically qualified for his nomination. Subject matter knowlege and awareness is on point. His academic qualification is not in doubt. His confidence to articulate his view is cool. So why not?

Nope. He was just a fellow that exploited the numerous loopholes in this country. If he had tried this in a country with functional institutions, he'd be cooling his heels in a prison.