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Toothpick01: confirm well before u post pls

lol...I'm also praying it's false toothpick. But I doubt he'd lie. Let's just keep our fingers crossed, alright?

A friend of mind says fbn has shortlisted. He saw the 'ad' on hot jobs in nigeria...

cutetonye009: i heard they will soon start calling,very soon

really? from where

I just got the e-mail. I don't think its a paid internship. how many articles have you sent? I don even know how to title mine. can you please help me?

koyes: Hey guys, I heard something but I don't know how true it is...I heard some test centres had so many irregularities...that could be the cause for this delay.

irregularities

I doubt Raw. Is it the first time you're hearing about GUS. probably you missed something...

you know u can enter just once

so, are any of you entering or y'all just showering praises?

I doubt it's a valid info. Maybe probably from next week...#fingers crossed

lyze: erza dnt try 2 hard. the thread isnt gonna roll 4 a while doesnt min itz
dead...jux let d msgs start cmin ull b stunned by d speed @ wc d pages
ar gonna fly.peepz dey watch dis thread 4 real o. no go tink am.

oh well #shrug
but I really wanted those question samples...

jamesbridget13: check previous pages, u ll find hint

there are 38 pages. can you please be more specific?

Hasn't anybody here ever gone to ANY assessment centre? I feel it's a similar protocol. Geez! Enlighten us, will you? At least, you can give examples of any kinda question you recall. C'mon guys. You're killing the thread again :>

scarletdp: @olu its just a way of sayin I wouldn't want to fail..
Or it won't feel nyc failing... U just wan attack me oh... @erza.. What
questions? N pls dnt ask me to read d posts above, I no get
time...

I wasn't planning to

scarletdp: Erza n d doc... Culd u guys pls jst exchange pins or e mails or phone numbers or whatever... N get ds heat ova with... Lol...
Evrytym I see new post here my hrt go dey beat... Thinkin say person wan write him don get success mail... Plus ds fools mtn n silverbird want make I win ipad by force sendin me txts lyk crazy... Mscheeeew... Mehn
fbn make una do quick na

seriously, this is heat? lol
anyways scar, i need those questions and it will be benificial to us all:p

I love modeling though I don't
have the height. I'm about 5ft6", a little fair and with absolutely no
experience. I just auditioned once and couldn't go the next time because I had to get back to school. I just recently passed out and I'm at home
doing nothing. I don't mind taking a shot, not professionally though. I live with my parents presently and can't do night ish but I can travel depending on the location and period.
Thanks

dr dams: Hehheh, Inspector Benson, u must av bin in all job seekers thread 2 know am in all ***

lol...doc, all in all you didn't give me a hint of the questions.

dr dams: Ama take
away ur boredom.. Send me a pm **winks*

oops, tot we wer on romance thread..
Bt actually, its d best tym for u 2 b vast in certain isues... U can see
crazy stuffs guys wer told 2 enumerate during their interviewss..

first, i aint that fine:-) secondly, that's what I'm talking about. What kinda questions? C'mon doc. Enlighten me;-)

dr dams: U sound lyk a 2013 batch b corper...
Guy, take a chill pill n get smtin 2 do wit ur tym....
Job tins in naija isnt a mnth nor 3mnth exercise either...

sorry. it's just really boring at home

i'm a girl:>

goldenchic: The 25questions were paper based, haba how una want
make I rem, lol. Afta dat was an interview which lasted for 30mins For
the grp discusion was like a comprehension passage based on how to help a
bank move forward more dan its competitors.den u make a presentation
using power point. I guessed I hv tried @ dis point. Love u guys Bye

sorry dear but were you asked to create the powerpoint slides there and then or did you do it at home?

is there any new on-going job application or recruitment? please kindly outline. i can't wait to get a job so that i can start sleeping early,
waking early and doing all those
other things...not that i still can't do them but the motivation just
ain't there! even though i know there will come a time when it will
totally piss me off...

damn...this month is crawling! lol

buchaisky: young man take it or leave it, banks offer the highest number of
openings, particularly FBN cos of their numerous branches. What will u
say abt dragnet (cadbury, nestle and GSK), even sahara oil & gas
recruitment of last year where only 50+ were selected for assessment
center out of the hundreds of thousands of applicants. In the end only
abt 11 got the job. The top coys that try recruiting over 20+ are some
audit firms. So young man...banks offer the highest number. 900+ for
assessment center and in the end close to 200 jobs offered is one of the
highest ul ever see here in naija. If ur confident in ur performance in
the workforce test, then u definitely will make it to the AC. If u can
start preparing for the AC pls do, its not book dat u can cram, its
about confidence building, working on ur diction, presentation skills
and many more. You dont prepare for AC in 2days unless ur not serious
with the job. If uv been to an AC before, u go knw say no be small boys
dey reach that stage. Brilliance oozes out of everyone there and if ur
not careful, ur confidence go betray you big time! And with your
confidence gone, ur halfway out! Even if u dont make it to the FBN AC,
to land one of the hotjobs in naija, ul definitely have to pass tru an
AC. Bring out some of your time and work vigorously towards getting a
good job. Being a fresh unemployed grad dosnt mean stayn at home
watching ONTV, i believe u shd be almost as busy as the working
class...

well said...

4mula22: It'll
really hurt if u start preparing for the next stage and u weren't
enlisted in d end. From previous comments, there's less than 1% success
with FBN recruitment.
250,000 applicants, only 900 were chosen... Or am I d only 1 dat saw dat
comment?
I don't know about u, but I only start preparation when I'm contacted.
Even if its a 2-days notice, I'll put in my best preparations den. (Most
of us schooled in 9ja, so trust urselves, u can prepare within d
shortest possible tym)
For me, I'll focus my job search elsewhere and hope for the best.
#just thinking out very very loud#

* puts on helmet, bullet proof vest, goggles, military armour, posts
comment,and run away as soon as possible*

lol...you're very right. there is a little probability of being selected. but honey, it doesn't hurt to be optimistic. i still apply for any job opening i see but i apply with the mindset that i'd be selected. Even if i'm not...

tonydoes: WITH THE HELP FROM GOLDENCHIC I THINK THE FOCUS SHOULD
NOW BE MORE OF WORKING ON OUR WEAK POINTS IN REGARDS TO THE TASKS SHE
DISCLOSED CANDIDATES WILL FACE ON THE ASSESSMENT DAY..INSTEAD OF
WORRYING ABOUT OTHER THINGS..MANY THANKS AGAIN TO HER..

you're right. starting with those questions. any ideas at all, anyone?

lyze: amen o. i hope dis is d week d success mesages begin 2 roll out.

well, I give them between this week and the next three weeks

happy Sunday y'all. welcome to another week. the wait continues...
:-)

goldenchic: The 25questions were paper based, haba how una want
make I rem, lol. Afta dat was an interview which lasted for 30mins For
the grp discusion was like a comprehension passage based on how to help a
bank move forward more dan its competitors.den u make a presentation
using power point. I guessed I hv tried @ dis point. Love u guys Bye

thanks

lyze: erza isnt dere lik a contact number we can call or somfin? dis wait is gettin longer especially as HB don cut our legz

dear, even if there is, I dont wanna know. things will happen when they will happen

nkwako: Why are my instincts telling me if not 2morrow latest next week ......hmmmm

you are tired of the wait like the rest of us...lol

[quote
author=goldenchic]Okay house, to start with des was how I was called, I
anointed d screen of d system I used and fasted for 21days with my
faith in God, den I do what Yoruba call kalo kalo(gamble) and u shld knw
with that I was d first to finish. I wasn't sure of one. Rem d process
was only for 2:1 and first class all over naija so u can imagine d
brainys. Assessment center: pls wear a black suit, started with a test
wich was 25 questions or der abt, den we were group into groups, in agrp
we hv 5 ple, so u ll choose d leader. U ll meet with Directors of FBN
with white beards, dey ll ask u questions, pls speak very loud, and go
and google competency questns and also team work, afta u ll move to grp
discusion pls if u knw u r a talkative from birth its time for u to shut
up, if u knw u r d type dat doesn't allow odas to talk pls bros control
ya sef. Der ll be assessors watching each person. Also think before u
talk, if u like don't say anytin reasonably. If u like tell Tolu pls
shut up lemme talk. Na u knw ooo. Den jot down all reasonable points.dis
matters den u move to anoda stage which was were I failed. Dats power
point, den u present. Pls n pls go n google hw to present sogbo! If u
like go blow yeye grammar. Make ur presentation very buriful don't be
olodo like me wey no knw wetin dem dey call power point. Also buy gala,
bread n butter if u r d type dat loves food and it shows on ur face dat u
hvnt eaten. I finsihed mine ard 9.30pm April 27th 2012. For d ladies go
with ur make up and look fresh every minute. Shikena[/quote]and the 25 questions. can u remember what the questions were on?

[quote
author=goldenchic]Okay house, to start with des was how I was called, I
anointed d screen of d system I used and fasted for 21days with my
faith in God, den I do what Yoruba call kalo kalo(gamble) and u shld knw
with that I was d first to finish. I wasn't sure of one. Rem d process
was only for 2:1 and first class all over naija so u can imagine d
brainys. Assessment center: pls wear a black suit, started with a test
wich was 25 questions or der abt, den we were group into groups, in agrp
we hv 5 ple, so u ll choose d leader. U ll meet with Directors of FBN
with white beards, dey ll ask u questions, pls speak very loud, and go
and google competency questns and also team work, afta u ll move to grp
discusion pls if u knw u r a talkative from birth its time for u to shut
up, if u knw u r d type dat doesn't allow odas to talk pls bros control
ya sef. Der ll be assessors watching each person. Also think before u
talk, if u like don't say anytin reasonably. If u like tell Tolu pls
shut up lemme talk. Na u knw ooo. Den jot down all reasonable points.dis
matters den u move to anoda stage which was were I failed. Dats power
point, den u present. Pls n pls go n google hw to present sogbo! If u
like go blow yeye grammar. Make ur presentation very buriful don't be
olodo like me wey no knw wetin dem dey call power point. Also buy gala,
bread n butter if u r d type dat loves food and it shows on ur face dat u
hvnt eaten. I finsihed mine ard 9.30pm April 27th 2012. For d ladies go
with ur make up and look fresh every minute. Shikena[/quote]whao. really? 9:30pm? were you at home or at their offce? but I'm sure you've perfected the power point now

@nerije seriously? millions?:> where did u get this really shocking info from?

thank you jare goldenchic for bringing inquisitiveness back to this thread